@bagder 😬

@bagder this is pure lyrics 😂

@bagder Wow, that's a seriously tall nothing-burger.

@bagder wth did I just read

"my accession to the European Council for Cybersecurity"

... and why ...

"I also hereby waive any bounty"

@bagder special

@bagder You have the patience of a saint.

I’m not sure I’d be able to remain so professional in my responses.

@bagder This is madness

@bagder WTF did I just read?

@bagder It’s amazing how so many words can have absolutely zero meaning.

@bagder possibly someone using https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.12274 (Jailbreaking Large Language Models with Information Overload) to bypass hackerone's LLM to filter posts?

@bagder OMG I feel cheated of the 5 minutes it took me to read this, what an absolute time waster for everyone involved

@bagder Oh, dear God!

@bagder the amazing part with this one is that you know really quickly that there will be nothing, but you just can't stop reading until the end

@bagder eh, wasn’t spam filtering reports part of the ”added value” sales pitch for these platforms a while ago?

@bagder Sounds like it’s written from a politician: An enormous amount of words, but nothing said 😎
In other words: AI-generated bullshit

@bagder Award-winning word salad! I had to read it all, I will never have those few minutes back.

@bagder it looks like a sustainability report from Total

@bagder NEW COPYPASTA JUST DROPPED

@bagder

You being able to make me read THIS is the real security hole here.

@bagder Google does not show any results for "Lorentso Youriévitch Bogdanov" or "Lorentso Bogdanov" other than this HackerOne report and links to it. When searching without quotes, the second link is to an article about brothers Igor and Grégoire Youriévitch Bogdanoff/Bogdanov (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff), who got their PhDs for nonsensical work containing a lot of theoretical-physics jargon, but no real information.
The author of this report is just a troll who got "inspired" by this story.

@bagder Oh my… 🤣

@gamer
*grug starts roasting ham on fire* want some

@rose minifag . instead of minifig . Idk

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life You won't know till the kittys personality comes out.