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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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overslept again -w- guess I'm working from home today
hope everyone has a great rest of their day !!! don't forget that you're loved <3
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if the weather is good it's a good time to go trout fishing
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first time i ever captured lightning in photos and was actually rapidly pressing the shutter button on my phone
this was a loooooong time ago and didn't really know what i was doing in photography
#landscapephotography #photography
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lightning strike in the Grand Canyon taken from the South Rim
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スプリットショックウイルス †
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@kaia Source? Sure, that's one way it can be done, and that's apparently how it is done when you go to dm. Doesn't mean that it has to be done this way.
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Okay, this puts your claim into perspective. It's not as extreme ("without complying you cannot get a new passport or ID card") - there is an alternative.
Specifically: "Die Übermittlung des Lichtbilds an die Personalausweisbehörde von einem zertifizierten Lichtbildaufnahmegerät eines Dienstleisters, das unmittelbar an das Behördennetz einer Personalausweisbehörde angeschlossen ist."
This is the option I used to take my photo last time I had to get my ID in Bonn.
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@kaia Furthermore, a very important detail: The image is stored *encrypted* on AWS. It can - using current technical capabilities - only be accessed using the key, which along with the URL is stored in the QR code.
So all in all, given that there usually is an acceptable alternative (on-site photo booths) that avoids cloud uploads altogether, and that images are stored encrypted on AWS servers, I see no big reason for panic here.
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God made my body hair really thick to stop me from pulling all the buff ladies
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\>this maybe ?
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i hate this website
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@fiore try <plain></plain>
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what instances are in the bubble timeline for this instance exactly
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@sun@shitposter.world what happened
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i accepted .
and i id id not get hugs
:(
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tiny bit groggy from drinking last night but oh well :3
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@eris lemme get you on my tailnet
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@eris part of tailscale. Basically it's just wire guard on easy mode. I use it to access my jellyfin server remotely which is very convenient. I have a lot of shows, movies, and music on my jellyfin server
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@eris
>Well I believe you have my email address
What fucking kind of reply is that lol.
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too much stuff for my stomach
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@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz
Paula you need to evict the brainworms, stop browsing ttt and pol.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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also i was on my way to read some tttt smut
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gleeble glorp with their massive shlong
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also me, 15 years ago:
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if you seriously think there is any amount of credit to be given to the transfem nazi phase theory, unfollowing me is not enough, please die.
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inb4 
Winter translumar issued death threats against meeeee
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@vitalis where were the british authorities when the tarrasque was mercilessly lynched by a hate mob?
like literally dude had a killing-people weapon, the point of the UK overreach with "bladed weapons" is that it covers nearly any tool for any purpose
and it wasn't a person, but a rare beast of some sort
this *could* have been developed into a genuinely funny bit about conservation, wildlife regulation, overzealous enforcement, virtue signalling and everyday bureaucratic red tape, but...
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@apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises
@vitalis@dirtyknight.life there's legally no distinction between a butter knife and a longsword (both are bladed articles), and accordingly, I've used my longsword to butter toast before. I think it's important to highlight the innovation the CJA etc has promoted here
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can tofu go bad? I got a brick of firm tofu that’s 10 days past expiration date in the fridge, the vacuum sealed pouch has inflated
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@eris it looks fine, I’m asking because dairy never actually becomes dangerous, it just becomes a stinkier dairy product it’s not like tofu is meat or anything, it’s just bean water
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microsoft owned property btw
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Screenshot of Minecraft website. The screenshots have the "Activate Windows" watermark on them.
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The comparison of the initial version and the reuploaded version. The reuploaded version dealt with the watermark by smudging it. The watermark is now gone, but the effects of editing the image can be seen pretty easily.
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#curl is dropping support for OpenSSL 1.x soon
https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/08/28/dropping-old-openssl/
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Dr. ins0mniak M.D. 
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