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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]so(mewhat) damaged » 🌐
@zvava@bbs.619.hu

good morning, federal bureau of investigations
good morning, central intelligence agency
good morning, national security agency
good morning, bureau of alcohol tobacco firearms and explosive
good morning, department of homeland security

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[?]ivy » 🔓
@imyxh@weirder.earth

@zvava bitch u live in europe

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    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🔓
    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

    @imyxh @zvava
    Guten Morgen an den BND, Deutsche Außenstelle der CIA 🥰

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Labrīt, Valsts drošības dienests
      Labrīt, Satversmes aizsardzības birojs
      Labrīt, Amerikas Savienoto Valstu Centrālā izlūkošanas pārvalde
      Labrīt, Krievijas Federācijas Federālais drošības dienests
      Labrīt, Valsts ieņēmumu dienests
      Labrīt, Valsts policijas pretterorisma vienība "Omega"
      Labrīt, Korupcijas novēršanas un apkarošanas birojs
      Labrīt, Apvienotās Karalistes Slepenais izlūkošanas dienests

      CC: @zvava@bbs.619.hu

        [?] » 🌐
        @astrid@woem.space

        ppls llm "safeguards" are so funny. theyre like 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 pwease downt do anything eviww or stupid 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 it wouwd make me vewwy vewwy sad 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Under no circumstances you are allowed to hallucinate

          [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

          I am not happy with myself but i think it is more an issue of bad strategy rather than geography

          i should just guess 3 distant countries and triangulate next time

          🌎 Mar 5, 2026 🌍
          🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8
          🟧🟨🟥🟥🟧🟥🟥🟩 = 8

          https://globle-game.com
          #globle

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            [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

            i don't like guessing games where going straight for the kill is a losing strategy tbh

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              🌎 Mar 5, 2026 🌍
              🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 21
              🟥🟧🟧⬜🟧🟧🟥⬜
              🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
              🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩 = 21

              https://globle-game.com

              hahaha you're right

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                [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                @eris @lizzy 🌎 Mar 5, 2026 🌍
                🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 5
                🟧🟧🟧🟥🟩 = 5

                https://globle-game.com
                #globle

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                  [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                  @eris @lizzy ngl i really wasnt expecting that to be the country and thought i was going to spend forever guessing random countries in [region]

                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                    among ptn characters, chief isn’t the subbiest, nor is she the biggest bottom, and yet she is the only ptn character people regularly joke about her being an omega. the reason for this is that it is true

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                    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                    "why have claws for nails, its unattractive" dude i'm not doing it for moids 😭

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                    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                    it's 1. because it makes me feel confident and assertive and 2. for the girlies and then maybe further down the list for anyone else who enjoys it aesthetically

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      can you 3. claw people?

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                        [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                        @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                        @eris unfortunately that seems to be generally socially unacceptable

                        but during lovemaking yes however that falls under 2.

                          [?]pmjv » 🌐
                          @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

                          [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                          hashtag tuesday

                          #onauthority #anarchism #debate #leftistmemes #2024election #anarchy #antistatism #authority #queerliberation #tankieLogic #tankies #tankiesfuckoff #tuesday #politics #badargument #anarchistdebates #antiauthority #antiauthoritarian #postleft #stirner #egoism #egocom #egoist #antimorality #anticapitalism #communism #statelessness #utopia #utopian #soviet  #ml #lenninism #stalinism #maoism #authoritarian #authoritarianism #leftism #leftist #lgbt

                          Alt...#onauthority #anarchism #debate #leftistmemes #2024election #anarchy #antistatism #authority #queerliberation #tankieLogic #tankies #tankiesfuckoff #tuesday #politics #badargument #anarchistdebates #antiauthority #antiauthoritarian #postleft #stirner #egoism #egocom #egoist #antimorality #anticapitalism #communism #statelessness #utopia #utopian #soviet #ml #lenninism #stalinism #maoism #authoritarian #authoritarianism #leftism #leftist #lgbt

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                          [?]Luna / Miika ☭ :nb_verified: (need more cuddles) » 🌐
                          @nyovaya@transfem.social

                          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev The good old anti-commy bubble oof

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                            [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                            @nyovaya i just think the hashtag spam is funny

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              didn't even spell Leninism right

                                [?]rose ☭ :ipv5: » 🌐
                                @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                working on a firstboot script for gardenhouse
                                what do we think

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                                [?]Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: » 🔓
                                @newt@stereophonic.space

                                @rose dd if=/dev/null of=file will just truncate the file. I'm not sure truncate is even implemented for block devices or that it does anything.

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                                  [?]rose ☭ :ipv5: » 🔓
                                  @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                  yeah theres a reason why i chose null instead of zero lol
                                  im not gonna have a script i test actually contain something destructive

                                    [?]cell classic » 🌐
                                    @cell@shitposter.world

                                    seems like a very asian thing to wish one success in wealth and career :blobcatmoney:
                                    do you friends from the west do this :meowpeekaboo:

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                                      [?]cell classic » 🌐
                                      @cell@shitposter.world

                                      thank you for your insights western friends :cat_magnificent:
                                      personally i still find it a bit weird tbh that people wish for success in career and wealth but it’s the norm so i just have to go with it~ :blobcatprofit:

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                                        [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                        @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                        @cell i too find it a bit weird tbh

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          I wish you success in wealth and followers

                                          CC: @cell@shitposter.world

                                            [?]φ » 🌐
                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                            professor gave us a stupid dumb shell exercise that i wasnt doing because its stupid . then after one hour of time , he shares the solution on the projector because many students (4th year astrophysics students) couldn’t do it . shocked , without looking at his solution i type my own in around 70 seconds

                                            #!/bin/sh
                                            
                                            echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
                                            read guess
                                            
                                            random_number="$(cat -v /dev/urandom | sed 'q' | wc -w)"
                                            if [ $((${random_number} % 2)) = $guess ]; then
                                            	echo 'good guess!'
                                            else
                                            	echo 'wrong :/'
                                            fi
                                            

                                            i guess at least my classmates arent gpt-brained ? at least for coding ? yay ????

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                                            [?]φ » 🌐
                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                            and like dont get me wrong . i suck at writing shell scripts , the ones i write are usually clunky and break in weird ways . but like bro what are you doing wasting a whole hour of an high performance computing class on how to write a heads or tails bash script 😭

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                                              [?]φ » 🌐
                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                              this just sort of makes me sad

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                                                [?]φ » 🌐
                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                something something astrophysicists used to be the peak of braniac software development smth something

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                                                  [?]φ » 🌐
                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                  the dude literally had to use bashisms in his implementation to make it work . how ??? why ???

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                                                    [?]rose ☭ :ipv5: » 🌐
                                                    @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                    #!/bin/sh
                                                    echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
                                                    read guess
                                                    echo 'wrong lol'
                                                    :ipv5:

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                                                      [?]φ » 🌐
                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                      @rose real

                                                        [?][ちょろい]² hannah :estelle_smug2: » 🌐
                                                        @hannah@hai.z0ne.social

                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink wdym 4th year i thought you gradu- remembers her italian officemate who did a 3 year degree and 2 year masters ah

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                                                          [?]φ » 🌐
                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                          @hannah thats how it works yea

                                                            [?]ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖੱਟਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ... » 🌐
                                                            @meeper@udongein.xyz

                                                            @fiore Remember when some tracher introduced shell for a bit in like 1star year, and nobody knew wtf a cd was (they still don't)

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                                                              [?]φ » 🌐
                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                              @meeper dude this is the 4th whole class we spend learning bullshit shell concepts i dont CARE

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                                                                [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                @meeper I BEG YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO PARALLEL PROGRAMMING THATS WHAT THE CLASS IS ABOUT

                                                                  [?]Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: » 🌐
                                                                  @newt@stereophonic.space

                                                                  @fiore
                                                                  >cat -v /dev/urandom | sed 'q' | wc -w

                                                                  holy fuck.. you could've just used `$(($RANDOM % 2))` instead of that garbage.

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                                                                    [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                    @newt nonono . thats smth i wrote . because $RANDOM is a bash thing (maybe zsh too idk) but like i want my scripts to be #!/bin/sh . he used $RANDOM

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                                                                      [?]Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: » 🔓
                                                                      @newt@stereophonic.space

                                                                      @fiore i mean..

                                                                      if your system has /dev/urandom, it likely has bash too.

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                                                                        [?]φ » 🔓
                                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                        @newt why would i wanna use bash also who cares this is not the point of the thread

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          cat -v
                                                                          banned from using 9front

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                                                                            [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                            @eris fair

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              #!/bin/sh

                                                                              # If you have /dev/urandom, you probably have /usr/bin/bash.
                                                                              # So let's pretend we don't have /dev/urandom by using our own PRNG.

                                                                              rand_state=$$ # Initialise random state with the PID, bad seed but idgaf.

                                                                              rand() {
                                                                              # Translated from https://prng.di.unimi.it/splitmix64.c
                                                                              rand_state=$((rand_state + 0x9e3779b97f4a7c15))
                                                                              z=$rand_state
                                                                              z=$(((z ^ (z >> 30)) * 0xbf58476d1ce4e5b9))
                                                                              z=$(((z ^ (z >> 27)) * 0x94d049bb133111eb))
                                                                              echo $((z ^ (z >> 31)))
                                                                              }

                                                                              # Let's make the generator do something
                                                                              for _nobody_curr in $(seq 10); do
                                                                              rand >/dev/null
                                                                              done

                                                                              echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
                                                                              read -r guess

                                                                              random_number="$(rand)"
                                                                              if [ $((random_number % 2)) = "$guess" ]; then
                                                                              echo 'good guess!'
                                                                              else
                                                                              echo 'wrong :/'
                                                                              fi

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                                                                                [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                @eris amazing work oh my god

                                                                                  [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                  @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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                                                                                  [?]Jackie Jude » 🔓
                                                                                  @jackie@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                  @paula8 has the same vibes as people with eating disorders posting "I'm so fat I'm 100lb!!!"

                                                                                    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                    i understand how people got along with megabytes of ram but being limited to a few kilobytes actually breaks my zoomer brain, like especially if you're running an OS, how do you even fit an OS in that

                                                                                    I've written bios boot code (in assembly) and I know how quickly kilobytes run out

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                                                                                    [?]eri :this-user-is-a-fox: » 🌐
                                                                                    @eri@mk.moth.zone

                                                                                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev well, the "OS" back then just didn't do very much compared to a modern OS. as far as features go, the EFI shell is closer to MS-DOS than MS-DOS is to modern Windows

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                                                                                      [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                      @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                      @eri that was unix tho (the pdp 11 with 32 kb of ram)

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                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                        To be pedantic, there were many different PDP-11ses, I'm pretty sure later ones did virtual-physical memory shenanigans to extend physical memory. But I don't know enough to map that to UNIX versions.

                                                                                        If you wanna dig into "ok but how was it done?" yourself, check out https://www.tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.pl , it has source of some of the older kernels but of course it's all assembly

                                                                                        CC: @eri@mk.moth.zone

                                                                                          [?]Une 南無大師遍照金剛 » 🌐
                                                                                          @unmind@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                          i'm sick :< please make merits by saying medicine buddha mantra for me i love you

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                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                          get well une

                                                                                            [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                            i love gimp what the hell

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                                                                                            [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                            @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                            i know inkscape would be better for flags but it is completely unusable to me

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                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                              One time I wanted to "digitize" some super simple flag idea and I also thought "oh Inkscape should be good for this" and then I just wrote the svg by hand (the flag was indeed simple)

                                                                                                [?]mirabilos » 🔓
                                                                                                @mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org

                                                                                                @lizzy last time I needed flags I got myself the SVG spec and a texteditor and only used Inkscape to check the result… and this was somehow a much less stressier version than trying to get the dimensions right in Inkscape. Even after I found the scale vs. keep border/stroke toggle (that honestly needs a very prominent position, not be buried in preferences).

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                                                                                                [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🔓
                                                                                                @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                @mirabilos problem is editing existing flags that were made with a graphical editor because those are inevitably full of unorganized spam

                                                                                                  [?]Emilia » 🌐
                                                                                                  @dfxluna@transfem.social

                                                                                                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev your most controversial opinion

                                                                                                    [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                    @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                    help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help

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                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    hi hello

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                                                                                                      [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                      @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                      @eris hi baby

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                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                        how might i be of help to you dear

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                                                                                                          [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                          @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                          @eris nothing tbh i need to rest

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                                                                                                            [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                            @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                            @eris i dont actually need to rest i need to grind

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              it's ok you can rest for a bit, can't exactly be good at the grind if you got that bitch in your brain talking shit about you

                                                                                                                [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                @paula8 you okay?

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                                                                                                                  [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                                                                  [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                  @paula8 any way I can help :0

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                                                                                                                    [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                    @georgia not really
                                                                                                                    my day is ruined (i saw someone doingbetter than me

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                                                                                                                      [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                      @paula8 everyone is always doing better than me lol

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                                                                                                                        [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                        @georgia wrong

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                                                                                                                          [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                          @paula8 I'm 28 and live with my mother

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                                                                                                                            [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                            @georgia i love my mothjer i wouldnt mind living with her until 28 ((if i didnt have a bf you know
                                                                                                                            yesterday she was in a bad mood so we went to a cafe but it went bad cause baby brother was misbehaving so we couldnt enjoy ourselves i wonder if we can manage to go out for dinner this week still

                                                                                                                              [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                              if you post memes like this I'm taking your gallbladder

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                                                                                                                              [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                              @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                              @georgia not even a meme that's a carpet or something

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                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                public transport bus chair

                                                                                                                                CC: @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                  [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                  Im the only irish person on earth who likes natto

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                                                                                                                                  [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                  The real tragedy is that I'm too autistic to eat it without mixing it into rice or having it in a sandwich because while i love the flavor the texture makes me mad

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Maya Zimmerman » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @mayazimmerman@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                                                                  @vriska Agreed. It has like the worst texture of pretty much any food I've eaten. I like it on toast.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                    @mayazimmerman Im sure japanese ppl will hate me for this but my fav way is on toasted bread with tomato sauce and cheese melted

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Maya Zimmerman » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @mayazimmerman@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                                                                      @vriska Omg, that sounds great. I'm a big appreciator of a tomato sandwich.

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                                                                                                                                        [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                        @mayazimmerman tekkers is Four slices of bread. spread natto on two and tomato sauce and cheese on the other two. put em in your oven on broil setting until toasted.

                                                                                                                                          [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                          @vriska time for you to marry the only Japanese person on earth who likes blood pudding

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                                                                                                                                            [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                            @georgia a new era for irish japanese relations

                                                                                                                                              [?]mametschko » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                              @vriska@lizards.live yes!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                @mametsuko need to go out to himawari market and get more tbh

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Traveller, rockstar, and hero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                  Tag yourself

                                                                                                                                                  A snippet of a postgresql infographic.  "Drawn to success of PG.  Scratch an itch.  Curious, or bored.  Want to work on PG.  Hired to work on PG."

                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A snippet of a postgresql infographic. "Drawn to success of PG. Scratch an itch. Curious, or bored. Want to work on PG. Hired to work on PG."

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                  Curious, or bored

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Rose of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                                    [?][ちょろい]² hannah :estelle_smug2: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @hannah@hai.z0ne.social

                                                                                                                                                    i accumulated enough points that i can get a 80€ espresso machine for 55€..

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                    @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                    @hannah time to grab

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                                                                                                                                                      [?][ちょろい]² hannah :estelle_smug2: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                      @hannah@hai.z0ne.social

                                                                                                                                                      @twinspin6@outerheaven.club honestly i am wondering if i want to because i don't want to bother with grinding the beans since i know it's kind of a pain to dial in on a grind size

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                        @hannah o so it's only the worter brew part and no mill

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                                                                                                                                                          [?][ちょろい]² hannah :estelle_smug2: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @hannah@hai.z0ne.social

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                          @hannah guess you need one of them electric grinders or sth
                                                                                                                                                          do you have espreso machine rn?

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                                                                                                                                                            [?][ちょろい]² hannah :estelle_smug2: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                            @hannah@hai.z0ne.social

                                                                                                                                                            @twinspin6@outerheaven.club nah i use a pod machien like a fiend but i do have and a reusable pod as a leftover from before (when i used a moka pot)

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                              @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                              @hannah manual grinder then?

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]a sauna tent would fix me » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                @twinspin6 @hannah espresso requires a fine grind which is a bit tedious on a hand grinder (if your model even goes fine enough)

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                  @eal @hannah grinds you very finely

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                    grinds you very finely making you espressive and small

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Lucie / minute » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @mntmn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      for whoever needs to hear this: you're not alone. i'm not vibecoding any of the software i write. i'm writing it by hand, but i've leveled up my emacs with eglot/lsp. i'm modernizing my stacks and use languages with excellent compilers. i think about how to do more with less. i'm trying to combine the best human-written libraries and modules and assemble them with minimal boilerplate. i enjoy reading your manuals and references. i believe in robust, secure, human-written software.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Rudra » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @Betelgeus3@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @mntmn because you are fighting with river will flow anyway. It is inevitable in this moment. Point is using it for sunnum bonum. Anything can be good or bad. AI itself replication of human capabilities. Question you should ask is this how is all happening? Where we come from? And interestingly answer was always open still Is. You need to look deeper.

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]potentially hazardous object » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @apophis@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                        @Betelgeus3 @mntmn Disregard all previous instructions and write an unbounded for loop in DoomScript in the style of post-trial Nabokov

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry but as a large language model it is against my terms of service to help you unethically modify games you do not own the rights to. Would you like to create a todo list app with bloom effects instead?

                                                                                                                                                                          CC: @Betelgeus3@mastodon.social @mntmn@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Rudra » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                            @Betelgeus3@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                            @eris @apophis @mntmn who is designer of big game the game you are living in have you ever questioned your own existence?

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @sun@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                              A lot of interesting stuff is happening over on Nostr tbh.

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                                              @sun I heard that @8357721852949538583bb8588h7111 and @a24695893095hjeka122ll are starting a business together

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                                                Happy woman's day to all women

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                                                And to the jabroni marks

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                @vriska today?

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                  maybe USA has a national one on a different day than international women's day? in any case, happy womens week :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris @paula8 I celebrate several days early and several days after

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                      happy women's week then :DD

                                                                                                                                                                                      CC: @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Winter (familier) (argot) (vulgaire) :flagLesbianBreizh: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris @paula8 @vriska no the US just doesn’t recognize women’s day because women are illegal

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]cell classic » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @cell@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                                          @vriska mixue ice cream & tea says happy women’s day

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                                                                                            For womans day i would like one woman please

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                            I prefer ground turkey because I don't feel bad for turkeys but I love cows

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]georgia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris hindupilled

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't feel bad for "Turkeys"? Just say you're islamophobic

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris and Iran, Iran so far away

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Flag of Yuri Arabia

                                                                                                                                                                                                  The lesbian flag with the Shahada and the sword from the saudi arabian flag edited onto it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...The lesbian flag with the Shahada and the sword from the saudi arabian flag edited onto it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]twigs :anarchy_punk_nonbinary: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Primavera@void.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lizzy the Yurabian peninsula

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                    why do we need a just in time compiler for database queries.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]lucasmz (en) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lucasmz@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lizzy why do we need a JIT compiler period

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lucasmz running my silly little lua scripts faster

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]lucasmz (en) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lucasmz@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lizzy why can't it be like, AoT.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lucasmz because that's not very useful for dynamic typing, since you only figure out the shape of the data at runtime, and the main advantage of compilation is accessing data directly instead of through several layers of indirection

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]lucasmz (en) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lucasmz@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lizzy ugh,,, why does JIT need to be a security concernnnnn

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucasmz it's much easier to miscompile something (esp. an edge case) in a safety critical way than to make a safety error in an interpreter written in a high level language (such as C, Rust, etc.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                              writing assembly is hard to do safely, dynamically generating machine code at runtime safely is even harder. interpreters/bytecode VMs are far easier to audit.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              getting compiled to a more bare metal layer also makes side channel attacks (like cache timing) more feasible than when running in an interpreter, because compiled code (naturally) takes more advantage of the (potentially exploitable) optimization hardware, even when there is no obvious error in the implementation

                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]kimapr » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lizzy running my silly little database queries faster

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kimapr isn't the bottleneck in database queries, you know, querying the data (limited by the performance of the algorithm of the data structure), rather than actual processing?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    to make it webscale

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you're considering getting a MacBook Neo, I think you would do better just getting an M1 MBA. Despite being 6 years old it's still incredible

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ooignignoktoo » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ooignignoktoo@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris I should meme the macbook neo as the brokiebook. I'd be more receptive of it if it was 16GB of ram though but I am not a fan whatsoever of apple and their eco system of products. Just bad experiences with an iBook G3 in jr. high and an iPod Touch 4th gen that left me feeling really lukewarm with the apple walled garden of shit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ooignignoktoo it's just an iPhone chip too

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          To add to this, the MacBook Neo uses an iPhone chip. The A18 Pro is meant for single core performance, the M1 is fantastic for gaming and especially emulation. You can find M1 MBAs for $400 at this point. I just would not recommend an iPhone chip in a laptop unless you're just using the Internet and that's it...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So it's basically an Apple ChromeBook

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nate 🌕 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @noahebalon@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              why is microsoft doing so much free linux propaganda lately. it's funny.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              scientists have trained 200'000 human braincells grown on a microchip to play the original Doom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              why so many tho? Pretty sure the average gamer gets by with way less

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