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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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God made my body hair really thick to stop me from pulling all the buff ladies
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\>this maybe ?
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i hate this website
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@fiore try <plain></plain>
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what instances are in the bubble timeline for this instance exactly
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@sun@shitposter.world what happened
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i accepted .
and i id id not get hugs
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tiny bit groggy from drinking last night but oh well :3
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@eris lemme get you on my tailnet
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@eris part of tailscale. Basically it's just wire guard on easy mode. I use it to access my jellyfin server remotely which is very convenient. I have a lot of shows, movies, and music on my jellyfin server
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@eris
>Well I believe you have my email address
What fucking kind of reply is that lol.
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too much stuff for my stomach
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@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz
Paula you need to evict the brainworms, stop browsing ttt and pol.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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also i was on my way to read some tttt smut
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gleeble glorp with their massive shlong
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also me, 15 years ago:
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if you seriously think there is any amount of credit to be given to the transfem nazi phase theory, unfollowing me is not enough, please die.
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inb4 
Winter translumar issued death threats against meeeee
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@vitalis where were the british authorities when the tarrasque was mercilessly lynched by a hate mob?
like literally dude had a killing-people weapon, the point of the UK overreach with "bladed weapons" is that it covers nearly any tool for any purpose
and it wasn't a person, but a rare beast of some sort
this *could* have been developed into a genuinely funny bit about conservation, wildlife regulation, overzealous enforcement, virtue signalling and everyday bureaucratic red tape, but...
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@apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises
@vitalis@dirtyknight.life there's legally no distinction between a butter knife and a longsword (both are bladed articles), and accordingly, I've used my longsword to butter toast before. I think it's important to highlight the innovation the CJA etc has promoted here
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can tofu go bad? I got a brick of firm tofu that’s 10 days past expiration date in the fridge, the vacuum sealed pouch has inflated
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@eris it looks fine, I’m asking because dairy never actually becomes dangerous, it just becomes a stinkier dairy product it’s not like tofu is meat or anything, it’s just bean water
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microsoft owned property btw
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Screenshot of Minecraft website. The screenshots have the "Activate Windows" watermark on them.
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The comparison of the initial version and the reuploaded version. The reuploaded version dealt with the watermark by smudging it. The watermark is now gone, but the effects of editing the image can be seen pretty easily.
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#curl is dropping support for OpenSSL 1.x soon
https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/08/28/dropping-old-openssl/
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Dr. ins0mniak M.D. 
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9864509
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one more day and then it'll be Friday !!
the weather today is meh again , but I don't mind because fresh and cool air never hurt anyone !!!!!
everyone have a great rest of their day and always remember that you're loved ^^
- i'm a bit sick so cool fresh air would probably hurt me a bit 
click menu burger > click tariffs & services > click tariffs > click another button called tariffs(??) > you have arrived
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The four genders
#wake-me-up-inside #wake-me-up-before-you-go-go #wake-me-up-when-September-ends #wake-me-up-when-it’s-over #!!!!!!!!!!!!!w!!!!!!!!!!!--!
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a chart with the text “wake me up” in the center box, with four quadrants around it.
top left: when it’s all over
top right: when September ends
bottom left: before you go go
bottom right: inside
the boxes correspond to a song that features the words “wake me up”
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nice to see bsky turned into pre-elon twitter already lmao
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i say this but bsky is a safe haven in comparison to every other social media right now (normal people will not use fedi)
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@skyeweeb do we really need normal people in fedi though?
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