@fiore did U say man pages …

@fiore or his computers

@fiore

@fiore
long Bjarne is long

CC: @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

@nyx I've been in the mood for this for ages but my gay ass laptop doesn't have a numpad

@nyx i love that ascii gfx

@fiore@brain.worm.pink Did you really just use a service as a software substitute for something you could've made in GIMP in 30 seconds?

@sierra who else here has been verbally abused by iris in steam dms?

@bagder Had a similar comment recently at a company where I consulted on cybersec. "Our customers won't upgrade to the latest version because the only run versions they've certified themselves on all their equipment".

My followup was: "Ask them what version of iOS and Android runs on all their phones" ...

@bagder that sounds the kind of request that can be answered with a price quote with an unreasonable number of 0s.

@bagder
I've heard that banks are not good environments to work in, technology-wise. For example, they're maintaining & using COBOL programs written decades ago.

@prettygood gandalf you NEED to get a churchwarden pipe and post a pic of you smoking it at some point

@vaartis I ranked top of my class

mask on!
@vaartis

@coolbean and unlike all the other times it turned out not to be slop

@fiore i wish I was as dumb as You 😇

@eris they made draco black ??

@salt this is a very bad post

fiore?

@fiore i remember during my era a million years ago when i listened to literally nothing but mcr for a while i encountered the wikipedia bit abt gerard and gender as this played and went whoaa :o there are other people with the same experiences as me 🤯🤯