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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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P-Patrick Bateman? 😨

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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    Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Oh that was a reference to the pizza being ready too soon

      CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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        TO: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

        lasgun + forcefield = explosion similar to an atomic and it happens starting from the gun not the forcefield.
        and forcefields stop fast moving objects such as bullets, so only weird self-propelled guns that become slow when pushed against a forcefield or smth like that can work (first movie had at least one example, not sure about second). but a slow sideways slice from a blade works fine.

        (actually that all kinda goes in the trash on arrakis, because the worms are attracted to forcefields and go berserk over it so you don't see ppl like fremen using them. and technically they do use maula pistols which are maybe coil guns, don't remember. but everyone is used to swords anyways)

        a lot of other shit like recording into a phonographic cylinder or the harkonnen guys in the map room chanting random shit is because the universe had a galaxy wide jihad quite some time ago against thinking machines (Butlerian Jihad) so they ended up having a ban on creating or using any machine that might think. So instead they just train some humans into being turbo-autists / human computers (mentats).
        "how are they doing X then?" it's either 1. dodging the definition of a computer by it being some "non-thinking" signal processor, 2. spice, or 3. somebody's breaking the law real badly. thus far it's or afaik

        why they destroyed that spice harvester? i think they didn't realise or they were going for a "all harvesters must be gone, no matter whose" thing

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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          How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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            wanna order some pizzas babe?

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              oh you read my bio

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up

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                  maija ir ukko kucēns

                  cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                    Why would meso be my wife

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                        fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                          Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                            it's not me either

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                              Pretty sure that's not meso

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                Alright, when?

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                  It's bubble wrap

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                    You'd want to see that wouldn't you, faggot

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                      I thought they were knitting (and it was the knitting needle click clack) but then I actually looked at the images

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                        guess he liked babel tower

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                          I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                            That's called Bulgarian, I think

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                              Me pressing the power button on my PC

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                keep sending winkies like that and i'll make the meso claim true

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                  OH GOD I WILL HAVE WET DREAMS TONIGHT

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                    NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES I MENANT NIGHTMARES

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                      bows are the best weapons as well as proven by tens of thousands of years of their continued usage

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                                                        @eris @chjara @scathach They’re extremely good yes, quite easy to make, multi purpose, reliable. Minimal. Great analogy!

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                          I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                            what are you guys feeding him

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                                                              @eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO tell him i said hi

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                  Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.

                                                                  World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏

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                                                                  @eris silly ukko, putin is a russian, not a pole.

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                                                                    @affine @eris not many know this but Putin is secretly a Serb

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                      and endless pits, stained with rust from the drill on their walls

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                                                                        @eris yummy yummy non non nom

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                          I'm good thank youuu. wwhat abiut uu :3

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                            I hope may pisses herself a little whenever she sees me. Because I surely do.

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                            Sacrifice the alcohol then

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                              Boing boing boing

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                                No I think a wall breaking did happen in Europe, like, it was quite a big event. I know the set-up you're trying to go for but it very much was a thing

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