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Ukko (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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Ukko (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

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Ukko (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

    :pantsu1: 🏳‍⚧ »
    @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

    @eris why is it back

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      Ukko (theymab moment) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          Ukko (theymab moment) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

            [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

            2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

            Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

            elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

            chat the priest said my hair was fire today. is that good?

pretty pog

just kidding he actually said “oh shit” bc my hair was on fire

            Alt...chat the priest said my hair was fire today. is that good? pretty pog just kidding he actually said “oh shit” bc my hair was on fire

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Lizzie of Cinder

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              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

              worm.pink is so good man you got ppl beating you on the head with a baseball bat for bringing up anything remotely related to 4chan tttt slang as if it was serious (me . i am like this ) and other ppl literally hosting irischan and agpchan

              this is the greatest fedi instance

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              elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
              @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

              @fiore this has kinda been the case from day one bc of me and amy lmao

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                elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                @fiore wait who runs agpchan btw

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                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                  elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                  @eris @fiore probably lmao. i found out about it yesterday bc she was shilling it so

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                    pangaea »
                    @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                    @lizzie @fiore @eris agpchan won 4cuck done

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                      elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                      @amalthea @fiore @eris oomfie wtf are you talking about

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                        elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                        @amalthea @eris @fiore oh wait i heard something about 4chan going down. lol. lmao.

                          Tay »
                          @tay@transfem.social

                          Unethical Diagram Design Life Hack:
                          You can make the y-axis scale dependent on x:

                          A diagram titles "Plotting f(x) = x²". The plot is a straight line from the lower left to right upper corner. The x axis is labeld 1 through 6, the y axis is labeled 1x, 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, 6x.

                          Alt...A diagram titles "Plotting f(x) = x²". The plot is a straight line from the lower left to right upper corner. The x axis is labeld 1 through 6, the y axis is labeled 1x, 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, 6x.

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                          lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                          @tay differentiation on crack

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                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            evil brother of a logarithmic scale

                              Butthole-laser-weilding federal agent »
                              @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                              This mother fucker doesn't even know what the stack is and he wants us to fear him.

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                              Butthole-laser-weilding federal agent »
                              @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                              BOO!

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                                H. Faust »
                                @hfaust@shitposter.world

                                @nyanide The autograph is not commented, cannot compile.

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                                  dilbert 1 »
                                  @sun@shitposter.world

                                  @hfaust @nyanide did not declare main return value int, I am sorry but you have not passed our first interview round

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                                    pwm »
                                    @pwm@darkdork.dev

                                    @sun @nyanide @hfaust Am I imagining that unspecified return types in function declarations are presumed to be int? That sounds on brand but I can't recall one way or the other

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                                      dilbert 1 »
                                      @sun@shitposter.world

                                      @pwm @nyanide @hfaust I think pre formalization you didn't have to and maybe it's an old signature, or he just didn't care

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                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Lack of type specifiers is the same as int.

                                        CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @hfaust@shitposter.world

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                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          At least in C89, I think they removed that "feature" in newer standards.

                                          CC: @sun@shitposter.world @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @hfaust@shitposter.world

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                                            سيزيجي »
                                            @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com

                                            @nyanide Have you found another weenie on a normgroid site

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                                              Butthole-laser-weilding federal agent »
                                              @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                              @sysrq No I'm just watching atrocious YouTube content.

                                                pwm »
                                                @pwm@darkdork.dev

                                                @nyanide the stack is where my laundry is (I refuse to fold it)

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                                                  pwm »
                                                  @pwm@darkdork.dev

                                                  @nyanide it's morphing into a heap...

                                                    john_darksoul »
                                                    @john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital

                                                    @nyanide The stack is where a spell goes before it resolves.

                                                      Butthole-laser-weilding federal agent »
                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                      "If this is one of his alts why's he talking about himself in the 3rd person?"

                                                      Faggotry

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                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Is this another kirby alt that I have to force unfollow

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                                                        سيزيجي »
                                                        @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com

                                                        @nyanide
                                                        Post link

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                                                          pwm »
                                                          @pwm@darkdork.dev

                                                          @sysrq @nyanide STOP SUBPOSTING YOU INSUFFERABLE ZOOMER FAGGOT
                                                          PROVIDE CONTEXT TO YOUR CUNTISH GOSSIP OR STFU

                                                            lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                            pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]"soviet apartment blocks are depressing" you know what's even more depressing that soviet apartment blocks? homelessness

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                                                            lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: boosted

                                                            👺кину奇诺[防空識別區]👹 »
                                                            @adiz@mtl.jinxian.casa

                                                            @lizzy It's always been kinda mind-boggling to me that people will unironically criticize former Soviet state apartment blocks as being "ugly" or "depressing", etc. while otherwise ignoring abject poverty and homelessness rampant among suburbanized, Western countries. Like, god forbid these dystopian Communist countries built ugly, depressing, demoralizing......affordable or free housing for everyone! ......?

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                                                              @genmaicha@stereophonic.space

                                                              @adiz @lizzy in the ussr almost everyone had to live in the commie blocks, while in america that kind of low-quality housing is far less common... here you can also improve your living situation if you make more money, which wasn't as easy under communism.

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                                                                👺кину奇诺[防空識別區]👹 »
                                                                @adiz@mtl.jinxian.casa

                                                                @genmaicha
                                                                > in america that kind of low-quality housing is far less common

                                                                Housing in general is far less common than in the USSR.

                                                                > you can also improve your living situation if you make more money, which wasn't as easy under communism

                                                                It's not exactly easy under capitalism, either.
                                                                @lizzy

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                                                                  ⰎⰅ·ⰀⰍⰨⰒⰎⰫ »
                                                                  @genmaicha@stereophonic.space

                                                                  @adiz @lizzy I bet most places you've lived in are better than commie blocks... and aren't you studying for an exam to get a better job?

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                                                                    lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                    @genmaicha @adiz famously the ussr did not have scientists or academia, that's also how they went to space

                                                                      piegames »
                                                                      @piegames@flausch.social

                                                                      pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                      @lizzy honestly, of all possible answers to that this feels like the weirdest take. Especially given that depressing buildings have nothing to do with money, but with architects having shitty opinions on how humans should live

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                                                                        lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                        @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                        pol

                                                                        @piegames

                                                                        > depressing buildings have nothing to do with money

                                                                        your entire argument rests on this frankly pretty questionable assumption

                                                                          piegames »
                                                                          @piegames@flausch.social

                                                                          pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                          @lizzy also ngl it feels kinda adjacent to the dehumanizing attitude of giving poor people what the rich people don't deem acceptable as a living standard. "It's better than nothing" gets toxic real quick

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                                                                            lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                            re: pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@piegames that's frankly such a stupid take I don't even know what to say anymore
                                                                            *of course* having a house is better than not having a house, that's not "toxic", and what the fuck are you supposed to do when people move into cities en masse other than quickly build affordable housing space for them
                                                                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khrushchevka#The_origins

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                                                                              piegames »
                                                                              @piegames@flausch.social

                                                                              re: pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                              @lizzy way too often, affordable housing is ugly not because of resource constraints but because of the belief that people who need it deserve to live in shitholes.

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                                                                                lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                                @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                re: pol

                                                                                @piegames "actually building houses is bad because I've made up some pseudo psychological reason in my head that the people responsible for improving material conditions actually are doing it out of malice" is the most esoterical, anti-materialist nonsense I've heard in long time. the most sensical way to read you take is unironically advocating for gentrification, but besides that it's literally just de facto "improving things is bad, actually"

                                                                                when housing is treated as a human right rather than luxury, it's actually much easier to push for better housing just like UBI allows you to negotiate better wages, *because having a reasonable alternative grants bargaining power*

                                                                                there are several reasons why (westerners think) commie blocks are depressing, and none of them were a "they were actually doing it ugly on purpose because they hate people" conspiracy

                                                                                first of all, the verticality of the buildings, this conflicts with the unsustainable model of american suburbs where everyone owns their own separate building and the entire infrastructure is both completely dependent on cars and wasteful enough to inherently create a large underclass that cannot afford the lifestyle of the white middle class. a sustainable and affordable city has to make use of vertical space.

                                                                                secondly, due to industrialization there was mass migration to cities, a lot of stuff needed to be built quickly which is why they came up with an industrialized and efficient way to build houses quickly, this makes them look very monotonous at times because there's little variation, but it's simply a pragmatic solution to the problem they were facing. but again, unsustainable individualism is at the core of western ideology, they prefer a world where some people don't have homes over a world where your home looks the same as your neighbors.

                                                                                third, a lot of the buildings are completely run down and improperly maintained these days, after the collapse of the USSR liberalism pretty much destroyed the country, a lot of workers sold off their shares in companies to soon-to-be oligarchs to make some quick cash and public funding for infrastructure disappeared. the reason those buildings look depressing is that they reflect this depressing reality. in many countries like poland a lot of the blocks are still properly maintained, get painted in a different color etc. and actually look quite passable that way.

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                                                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  re: pol [SENSITIVE CONTENT][source needed]

                                                                                  Kruschovkas are the way they are because they were built in somewhat of a rush out of simple to fabricate concrete panels. Thus you get little colouring or even structural faults, but not because it was done on purpose to keep the poor down, it's because the poor needed houses right away. In my opinion, the depressiveness comes from the deterioration that has happened since and lack of colours that aren't shades of concrete gray. And they're definitely an improvement over the cramped communal housing that ppl had to put up before the commieblocks were built.

                                                                                  CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                    Eye Contact »
                                                                                    @eyecontact@shitposter.world

                                                                                    CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                    @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                    wtf is eating 10GB of ram rn??? get out of my walls

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                                                                                    lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                    @lucy what are the contents of your /tmp

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                                                                                      CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                      @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                      @lizzy it was memory leaks in my webbrowser which i didn't restart in days

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                                                                                        lizzy :bi_heart: :cuwu: »
                                                                                        @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                        @lucy i reboob my computer every day

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                                                                                          CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                          @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                          @lizzy i should but i forget and i don't wanna close anything open so... yeah

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                                                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                            That was @mer@yourwalls.today, it's a cannibal

                                                                                              meso »
                                                                                              @meso@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                              @lucy I was hungry

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                                                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                mao the dong

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                                                                                                Yr Wyddgrug »
                                                                                                @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                @fiore political power is stored in the balls

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                                                                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                  every cummunist should grasp this simple truth: ballitical power grows from the shaft of the gun

                                                                                                  CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    Who's this pangay fella following me

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                                                                                                    pangaea »
                                                                                                    @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                                                                    @eris shut upppp

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                                                                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                      ok

                                                                                                        Yr Wyddgrug »
                                                                                                        @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                        @eris He’s a straight woman, quit this slander.

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                                                                                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                          oh sorry i didn't mean it like that

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                                                                                                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                            why is the bean still cold and tired

                                                                                                            who let this happen

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                                                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                            @coolbean hugs the bean !!!

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                                                                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                              @coolbean the fact that thisll be real in jist a few days is insane 2 me

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                                                                                                                trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                @fiore yea

                                                                                                                scary

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                                                                                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                  @coolbean im in your walls .

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                                                                                                                    trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                    @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                    @fiore come outside lets conspire to prank reia

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                                                                                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                      @coolbean we should alias emacs=nvim on its laptop

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                                                                                                                        trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                        @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                        @fiore or better yet, mg

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                                                                                                                          trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                          @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                          @fiore cause its emacs but its the wrong emacs!

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                                                                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                            @coolbean oh thatd be diabolical

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                                                                                                                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                              You two are the reason I have trust issues

                                                                                                                              CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                reia~! »
                                                                                                                                @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                @fiore @coolbean you probably cant use its laptop :P

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                                                                                                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                                                  reia~! »
                                                                                                                                  @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                  @fiore @coolbean after going through fde, yubikey auth, tamper protection and login, it boots right into reias customized emacs

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                                                                                                                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                    @reia @coolbean whats fde

                                                                                                                                    also

                                                                                                                                    booting into emacs sounds painful why would it want that

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                                                                                                                                      reia~! »
                                                                                                                                      @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                      @fiore @coolbean full disk encryption
                                                                                                                                      because it only needs emacs duh??

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                                                                                                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                        @reia @coolbean thats crazy i shoild try to use a computer like that at some point

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                                                                                                                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                          booting into emacs sounds painful why would it want that
                                                                                                                                          Why not, it's a pretty alright tiling WM.

                                                                                                                                          CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe @reia@linfan.moe

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                                                                                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                            @eris @coolbean @reia > emacs is a tiling wm

                                                                                                                                            wow

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                                                                                                                                              reia~! »
                                                                                                                                              @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                              @fiore @coolbean @eris like . yeah . the pic it sent yesterday was just its emacs wm editing some files and with an ssh session in the emacs terminal emulator

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                                                                                                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                @reia @coolbean @eris no yea i knew that but like i find it funny because i still tend to think of emacs as a text editor lol

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                                                                                                                                                  trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                                                  @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                  @fiore @reia @eris emacs is an operating system

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                                                                                                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                    Emacs is a lisp machine bundled with a text editor

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                                                                                                                                                      reia~! »
                                                                                                                                                      @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                      @eris @fiore @coolbean and an extensive collection of example programs showcasing what you can do with it

                                                                                                                                                        trans john egbert »
                                                                                                                                                        @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                        @reia @fiore it underestimates my propensity for messed up setups. i can use a lot

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                                                                                                                                                          reia~! »
                                                                                                                                                          @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                          @coolbean @fiore it meant fiore. you it trusts to be able to be dangerous

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                                                                                                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                            @reia @coolbean i will bring a hammer w me

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                                                                                                                                                              reia~! »
                                                                                                                                                              @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                              @fiore @coolbean it will just not come to the meetup and leave you alone then

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                                                                                                                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                @reia @coolbean im joking sorry :c dont say that pls i will cry and kim will have to deal w me

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                                                                                                                                                                  reia~! »
                                                                                                                                                                  @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                  @fiore @coolbean youre just saying that to be nice

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                                                                                                                                                                    reia~! »
                                                                                                                                                                    @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                    @coolbean @fiore you are aware youre talking about this in public on reias timeline yes?

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                                                                                                                                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                      @reia @coolbean oh no weve been comrpomised

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                                                                                                                                                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                        ciao bella sono tuo schiavo

                                                                                                                                                                        xrvs »
                                                                                                                                                                        @xarvos@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                        there’s people i can smell from >1m away 😷

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                                                                                                                                                                        kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                        @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                        @xarvos recently we had to take break on cycling track because guy in front of us smelled like bear deterrent spray

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                                                                                                                                                                          Yr Wyddgrug »
                                                                                                                                                                          @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                          @kaia @xarvos now everyone knows your’re secretly a bear :overwhelmed:

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                                                                                                                                                                            hé-lain-e »
                                                                                                                                                                            @helene@posting.solutions

                                                                                                                                                                            he's actually a club mate

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                                                                                                                                                                            @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                                                                                                            It happens with such frequency that it is now a cliche that whenever I see someone make a sad post, there is inevitably a Sharkey user reacting with :neocat_heart: without considering the tonal whiplash

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                                                                                                                                                                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                              :neocat_nuke:

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                                                                                                                                                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                But, actually, is it just caused by default emojis?

                                                                                                                                                                                CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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                                                                                                                                                                                  fukona shounen »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                  bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                  thank you judas for the long weekend

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                                                                                                                                                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm literally Judas the way I'll hurt my friends irrevocably and die alone by hanging myself

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                                                                                                                                                                                    bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris will you kiss your homie to kill him?

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                      😘

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Alexia ΘΔ »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @alexia@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                        wafrn lore drop:

                                                                                                                                                                                        this site only exists because @gabboman cringed hard at Tumblr fucking up so hard and going "nah I can probably do better"


                                                                                                                                                                                        #also-the-name-is-slightly-inaccurate-but-that-domain-was-already-bought-whoops

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                                                                                                                                                                                          :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                                                                                                                          @alexia @gabboman #NotAllMen? You’re right our boy gabbo would NEVER do us wrong

                                                                                                                                                                                            Soc Endormiscat »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @soc@club.endormis.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                            @alexia oh! What was the name gonna be, if it hadn't been bought?

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                                                                                                                                                                                              Alexia ΘΔ »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @alexia@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                              @soc

                                                                                                                                                                                              We Allow Female Presenting Nipples, or WAFPN, as that's word-for-word what the Tumblr policy it was parodying said…probably at least idk I'm not gabbo

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                                                                                                                                                                                                Soc Endormiscat »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @soc@club.endormis.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                @alexia @gabboman wait! Is wafrn that old?? (I was on tumblr when the policy)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @alexia @soc not that old.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  christmas 21

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now it's Female Rresenting Nipples

                                                                                                                                                                                                    CC: @soc@club.endormis.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Butthole-laser-weilding federal agent »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                      The world ended in 2017.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                      used car prices have exploded :l_sigh:

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Eva Mikkonen »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ordered tsikön-futa-bacon-blue cheese-red onion pizza :3

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yr Wyddgrug »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @evamik

                                                                                                                                                                                                        tsikön-futa-bacon

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wait what

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Eva Mikkonen »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mold Yes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yr Wyddgrug »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @evamik which part is the futa

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Eva Mikkonen »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mold It is the surprise part that's not tsikön

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                            tsikön :--DDDDDD

                                                                                                                                                                                                            CC: @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                              :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ugh, the rubbish pile on the corner of my street is so big that it’s taller than you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              “But you don’t know how tall I am?”.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, that’s how big it is. It’s a little over 2 m…. :pufferFear:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The bags at the bottom are starting to spill and split. It’s kind of annoying that the city is deliberately engaging in classism by cleaning up affluent neighbourhoods when there’s capacity.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's not taller than me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  sam :neocat_box: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @sam@gts.bodged.systems

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the canonical 'woman reads something and man flips over calendar from December 2020 to January 1984' meme template, but the speech box belonging to the woman reading something has been replaced by an excerpt from the rules page of a Mastodon instance, reading 'Be Gay Do Crime' followed by 'No illegal content, '

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...the canonical 'woman reads something and man flips over calendar from December 2020 to January 1984' meme template, but the speech box belonging to the woman reading something has been replaced by an excerpt from the rules page of a Mastodon instance, reading 'Be Gay Do Crime' followed by 'No illegal content, '

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pretend it's still morning pls

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ferret Every Hour » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ferreteveryhour@mas.to

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  iris »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @authen@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  is it just me or do i lowkey not miss anna and im glad he died in a car accident? 😭 like-

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You were so real for this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    lainy »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lain@lain.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lain high functioning autists often have highest tax bracket #unfairsociety

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      hé-lain-e »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @helene@posting.solutions

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kaia @lain autism be damned, my girl knows how to speedrun to the highest tax brackets

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        how to get viruses

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        xrvs »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @xarvos@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kaia why does the wall has a usb plug

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @xarvos why don't you try it out? would you just connect to a random USB port without protection? :blush_cirno:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ferret Every Hour » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ferreteveryhour@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            g boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hyperjewrosis ✡️ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fior's schooloomf

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Meko #nowar »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @yura@udongein.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              CW: irl boner [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Boner fish

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Boner fish

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              🥞 Pancake Inspector 🥞 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mac_ack@hidamari.apartments

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              rin »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rin@post.ebin.club

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              the secret to pilk not being gross is using cream instead of milk btw. Like, a bit of cream (or condensed milk allegedly) on pepsi.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Cc @eris take note

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                what makes it gross when made with milk? I want to understand where the complaint stems from

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris when using too much milk the protein will curdle, that doesn't happen with cream because you need only 1/5th and it's usually around 30% less protein already compared to milk

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ah, yes, that is a good complaint, I think you can avoid it with milk by trying different ratios, and also consuming it rather quickly. If you let it sit for a while, yeah...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignutius: :descartes: :stargate: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lucy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      >is using cream instead of milk btw
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's the secret for anything involving milk tbh.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Making rice pudding desert ? use liquid heavy cream instead of milk.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Making chocolate cream desert ? Use liquid heavy cream combined with Xanthan gum instead of milk and cornstarch.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mangeurdenuage the only thing really where cream absolutely doesn't work at all, is pancakes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignutius: :descartes: :stargate: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lucy What was the recipe you tried ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mangeurdenuage i didn't have a recipe basically i just tried to commensate my empty fridge. i didn't have milk so i just added cream which i happened to have.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Den Datafag Trollmann :flag: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy ratio and freshness are also important

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @hj we're gonna get drunk on vodka pilk when you're here

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Den Datafag Trollmann :flag: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lucy sure, as long as I don't miss my planes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Also you visit me next time

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @hj > also you visit me next time
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    looking forward to it :3

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