Ukko

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
Main@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounceshe/he
XMPPukko@hollow.capital
Telegramgirlwife
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Ukko »
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I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

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Ukko »
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yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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Ukko »
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And then I freaked it

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Ukko »
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@affine@yourwalls.today you mean to say your display doesn't have any software running it? @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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Ukko »
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@lamp@kitty.haus miku is an alien and she is kinda spacey coming from the universe to party and go crazy @trump@bae.st

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ANNA is UTOPIA!! »
@anathema@brain.worm.pink

my boyfriend

a few text messages
"i missed u and i wanted to see if you were up so we could maybe chat or something"
"do you still have a crush on me ...?"
"do you like me"
screenshot of a tweet from @matumland: my girlfriend keeps FEEDING this overweight RACCOON under her deck because she "cares about him" (skull emojis) i find THIS today (picture of a piece of bread left out on a deck with goldfish crackers arrayed in a heart on top)
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Ukko »
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Me as a boyfriend

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Ukko »
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It's me

CC: @trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
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Nothing ever happens

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Ukko »
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I think pernia went too far this time, drones to israel??? Twisted

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Ukko »
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Call me a Maiar system the way the me within the mirror tells the me without that i shall not pass

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Ukko »
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hm

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Ukko »
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Shit's broken

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Ukko »
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You're missing

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@anathema@brain.worm.pink

@eris all of human society has been engineered to create the most generic pop song possible to entertain an alien traveling from one end of the universe to another

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Ukko »
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FUCK IMAGINE

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Ukko »
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Saxophone is not an instrument that's played in symphonic orchestras, clarinets would be the most similar I think

CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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@usernameswift@pleromer.net

Wikipedia, terrorism [SENSITIVE CONTENT]English Wikipedia: "nyaa~"
French Wikipedia: "On this date in 2015, a series of Islamic State suicide attacks took place in Paris."

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Ukko »
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How charred is your toast that it has noticeably less carbs than bread

CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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Ukko »
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That's not how you were supposed to read the n-word

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Ukko »
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It ain't crop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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Ukko »
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Please send prayers, having eating urges

Trad niggas at the TL post w the Dear Diary vibes agressive af. "Please send prayers, having masturbation urges" nigga what?!
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mai zu dem la »
@kim@linfan.moe

@eris the amount of crying laughing emojis reminds me of this

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Ukko »
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GROOMER ALERT (may reference?)

CC: @meso@netzsphaere.xyz

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Ukko »
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Well that was the only thing I could think of

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Ukko »
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More inflation because it's two trillion not just one trillion

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Ukko »
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Ukko »
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Because you've been getting drunk every evening

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Ukko »
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I don't drink often anymore so I can immediately get wasted from anything, much more fun that way

CC: @trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
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Ukko »
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you chugged down a bottle of vodka alone, that isn't fine

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Ukko »
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what are the genetic requirements?

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Ukko »
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why are you turning yourself back into an alcoholic :(

do i have to come over and beat some sense into you?

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Ukko »
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That isn't any better, dear :(

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Ukko »
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"i'm not an alcoholic anymore" people drinking a bottle of vodka in 4 days

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Ukko »
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LMFAOOO WHADDAHELL

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Ukko »
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Tonight the role of wife will be played by may

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Ukko »
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Oh I am not fucking may, don't worry guys, my wife is just eating some random cough pills her friends gave her and is complaining about how she will die if she keeps sitting at the table

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ワフ  ⁰͡ ⌵ ⁰͡ »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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Ukko »
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April Fools innit?

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Ukko »
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Bomzis-coded, sitting in esplanāde, staring at the unfinished golden roofs of the cathedral

CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

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Ukko »
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It probably actually converts any image you copy into a bitmap and for gifs it's the first frame

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Ukko »
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Ukko »
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You wouldn't download a body

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Ukko »
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May brainwashed you good, Ms. Paula "I HATE DOGS" Kitty

CC: @trump@bae.st @degen@m.ating.press @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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Ukko »
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That's actually your web browser or operating system if it happened bcs of a drag-n-drop or copy-paste

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Ukko »
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Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me

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Ukko »
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Do you think Frank Herbert went to Turkey and got absolutely wasted before or after naming dune (Ar)Rakis ?

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Komnene »
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@meso @lucy @eris @VIPPER @affine different balkaners doing their own thing

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myrmepropagandist »
@futurebird@sauropods.win

This little snake will never know how happy it made me or how precious they are. Eat lots of snails little one!

Closer view of the snake in the lush moss of the wall over the long lost brook.
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