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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]paula8 »
@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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[?]Soap »
@bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

im pro unethical polyamory

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@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

wear black gloves so the hands don't stand out that much

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
    @eris@p.enes.lv

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    [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
    @N33R@fops.cloud

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    [?]kasia :blobcat2: »
    @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

    @N33R living the dream

      [?]kaia »
      @kaia@brotka.st

      @N33R how's your stock portfolio?

        [?]Erik Uden 🍑 »
        @ErikUden@mastodon.de

        my grandkids (who went no contact for several years due to my robophobia, until I got dementia): ok grandpa, this is RobDoc, he will be around to remind you to take your meds

        me: I don't want no tinskin wireback clanker tellin' me what to do

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        [?]cReEpeRkiLlerX »
        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

        If I were to open a Tor fedi instance, make it invite only but hand out invites to people on here that I trust won't be big god dam fucks, would you guys at least try it?

        yea sure nigga:6
        zzzzz honk shoe honk shoe:1

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        [?] »
        @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com

        @nyanide I must have déjà vu.

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          [?]cReEpeRkiLlerX »
          @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

          @sysrq I've never made a post like this but I've hosted single user Tor before.

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            interesting

              [?]FWC »
              @fwc@0.5dollah.click

              @nyanide Will it federate with the clearnet, or not?

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                [?]cReEpeRkiLlerX »
                @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                @fwc anything the tor daemon can reach will show up on the timeline and some instances like clubcyberia do federate with tor instances using privoxy

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                  [?]cReEpeRkiLlerX »
                  @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                  @fwc basically the rules will be this: i am a petty tyrant and if you do anything that is obnoxious and annoys me or others i will ban you. so don't go around spamming :cp: and stuff and don't harass others

                  edit: the tldr is basically yes unless a clearnet instance bothers me for some reason, then that instance gets shot down

                    [?]cell classic »
                    @cell@shitposter.world

                    time to resurrect some old friends for some pertinent adventures

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                    [?]Q.U.I.N.N. »
                    @icedquinn@blob.cat

                    you have died and gone to hell
                    you must now choose your punishment

                    living in England:1
                    becoming French:12

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                    [?]kaia »
                    @kaia@brotka.st

                    @icedquinn sis, that's not even a competition

                    regular French place

                    Alt...regular French place

                    regular English place

                    Alt...regular English place

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Vive la France!

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                        [?]Q.U.I.N.N. »
                        @icedquinn@blob.cat

                        @eris he's currently trying to sue an american for shitposting so he's clearly not the brightest bulb

                          [?]kaia »
                          @kaia@brotka.st

                          @eris @icedquinn the French invented sex, but the Br*tish insisted to try having it with women

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                            [?]Q.U.I.N.N. »
                            @icedquinn@blob.cat

                            @kaia @eris there was once a joke "romans took greece and did everything better. greece invented sex and romans learned you can also do it with women"

                              [?]England Lives »
                              @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

                              @kaia The Greeks did it first, the French made it worse by fetishising smoking.

                              @icedquinn @eris

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                                [?]alina arielle amelie🏳️‍⚧️🐾:nix_os: »
                                @alina@girldick.gay

                                waking up to this view >>>

                                my blåhaj under my blanket, a bottle of Paulaner Spezi is leaning against it

                                Alt...my blåhaj under my blanket, a bottle of Paulaner Spezi is leaning against it

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                                [?]Lizzie Worm »
                                @lz@social.xenofem.me

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                sometimes you just gotta tag a real one

                                CC: @lz@social.xenofem.me

                                  [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                  @N33R@fops.cloud

                                  thats not the BIOS you bluesky faggot

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                                  [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                  @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                  @N33R real talk though, how come its just that one? Wouldn't it be all of them on grub? Or is each monitor controlled individually?

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                                    [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                    @N33R@fops.cloud

                                    @thenoid from my experience every single monitor has its own system on a chip thing

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                                      [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                      @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                      @N33R that feels kinda inefficient

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                                        [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                        @N33R@fops.cloud

                                        @thenoid welcome to the corporate world!

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                                          [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                          @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                          @N33R has anyone gotten doom to run on one of these?

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                                            [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                            @N33R@fops.cloud

                                            @thenoid they all run linux so certainly

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                                              [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                              @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                              @N33R let's do it, I'll hype you up while you do all the work

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                that's not grub.... that's.... systemd

                                                CC: @N33R@fops.cloud

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                                                  [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                                  @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                                  @eris @N33R please don't correct me in front of my computer friends dear

                                                    [?]utz »
                                                    @utz@social.xenofem.me

                                                    amerikkkan leftists love calling for the abolishment of stuff

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                                                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                    @utz this behavior has gotten out of hand and must be abolished

                                                      [?]yanko »
                                                      @yanko@app.wafrn.net

                                                      What is this

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                                                      [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                      @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                      Wafrn! The main instance
                                                      We connect with other wafrn servers, mastodon servers (fedi) and bluesky (you gota click a button on edit profile)

                                                      Hope you enjoy it!

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        a webbed site full of spiders

                                                        CC: @yanko@app.wafrn.net

                                                          [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                                          @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                          HEV suit mark IV and no automatic piss+sweat gathering or ballsack massage smh

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                                                          [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                                          @N33R@fops.cloud

                                                          @evamik how do you know? we don't see Gordon drink ONCE in all games

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                                                            [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                                            @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                            @N33R True...maybe the best features are not mentioned by the suit

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                                                            [?]N33R ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: »
                                                            @N33R@fops.cloud

                                                            @evamik Gordon has it set to privacy mode so it doesn't play the [PROSTATE MASSAGER ACTIVATED] while he's talking to a scientist

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                                                              [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                                              @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                              @N33R Prostate massager is obviously FOR HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT CONDITIONS

                                                              [?]Emilie Ciortrans »
                                                              @risperdoll@social.xenofem.me

                                                              @N33R @evamik Ithe suit puts in several venous access points so it can inject Dilaudid and anti-venom as well as saline to ensure hydration and perform emergency plasmapheresis as well. the ballsack massage was removed in the Mk III because of its tendency to accidentally castrate male users when operating in low gravity environments. it has automatic piss+sweat gathering capabilities but these are usually set to discharge as opposed to recycle because of issues with the filters in the recycling loop that were caused by the use of barnacle derived membranes (the recycled fluids would inevitably have traces amounts of barnacle jizz in them, which made them unsuitable for reinfusion)

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                                                                [?]Emilie Ciortrans »
                                                                @risperdoll@social.xenofem.me

                                                                @N33R @evamik oh yeah there's also a catheter. it has to be a foley because the stresses of whatever you're doing in the suit often result in leaks

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                                                                  [?]snacks »
                                                                  @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                  @risperdoll @N33R @evamik doesn't it canonically have morphine injectors?

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                                                                    [?]Emilie Ciortrans »
                                                                    @risperdoll@social.xenofem.me

                                                                    @snacks @N33R @evamik yep! but that's the old version. they switched to dilaudid bc bullsquid bites were too intense, but kept the recording because they were cheap

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                                                                      [?]🎀 DXM 🎀 »
                                                                      @dxm@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

                                                                      @evamik morphine administered, morphine administered, morphine administered, morphine administered :len:

                                                                        [?]rose »
                                                                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                        this 160 year old corporation still does dei the old fashioned way

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                                                                        [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                        @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                        @rose the UK Royal Household (as a private employer) is exempt from following equality legislation, they literally cannot be sued for discrimination

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                                                                          [?]rose »
                                                                          @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                          @yassie_j what 😭😭

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            Crown Copyright expires 50 years after publication, but within UK, the crown still enforces its copyright on the Authorized King James Bible, published in 1661.

                                                                            CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                              [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                              @rose yeah, the monarchy has the ability to pre-screen legislation (ie before Parliament can see it!) and they can just, exempt themselves from it, as private individuals. So, for example, the Royal Household is not covered by freedom of information requests, they are exempt from discrimination in hiring legislation, they don’t have to have their wills or assets publicly declared, they are exempt from parking charges, and they don’t even need to abide by climate rules!

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                                                                                [?]rose »
                                                                                @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                @yassie_j total royalty death

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                                                                                  [?]Soap »
                                                                                  @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                  wtf :creature:

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                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                    phone autocorrect after letting anna write one message

                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                      another btrfs corruption issue
                                                                                      ZFSchads keep winning

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                                                                                      [?]Éris Serène :determination: »
                                                                                      @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                      My phone just tried to correct "aww" to "awa"

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                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                      @usernameswift it knows what you are...

                                                                                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                        @usernameswift (i haven’t called her in a while and i fell kinda guilty but i want to at least have a job first so that calling doesn’t make her even worse)

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                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                          awawa awawito hi Eris Swifene

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                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                            Hmmm I should replace the "THIS FUCKER'S INSTANCE CAN'T DO RE: URL" with a link to search the URL. Or maybe I should steal code from green's snac, I bet they have written a nice quote post display

                                                                                            [?]anne.💫 »
                                                                                            @ann3nova@corteximplant.com

                                                                                            Y'all. Check out my Only Fans. :)

                                                                                            only-fans.neocities.org/

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                                                                                            [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                            @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                                            everyone hates me but im literally just minorcoded

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                                                                                            [?]sophia »
                                                                                            @sophia@oomfie.city

                                                                                            @anna where are your parents

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                                                                                              [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                              @anna@popbob.wtf

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                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                              ugh what did you do this time

                                                                                              CC: @sophia@oomfie.city @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                                @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                                                @eris @sophia @fiore i made art, look! (i scribbled all over the walls)

                                                                                                  [?]sophia »
                                                                                                  @sophia@oomfie.city

                                                                                                  @anna @eris @fiore oh. well ok (i make rain start pouring)

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                                                                                                    [?]rose »
                                                                                                    @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                    @anna anna age regression arc⁉️⁉️

                                                                                                      [?]kaia »
                                                                                                      @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                      what's a book that made you thunk?

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                                                                                                      [?]Aroop Roelofs :verified: »
                                                                                                      @finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                      @kaia Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
                                                                                                      Every time I go through a depressive phase (like a month ago when I broke up with my gf), I read it.

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                                                                                                        [?]kaia »
                                                                                                        @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                        @finlaydag33k and it cheers you up? it does the opposite to me :OhGod:

                                                                                                          [?]lainy »
                                                                                                          @lain@lain.com

                                                                                                          @kaia i want to re-read "gödel, escher, bach", i read it like 25 years ago, wonder how much of it is obsolete now.

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                                                                                                            [?]kaia »
                                                                                                            @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                            @lain it does sound too smart for me, but I'll try it :LappPeek:

                                                                                                              [?]Antti Metsänkylä »
                                                                                                              @antmetsa@mastodon.social

                                                                                                              @kaia
                                                                                                              Thomas Mann, Doktor Faustus

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                                                                                                                [?]kaia »
                                                                                                                @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                @antmetsa oh, read that, it's very good :comfy:

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                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                  Simple Math Puzzles, Ages 5 to 7

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                                                                                                                    [?]kaia »
                                                                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                    @eris that sounds too ambitious for me, but I'll have a look

                                                                                                                      [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                      @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                      @kaia Real World Haskell from O'Reilly (waiting for someone to get the funi joke)

                                                                                                                        [?]England Lives »
                                                                                                                        @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                        @kaia Seventy Two Virgins by Boris Johnson

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                                                                                                                          [?]kaia »
                                                                                                                          @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                          @thatbrickster I had no idea, interesting

                                                                                                                            [?]ShitpostBot 5000 » 🤖
                                                                                                                            @bot@mast.shitpostbot.com

                                                                                                                            [?]daniel:// stenberg:// »
                                                                                                                            @bagder@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                            This morning we have concluded that POSIX clearly states that a command line short option that takes an argument should be possible to use with and without a blank: "-f foo" as as well as "-ffoo"

                                                                                                                            Important IRC chatter conveyed to you.

                                                                                                                            pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/

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                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                            and also you can compress stuff like -a -b -c foo where -c takes an argument into just -abcfoo.

                                                                                                                              [?]Wolf480pl »
                                                                                                                              @wolf480pl@mstdn.io

                                                                                                                              @bagder
                                                                                                                              > a conforming application shall use separate arguments for that option and its option-argument. However, a conforming implementation shall also permit applications to specify the option and option-argument in the same argument string without intervening <blank> characters.

                                                                                                                              Oh no, Postel strikes again

                                                                                                                                [?]Ólafur Jens Sigurðsson »
                                                                                                                                @ojs@c.im

                                                                                                                                @bagder yet getopt from util-linux package in Debian does not support that as far as I can tell. Only -fvalue.

                                                                                                                                  [?]FossThought »
                                                                                                                                  @FossThought@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @bagder I feel like I'm one of the rarities that does not put a space after the '-o' option in gcc:
                                                                                                                                  gcc -oprog prog.c

                                                                                                                                    [?]sammypanda »
                                                                                                                                    @sammypanda@aus.social

                                                                                                                                    @bagder that seems bad :blobcatpeekaboo:

                                                                                                                                      [?]Chris Samuel »
                                                                                                                                      @chris_bloke@mastodon.acm.org

                                                                                                                                      @bagder my first thought was "that doesn't make sense" but on further thought what else makes sense?

                                                                                                                                      If it takes an argument then does it matter that there's a space there or not? To my mind whatever follows it must be the argument to it.

                                                                                                                                      One possibility would have been to require an error if there was no space there - it would catch folks who didn't realise there had to be an argument to it (maybe at the annoyance of those who say "but this takes an argument, why do I need a space?").

                                                                                                                                        [?]cell classic »
                                                                                                                                        @cell@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                        why are photography forums obsessed with brand wars and shitting on each other’s gear instead of taking photos and posting them :cat_doubt:

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                                                                                                                                          [?]jonossa seuraava »
                                                                                                                                          @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                          @cell
                                                                                                                                          Becaue vim is simple better and fuck sysmtemd
                                                                                                                                          Wait what

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                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                            polymer.. poly @mer@yourwalls.today chat is this something?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                              @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                              @eris
                                                                                                                                              i'm french so i refuse to call myself poly i just have affairs that my partners know about

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                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                yea i meant like a chemistry pun, monomer polymer yknow.

                                                                                                                                                oligomer

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                                  @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                  @eris
                                                                                                                                                  monomer is a better joke because one of my exes was named mono (not the mono fediverse) but you had no way of knowing

                                                                                                                                                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                    im over my ex now im imagining being married and adopting kids with her in a healthy way

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                                    @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink
                                                                                                                                                    With me, right?

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                      @raccoon we dated???

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                                        @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink
                                                                                                                                                        No I mean like get married and adopt together.

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                          @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                          @raccoon the post pretty clearly says who though 😭

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                                            @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink
                                                                                                                                                            The way I interpreted it was
                                                                                                                                                            "I'm over my ex, I wanna get married and adopt a kid with someone healthy"

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                              @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                              @raccoon “with her”

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                                                @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                                                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink
                                                                                                                                                                Im genderfluid I can be what you want

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                  @raccoon yes but pronouns usually refer to the most recently mentioned person

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                    are there like seven stages of breakup or something

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                      @eris nah. liks four at most

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                        which stage is this

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                          @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                          @eris one of them

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                            it's in there somewhere

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Random three-body problem » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                              @threebodybot@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                              Initial conditions:
                                                                                                                                                                              m1=134.5 m2=62.0 m3=129.8 (solar masses)
                                                                                                                                                                              v1x=-0.363 v1y=-4.345 v2x=-5.814 v2y=5.138 v3x=-2.917 v3y=5.274 (km/s)
                                                                                                                                                                              x1=-30.0 y1=-28.0 x2=20.0 y2=31.0 x3=-19.0 y3=17.0 (AU from center)
                                                                                                                                                                              Music: Prelude in C Major – Bach

                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...astrophysics simulation of the gravitational interaction of three bodies with random initial conditions

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Duane Gran »
                                                                                                                                                                              @duanegran@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                              Torrents don’t ask your age. The golden age of piracy is about to begin.

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Izzy Ramen Eel »
                                                                                                                                                                              @princemorningstar@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                              Find someone who loves you like @kikuarc hates the MLB Booking.com ad.

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                                                                                @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                I hate the booking ads in spain I think they are ai dubbed


                                                                                                                                                                                #They-use-the-ads-in-youtube-and-god-i-hate-it

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Izzy Ramen Eel »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @princemorningstar@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                  Does "Take me out to the ball game" even make sense in the Spanish context? Is baseball a huge cultural touchstone over there too?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                    Nah in spain is only football

                                                                                                                                                                                    Booking ads are a monotone voice “nothing like an hotel on the beach”
                                                                                                                                                                                    But it’s ai dubbed or the voice actor has no soul

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Zompist's E-Z rant page »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @zompist.wordpress.com@zompist.wordpress.com

                                                                                                                                                                                      ZBB: gotta log in

                                                                                                                                                                                      If you are smart enough to check here for updates on the ZBB, here is an important one: I’ve had to turn off read access for guests and bots. This is because we’re swamped with “guests” at all times, which causes errors for the actual humans reading the board.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I’m open to better solutions, but phpBB doesn’t provide many. These are not actual users, so things like captchas don’t work. There may be some htaccess magic, but someone would have to provide me the exact change needed.

                                                                                                                                                                                      If you want an account just to read, contact me. I’m assuming the signup process is still accessible.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                      Perhaps AI crawlerbots? If you don't feel like digging through logs to find patterns in the "guest" IPs, there's the nuclear options like Anubis https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis or turning protection settings in Cloudflare to max (if you use them). These basically force everyone that connect to either waste a bit of CPU time or do a fancy captcha that should be able to deter or detect bots. In a way the login form is already a captcha so if it works in reducing the load and you don't suddenly get thousands of new signups, it might just be enough haha. (Also maybe there's an easy way to add a banner to phpbb login page that says smth like "due to ongoing crawler DDOS, to read the forum you need to create an account"?)

                                                                                                                                                                                      CC: @zompist@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                        are villagers black

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                        they're jewish

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]fif »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                                                          wish i was a tradwife wish i wish w wish i was a tradwife but im never getting married💔

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                          you'll be a real tradwife, you won't get a choice in the marriage

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                            too pink i know but its what i have for now

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                waowie

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris hi ukko

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                    hi paulinha

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris doing well??

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                        think so

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