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Ukko (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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:gondola_head: 🌿 
>is using cream instead of milk btw
That's the secret for anything involving milk tbh.
Making rice pudding desert ? use liquid heavy cream instead of milk.
Making chocolate cream desert ? Use liquid heavy cream combined with Xanthan gum instead of milk and cornstarch.
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oh we talking about stimulating minds? one sec.
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porn, but for sapiosexuals [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
big brained porno
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konsole moment
you thought javascript was for frontend programming?...
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nOOO it ISN'T...
evaling JS which is what people would do.)...
to add, this is not just config, but evaluation of rules
so maybe it's warranted
but why javascript
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literally no issues with json other than it not being fun to editYeah I mean JSON was the replacement for "hehe it's definitely safe to eval random code".
Yeah JS feels like a weird choice. Perhaps that's the only scripting language aside from shell that the author knew?
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because I deserve it
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so like, how does html stuff show up on mastodon, etc?
Does this just show up as black text?
Does this just stay still?
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@owlsong74 in wafrn yeah in other places it varies
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@owlsong74 @gabboman my guess is it would just get sanitized by the other websites according to their policies right?
@owlsong74 I did not know WAFRN supported scrolling text! How did you manage that one? Is there a cheat sheet for all the HTML that is supported in posts here @gabboman?
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@wakest @owlsong74 im on a camping no signal but in the code
postsservice
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'b', 'i', 'u', 'a', 's','del', 'span', 'br', 'p', 'h1', 'h2', 'h3', 'h4', 'h5', 'h6', 'pre', 'strong', 'em', 'ul', 'li', 'marquee', 'font', 'blockquote', 'code', 'hr', 'ol', 'q', 'small', 'sub', 'sup', 'table', 'tr', 'td', 'th', 'cite', 'colgroup', 'col', 'dl', 'dt', 'dd', 'caption', 'details', 'summary', 'mark', 'tbody', 'tfoot', 'thead'
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da po po be fast on yo ass
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@gabboman @owlsong74 @wakest aww, it doesn't support the scrollamount or behavior attributes
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boosted
that outlet doesnt work electricians please advise
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finger pointing at outlet next to open bruaker box, lots of loose wires, spray foam
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@usernameswift logged in just to up vote this
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@usernameswift Bring back the blink tag.
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@usernameswift Also amusing the marquee tag hasn't been stripped of it's functionality (also it can do the DVD bounce???):
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Reference/Elements/marquee
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<div class="floating floating-x">
<img class="floating-y" src="..." alt="...">
</div>
:root {
--floating-delay: 0s;
--floating-width: 8em;
--floating-height: 8em;
}.floating {
position: fixed;
z-index: 1000;
pointer-events: none;
}
.floating img {
width: var(--floating-width);
height: var(--floating-height);
}
.floating-x {
animation: floating-x 16s linear infinite alternate;
animation-delay: var(--floating-delay);
}
.floating-y {
animation: floating-y 9s linear infinite alternate;
animation-delay: var(--floating-delay);
}
@keyframes floating-x {
100% {
transform: translateX(calc(100vw - var(--floating-width)));
}
}
@keyframes floating-y {
100% {
transform: translateY(calc(100vh - var(--floating-height)));
}
}
Feel free to remove the variables and hardcode it. Change --floating-width & --floating-height to your needed sizes, --floating-delay starts the animation in a different location, useful for when you have multiple floating things on screen. Consider adding different delays for x & y to have it never hit the corner. Play with the 16s & 9s if you feel like the images are moving too fast or too slow. Maybe changing from linear to something else could be fun. You might want to use https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/@media/prefers-reduced-motion to disable them if this is going to be very public facing. I no longer remember from whom I stole this idea....
@eris @usernameswift This doesn't seem very web 1.0 vibes, ngl.
Someone added a “pray” emoji (🙏) to my work slack where one of the hands is a foot, and they called it “pra” so it gets used when people think it’s autocomplete for pray There are so many feet in my work chat now
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Ballmer
, strike this nigga with an RGB Keyboard 
No Unix derivative, or currently used OS for that matter, can ever be described as being "nothing but happiness", all of them are terribly designed and can't be anything better due to the circumstances we find ourselves in (we *must* support all ill-designed software/hardware if we want any such OS to be "useful").
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we are the same age, he has a promotion past me, but i know hes a fucking idiot.
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CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
the strongest bocchi (evil)
Most of metalcore is an abomination
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