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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with an 8-bit Home Computer, an Abacus, and a Dog
Peter Gutmann, University of AucklandStephan Neuhaus, Zurich University of Applied Sciences
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This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer from 1981, an abacus, and a dog. We hope that this work will inspire future efforts to match any further quantum factorisation records, should they arise.![[?]](https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/accounts/avatars/107/938/119/071/043/962/original/4f9eacf75b80e4c9.png)
I think the Independent Web is held back by the lack of short-form vertical content. So many times I'll visit a beautifully designed personal website and not have any idea where to start.
I really wish my browser would automatically play a full-screen vertical video where the creator helps me get to know the real them with a short introduction and factorio gameplay on the bottom half.
So for those of you who maintain your own websites, please get on this.
souce: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blackbird_and_Kestrel.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
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A male blackbird attempting to distract a male kestrel close to its nest
...you're gonna transcribe all this verbatim aren't you?"
- @shibao
today fiore is mad at linux-man-pages because they include glibc extensions
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Bjarne Soup, inventor of C++, created the language after he forgot to null terminate his legs.
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have you checked out Uncle PG?
despite of how he’s posting, he’s actually a nice guy.
Go check him out. here: @prettygood
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@nyx I've been in the mood for this for ages but my gay ass laptop doesn't have a numpad
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HighPriestessTerra 
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boostedgoogle dot com brat generator second result type “chud” press enter and its instantly a masterpiece this shit aint nothing to me
RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/c376226a-4668-47ac-9bc2-6559f55b38cc
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@fiore@brain.worm.pink Did you really just use a service as a software substitute for something you could've made in GIMP in 30 seconds?
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@SuperDicq yes because i was in bed and couldnt be bothered to go get my laptop and look up a similar font and the color hex code so there u go
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"Unfortunately in the bank where i work it is not easy to change the version, it requires lots of resources to retest." says reporter who uses a ten years old #curl version with a suspected bug... The problem is not open source.
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@bagder So they reported a bug on a 10 year old version instead? To what end? They would have to do their costly deployment anyways? 🤔
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@bagder This I would name misaligned Governance and Compliance when you apply any software w/o proper upgrading bugfixing processes.
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@bagder did they demand you fix the old version retrospectively with an insane deadline and dire consequences? 😬
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@bagder lol, Bank has the money, this is the most bank behavior ever
edit: Rihanna is the only appropriate response to a bank pleading poverty: https://youtu.be/N-w8lEL_0y4&t=69
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@bagder Had a similar comment recently at a company where I consulted on cybersec. "Our customers won't upgrade to the latest version because the only run versions they've certified themselves on all their equipment".
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@bagder that sounds the kind of request that can be answered with a price quote with an unreasonable number of 0s.
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@bagder
I've heard that banks are not good environments to work in, technology-wise. For example, they're maintaining & using COBOL programs written decades ago.
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In 720p webcam glory like god intended.RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/e6539577-22b7-4da7-97a6-75e0f164e761
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Me, wearing an enormous gray woolen hat that obscures my face. A little cheek is visible, but a brown-gray beard is most prominent.
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soon as I sleep and wake up I'll probably go back to mentally imagining you as unc kikuri but now with a wizard hat
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
gandalf cosplay?
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i just remembered this guy from https://cahlen.org/ .
you look even more epic
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@prettygood holy shit that beard
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@prettygood how long did that take? Back when I didn't shave before coming out and all I couldn't pull this off. Even after months I just had a scraggly mess
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@prettygood that's totally an anime girl('s Biker Unc) !
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@prettygood gandalf you NEED to get a churchwarden pipe and post a pic of you smoking it at some point
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@p@raru.re
mask on!
@vaartis
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or if you're really paranoid ask amy when she wakes up, or if you're really really really paranoid i can do the old trick of putting a cigarette inside my penis hole, taking a picture of it then captioning it with a gpg key fingerprint
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Wafrn horror story if used to frequent tumblr [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Wafrn TV
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Actually what if we make a loops exclusive feed we could do that
#No-shade-to-dansup #loops-is-cool-but-this-is-a-pun-towards-tumblr-and-a-misunderstanding-of-their-userbase
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@gabboman it would be interesting to pull in loops, and the atproto equivalents into one feed
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dont you wish your girlfriend was dumb like me
Why do I feel like Joanne chose that herself
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