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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

imagine if english people acted the same way about pies like italians do about pizza

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

penis

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[?]wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv why is it so small

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    [?]bl00d »
    @bl00d@yourwalls.today

    @wife @eris so medium?

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      i like my cock extra spicy

      CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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        [?]bl00d »
        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        @eris @wife we discussing size not taste

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          okay that's one medium chicken spicy any drink

          CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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            @wife@p.enes.lv

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            legendary cock

            CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              i love accidentally fatfingering the HIDE button on snac

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              [?]wife »
              @wife@p.enes.lv

              @eris@p.enes.lv how about you fatfinger me instead

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                [?]/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ »
                @daveedmee@app.wafrn.net

                cw: vent [SENSITIVE CONTENT]#vent

                a vent

                Alt...a vent

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                  [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                  @anna@popbob.wtf

                  chat why do i have a boner

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                  [?]Merc »
                  @Mercurial@lab.nyanide.com

                  @anna *stroking ur cock* idk babe you tell me uwu faggot

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    chat do we rock with low quality plagiarism or naw?

                    RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/2e04d570-e481-4d08-b21b-95bf826aaca7

                    CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

                    ukko sitting on a bed wearing a bad copy of ellie's outfit, there's also a small snorlax plushie named daye, tell daye how gorgeous he looks, he's a bit too conscious about his body weight

                    Alt...ukko sitting on a bed wearing a bad copy of ellie's outfit, there's also a small snorlax plushie named daye, tell daye how gorgeous he looks, he's a bit too conscious about his body weight

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                      [?]wife »
                      @wife@p.enes.lv

                      @eris@p.enes.lv @ellie@yearning.gay hell yeah daye looking good

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        daye laying it back, eepy style

                        CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

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                          [?]φ »
                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                          @eris @ellie identity theft moment

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            this post proved to me that nobody ever reads alt text

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Nepeta playing the hit game Love Exalt 8372

                              (Unedited image is art by purnya and shows Nepeta playing Seal World. telegram: https://t.me/purnya2/4066 birdsite: https://x.com/purnya2/status/1948886707925135610 )

                              Nepeta (a Homestuck troll) playing Love Exalt 8372 on Steam Deck and looking at the viewer.  Steam Deck display shows character Imp asking "Are you gay?"

                              Alt...Nepeta (a Homestuck troll) playing Love Exalt 8372 on Steam Deck and looking at the viewer. Steam Deck display shows character Imp asking "Are you gay?"

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                              [?]vivi »
                              @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

                              happy wednesday guys

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                              [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                              @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                              I never eat hotdogs cause that's kinda gay and they always set off my gag reflex

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              hi

                              If u can, pls kndly rspond quik

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                              [?]wife »
                              @wife@p.enes.lv

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              tank yu

                                [?]anathema »
                                @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                anyone have that one oomf who only hangs around you to drain your aura

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                I'm that oomf

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                                  [?]anathema »
                                  @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                  [?]anathema »
                                  @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                  @eris @wife can i say actually i hate drainers its all twitter users who talk like twitter users in real life

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    speak your truth to the world, brother !

                                    CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

                                      [?]:aquaCry: »
                                      @fif@femcel.online

                                      @amalthea yeah its you :hehe:

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                                        [?]wife »
                                        @wife@p.enes.lv

                                        fujoing out... >_<

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        CC @fiore@brain.worm.pink there's Kris

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                                          [?]φ »
                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                          @eris KRIS DELTARUNE ???

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            KRISTIANX DELTARUVINX

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                              [?]Meu »
                                              @squish@outerheaven.club

                                              @eris me but only if I'm the one who gets stabbed in the chest

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                why is my wife writing caveman au madoka magica yuri...

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                deltarun in fiore years

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Welcome to the Federated Mastodon Network!

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                "what if i claimed woof right meow"

                                                i don't know what my wife is saying but I love her

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                                                [?]wife »
                                                @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                @eris@p.enes.lv MEOW?!?!?!?

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  whatever you say dear

                                                  homura and madoka like blaze the cat and amy rose

                                                  Alt...homura and madoka like blaze the cat and amy rose

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Do people who do Kigu have sex with straight men?

                                                    (I'm a straight man)

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                                                    [?]wife »
                                                    @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv kegels? yeah but i dont have sex with you tho

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      WHAT

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                                                        [?]wife »
                                                        @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv i do kegels

                                                          [?]Maija lost it :latviaParrot: »
                                                          @ube@spergia.net

                                                          @eris yeah

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            prommy??

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                                                              [?]Maija lost it :latviaParrot: »
                                                              @ube@spergia.net

                                                              @eris i would. i really need kigu. so badly

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                the horsehair worm and the rabies in my brain fighting over whether i want to drown in water or whether i am afraid to even touch water

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                such a maycoded post

                                                                CC: @arcana@layer02.net @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz @meso@the.asbestos.cafe

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                                                                  [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                  @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                  @eris @vivi @psnacks its true stop eating ukko
                                                                  i remember you trying to force feed me burgers. acting like the quantity was normal. thats too much my love

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    I gave you two shitty cheeseburgers, and I wasn't forcing you to eat them, I was still being nice to you

                                                                    CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                      [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                      @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                      @eris @vivi @psnacks force wasnt meant to be taken literally
                                                                      two cheeseburgers is a lot ur supposed to eat one

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        I would've gladly eaten your second one if you didn't want it so much

                                                                        CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                          [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                          @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                          @eris @vivi @psnacks i do not have a good memory of this event ngl so ill shut up
                                                                          sorry we fell out kinda

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            i do not have a good memory of this event ngl
                                                                            me neither tbh

                                                                            CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                              [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                              @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                              @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris >The poor eat only one cheeseburger

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                                                                                [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris one is the correct serving size if ur still a little hungry get fries

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                                                                                  [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                  @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                  @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris I can't hear you over the sound of my two cheeseburgers and wad of cash

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                                                                                    [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                    @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                    @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i tried steak and shake a while ago and technically it was two (two halves of different burgers) and anyways it was okay but not that much better than amerikkkan mcd slop (ugh gross)

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                                                                                      [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                      @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                      @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Well I'm glad you're eating something at least

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                                                                                        [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                        @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                        @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i ate a gas station "chicken sandwich" yesterday and one plombir (one chicken tender in buns and the thinnest two pickle slices ive ever seen in my life). felt sickly full

                                                                                        we might get georgian later which is extremely filling. ill split it with my bf but im still unsure ill be able to have more than a few bites

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                                                                                          [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                          @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                          @nerthos @eris @psnacks @vivi then again khachapuri is my favorite food and most times ive eaten it i felt sick by definitely less than half and still finished it and regretted it for days :3

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                                                                                            [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                            @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                            @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Regret and full tummy is better than empty tummy and no regret

                                                                                              [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                              @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                              @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Realistically you have to work your way up to reasonable calories. The stomach atrophies easily and it takes a bit to readjust. if you keep eating okayish every day you'll stop feeling super full with barely anything.

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                                                                                                [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                                @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i dont want to get fat

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                                                                                                  [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                                  @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                                  @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris then don't, just calculate the calories to even out your daily expenditure and stay at the same weight.

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                                                                                                    [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                                    @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                                                    [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                                    @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                    @nerthos @eris @psnacks @vivi also i'll eat even less if i count calories, trust me. bad idea theres a reason i stopped

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                                                                                                      [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                                      @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                                      @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Don't know what to tell you then. Pick which misery you prefer.

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                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                        [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                                                                                        @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                        @eris @vivi @psnacks @nerthos uhhhhh
                                                                                                        maybe i can eat a little more just a bit
                                                                                                        if maybe you'll be friends with me again or anything more than this

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                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                          beauty is whatever looks like my wife

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                                                                                                            [?]wife »
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                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv @bl00d@yourwalls.today a great leader must remain true to their convictions in the face of challenges

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                                                                              phlegmboy

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                                                                                                              [?]wife »
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                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv your post was such a good snac 😋

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                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                the transformation process has been a success. soon we will clal everyone the sniler

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                                                                                                                :boar:

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                                                                                                                  [?]wife »
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                                                                                                                  yummy snacks

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                                                                                                                    [?]wife »
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                                                                                                                    @meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman

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                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                      Doggoyy 🥰🥰

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                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                        Girl named Building

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                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                        How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                                          [?]wife »
                                                                                                                          @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                          wanna order some pizzas babe?

                                                                                                                          CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                            fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

                                                                                                                            CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

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                                                                                                                              [?]wife »
                                                                                                                              @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                              maija ir ukko kucēns

                                                                                                                              cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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                                                                                                                                kidnapped by aliens

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