GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
good morning, federal bureau of investigations
good morning, central intelligence agency
good morning, national security agency
good morning, bureau of alcohol tobacco firearms and explosive
good morning, department of homeland security
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@zvava bitch u live in europe
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Labrīt, Satversmes aizsardzības birojs
Labrīt, Amerikas Savienoto Valstu Centrālā izlūkošanas pārvalde
Labrīt, Krievijas Federācijas Federālais drošības dienests
Labrīt, Valsts ieņēmumu dienests
Labrīt, Valsts policijas pretterorisma vienība "Omega"
Labrīt, Korupcijas novēršanas un apkarošanas birojs
Labrīt, Apvienotās Karalistes Slepenais izlūkošanas dienests
i should just guess 3 distant countries and triangulate next time
🌎 Mar 5, 2026 🌍
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8
🟧🟨🟥🟥🟧🟥🟥🟩 = 8
https://globle-game.com
#globle
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 21
🟥🟧🟧⬜🟧🟧🟥⬜
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩 = 21
https://globle-game.com
#globle
hahaha you're right
among ptn characters, chief isn’t the subbiest, nor is she the biggest bottom, and yet she is the only ptn character people regularly joke about her being an omega. the reason for this is that it is true
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but during lovemaking yes however that falls under 2.
what do we think
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do you friends from the west do this

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personally i still find it a bit weird tbh that people wish for success in career and wealth but it’s the norm so i just have to go with it~

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professor gave us a stupid dumb shell exercise that i wasnt doing because its stupid . then after one hour of time , he shares the solution on the projector because many students (4th year astrophysics students) couldn’t do it . shocked , without looking at his solution i type my own in around 70 seconds
#!/bin/sh
echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
read guess
random_number="$(cat -v /dev/urandom | sed 'q' | wc -w)"
if [ $((${random_number} % 2)) = $guess ]; then
echo 'good guess!'
else
echo 'wrong :/'
fi
i guess at least my classmates arent gpt-brained ? at least for coding ? yay ????
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and like dont get me wrong . i suck at writing shell scripts , the ones i write are usually clunky and break in weird ways . but like bro what are you doing wasting a whole hour of an high performance computing class on how to write a heads or tails bash script 😭
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boosted#!/bin/sh
echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
read guess
echo 'wrong lol'

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@fiore@brain.worm.pink wdym 4th year i thought you gradu- remembers her italian officemate who did a 3 year degree and 2 year masters ah
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>cat -v /dev/urandom | sed 'q' | wc -w
holy fuck.. you could've just used `$(($RANDOM % 2))` instead of that garbage.
#!/bin/sh# If you have /dev/urandom, you probably have /usr/bin/bash.
# So let's pretend we don't have /dev/urandom by using our own PRNG.rand_state=$$ # Initialise random state with the PID, bad seed but idgaf.
rand() {
# Translated from https://prng.di.unimi.it/splitmix64.c
rand_state=$((rand_state + 0x9e3779b97f4a7c15))
z=$rand_state
z=$(((z ^ (z >> 30)) * 0xbf58476d1ce4e5b9))
z=$(((z ^ (z >> 27)) * 0x94d049bb133111eb))
echo $((z ^ (z >> 31)))
}# Let's make the generator do something
for _nobody_curr in $(seq 10); do
rand >/dev/null
doneecho 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
read -r guessrandom_number="$(rand)"
if [ $((random_number % 2)) = "$guess" ]; then
echo 'good guess!'
else
echo 'wrong :/'
fi
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I've written bios boot code (in assembly) and I know how quickly kilobytes run out
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@lizzy@social.vlhl.dev well, the "OS" back then just didn't do very much compared to a modern OS. as far as features go, the EFI shell is closer to MS-DOS than MS-DOS is to modern Windows
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If you wanna dig into "ok but how was it done?" yourself, check out https://www.tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.pl , it has source of some of the older kernels but of course it's all assembly
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@lizzy last time I needed flags I got myself the SVG spec and a texteditor and only used Inkscape to check the result… and this was somehow a much less stressier version than trying to get the dimensions right in Inkscape. Even after I found the scale vs. keep border/stroke toggle (that honestly needs a very prominent position, not be buried in preferences).
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my day is ruined (i saw someone doingbetter than me
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yesterday she was in a bad mood so we went to a cafe but it went bad cause baby brother was misbehaving so we couldnt enjoy ourselves i wonder if we can manage to go out for dinner this week still
Im the only irish person on earth who likes natto
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The real tragedy is that I'm too autistic to eat it without mixing it into rice or having it in a sandwich because while i love the flavor the texture makes me mad
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@vriska Agreed. It has like the worst texture of pretty much any food I've eaten. I like it on toast.
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@mayazimmerman Im sure japanese ppl will hate me for this but my fav way is on toasted bread with tomato sauce and cheese melted
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@vriska Omg, that sounds great. I'm a big appreciator of a tomato sandwich.
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@mayazimmerman tekkers is Four slices of bread. spread natto on two and tomato sauce and cheese on the other two. put em in your oven on broil setting until toasted.
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i accumulated enough points that i can get a 80€ espresso machine for 55€..
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@twinspin6@outerheaven.club honestly i am wondering if i want to because i don't want to bother with grinding the beans since i know it's kind of a pain to dial in on a grind size
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@twinspin6@outerheaven.club yeag seems so
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do you have espreso machine rn?
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@twinspin6@outerheaven.club nah i use a pod machien like a fiend but i do have #beans and a reusable pod as a leftover from before (when i used a moka pot)
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for whoever needs to hear this: you're not alone. i'm not vibecoding any of the software i write. i'm writing it by hand, but i've leveled up my emacs with eglot/lsp. i'm modernizing my stacks and use languages with excellent compilers. i think about how to do more with less. i'm trying to combine the best human-written libraries and modules and assemble them with minimal boilerplate. i enjoy reading your manuals and references. i believe in robust, secure, human-written software.
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@mntmn because you are fighting with river will flow anyway. It is inevitable in this moment. Point is using it for sunnum bonum. Anything can be good or bad. AI itself replication of human capabilities. Question you should ask is this how is all happening? Where we come from? And interestingly answer was always open still Is. You need to look deeper.
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@sun I heard that @8357721852949538583bb8588h7111 and @a24695893095hjeka122ll are starting a business together
Happy woman's day to all women
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@lizzy why do we need a JIT compiler period
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@lizzy why can't it be like, AoT.
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@lizzy ugh,,, why does JIT need to be a security concernnnnn
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writing assembly is hard to do safely, dynamically generating machine code at runtime safely is even harder. interpreters/bytecode VMs are far easier to audit.
getting compiled to a more bare metal layer also makes side channel attacks (like cache timing) more feasible than when running in an interpreter, because compiled code (naturally) takes more advantage of the (potentially exploitable) optimization hardware, even when there is no obvious error in the implementation
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