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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

fuck girls, deeply

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[?]Natalie »
@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

@bl00d or just be nice to girls ^^ and make them smile

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    [?]Natalie »
    @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

    @bl00d or smash their teeth in with a piece of rebar either rlly

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      [?]bl00d »
      @bl00d@yourwalls.today

      @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat make them smile with fucking them deeply

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        [?]Natalie »
        @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

        @bl00d that might do it . Smashing this girls teeth in with rebar would make her smile

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          [?]bl00d »
          @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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          [?]Natalie »
          @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

          @bl00d I think getting clobbered with blunt objects would make most girls smile

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            [?]bl00d »
            @bl00d@yourwalls.today

            @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat but about cherishing them, and hugging and kissing

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              [?]Natalie »
              @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

              @bl00d wwwwaow 😵‍💫 that would probably make most girls rlly rlly happy because healthy relationships r good for girls

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                [?]bl00d »
                @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat I'm talking unhealthy

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                  [?]Natalie »
                  @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

                  @bl00d unhealthy relationships can do a lot of good for girls too ..

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                    [?]bl00d »
                    @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                    [?]Natalie »
                    @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

                    @bl00d my unhealthy relationships were always um great until the end

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                      [?]bl00d »
                      @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                      @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat what can I say, I probably fucked more of them :heheperhaps:

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                        [?]bl00d »
                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                        @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat I mean relationships

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                          [?]Natalie »
                          @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

                          @bl00d I get it I usually seem to be the one fucking relationships as well 😞

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                            [?]bl00d »
                            @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                            @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat waow girl what's your number

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                              [?]Natalie »
                              @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat@social.xenofem.me

                              @bl00d 😵‍💫

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                                [?]bl00d »
                                @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat that's not a valid telephone number, o can't dial it

                                  [?]melon »
                                  @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                  Me when I sleep

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Hollow Knight 2: Song of the first Silk

                                  [?]kaia »
                                  @kaia@brotka.st

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                                  [?]mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignutius: :descartes: :stargate: »
                                  @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

                                  @kaia This one is new, you had another version of this.

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                                    [?]kaia »
                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                    @mangeurdenuage yeah, same vintage though

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                                      [?]Agnieszka R. Turczyńska »
                                      @agturcz@circumstances.run

                                      @kaia 👉 👈

                                      PS. Sorry, couldn't resist 🤭

                                      A cartoon drawing of a transfemme person in a subtly seductive pose. The text over and under the picture says:

So, you like bad boys? Well, I was so bad at being a boy, I became a girl.

                                      Alt...A cartoon drawing of a transfemme person in a subtly seductive pose. The text over and under the picture says: So, you like bad boys? Well, I was so bad at being a boy, I became a girl.

                                        [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                        @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                        @kaia is there a number of guys that fulfill these criteria on the left

                                          [?]J.L.1285 :cangoose: »
                                          @CAWguy@mstdn.ca

                                          Beaverton hits the headline:

                                          Headline from the satirical Canadian news site, The Beaverton: Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

                                          Alt...Headline from the satirical Canadian news site, The Beaverton: Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

                                          [?]Lizzie »
                                          @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                          i have decided to not listen to the new justin bieber album bc he is a zionist

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                                          [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                          @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                          @lz i'm afraid this post might make me forget one of the other reasons why i would not listen to justin bieber, simply because that category of things is already maxed out

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                                            [?]Lizzie »
                                            @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                            @apophis saw someone qting a justin bieber album announcement with “reminder he is a zionist” and oomf rted it onto my timeline and like, i wouldn’t have known he was releasing an album otherwise

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                                              [?]paula8 »
                                              @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


                                              [?]paula8 »
                                              @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                              me

                                              [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                              @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                              about posts marked as horny/lewed [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                              there are two options if you click on a post cwed as horny or lewed: "i like kissing girls/boys" and "I wanna get railed by thomas the tank engine I have a [SEX TOY] and im about to use it while i phantasize about thomas the tank engine railing me"

                                              [?]ledocool »
                                              @ledocool@abyss.cafe

                                              @waifu@mai.waifuism.life my Pleroma-tan submission.
                                              Also now that I have the opportunity, I'd like to ask: I've been drawing an image before fedizine. It may not be a fair game to submit it as I didn't draw it specifically for this event, so I want to clarify this. Do I draw another image or can I finish that one and submit it?

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                                                [?]melon »
                                                @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                @ledocool@abyss.cafe I mean the idea is to "show what we have drawn on September" you could have just sent me the finished drawing without context and I would have accepted, but the intention is to make us draw, not just to show some of our old drawings.

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                                                  [?]melon »
                                                  @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                  @ledocool@abyss.cafe so whichever you prefer, it's open ended anyways

                                                    [?]ledocool »
                                                    @ledocool@abyss.cafe

                                                    @waifu@mai.waifuism.life it's not an old one - I'm still in production. I was wondering though if I have to create an image specifically for fedizine.

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                                                      [?]melon »
                                                      @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                      @ledocool@abyss.cafe yeah that's fine then, to give you some context, I'm thinking of posting a comic series I've left without a continuation for months, but also just a random 3d render with some ocs

                                                        [?]BurgerQueen »
                                                        @burgerqueen@app.wafrn.net

                                                        Ive followed mutuals to websites i wouldn't go with a gun

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                                                        [?]φ »
                                                        @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                                        always remember that 1.0 + 2.0 != 3.0

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                                                        [?]🍀🩹 :estelle_smug: 🗡️💠 »
                                                        @schappi@brotka.st

                                                        @fiore making my own programming language where the + operator detects if the float is an integer followed by zeros so 1.0+2.0 returns 3.0

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          you messed up, these are equal. it's "0.1" and 0.2 that don't add up to 0.3 because you can't represent 0.1 exactly in binary floating point

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                                                            [?]φ »
                                                            @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                                            @eris im eepy :c

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              hi eepy :c

                                                              I'm ukko :)

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                                                                [?]φ »
                                                                @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                                                @eris how r u <3

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  im okie :333

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    also is your instance a test instance or no

                                                                    CC: @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

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                                                                      [?]φ »
                                                                      @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

                                                                      @eris yea kinda

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        okey lmk when you have a proper instance

                                                                          [?]kimapr »
                                                                          @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

                                                                          @eris @fiore Ok someone already pointed this out nvm

                                                                            [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                                            @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                            🌸 I like foods that are trianmgles :nanowow:

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                                                                              [?]Neko »
                                                                              @neko@clubcyberia.co

                                                                              Getting beat to death but it's okay because i have a humiliation fetish

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              ryona

                                                                                [?]paula8 »
                                                                                @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                im depressed as fuck 🔥🔥

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                BAAKA

                                                                                  [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                                                  @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                  we know some of the AI industry folks are literal æthercultists with such fucked up ambitions they make it hard for us cyberpunk authors to even keep up anymore

                                                                                  but at least some of them have to be just regular grifters who know damn well LLMs will never write viable code and are just conning investors out of millions of dollars, right?

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                                                                                  [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                                                  @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                  that’s how capitalism works now right? you make a startup bound to fail you make some flashy videos you get investor money and you walk away with more money than you started with

                                                                                    [?]persephone »
                                                                                    @persephone@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                    @winter i think to be an effective grifter you have to be somewhat deluded into thinking the thing youre trying to sell is actually functional

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                                                                                      [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                                                      @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                      @persephone I’m probably giving the enemy too much intellectual credit again :defeated_akko:

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                                                                                        [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                                                                        @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                                                        @winter @persephone the past year i've had to observe one of them worm his way through our professional association's PR and he really does seem to believe his own bullshit

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                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                          it's a kind of skill/disorder, if it works out you can steal others inventions and work just because you are fully convinced and confident you did at least 50% of design. if it doesn't work out, you're just a snake oil seller.

                                                                                          CC: @persephone@translunar.academy @winter@translunar.academy

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                                                                                            [?]Ashley »
                                                                                            @dhfir@suya.place

                                                                                            @winter I'm not certain these people care or even have thought about whether their machines could hypothetically function.

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                                                                                              [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                                                              @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                                                              @dhfir I believe the cults are sincere in their stated beliefs, it would be dangerous to do otherwise

                                                                                                [?]Izzy :QueerCat_Trans: »
                                                                                                @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

                                                                                                what if instead of payment processors I just had people mail me cheques for my services

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                                                                                                [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                @izzy banks still have to process those

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                                                                                                  [?]Izzy :QueerCat_Trans: »
                                                                                                  @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

                                                                                                  @ezio true but a small australian credit union is preferable to evangelical americans

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                                                                                                    [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                    @izzy ok thats a fair point ig, better then a giant corp

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                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                      IIRC mullvad technically allows mailing them cash as payment

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                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                        though i'm not sure how happy post services would be about that

                                                                                                        CC: @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

                                                                                                          [?]SnugglyBun »
                                                                                                          @SnugglyBunne@wetdry.world

                                                                                                          any musicians of fedi? preferably those who are queer and trans.

                                                                                                          it feels really lonely to be one of the few musicians here in a platform where people talk about linux all the time.

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                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            if i remember correctly, @ellie@yearning.gay is a musician

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                                                                                                              [?]witch_t *navi »
                                                                                                              @navi@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                              In 2023, the authors of the Zed text editor announced a GPUI framework that draws all UI elements using the GPU at 120 fps

                                                                                                              i am sorry but why do they need to render a text editor at 120 frames per second?

                                                                                                              any gui program for that matter, 120fps is just, so unnecessary for something that is mostly static and at most scrolls text

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                                                                                                              [?]rose »
                                                                                                              @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                                              @navi it causes a funny side effect where you can't use the editor when your vulkan drivers don't work :D

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                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                to make sure your laptop battery gets enough exercise

                                                                                                                  [?]smegma.c »
                                                                                                                  @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                  >open email to prepare for incoming password reset email
                                                                                                                  >see "You can't miss this chance" from an asian sender name
                                                                                                                  >"oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me are they *already* sending me spam?"
                                                                                                                  >open the email
                                                                                                                  >"oh"

                                                                                                                  [?]Husky »
                                                                                                                  @husky@stereophonic.space

                                                                                                                  You asked, I did it :blobcatdab:

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                                                                                                                    [?]meeper »
                                                                                                                    @meeper@udongein.xyz

                                                                                                                    Like why. are the names in enums defined in the global namespace

                                                                                                                    like enums were an ANSI C thing so no k&r era backwards compat retartedness as an excuse

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                                                                                                                    [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                    @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                    @meeper wdym.

                                                                                                                    i tried scoping some enums and got this, not sure if this is what you mean

                                                                                                                    #include <stdio.h>
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    enum Day { Monday = 30, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday };
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    int main(void){
                                                                                                                    	enum Day { Monday = 20, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday };
                                                                                                                    	enum Day mainscope = Monday;
                                                                                                                    	printf("main scope: %d\n", mainscope);
                                                                                                                    	
                                                                                                                    	// we scope it now
                                                                                                                    	{
                                                                                                                    		enum Day { Monday = 15, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday };
                                                                                                                    		enum Day noscope = Monday;
                                                                                                                    		printf("scoped: %d\n", noscope);
                                                                                                                    	}
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    	printf("main scope: %d\n", mainscope);
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    }
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    ~ $ cproc meep.c 
                                                                                                                    ~ $ ./a.out 
                                                                                                                    main scope: 20
                                                                                                                    scoped: 15
                                                                                                                    main scope: 20
                                                                                                                    ~ $ 
                                                                                                                    

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                                                                                                                      [?]Neko »
                                                                                                                      @neko@clubcyberia.co

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                                                                                                                      [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                      @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                      @neko @meeper go ahead tranny, tell me what is meant by "scoping" then

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                                                                                                                        [?]Neko »
                                                                                                                        @neko@clubcyberia.co

                                                                                                                        @pernia @meeper In C, enums are actually global by default. Local scope MAY override it however, but I believe at that point it is implementation dependent. However, if you define enum Day in main, it is undefined what should happened (actually, it might just be global IIRC).

                                                                                                                        In C++ however this is different. Chances are you are experiencing something GCC specific.

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                                                                                                                          [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                          @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                          @neko @meeper in clang, gcc, cproc+qbe, and tcc i'm getting the exact same output.

                                                                                                                          also this isn't about c++, you probably got confused there while you were digging inside your ass for something to inflate your ego with, you fucking faggot.

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                                                                                                                            [?]Neko »
                                                                                                                            @neko@clubcyberia.co

                                                                                                                            @pernia @meeper It's not about C++ but it's relevant to bring up because there it IS scoped (meaning that when the scope exits it will no longer exist). Notably you're just creating multiple enum's with the same name, which isn't very relevant.

                                                                                                                            You can get the same output from multiple compilers you stupid retard. Just because something is implementation dependent doesn't mean all implementations won't just do the same thing.

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                                                                                                                              [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                              @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                              @neko @meeper >implementation dependent doesn't mean all implementations won't just do the same thing.
                                                                                                                              then "chances are" its not GCC specific, you fucking tumor. you continue to just pull bullshit out of your fucking ass and hoping it sticks, none of which is relevant.

                                                                                                                              in any case, i get it now, thanks that someone else actually knows that they're talking about, and that i can just use a compiler myself and check. thanks for wasting my time with your miserable drivel, you worthless cocksucker.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Neko »
                                                                                                                                @neko@clubcyberia.co

                                                                                                                                @pernia @meeper https://www.hiv.va.gov/patient/daily/mental/anger.asp

                                                                                                                                > then "chances are" its not GCC specific

                                                                                                                                What do you think a "chance" is. I didn't go and verify every other compiler at the spot of a moment, but I know for certain it's not a C thing. It is up to the compiler.

                                                                                                                                If you were to actually open a compiler, not use the same name for an enum you would see that Meeper was correct that it's global.

                                                                                                                                https://godbolt.org/z/orxaeG839

                                                                                                                                But when scoped in a function, the behavior is different. This is LITERALLY up to the compiler developers, read the C standard if you want to verify it then. This also extends to stuff like functions defined in blocks. All these things are not defined until later versions, so compiler developers all agreed upon design decisions and all implemented them similarly.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                                  @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                                  @neko @meeper i never said meeper was wrong. i'm done with you. fucking asperger nigger.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                    The complaint is that there is almost no practical difference between enums and just doing a Monday 30, they aren't scoped/namespaced to the enum itself. Like if you wrote struct { int a; int b; }; and now anything.b always works. (Which is how ancient pre-standard C actually worked which is why you have fields in UNIX structures prefixed to make them unique, st_ for struct stat, tv_ for struct timeval, etc.)

                                                                                                                                    CC: @meeper@udongein.xyz

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                                                                                                                                      [?]$raped »
                                                                                                                                      @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                                      @eris @meeper that makes sense, yea. you can't scope a macro though, even if "by default" enums aren't scoped. even as just syntax sugar it makes more sense to me.

                                                                                                                                        [?]MercurialBlock »
                                                                                                                                        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                        In order to avoid being discredited in the middle of a political argument on fedi, send the opposing party scat porn in public view

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral (unsobriety arc) »
                                                                                                                                        @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                        @nyanide I like accompanying my argument with anime women because lust-provoking imagery is the best way to gently derail the thread where I'm losing the argument

                                                                                                                                        A pleasantly plump depicition of Melina from Helltaker.

                                                                                                                                        Alt...A pleasantly plump depicition of Melina from Helltaker.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                          if the opponent starts gooning, you win

                                                                                                                                          CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                          miku, the princess of the world, looking down on you from her throne

                                                                                                                                          Alt...miku, the princess of the world, looking down on you from her throne

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Log Off »
                                                                                                                                            @mkraiden@fsebugoutzone.org

                                                                                                                                            @prettygood @nyanide no need to be srs with people who are trolling you in the first place

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                                                                                                                                              melon boosted

                                                                                                                                              [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral (unsobriety arc) »
                                                                                                                                              @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                              @mkraiden @nyanide implying I wasn't the one trolling to begin with.

                                                                                                                                              Tomoko in the style of Jennifer Melfi.

                                                                                                                                              Alt...Tomoko in the style of Jennifer Melfi.

                                                                                                                                                [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                                                                                                                                @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                                                                                                                @nyanide instructions unclear, somewhere out there a zionist is now gooning to John Paul Larkin x reader RPF

                                                                                                                                                  [?]the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy »
                                                                                                                                                  @sam@froth.zone

                                                                                                                                                  I'm creatively bankrupt and one of the things creatively bankrupt people do is make a Q&A, reply to this post with questions and I will answer the ones I like in a blog post or something

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]MercurialBlock »
                                                                                                                                                  @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                                  @sam What's it like to be creatively bankrupt in this day and age?

                                                                                                                                                    [?]melon »
                                                                                                                                                    @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                                                                                    @sam@froth.zone write a short story about this soulless elf Wizard anime girl

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]CL I P PY »
                                                                                                                                                      @earthling@tsundere.love

                                                                                                                                                      @waifu @sam does she have a name?

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]melon »
                                                                                                                                                        @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]melon »
                                                                                                                                                        @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                                                                                        @earthling@tsundere.love @sam@froth.zone she's a bookworm dnd character I play sometimes, though not at her full power, the friends I play with are too normies to understand a "I'm killing myself on Friday " joke

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]CL I P PY »
                                                                                                                                                          @earthling@tsundere.love

                                                                                                                                                          @waifu @sam can i attempt to write a short story 👉 👈

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]melon »
                                                                                                                                                            @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                                                                                            @earthling@tsundere.love @sam@froth.zone of course, if your want more context:
                                                                                                                                                            Arcaena is a short 1.5m high elf, her vibe is empty, she reads books out of habit, not passion. Usually just wanders into situations, and then she asks herself, " why am I in this mess?".
                                                                                                                                                            If you wanted to think of her in terms of others, think of her as a combination of Lain, Shimeji-chan and an empty 4th wall breaking smoker anime girl.
                                                                                                                                                            She's incredibly intelligent (+5 int) and useful but non talkative, never eager and just plain weird (-1 charisma).
                                                                                                                                                            "Do I really have to go to the quest?"
                                                                                                                                                            Proceeds to loot the body of a bandit in the middle of the battle
                                                                                                                                                            Skips her turn

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                              you posted the older version with one ear

                                                                                                                                                              CC: @sam@froth.zone

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]melon »
                                                                                                                                                                @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv @sam@froth.zone yeah I noticed but it was too late 🥀

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                  @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                  I learned that single letter Linux usernames work. e.g. k@aia works. which looks funky with file and folder ownerships.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                  why not k@ia

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]kaia »
                                                                                                                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                    @eris huh didn't thonk of that

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]🍀🩹 :estelle_smug: 🗡️💠 »
                                                                                                                                                                      @schappi@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                      @kaia @eris not too late to change it :evil:

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]your fav uses wafrn »
                                                                                                                                                                        @yourfavuseswafrn@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                        Morosexuals uses WAFRN.

                                                                                                                                                                        Morosexual pride flag, it's the sexual attraction to lack of intelligence... you could say it's attracted to himbos, fits most of fedi.

                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Morosexual pride flag, it's the sexual attraction to lack of intelligence... you could say it's attracted to himbos, fits most of fedi.

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]nate :neocat_cofe_256: »
                                                                                                                                                                        @noahebalon@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                        The fact that I remember this, from Tumblr history…


                                                                                                                                                                        #yeah-i-am-replying-to-myself-technically.-a-morosexual-move.

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                                                                          @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                          I am scared to ask

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]nate :neocat_cofe_256: »
                                                                                                                                                                            @noahebalon@app.wafrn.net

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                            @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


                                                                                                                                                                            [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                            gls bank has an online banking login page on its website. that settles it

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                            @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                            @coolbean i should learn the secrets of my mom one day :UbelPray:

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                              @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                              @coolbean like she's got a samsung smartphone from before android and just cause enough chaos to have banks let her not have an app

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                @coolbean i can't find online what model it is

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                  @tisanae "i would prefer to do my online banking from my computer" its that shrimple

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                    @coolbean idk im doing that already, i've never had to ask

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                      @coolbean but my bank has the worst connection system ever

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Miss Orbface :fishe_vibe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @tisanae@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                        @coolbean you can't use a password manager nor your keyboard : you have to use the clicky randomly layout numpad of the webpage to type ur password 💀

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                          girl are you using runescape bank irl

                                                                                                                                                                                          CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe @tisanae@yourwalls.today

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris @tisanae my current one is worse

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]🍀🩹 :estelle_smug: 🗡️💠 »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @schappi@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                              you guys say "holy cursive" when i post text but i have to face this shit on a daily basis on the fountain pen subreddit

                                                                                                                                                                                              i cannot compete.

                                                                                                                                                                                              someone wrote a complaint letter to ea-nasir but instead of copper it's an ink called "Ancient Copper" (they actually used that ink to write the complaint and it's like some nice shiny-ish brown colour)

                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...someone wrote a complaint letter to ea-nasir but instead of copper it's an ink called "Ancient Copper" (they actually used that ink to write the complaint and it's like some nice shiny-ish brown colour)

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Mer ䷔ »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                              @schappi i’m french, idk how people that don’t write in cursive even keep up with dictation speed

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                Speech to text into a Notion document that automatically gets fed to an autonomous AI agent companion so that the human doesn't have to use its brain

                                                                                                                                                                                                CC: @schappi@brotka.st

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mer ䷔ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris @schappi I didn’t start using a laptop for notes until I was in uni, is that a boomer moment that I expect kids to not use a laptop until maybe the end of high school (except in dysgraphia/dyslexia cases (tho I had dysgraphia and they beat that out of me (with proper orthographic help (not corporal punishment))))

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]🍀🩹 :estelle_smug: 🗡️💠 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @schappi@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mer @eris i had dyslexia but not bad enough that it hampered my education so no one knew and then i learnt people usually don't have trouble reading long words or confusing b and d

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think nowadays it would be a "boomer" view, yes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      CC: @schappi@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]electrogoblin :pizza_charged_with_electricity: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @snowy@suya.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @schappi literally unreadable

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]🍀🩹 :estelle_smug: 🗡️💠 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @schappi@brotka.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @snowy at least it's not russian cursive :meowangel:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Mer ䷔ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @schappi @snowy I had to learn russian cursive later anyways

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Eva Mikkonen boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]arthur.pizza »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @art@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Finally solved the debate. Anyone who finds fault with this list = Skill issue.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The meme humorously suggests using Vim, a text editor, as an alternative to various Google services. Each Google app is paired with the Vim icon, implying that users can replace these services with Vim for a more privacy-focused approach, even for tasks typically handled by apps.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...The meme humorously suggests using Vim, a text editor, as an alternative to various Google services. Each Google app is paired with the Vim icon, implying that users can replace these services with Vim for a more privacy-focused approach, even for tasks typically handled by apps.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Arni »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @arni@veganism.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @art i love that post because i feel technically, the only thing Emacs wouldnt be good for is :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                - Maps
                                                                                                                                                                                                                - Authenticator app (and even then, i didnt look into that)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                - Google Photos and the drive??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                definitely keeping that post somewhere, to entertain my emacs brainrot 😈

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]scriptjunkie »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @sj@social.scriptjunkie.us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  PHP

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  hand drawn/comic sans graph titled "the link ends in .php" showing "My excitement" high in 2000 ("Wow! Dynamic site!") low in 2010 ("Ugh. old.") and high again in 2025 ("At least I know this page won't be all ads and AI slop")

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...hand drawn/comic sans graph titled "the link ends in .php" showing "My excitement" high in 2000 ("Wow! Dynamic site!") low in 2010 ("Ugh. old.") and high again in 2025 ("At least I know this page won't be all ads and AI slop")

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  good morning everyone !!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  overslept again -w- guess I'm working from home today
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  hope everyone has a great rest of their day !!! don't forget that you're loved <3

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Aki »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Aki@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rose
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good mornig rosee :cirno_help:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I Hope u have a great day !!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Aki thanksss you too !!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose good morning! really appreciate reading this

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @coolbean awesome !! that's great to hear ^^

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i don't care about love, i only care about trout market profits

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris the trout market is currently pretty stable, there haven't been many incidents recorded recently, so no more spikes or dips
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            if the weather is good it's a good time to go trout fishing :goodfortrout:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              good my stocks are doing good

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