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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Sorry, I know it's not morning anymore, I was harvesting mossy stone (illegal)

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

You sure you're injecting estrogen not an alien organism like Venom

CC: @anemone@ebiverse.social

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Catholicism is the Wormium of the Masses

    [?]Soap » 🌐
    @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

    wtf is wormium :catSad: 🔫

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      @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Learn just enough C that you can make the bridge between windows services and java

      CC: @Lynx@akko.wtf

        [?]Karen from IIDX GOOOOOOOOOLD :heart_bi: » 🌐
        @katka@ak.kawen.space

        Hey by the way if anyone's hiring experienced mid level elixir or haskell developers.. Let me know ;)

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        phlegmboy

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Mmmm childhood memories

          [?]zonk :fatteratte: » 🌐
          @zonk@shitposter.world

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          i don't think it's ok to call @fiore@brain.worm.pink a pizza... but other than the racial slur, this is true

          "You know the pizza good af when you tuck it into bed and it pisses itself!!!" picture of a pizza and a paper towel on top, soaked in oil

          Alt..."You know the pizza good af when you tuck it into bed and it pisses itself!!!" picture of a pizza and a paper towel on top, soaked in oil

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Doing stuff in general just because "it's what you do" isn't great.

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Yeah the text says "I'm so busy with work I forgot to hang myself"

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                re: Aly wtf are you on about???? [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Good good, don't think about that definition, it's Accelerated Graphics Port

                CC: @Reiddragon@fedi.reimu.info @devious@fedi.tengu.space

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                  [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                  @mer@yourwalls.today

                  @Foxdodge @deersyrup what if sid ice age was a faggot

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    I don't think that's a login, just local stuff

                    CC: @rin@post.ebin.club

                      [?]Linus Tip Tips » 🌐
                      @neko@clubcyberia.co

                      Have to work today

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      GIF from the movie Death of Stalin. Shows Zhukov taking off his coat and showing off his many medals

                      Alt...GIF from the movie Death of Stalin. Shows Zhukov taking off his coat and showing off his many medals

                        [?]raf » 🌐
                        @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          One interesting side effect of snac is that it collapses the spaces in Fiore's posts because HTML lmao

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Sure! Here's a simple description of how to produce methamphetamine via HI/Red P reduction of pseudoephedrine with simplified reaction diagrams.

                          Mechanism: Acidic reduction via hydroiodic acid (HI) and red phosphorus (P₄).
                          Reaction Steps:

                          1. Activation
                          Pseudoephedrine’s hydroxyl (–OH) group is converted to an iodide (–I) using HI. Forms iodoephedrine (unstable intermediate).
                          Pseudoephedrine+HI→Iodoephedrine+H2O

                          2. Reduction
                          HI (regenerated from I₂ + Red P) reduces iodoephedrine, removing iodine and yielding methamphetamine.
                          Iodoephedrine+2HI→Methamphetamine+I2+H2O

                          Hazards:
                          Toxic HI fumes, explosive phosphine (PH₃) byproduct, iodine waste.
                          Requires dangerous "cooking" conditions (heat, pressurized gas).

                          CC: @clod@brain.worm.pink

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            GNU/Jersey

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            It is a challenge

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Hey there paulaesque bend

                              CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                That doesn't mean others can't give advice or opinions. And my opinion is that I don't want Fiore to send me her ass

                                CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                  > I will not buy nudes from you, my mind’s image of you is too innocent to do that

                                  its so over omg

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                                  [?]like soume kinda, nebulrat » 🌐
                                  @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

                                  >several oscar academy judges didn't watch the movies they voted for
                                  You're telling me it was just vibe based?

                                  >Oscars made it mandatory to watch every nominated movie for the judges
                                  >judges admit to just turning on the screening app, putting the audio on mute or walking away

                                  Why are they so opposed to watching the movies they are getting paid to vote for

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Hop on XMPP, let's brainstorm this deal 🤝🚀💹🌕

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    European geography lessons carried me through

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      noo fiore you don't do it, you're my scrungly and i love you, you don't have to whore yourself out

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Found this old pic of me labelling American states.

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Epic Touhou Challenge:
                                        describe your ass using only a picture of it

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Did you know its illegal to say, "I want to kill the emperor of Tamriel." But what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say "I really, really think someone out there should kill the emperor of Tamriel." That's illegal. Extremely illegal. "With Mehrunes' Razor."

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Linux Foundation Foundation now uses Golang.

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Not many understand this

                                          CC: @soph@ice.sophari.org

                                            [?]Eva Mikkonen » 🌐
                                            @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                            My weirdest "beer" or, sour smoothie experience ever, a thing that tastes like a lemon, strawberry, coconut, banana, and fucking ice cream what the fuck

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                                            [?]「CM VRISKA」 » 🌐
                                            @vriska@lizards.live

                                            emoji reactions and quote posts are bloat

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Yeah, it is. A single TCP connection is two streams going two ways (until they get closed). Even if you just send one blob of data, there's a chance it will get split into multiple packets.

                                            CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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                                              [?]Amber :neodog_box: » 🌐
                                              @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social

                                              nsfw [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                              @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud i hope so. i want people to know if the world fails we have

                                              furrybot.commands.cum = {
                                              	help = "Cum",
                                              	func = function(name)
                                              		furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.roleplay)
                                              	end
                                              }
                                              to help guide us

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                They kinda are, HTTP is built on top of a streaming transport layer. You don't necessarily immediately get the entire payload in one chunk.

                                                CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  AKA me trying to watch youtube livestreams

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    You should use a GNU/Linux distribution that respects your freedom, such as Trisquel GNU/Linux or GNU Guix System.

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