GNU/Eris (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
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Which Linux distro should I choose
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Older...
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@Paulajak@boymoder.biz have you used it? I imagine it should be as stable as arch or something lol
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from my experience its better than arch
when arch breaks you gotta fix it yourself
when debian unstable breaks you just kinda wait a bit and it should fix itself
if you think hyper text markup language is a programming language then you also think microsoft word is a programming language aand post
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Today, let's unpack a transphobic canard that is particularly popular on Mastodon, particularly favored by Americans in tech and FOSS, annoyed they have to share the network with queer weirdos:
The """Nazi Phase""".
No fewer than three quote marks required to discuss the absurd idea there exists an "alt-right guy to transgender woman" pipeline.
Be sure to share with whoever must hear this, and as always, the replies are open for your reactions 🧵👇
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
If someone says one of those classic bigoted sentences, if they said "But even Jewish people admit a lot among them are bankers", or if they said "Even progressive Muslims themselves admit they have a problem with gay people"; you'd notice it's manipulative language, a rhetorical foot in the door to make you accept their hate.
Now try, "Even trans women admit it's possible to be trans and a Nazi". Pattern recognition kicking in?
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
The "Nazi Phase" playbook consist in pretending many trans women are reformed white supremacists (or alt-righters, or incels, etc), and often still stuck in that "phase".
Given how frequently trans people's politics are on the radical left, this doesn't pass the smell test. You'd have to subscribe in the "horseshoe theory" to take this seriously (a theory academics call "centrist nonsense": https://theconversation.com/horseshoe-theory-is-nonsense-the-far-right-and-far-left-have-little-in-common-77588 )
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
The argument follows the same contours as the canard where you call trans women "Toxic Channers", which I previously discussed: https://mastodon.social/@TransGuideDog/114347564784706271
When your audience is left-of-center, you cannot easily attack trans people using conservative language (predators, groomers, mentally ill, degenerate, etc). So one of the best angles of attack is to depict them as enemies of liberal values.
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Sometimes, conservatives share this comic to use it as an argument, purporting the comic is an autobiographical retelling from a trans woman in the USA.
Of course, if you take a minute to look up the author, you'll find he's a transmasculine person from Bahrain: if the caricature is autobiographical, people misrepresent who the author would self-insert as.
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
This canard wouldn't stick if it were patently false: the reality, hard to see for us Europeans, and for USA citizens living in Blue states, is that many Americans are born surrounded in conservative hate: parents, school, TV, and churches tell them to hate; Youtube recommends them SJW Cringe Compilations, Spotify beams them in Joe Rogan podcasts, Twitter plasters their timeline with Elon's bile.
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
It's to the credit to anyone born in such an environment to overcome hate, but nothing about it is intrinsic to being transgender: it's part of the American experience. If we judged cisgender people by the same standards as trans women, 64.57% of the population of Alabama is still stuck in their "Nazi Phase".
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Understanding the transphobic "Nazi Phase" canard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
And indeed, after queer people ousted a transphobic mod from the proudly "apolitical" Mastodon instance Fosstodon ( https://mastodon.social/@TransGuideDog/114407722731254671 ) a few days ago? The "founders" of the server quit, because it was so traumatic to see a fascist "canceled"; many bent over backwards to defend him.
If you want to see people in their "Nazi Phase" on Mastodon, start with the tech servers, not with trans women.
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Or maybe it's about holding the "blade" with the other hand?
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buhurt is not HEMA, but a modern form of armored combat that is more about bashing each other until one fighter is unable to keep going. I poke fun at buhurt for not being historically accurate like HEMA but I have respect for the insanity of the blunt force trauma they put themselves through.


dating advice with ellie 100% success rate
this is how to make Any woman fall in love with you . only issue is that she has to be like , at least 6 months older than you & u have to be okay with acting REALLY pathetic . this WILL work 100% of the time and you SHOULD try it . here’s the step by step breakdown ;
- find the woman . where you find her is up to you .
- organize a date at her favorite location
- during said date , make sure to talk about your mommy issues . if u dont have any , make shit up . just do it natrually
- after the date , ask her to take you home .
- after you get home & you’re about to say goodbye , do something pathetic . anything . slip in the ground and get hurt , start clinging onto her leg , pee yourself , anything . try doing mutiple of these .
- cry . like , sob . this , along with her view of you being pathetic & having mommy issues , will trigger her maternal insticts . THIS IS YOUR CHANCE . don’t mess it up now .
- while she’s holding you and telling you its alright , call her “mom” . THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP . THIS IS WHAT BINDS HER TO YOU VIA IMPRINTING . she will now feel responsible as your gaurdian , & fall in love with you . mission success .
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@ellieposting been doing step 5 in many different situations
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@eris @ellieposting crying
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@eris @ellieposting nyo :c
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@eris @ellieposting im too gay for ts 😭 😭 😭
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@eris @ellieposting oh wow
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@eris nothing , im just gay . wanted to state that
re: dating advice with ellie 100% success rate
@ellieposting ELLIE
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re: dating advice with ellie 100% success rate
@ellieposting tbh some of this would work on me though i can’t argue with the reasoning
train shitpost (kinda germany specific) [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Train protection systems are second nature to us train nerds, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about PZB and LZB and one or two ETCS levels.
— And Axle Counters, of course.
— Of course.
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sex [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
what the fuck is sex...
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id love to be more sexually interesting but i dont know what that entailsanyway it is time to go to bed :3
in other news, vomited blood for the first time in awhile
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@nils_ballmann @Heidi cmon, when did you really get an email from a >3 letter TLD that you would miss? 😁
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weird extreme kink
girl who hunts me with a bow and arrow...
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@lizzy this could happen in minecraft btw...
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@max yea but i mean irl...
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@lizzy this could happen if u existed in 1771 btw...
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@max bows still exist, and so do arrows and girls. where's the problemeither romantic or gore re: weird extreme kink [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
@lizzy shoots and arrow straight through your heart
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anyone care to route my packet. 45 00 00 16 00 00 00 00 00 FC 7D 91 C0 A8 40 58 C0 A8 40 8B 3A 29
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@eris entirely likely. i am not at all familiar with ones complement
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