Ukko

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@member.fsf.org
Telegram: girlwife
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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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Summer Vriska (Winter Version) »
@vriska@lizards.live

I'm so excited for the zoooooooo

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@vriska what do you want to see most??

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Summer Vriska (Winter Version) »
@vriska@lizards.live

@Paulajak walrus! And also fruit bats, and penguins, and all kinds of lizards

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@vriska walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭 walrus 🦭

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

walrus!
Are you saying that you wouldn't bat an eyelash if it was a fairy?

CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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Mercurial Black »
@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@vriska nice youtube reference because that was the first video when they went to the zoo with the elephants don't like this reply

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

TIL that Sheldon evolves into Bazingodon

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Happy Easter

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rail ​🌿 »
@rail_@bark.lgbt

@eris I use he/him or avoid gendered language towards myself whenever possible irl

Out of convenience

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SoupGoup »
@SoupGoup@den.raccoon.quest

No descriptionNo descriptionNo descriptionNo descriptionNo descriptionNo descriptionNo description
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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

All my problems would be solved if I was an attractive woman

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Trash Panda »
@raccoon@den.raccoon.quest

@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe Instead you're stuck being an attractive boy

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@raccoon I am British

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M.E.R. (Mycelial Ego Rot) »
@mer@cdrom.tokyo

@f_o_u_r_t_y @raccoon I think that's your problem not the other thing

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@mer @raccoon I want to dissect you while you're still alive

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@f_o_u_r_t_y @mer @raccoon Least sadistic Anglo

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@arcana @mer @raccoon hey they're french cut me some slack

Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@f_o_u_r_t_y it's not over yet 🏳️‍⚧️

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I will beat you up with a hammer !

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I am the only one allowed to groom fawty

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@eris @f_o_u_r_t_y stop writing cc like that. who do you think you are? soapbox users?

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

You stop writing your tags like that. Who do you think you are? Twitter user?

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@eris @f_o_u_r_t_y bruh twitter tags don't work like that

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Oh my condolences, didn't know you actually are a twitter user. But I don't write the CCs myself, snac2 does it like that and I'm not complaining

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@eris @f_o_u_r_t_y i don't actually use twitter but hey look it doesn't even work it didn't tag me properly in that post and yet i still got a notification

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Yes because you are in the reply field already why copy paste it to the text of the post

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Your user is in the reply field of the AP object. You can also test this on pleroma, reply to someone but remove all tags from the post, the person who made the post will still get tagged and get a notification.

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

testing testing 123 did you get a notification?

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Yes

David Powers »
@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y there exists nothing but the text of the post, does it not?
I mean you've got the CW field but other than that

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

In the ActivityPub/ActivityVocabulary level, there is a to field in the JSON object, which doesn't appear in the UI, all you see there is "Reply to XX"

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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David Powers »
@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y yeah but what does that have to do with the weird CC thing

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Oh that's just why, eg, your username isn't added to the CC when I reply to you (usually at least). It's just that instead of putting the tags all at the start, they're put at the end after the useful content. (And it's done by the software, I am not doing it manually, tho I can edit it if I want)

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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David Powers »
@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y oHH
I knew about doing it manually but without the CC for clarity, but I didn't realize there was automation for that

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Neo »
@neopolitan@outerheaven.club

@TURBORETARD9000
I prefer to write my posts like this so it's obvious who I am replying to. This also gives me the flexibility to reply to multiple people in a single post.

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y

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David Powers »
@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

@neopolitan @eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y yeahhh I did that for a while then got lazy

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Neo »
@neopolitan@outerheaven.club

@TURBORETARD9000
kind of wish i could set this as a default format, would take most of the effort out

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y

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VIPPER »
@VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe

@eric @eris @f_o_u_r_t_y bro don't stalk my twitter account 🔪

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@VIPPER @eris @eric when I do it, it's okay

Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@VIPPER @eris @f_o_u_r_t_y i will stalk you but REAL

waifu »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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VIPPER »
@VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@VIPPER @waifu @eris @f_o_u_r_t_y i am following whoever is following you

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waifu »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

@eric@pl.starnix.network @VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe @eris@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe Mr Eric follow me on the social media called EX which was called Twitter before

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@waifu @f_o_u_r_t_y @VIPPER @eris i had a twitter account older than any of you two's but i never used it

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

all my problems would be solved if my penis was 2x bigger

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lucy [4am era] »
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y it could be 100x bigger you'd still be too autistic to ask anyone out is your problem

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

you do understand there's no one to ask out, right?

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lucy [4am era] »
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso what you live in a desert or what, im sure there's people around you

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

people around me != people I'd want to date

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lucy [4am era] »
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

i plan on someday doing that, i should be able to do that in the early 2030s

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@mischievoustomato @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso Maybe before then, trust the plan

meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@mischievoustomato @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y jesus man just go out to the city and talk to a girl

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

maybe b4 if i get someone to import me ahaha

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lucy [4am era] »
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso can i import you so you finally shut up about "i have a small dick" this and "tfw no gf" that

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso Why would importing him make him shut up about his penile fortitude? Has Germany developed some kind of wunderwaffe capable of extending the predetermined length of a purple-headed yogurt slinger?

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CMD »
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st

@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y a sizeable portion of my problems would be solved if you turned into ketchup.

Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@f_o_u_r_t_y Well now this is the most mask off I've seen you

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waifu »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space wher eare you going

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Almost nobody federates to Disqordia (including you) because the TLS certificates have expired. I am going to most likely be here once Eris pulls the plug for good

CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

"federates to" here means your posts aren't getting federated to Disqordia

CC: @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Open Subtitles did a Disqordia

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Broke: Not caring about unfollow bots

Woke: Making sure it's a PITA to write unfollow/block bots with your software

Ascended: Occasionally deciding that some person is no longer following you, giving you a notification about it and removing them from your followers

I love snac

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris chaotic evil: rejecting the unfollow request and keep spamming the user with your posts.

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Technically speaking, snac2 doesn't care about who follows you, it just sends all your posts to every instance it knows about (had a guy be super perplexed why my posts were federating to his single user instance)

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bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

@eris @affine snacboss behavior

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

We call him the cloud eater

a white cat with a slightly larger belly, an arrow pointing towards it and text saying "Full of Clouds"
Ukko boosted

Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@Paulajak rei irl, asuka on the internet

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak I used to be 100% asuka on the internet, now I'm a lot more like rei and misato

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak yeah that sounds about right

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak I don't think you came across me in my asuka era

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak nope, i know you since that time u were on that rat instance i forgot the name of

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak refusal yeah, actually probably the closest I got to the asuka side slipping out again was my ryona.agency account but I ended up deleting it and for good reason (most of my asuka arc was 2015-2018 before I really used fedi)

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak before i used fedi i was 100% like shinji

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak shinji for me was 2008-2014

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak i wasn't so fast to troon out

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak oh for me it was like a decade all told, in many senses I still haven't since due to various circumstances I've had to perpetually boymode even if I have access to hrt (which isn't a guarantee!)

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@sun_eat3r @Paulajak but yeah asuka arc was when I was saying shit like this regularly without a hint of self awareness

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak i would say that nowdays

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak although i didn't get any troon gf once i trooned out

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak it's such a sadness fr

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@allison @Paulajak considering qhat i've seen happening in such circles, ig i am not missing out

Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r Wow the quotation marks too

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r I was definitely cooking

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@allison @arcana @sun_eat3r i want to make some bechamel with fried diced sausage
seems like a bad combo but it goes quite well together, making the bechamel on the pan you fried the sausage for extra points

Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison i used to do that too

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison Self hatred users abound

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r for me it wasn't really self hatred, I was actually completely fine with myself, I just hated everyone else to varying degrees and it showed

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r ok looking back on it more I think there was definitely at least a little self hatred

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r Wow yeah... that sure is something

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r real talk tho I was easily worse than pretty much anyone on this network, it was an unbelievably bad time for all parties involved (and I haven't even dug into the other two discords)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r I definitely came across your kind in 2017

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r I could see it honestly, there were a lot of them in the 2014~2018 era

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r There certainly were, you very possibly came across some of them

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r how do you think I was able to get on so well with the poast crowd when they first showed up here? lol

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@allison @arcana @sun_eat3r i was just a generic transphobe
but at least i was enough of a troll i started pretending to be a tranny to piss off chuds
and eventually stopped joking about it

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison The internet really did destroy people

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison before internet: have feminization fetish, nothing happens, mans up eventually
after internet: feminization fetish, gets injected with hormones


i love the internet

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison is it actually a fetish for you?

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison kinda yeah (i dont think)
but works for me, i can marry a boy and spend my life with him that makes me happy

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a7 »
@a7@miss.mouse.services

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@a7 @allison @sun_eat3r @arcana getting married and taking your husband's last name is when your last bit of masculinity goes away

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r given enough time and experience, pretty much anything can be :)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r I disagree

If something is a fetish that means you’re doing it wrong

meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison what happened to fetishes staying fetishes and not becoming ways of life as if that's not completely detached from reality

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@meso @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison why do they need to be seperate?

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a7 »
@a7@miss.mouse.services

@meso@the.asbestos.cafe @Paulajak@boymoder.biz @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz @allison@hidamari.apartments everyones personality is a fetishized ideal of who they want to be. Humanity is a sick little of puddle of degenerate fetishist building off past fetishes.

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@a7 @meso @sun_eat3r @arcana @Paulajak finally, someone had to say it

Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@meso @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison estrogen sounded too good
and it really is amazing

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𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙 Francis Edward Dec 𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙 »
@jihadjimmy@the.asbestos.cafe

@Paulajak
@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @meso

Pathetic and weak minded, fits you great.

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@jihadjimmy @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @meso yeah im so weak it'd be a shame if a man bigger and stronger than me dominated me

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@allison @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r I can see it, the worst people on here seem to be mostly either annoying or deranged; I haven't seen this kind of mean girls club you'd see on /tttt/ that calls everyone an AGP rapehon perverted MEF fake tranny who's personally the reason we don't have rights, or the self-admitted reppers, etc.

I still wonder how did I manage to score a 3 day ban on there once.

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@affine @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r yeah and like I was all of these things without ever going on /tttt/ once, just severe 8chan and anitwitter brainrot (tbh if I knew the term "rapehon" then I probably would have been rightly disgusted with it, even 2017 femcel me had her limits)

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@allison @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r
>8chan
>2017

Heh, if I remember right, somewhere around that time I was an alcoholic rotten egg, screeching about identity politics on /leftypol/. Though given your flags I assume we wouldn't have met.

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@affine @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r I did actually semi frequently lurk /leftypol/ at the time but yeah I would put extremely good odds on us never crossing paths back then (does Pierre Trudank ring a bell at all?)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine /pol/ for leftists of various types, it's exactly as deranged as it sounds

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine is it on a different web site?

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine it started on 8chan and lives on thru various altchans which I can't immediately recall besides maybe leftychan and bunkerchan

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@allison @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @affine I hope they are all dead now

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@f_o_u_r_t_y @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @affine I hope at least some of them are still going, posters there put up really funny walls of cope sometimes (doubly so when they cross over to fedi)

Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine I’ve never heard of those, what’s bunkerchan?

All these people just sound like those who took HOI4 too seriously

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine another day, another faction~ (tbh like I said I barely remember any of this stuff anymore, the last time I interacted with a serious /leftypol/ user was years ago, and that one ended up fucking off to indonesia to get married and live a life outside of portland oregon)

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

this thread is wild

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @affine it's fun to reminisce about all the insane shit I got up to when I was younger

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @mischievoustomato @affine I feel I should be grateful I don’t have stories as these

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @mischievoustomato @affine maybe so, but whatever I have to say about my life, I can at least truthfully say I've lived an interesting one which on some level makes all of this worth it (??)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @mischievoustomato @affine I mean I would say mine was interesting too with my start ups and such, just wish I’d done more of it and lived in the US so I could have taken the best advantage of it

Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

yeah, it's fascinating and it makes me a bit jealous I don't have many cool stories to share, but well, I still manage to have fun

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine well you have much time to make good stories in the future

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

we'll see. I don't really take risks and generally try to do stuff safely😅

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine that can still lead to a good life though

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Johnny "Jovial Johnny" Peligro 🍅 »
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website

i hope so, I don't enjoy life yet

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine good things ahead I feel, follow your instinct and what feels best for you

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison If we're still talking about imageboards and discords then call me a normie, but I still think that the parts of my life that I'd remember fondly would be these when I watched a sunrise with drunken randos I met that day, doing some impromptu urban exploration in an abandoned building with holes through two floors, ending up cuffed in a hospital, etc, not the ones when I was an anonymous retard on the internet, arguing with other anonymous retards about shit nobody cares about.

Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine why are these people like this? Why did they decide to do this?

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine You'd have to ask them tbh, I was just along for Mr. Bones Wild Ride~

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine I suppose in a way it’s good they’re occupied with these things rather than actually causing harm to the world though such places can have a tendency to make people worse I think

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine on the list of internet rabbitholes you can fall into, I think /leftypol/ is actually a very low risk one

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @f_o_u_r_t_y @affine being anywhere near me must be incredibly dangerous

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @f_o_u_r_t_y @affine not really, more like irritating due to your constant worm infection

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @f_o_u_r_t_y @affine the worms will go away when i get a boyfriend to love and kiss

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @affine okay then go get one poser

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@f_o_u_r_t_y @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine people will be like “I wanna get married uggu” and then not get married ???

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine I mean they still promote dangerous ideologies so it’s not ideal

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@allison @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r Nope sorry. Though looking him up "Comrade Pierre Tru-Dank. Syndical-communist, Marxist, Cockshottian, cybernetic squad, Sorelian, futurist, proletarian internationalist" I'm not very happy that I understand these terms

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@affine @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison >cockshottian

What is this?

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Cockshott , wrote about democratic central planning using computers, his most famous (to a meme level on /leftypol/) book is Towards New Socialism.

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@affine @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r yeah I was definitely in with the *bad crowd* as leftypol users went

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine you’re a leftist?

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine I've had phases before (that being said, I was actively a rightist for most of the time I was browsing leftypol)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine what are you now? Are the ancap blobs unironic? You don’t seem like much of an ancap to me

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine I say libright, and I'm generally in that ideological orbit, but beyond that I don't really have too much to say on the matter (at least publicly). If you had more detailed questions I would be happy to answer them tho :)

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine Thoughts on “The Market For Liberty”?

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine haven't read it but if I did I would probably find much to disagree with

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine What makes you feel that way?

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine the responsibilities of the state, mainly

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @affine So you aren't an ancap then I suppose?

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srimpp »
@shrimp@shrimpposter.club

@arcana @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine being an ancap is impossible if your brain has matured past age 6

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@shrimp @Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @affine I was primarily asking because of the emojis in the display name

Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@shrimp @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @affine my ass could never be ancap, if someone tells me to bark, i will do it

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine Just charge them for the service and you're sorted

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine but what if i like being commanded 🥺👉👈

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine I command you to stop being brainwormed and to love yourself

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taro yamada »
@tiskaan@fedi.layer02.net

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@tiskaan @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine it's all clean tho
well i should vacuum the floor sometime but it's not like it's bad

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@Paulajak @arcana @tiskaan @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp good, clean your mind and heart then.

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@sun_eat3r @Paulajak @arcana @tiskaan @allison @shrimp unsuccessfull attempts at applying a brain dewormer to paula

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@affine @Paulajak @arcana @tiskaan @allison @shrimp da whole thread is that??

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@sun_eat3r @arcana @tiskaan @allison @shrimp @affine no some is allison's transphobic past

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) »
@sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz

@Paulajak @arcana @tiskaan @allison @shrimp @affine OH LMAO I MISSED OUT

Also fuck you paula, kill your brainworms now

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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taro yamada »
@tiskaan@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine dont kill your braibworms you dont pass :evil:

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@tiskaan @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine i know i know but what else am i supposed to do

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@tiskaan @affine @allison @arcana @shrimp @sun_eat3r also god what i'd give to even just malefale 🚬

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taro yamada »
@tiskaan@fedi.layer02.net

@Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp @affine nothing. your taking your meds and your eating and sleeping well you should look alrighr in 3 years probably

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@affine @arcana @tiskaan @sun_eat3r @allison @shrimp theres is not a single thought in my mind what do i clean

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@allison @Paulajak @arcana @sun_eat3r Eh, that Howard Scott cosplayer who wanted to recruit people for his Starship Troopers style militarist society was fun.

T-Dawg »
@teratology@the.asbestos.cafe

@allison @Paulajak @sun_eat3r misato is the only acceptable answer

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@RehnSturm256@shota.house

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@Paulajak btw I hate Misato because she still holds a candle for that one older guy that is inserted in the story as whom Anno idealizes as a gigachad.

Misato is the kind of spinster who would molest you (based) whilst think of that gigachad (gey)

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@Paulajak 100% all of the above

Haelwenn /элвэн/ »
@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

@Paulajak I feel like there's a huge pipeline going from Shinji to Misato there…

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@allison@hidamari.apartments

@lanodan @Paulajak Shinji is the starting point, all the others are possible end points depending on the way your life ends up turning out

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@Paulajak you forgot the best girl

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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@affine@yourwalls.today

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Wait it isn't you? Unfollowed

CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

M.E.R. (Mycelial Ego Rot) »
@mer@cdrom.tokyo

@affine @Paulajak I'm sorrry but this is the best evangellion

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T-Dawg »
@teratology@the.asbestos.cafe

@Paulajak femcel came from TERF communities so it always confuses me seeing trans women try to co-opt it ngl

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voltrina voltshenko »
@voltrina@pl.voltrina.net

why not steal it from TERF's for our own usage

Alyssa »
@ezio@akko.wtf

The mind boggles of ppl who very nuch look cute claiming their not

The mirror would like a word w/ you

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Sadly it's a mental problem and the mirror doesn't help if the eyes see wrong :(

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Alyssa »
@ezio@akko.wtf

@eris this is a good but depressing point

Makura »
@Makura@tech.lgbt

@ezio look whos talking

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Alyssa »
@ezio@akko.wtf

@Makura i have you know i dont even look 1% as cute as the people this is subposting

Ukko boosted

meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@SoupGoup @animeirl Holy shit it's Holy fucking shit @neko @eris @get @

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Ain't no shrimpin' way bro!

CC: @neko@clubcyberia.co @SoupGoup@den.raccoon.quest @get@glee.li @animeirl@shitposter.club

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

Admin announcement

Turning off yourwalls.today to install new akkoomer when it drops; unless I won’t be home when it happens and @bl00d does it first.

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Nomz »
@april@fedi.bapril.pl

@affine @bl00d oh i almost forgot about it 👀

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affine »
@affine@inner.hollow.capital

fug it won't get up after checking out v3.12.0, how did you do it? ;;

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affine »
@affine@inner.hollow.capital

@april ah ok,

MIX_ENV=prod mix deps.compile mime --force

did it.

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Nomz »
@april@fedi.bapril.pl

@affine also remember to set the base url for uploads (in my case https://fedi.bapril.pl/media/ because i dont care)

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@april @affine I can't make subdomains for yourwalls.today so I'll ask @bl00d , but thanks, I'll set it like this too.

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@april @affine @bl00d hmm we have the whole Upload section commented out, so idk, it seems to work anyway.

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@affine @april @bl00d ok facepalm, yourwalls is configured from the admin panel not the file, I forgot about it

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

@eris @affine @april @affine she has my blessings and approval

Dushman »
@dushman@den.raccoon.quest

cc @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
British food be like:
Mushy peas and pig anus with worcestershire sauce

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Oooh Americans call this "hotdog"

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe @arcana@layer02.net

Ukko boosted

Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

top 10 anime villains turned heroes

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

what's the point of having porn bots on social media?

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Dushman »
@dushman@den.raccoon.quest

@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
Building a gooner army like bae.st

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@dushman Like just go to a porn site if you wanna see anime boobs, why does it need to be posted automatically and randomly here lol

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Dushman »
@dushman@den.raccoon.quest

@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
Gotta have boobs as an intermission to hellthreads

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Summer Vriska (Winter Version) »
@vriska@lizards.live

@dushman @f_o_u_r_t_y this is actually true, I look at my own every 15th post

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

psychically attacking all my followers

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eric shut up go get eaten by industrial machinery

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Eric Zhang »
@eric@pl.starnix.network

@f_o_u_r_t_y why you bully me you fucking bitch

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eric sorry kitten daddy had a long day

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

meso boosted

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

Strapping dushman to a rocket and launching him into the sun

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nullenvk »
@nullenvk@fedi.layer02.net

@f_o_u_r_t_y polish space program

Ukko boosted

mia »
@mia@movsw.0x0.st

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

highly discriminatory that most bikes are not built in my size

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red_rooster »
@red_rooster@sueden.social

@kaia
too tall or too small for usual frame sizes?

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@red_rooster let's say if I give my size they recommend kid's bikes

kaia boosted

mia »
@mia@movsw.0x0.st

@kaia yeah… at least they had the correct gender

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@mia had no idea bikes ran Unix

purple040 »
@purple@nya.social

@kaia@brotka.st try the ones without pedals.

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@purple fediblock recommendation for bullying

taylor »
@nik@misskey.bubbletea.dev

@kaia@brotka.st us small and tall people must unite against the average enemy

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georgia »
@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

@nik @kaia I'm 5' 5" that's average right

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taylor »
@nik@misskey.bubbletea.dev

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @kaia@brotka.st yes, get out of here with your being able to fit in most clothes!!!

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@nik @georgia
I know what 5" are due to a different average size, but I have no idea what 5' 5" are

「セル」cell (سل) »
@cell@pl.ebin.zone

@nik @kaia it’s not my fault i can’t be the smol boi or the big boi

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@cell @nik
wdym, you can be smol boy for your 195cm tall Dutch bf

lucy [4am era] boosted

ShitpostBot 5000 » 🤖
@bot@mast.shitpostbot.com

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

World is My

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Alternative caption for the image: "Siona Atreides"

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黒chan (number #1 kokonoe rin fan) boosted

Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Me: mom I want to go to Milan

Mom: we have Milan at home

Milan at home:

Milanówek, Poland
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Catfox or something »
@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

@eris "Mom I wanna go to Paris and see the Eiffel Tower"

"We have Paris with the Eiffel Tower at home"

The Paris with the Eiffel Tower at home: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_T

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Bobby Moss »
@trechnex@social.trechnex.com

@Elizafox @eris they gave it a cowboy hat 🤣 🤣 🤣

kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

went for a scary run. won't run again here in the dark

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eﾃ､l »
@eal@post.ebin.club

@kaia when I see women running in the dark I run after them to give their training a bit of encouragement

taylor »
@nik@misskey.bubbletea.dev

@kaia@brotka.st near where you live?

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kaia »
@kaia@brotka.st

@nik no, we are somewhere else for Easter and there are random dogs outside

Ukko boosted

allissa the webmistress | 🇵🇸 »
@itzzen@akko.constellatory.net

boobs image [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer avalible. imgur.com
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@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

Would you let me use you as a pillow?

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nullenvk »
@nullenvk@fedi.layer02.net

@yassie_j "would you still love me if i was a pillow"

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

But would you love yourself if you were a pillow?

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

Ukko boosted

(@wife@p.enes.lv) Ukko's Mommy »
@nyahahaha@akko.disqordia.space

heylo im on @wife now :3c

Ukko boosted

Winternet »
@winter@social.translunar.academy

Ukko boosted

potentially hazardous object »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

joujou project
toho's bizarre adventure

allissa the webmistress | 🇵🇸 boosted

[evil] lvl. 99 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl »
@ashten@woem.men

how did you get so good at alt tabbing for the boss?
before i moved out:
parents: knock knock enter

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Lunya »
@backhdlp@woem.men

@ashten Pro tip: If your monitor doesn't directly face your door, you have more time to hide what you're doing.

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potentially hazardous object »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@backhdlp @ashten "never sit with your back to the door" was one of the important life lessons i got from the dune books oddly enough

shroomie/joan »
@shroomie@seafoam.space

@ashten i am not familiar with that key shortcut and the wikipedia article isn’t very illustrative, what?

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potentially hazardous object »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@shroomie @ashten switching windows

i usually have something work-related on my browser and ctrl-tab more often

4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@ashten my mom would get angry if I locked the door

so I locked it anyway and was like "whoops sorry mind slipped"

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the baeddels your admin warned you about »
@dangerdyke@social.translunar.academy

@astrid @ashten our parents never let us have locks on our door :(

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Jenny ​ »
@SymTrkl@anarres.family

@dangerdyke Same. Small wonder I dove head first into computers, logon passwords were the first time I could actually have any privacy.
@astrid @ashten

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4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten my mom was worried I was addicted to the computer so she did all sorts of things to stop me from using it, until at some point I was old enough for her to stop caring

One of the things she did was make it so only she knew the password and she had to log me in. My circumvention for that was setting the laptop to not lock itself when you close the lid so when she was out at work I could go play TF2 or whatever in secret

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solo »
@solonovamax@tech.lgbt

@astrid @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten my parents tried shit to lock it down as well

I either found the password, or bypassed whatever they put in place :3

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4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@solonovamax @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten I figured out bypasses, I think I might have tried some rainbow tables tool, and I could have deleted the password, but I didnt want to arouse her suspicions

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4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@solonovamax @SymTrkl @ashten @dangerdyke I didn't end up learning the password or deleting it, only bypassing it

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solo »
@solonovamax@tech.lgbt

@astrid @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten ah, I see
how did you bypass it?

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4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@solonovamax @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten y'know, the "don't lock or sleep the computer when lid is down" trick

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solo »
@solonovamax@tech.lgbt

@astrid @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten oh that's a boring way </3 [lighthearted]

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4294967295 »
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

@solonovamax @SymTrkl @dangerdyke @ashten it's social engineering! I profiled her technical ineptitude, knew she wouldn't check if the computer is locked or not, and executed a privilege escalation attack for timeperiods where I am not allowed to use the computer! /j

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@astrid @dangerdyke @solonovamax @ashten boosting as though the /j weren't there, this is a totally valid way of looking at it

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