wife (@wife@p.enes.lv)

Do people who do Kigu have sex with straight men?

(I'm a straight man)

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wife » 2025-05-21
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv kegels? yeah but i dont have sex with you tho

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WHAT

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wife » 2025-05-21
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv i do kegels

Ube Maija » 2025-05-21
@ube@spergia.net

@eris yeah

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prommy??

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Ube Maija » 2025-05-21
@ube@spergia.net

@eris i would. i really need kigu. so badly

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the horsehair worm and the rabies in my brain fighting over whether i want to drown in water or whether i am afraid to even touch water

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

such a maycoded post

CC: @arcana@layer02.net @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz @meso@the.asbestos.cafe

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@eris @vivi @psnacks its true stop eating ukko
i remember you trying to force feed me burgers. acting like the quantity was normal. thats too much my love

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-05-14 / 2025-05-14
@eris@p.enes.lv

I gave you two shitty cheeseburgers, and I wasn't forcing you to eat them, I was still being nice to you

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@eris @vivi @psnacks force wasnt meant to be taken literally
two cheeseburgers is a lot ur supposed to eat one

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

I would've gladly eaten your second one if you didn't want it so much

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@eris @vivi @psnacks i do not have a good memory of this event ngl so ill shut up
sorry we fell out kinda

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

i do not have a good memory of this event ngl

me neither tbh

Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris >The poor eat only one cheeseburger

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris one is the correct serving size if ur still a little hungry get fries

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris I can't hear you over the sound of my two cheeseburgers and wad of cash

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

only two?

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@eris @vivi @maija @psnacks Put the third one in the stock market.

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

cheeseburger futures

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@eris @vivi @maija @psnacks $BURG

御園はくい » 2025-05-14
@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

@eris @nerthos @vivi @maija @psnacks cheeseburger default swaps

Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i tried steak and shake a while ago and technically it was two (two halves of different burgers) and anyways it was okay but not that much better than amerikkkan mcd slop (ugh gross)

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Well I'm glad you're eating something at least

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i ate a gas station "chicken sandwich" yesterday and one plombir (one chicken tender in buns and the thinnest two pickle slices ive ever seen in my life). felt sickly full

we might get georgian later which is extremely filling. ill split it with my bf but im still unsure ill be able to have more than a few bites

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @eris @psnacks @vivi then again khachapuri is my favorite food and most times ive eaten it i felt sick by definitely less than half and still finished it and regretted it for days :3

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Regret and full tummy is better than empty tummy and no regret

Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Realistically you have to work your way up to reasonable calories. The stomach atrophies easily and it takes a bit to readjust. if you keep eating okayish every day you'll stop feeling super full with barely anything.

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i dont want to get fat

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris then don't, just calculate the calories to even out your daily expenditure and stay at the same weight.

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris too hard

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Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@nerthos @eris @psnacks @vivi also i'll eat even less if i count calories, trust me. bad idea theres a reason i stopped

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Fair.

Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Don't know what to tell you then. Pick which misery you prefer.

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CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz @nerthos@shitposter.world

got so hard imagining thick may

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: » 2025-05-14
@nerthos@shitposter.world

@eris @maija @vivi @psnacks featured in elftummy, imagine

Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 » 2025-05-14
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz

@eris @vivi @psnacks @nerthos uhhhhh
maybe i can eat a little more just a bit
if maybe you'll be friends with me again or anything more than this

Fish of Rage » 2025-05-08
@sun@shitposter.world

beauty is your girl at any size though

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-05-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

beauty is whatever looks like my wife

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-05-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

My @wife@p.enes.lv said "AW HELL NAWWW" to the idea of me licking her armpits.
I'm single now if anyone want me

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twoja stara » 2025-05-08
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

@eris @wife Ukkoland in shambles after the declaration of unlicked armpits

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-05-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

Democratic People's Republic of Ukkoland has declared a state of emergency

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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wife » 2025-05-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @bl00d@yourwalls.today a great leader must remain true to their convictions in the face of challenges

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-05-01
@eris@p.enes.lv

phlegmboy

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did snac just eat my post or am i dumb

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try two ig

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I think the answer is I'm dumb

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wife » 2025-04-26
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv your post was such a good snac 😋

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the transformation process has been a success. soon we will clal everyone the sniler

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-04-18
@eris@p.enes.lv

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-04-18
@eris@p.enes.lv

HELL YEAH CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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wife » 2025-04-18
@wife@p.enes.lv

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GNUkko (Eris-libre) » 2025-04-18
@eris@p.enes.lv

😘 ❤️

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updated snac from 2.51 to 2.75 lol

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Hell yeahj

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I should change my snac so that it says "@Gronk what's the context" instead of just Context. I think that would be pretty stupid of a thing to do

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affine » 2025-04-17
@mold@yourwalls.today

@eris tfw snac2 has emoji reacts before gotosocial

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Oh I can't react with them and they don't appear in normal UI, I can only see them in notifications.

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Normal UI = timeline

CC: @mold@yourwalls.today

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wife » 2025-04-17
@wife@p.enes.lv

yummy snacks

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yummy mummy

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wife » 2024-04-10
@wife@p.enes.lv

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz fair fair

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wife » 2024-04-10
@wife@p.enes.lv

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman

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wife » 2024-04-09
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz 😭😭😭😭😭

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Doggoyy 🥰🥰

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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Girl named Building

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wife » 2024-04-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @Paulajak@boymoder.biz it makes my cum taste good

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How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

wife » 2024-04-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

wanna order some pizzas babe?

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wife » 2024-04-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

im your alt fr

CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

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CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

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wife » 2024-04-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

maija ir ukko kucēns

cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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wife » 2024-04-08
@wife@p.enes.lv

kidnapped by aliens

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Paulajak » 2024-04-07
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris you really should bend over maija you'd look mega sexy

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Paulajak » 2024-04-07
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris ill bend both of you over you sexy bitches

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trump » 2024-04-07
@trump@bae.st

@eris @wife @MercurialBlack bend over

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I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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trump » 2024-04-07
@trump@bae.st

@eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out

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This is too funny to me

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meso » 2024-04-07
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

So true

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trump » 2024-04-07
@trump@bae.st

i love kebab so fucking much bros so much

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wife » 2024-04-07
@wife@p.enes.lv

@trump@bae.st ME TOO

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Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.

World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏

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