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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous² PFP was dead Marsey
Previous³ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁴ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Merry Christmas Adam to the brave men's rights activists fighting against androphobia in all its forms!

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

And a Christmas Eve for all the normal ones (that celebrate this brand of winter solstice)

    [?]snacks » 🌐
    @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

    Dreamd that i had a maggot infested wound at my nose and somehow pulled my entire nose off to take care if it

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    [?]𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖌𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖆🩸 » 🌐
    @anna@popbob.wtf

    (mcu fan dying) wait, that cant be my life, it didnt have a helicopter crash scree, or a defusing bomb countdown scene, or a "no, but they can" scene, or a stan lee cameo scene, or a

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    it did have all of those, just because you weren't there doesn't mean they weren't part of the movie

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      [?]Lord Merc :lef: » 🌐
      @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

      @eris @anna they'll be retconned in later just try remembering back again in a few minutes in a few years

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        [?]tillian 🇰🇿🦊:antifa: ACAB » 🌐
        @mynameistillian@plush.city

        "i pull men" i pull women" "i pull enbies" well i pull doors that say push

        [?]🎄🏳️‍🌈🎃🇧🇷Luana🇧🇷🎃🏳️‍🌈🎄 » 🌐
        @luana@wetdry.world

        Ok so in English how do you differentiate between pepper (🌶️) and pepper (🫑)

        They’re completely different things taste-wise but use the same word

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        [?]gabboman the wafrn dev » 🌐
        @gabboman@gabboman.xyz

        Me and my wife use the spanish words….

        Wich are “male pepper” for bell pepper and “female pepper” for the spice thing

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Pepper and bell pepper I think. And if it's still too ambiguous, spice pepper / pepper spice (or even more specific, chili pepper, black pepper, white pepper, paprika, etc).

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            [?]🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 » 🌐
            @brouhaha@mastodon.social

            preferred assembly language operand order

            source, destination:76
            destination, source:76

            Closed

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            [?]Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉 » 🌐
            @swelljoe@mas.to

            @brouhaha Next time someone asks, "What is Mastodon?" I'm showing them this.

            Screenshot of this poll, showing 50% for each option and 152 respondents.

            Alt...Screenshot of this poll, showing 50% for each option and 152 respondents.

              [?]Kirby » 🌐
              @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

              At least 1 person was wondering where I'd gone yesterday. I'm not in cryostasis I've just been hanging out with people irl. That's all.

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              i thought you went into labour and gave birth to a litter of puppies (korone is the father)

                [?]gabboman the wafrn dev » 🌐
                @gabboman@gabboman.xyz

                Couldn’t get websockets to work waah

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                average websocket experience

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                  [?]gabboman the wafrn dev » 🌐
                  @gabboman@gabboman.xyz

                  Fighting caddy

                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                    @detondev it reminds me of how i’ve said in the past that st augustine cured my brainworms about “what if being gay or trans actually IS sinful?” he’s a particularly eloquent writer who spent a lot of his adult life as a professor of rhetoric but he becomes straight up incoherent when having a bigot moment

                    RE: https://social.linux.pizza/@detondev/115725393530311406


                    THIS FUCKER'S INSTANCE CAN'T DO “RE: URL”!

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                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                      @detondev towards the beginning of confessions he starts writing about christianity and what amounts to the law of love and then “except that one part about gay people that part is a fundamental moral truth that randomly got thrown in with some stuff that wasnt” are you sure you dont want to think about that for 5 more minutes buddy?

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                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                        @detondev he’s also the guy who gave us just war theory which, ughhhhhh but as the church and roman state were cozying up, someone probably would have made some version eventually 😔. what i dont think was inevitable was the hard shift in consensus towards infernalism, especially when in his homilies he showed a pretty good understanding that God’s way was one of destroying evil by freeing people from it rather than destruction of “evil individuals”, which are a concept which he explicitly rejected!

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                          [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                          @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                          @detondev his misogyny is also really obnoxious is bc his autobiography doubles as a hagiography for his mother st monica

                          anyway the qted article talks about more than st augustine but he really was trapped between his eloquence, his understanding of sin and grace that came from leaving behind his old life to pursue God, and being a chud

                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                            “its easier for YOU to be a monk bc youre not as good at sex as me” - st Augustine

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                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                            tbf he went on to recognize saying this as him being kinda stupid

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              "L+no bitches+fucked your mom+go be a monk" - st Augustine

                                [?]myrmepropagandist » 🌐
                                @futurebird@sauropods.win

                                Are Humans Self-Aware?

                                Ants have often tested humans for self awareness. They placed objects in our homes and were shocked we didn't cover them in sand.

                                "Although humans build interesting nests & show signs of cooperation, can they really have rich inner lives like ants? Unlikely."

                                They laid pheromone trails & we ignored them.

                                "Even a newly eclosed callow or a termite could have followed these trails! Human intelligence is perhaps similar to that of a lichen... or perhaps an aphid at best."

                                [?]amenome » 🌐
                                @anemone@ebiverse.social

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                                @astrid@woem.space

                                san francisco centre, san francisco, the dead mall in the middle of the city

                                a bluescreen in the center of a white and gold maze of escalators and balconies. nobody's there and there's dimly-lit sections where store entrances used to be.

                                Alt...a bluescreen in the center of a white and gold maze of escalators and balconies. nobody's there and there's dimly-lit sections where store entrances used to be.

                                same bluescreen from earlier but now we're also looking at the atrium where the string lights are hanging down from the skylight

                                Alt...same bluescreen from earlier but now we're also looking at the atrium where the string lights are hanging down from the skylight

                                looking up at the skylight, there are three layers of escalators and string lights. nobody is on the escalators. that would be quite silly as there is little to buy

                                Alt...looking up at the skylight, there are three layers of escalators and string lights. nobody is on the escalators. that would be quite silly as there is little to buy

                                looking down into an empty food section, the colors make the area look very confusing in terms of depth.

                                Alt...looking down into an empty food section, the colors make the area look very confusing in terms of depth.

                                a warmly lit vacant shop with wood detailings. completely empty. what was sold there? who the hell knows! not i.

                                Alt...a warmly lit vacant shop with wood detailings. completely empty. what was sold there? who the hell knows! not i.

                                a cluster of four massage chairs in a dead, empty hallway

                                Alt...a cluster of four massage chairs in a dead, empty hallway

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                                [?]ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary: » 🌐
                                @enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be

                                @astrid@woem.space It's curious that malls in the US are all dying, while in Europe malls are still living. At least where I live there are a couple which are still fine.

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                                  [?]potentially hazardous object » 🌐
                                  @apophis@brain.worm.pink

                                  @enigmatico @astrid up here in canada (or at least the gvrd) it's not that bad either, just a lot of sections of malls that are empty but they're all the badly overbuilt areas from the 2010s while the older parts of the malls are still generally as busy as that pic

                                    [?]53544c41 "stella" 3e29-80c8-88b0-1df1ee8cce73 » 🌐
                                    @stella@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                    @astrid what the fuck thats so creepy

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                                      [?]potentially hazardous object » 🌐
                                      @apophis@brain.worm.pink

                                      @stella @astrid the first bluescreen one and the red one look like shots out of some classic zombie movie

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                                        [?] » 🌐
                                        @astrid@woem.space

                                        @apophis @stella i was thinking some kind of apocalypse movie

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                                          [?]potentially hazardous object » 🌐
                                          @apophis@brain.worm.pink

                                          @astrid @stella the one zombie movie i've seen in full is the 1978 Dawn of the Dead so we may be thinking along similar lines

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Berkeley Distribution of Sado-Masochism

                                            [?]enderman0125 :neofox_flag_nb: » 🌐
                                            @mudkip@wetdry.world

                                            "hogwarts legacy is free on epic games store" shit is free on toilet

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                                            [?]not obscene, just deeply concerning » 🌐
                                            @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                            @mudkip ON the toilet?

                                            ...yeah the analogy works given the subject matter

                                              [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                              @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                              i am declaring marital law. we’re married now. sorry

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              but you're mom??!??

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                                                [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                @eris tfw accidental incest

                                                  [?]gabboman the wafrn dev » 🌐
                                                  @gabboman@gabboman.xyz

                                                  Usualy when a bug like the one happens, I fix it ASAP. Yesterday it got me coming back from dayjob christmas party so wasnt able to do it. whoops.

                                                  you will be missed. bye bye now all should be ok

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  I hope you'll be entertained (genuine, not sarcasm) that whatever closing stuff your post messed up combined with snac's adhoc HTML sanitization means that half of my timeline, including people's names and such is tiny and it's kinda hilarious, two pics included, above and below. (this fault's on my side for not sanitizing enough don't worry)

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                                                    [?]gabboman the wafrn dev » 🌐
                                                    @gabboman@gabboman.xyz

                                                    that means that sanitization did not work properly oh no

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      https://pastebin.com/dt4QmWS2

                                                      ^ this is how the activity ended up looking like on my instance, if you're curious

                                                        [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                        [?]r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 » 🌐
                                                        @cypnk@masto.hackers.town

                                                        I would very much like to know what particular set of circumstances led to this sign

                                                        Sign above a kitchen ventilation area in Chinese and English: "No beating guests". Image of a stick figure giving a knee to the face of another stick figure with a red circled diagonal line across it

                                                        Alt...Sign above a kitchen ventilation area in Chinese and English: "No beating guests". Image of a stick figure giving a knee to the face of another stick figure with a red circled diagonal line across it

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        the guests probably deserved it

                                                          [?]not obscene, just deeply concerning » 🌐
                                                          @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                          @cypnk i keep seeing in clinics and government buildings these wordy notices that abusive and violent language and conduct would not be tolerated by management or staff

                                                          a sign like this i think would, in its indirect but apophatically vivid and unequivocal promise of real consequences, be immeasurably more effective

                                                            [?]WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮 » 🌐
                                                            @NickSchwanck@aus.social

                                                            @cypnk It's tempting to think this might just be a bad translation but...the red circle with the line through it proves otherwise. 😆

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                                                              [?]r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 » 🌐
                                                              @cypnk@masto.hackers.town

                                                              @NickSchwanck Oh, it's definitely intended. And I'm terrified

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                                                                [?]cerement » 🌐
                                                                @cerement@social.targaryen.house

                                                                @cypnk

                                                                considering what food service has to put up with, I could very well see putting that sign up some place more visible to customers than staff

                                                                  [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                  Just released Love Exalt 8372 to the public.
                                                                  It's a death game, if you played danganronpa it's something similar to that. So far we have the first chapter done, and it's available as a free demo on steam and itch. Please try it out!

                                                                  https://store.steampowered.com/app/2295280/Love_Exalt_8372/
                                                                  https://teamveki.itch.io/love-exalt-8372

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                                                                  [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                  Love Exalt 8372 new update just released. It's also now purchasable on steam. There's a free demo that includes the first chapter and the paid version has 2 more chapters right now.

                                                                  https://store.steampowered.com/app/2295280
                                                                  https://teamveki.itch.io/love-exalt-8372

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                                                                    [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                    @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                    0.3.0 IS OUT, new story chapter, new minigame, a LOT of other things. Also, Steam VN Fest - so the game is on sale!

                                                                    Update post on steam: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2295280/view/3678929839489481094
                                                                    Update post on itch: https://teamveki.itch.io/love-exalt-8372/devlog/571177/030-update

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                                                                      [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                      @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                      https://teamveki.itch.io/love-exalt-8372/devlog/622890/040-update
                                                                      https://steamcommunity.com/games/2295280/announcements/detail/3717217413237310190

                                                                      It just so happens that today is also the day of the new love exalt update, featuring a new chapter 1 (so a new demo, too), and also fishing.

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                                                                        [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                        0.5.0 JUST DROPPED!!! We've been working on it for some motnhs! It's the end of Act 1, featuring a new cool 3D game mode and 3-4 hours of content! Check it out!

                                                                        Itch: https://teamveki.itch.io/love-exalt-8372/devlog/710062/update-050-end-of-act-1
                                                                        Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/games/2295280/announcements/detail/4185606994273733546

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                                                                          [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                          @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                          [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                          @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          thanks for the spoilers /s

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            oh hell yeah seals are good

                                                                            CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                              [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                              @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                              every time i taste a tiny bit of graphics programming i get the mood to make a whole ass compositing pipeline and i have to remind myself that graphics programming is the antichrist

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                                                                              [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                              @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                              today the tiny bit of graphics programming was a vga signal generator in vhdl

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                                                                                [?]single and datable girltwinkthing » 🌐
                                                                                @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                                                @rose@snac.pinkro.se wait that sounds cool actually

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                                                                                  [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                  @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                  it is! but anything further than that gets kinda annoying :(

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                                                                                    [?]single and datable girltwinkthing » 🌐
                                                                                    @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                                                    @rose@snac.pinkro.se yeah that makes sense
                                                                                    I couldn't imagine even trying to do that with what I know about vhdl or verilog
                                                                                    I couldn't even get a tiny LCD to initialize properly lol

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                                                                                      [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                      @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                      yeah funny thing
                                                                                      there is no initialization lmao
                                                                                      you really just start blasting the rgb and vblank/hblank signals with the right clock rate for the resolution and refresh rate

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                                                                                        [?]single and datable girltwinkthing » 🌐
                                                                                        @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                                                        @rose@snac.pinkro.se well, I was getting negative voltages on the data lines so I gave up lol

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                                                                                          [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                          @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                          huh??

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                                                                                            [?]single and datable girltwinkthing » 🌐
                                                                                            @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                                                            @rose@snac.pinkro.se yeah, doesn't make any sense
                                                                                            One day I'll revisit that project
                                                                                            Or maybe not, dunno

                                                                                            I want to learn fpga stuff to make some fancy boards for drop-in reprogrammable logic for prototyping

                                                                                            Work is kind of in the way of some of that though

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                                                                                              [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                              @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                              yeah lmao good luck for the next time you try it
                                                                                              definetly recommend it though!! fpga programming with vhdl can be really fun

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                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                gateway drug

                                                                                                CC: @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                                  [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                  @rose resist !!

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                                                                                                    [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                                    @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                                    i am trying to

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                                                                                                      [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                      @rose good oupy <3

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                                                                                                        [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                                        @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                                        hsnshe SHUT UP

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                                                                                                          [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                          @rose @~@

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                                                                                                            [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                                            @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                                            sorry

                                                                                                              [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                              @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                              Recently I made a joke that I would commit acts of oral sex on Luigi Mangione.

                                                                                                              After reviewing the public criticism, I realize I was wrong in this and my actions and statements were not okay and go against the values and morals I hold as a person.

                                                                                                              In the future I'll make sure to include I eat his ass too. Tongue all up in those cheeks. It wasn't okay to leave that out.

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              Recently I made a joke that I would commit acts of hand holding on Eris Disqordia.

                                                                                                              After reviewing the public criticism, I realize I was wrong in this and my actions and statements were not okay and go against the values and morals I hold as a person.

                                                                                                              In the future I'll make sure to include I hug her too. Hands wrapped all around that body. It wasn't okay to leave that out.

                                                                                                                [?]Avery (She/Her) » 🌐
                                                                                                                @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                                                                                                                @eris idk luigi is hot and all but tbh i'd prefer to put my tongue in the person who actually did it

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                                                                                                                  [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                  @shitpostalotl maybe his brain just did that

                                                                                                                    [?]NANCY COMICS BY BUSHMILLER » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @nancycomics@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                    Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
                                                                                                                    December 08,1943

                                                                                                                    [?]Eva Mikkonen » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                    Happy birthday for Misato Katsuragi

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                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    Cheers!

                                                                                                                      [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                      all i need is a good Minecraft server to play. minecraft online dot com is not what im looking for

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                                                                                                                      [?]🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

                                                                                                                      macos random mouse cursor inflation is so funny (also like why)

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                                                                                                                      [?]🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

                                                                                                                      wait that's an intentional feature?

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                                                                                                                        [?]nieriä automaatti cosplay » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                        @pony yeah "i lost my mouse so I'll wiggle to find it"

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                                                                                                                          [?]🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

                                                                                                                          @eal that's actually kinda handy

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                                                                                                                            [?]nieriä automaatti cosplay » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                            @pony kde has it too (I disable it on both)

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                                                                                                                              [?]Piggo :verified_horse: » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @piggo@piggo.space

                                                                                                                              @eal @pony its handy grandpa feature

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                                                                                                                                [?]🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

                                                                                                                                @piggo @eal you will be old too

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Piggo :verified_horse: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @piggo@piggo.space

                                                                                                                                  @pony @eal i actually use it

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                                                                                                                                    [?]jonossa seuraava » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                    @piggo @pony @eal
                                                                                                                                    Me too. On windows I have hotkey to highlight mouse pointer.

                                                                                                                                      [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                      @eal @pony i have it enabled simply for comedic value

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                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                        kde one doesn't have a size limit I think, I've managed to get the cursor vertically larger than my monitor by wiggling it

                                                                                                                                        CC: @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

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                                                                                                                                          [?]cell classic » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @cell@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                          @eris @eal @pony yeah, the one in KDE was designed with no limit
                                                                                                                                          source: anecdote from someone who met kde devs on fedi

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                                                                                                                                            [?]🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

                                                                                                                                            @cell @eris @eal it reminded me of a bug in a game i remembered from some time ago, like the in game map would highlight poi's on the map if you hovered the cursor over them and you could keep doing it again before it would scale down without any limit, it was quite stupid

                                                                                                                                            (https://www.gamepressure.com/newsroom/absurd-bug-in-new-world-has-icons-grow-after-being-swiped/z23b85)

                                                                                                                                              [?]doll accounting (kaputt) » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @coolbean@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                                              what do you mean you *sat* on the beanbag?? dont you know that beans are fragile?!?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                              oupsie hehe

                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                christmas heat

                                                                                                                                                Girl is reading THE COLD WAR IN PIX book.

Girl: "OB, what month is it?"

OpenBlade: "What calendar? You have to be specific. I'm not some approximation generator. I am a meticulously engineer-"

Girl: "The one we use."

OpenBlade: "Oh. 'Probably December'.

Girl: "MAAAASTER!!!"

Fish: "What?"

Girl: "It's almost probably christmas!"

Fish looks out the window. "Oh yeah!"

                                                                                                                                                Alt...Girl is reading THE COLD WAR IN PIX book. Girl: "OB, what month is it?" OpenBlade: "What calendar? You have to be specific. I'm not some approximation generator. I am a meticulously engineer-" Girl: "The one we use." OpenBlade: "Oh. 'Probably December'. Girl: "MAAAASTER!!!" Fish: "What?" Girl: "It's almost probably christmas!" Fish looks out the window. "Oh yeah!"

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]fnord » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @fnrd@toots.nu

                                                                                                                                                  @prahou panel #2 for anyone who works with timezones🥲

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