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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

hey @eris@yourwalls.today, I don't have a stolen copypasta this time, I was just drinking and remembered about you and how i should've savoured every moment with you instead of just mixing you with soft drinks

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    ok I'll DM first

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      and paula and sunny and mari and and we can go to argentina to hunt capybaras together with wafumelon and drink grass

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        DMs

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          she ran away from my basement :(

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            you lack skill

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              i could fix her

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                now that's proper immersion

                  [?]SnoopJ » 🌐
                  @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

                  the most important part of history is when a mouse fell out of a light fixture and got added to the count of members present at a Technical Committee meeting (9 Nov 2016)

                  unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm

                  Screenshot of meeting notes for UTC Meeting 149. Text reads:

Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.

[149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture.

                  Alt...Screenshot of meeting notes for UTC Meeting 149. Text reads: Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented. [149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture.

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                    [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                    @kaia@brotka.st

                    @SnoopJ
                    they also included it next day :laughing_cirno:

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      And at the end:

                      Meeting adjourned at 2:33 pm.

                      Mouse still at large.

                      L2 meeting continued.

                      CC: @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        And the table has "Mouse representing: self"

                        CC: @kaia@brotka.st @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          let's go to brazil together

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            show me your home fiore

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                              [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: » 🌐
                              @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                              at 11:11 on the 11/11 i have signed to change my legal name to Juno Lillian and my gender to n/a

                              sweet

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                why is $HOME not expanded

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                                  [?]Open Culture (Official) » 🌐
                                  @openculture@toot.community

                                  Dozens of M.C. Escher Prints Have Been Digitized & Put Online by the Boston Public Library

                                  openculture.com/2025/11/dozens

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  come to brazil

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                                    [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
                                    @bagder@mastodon.social

                                    The oldest versions we still have: github.com/curl/httpget

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    the Curse of being ginger?

                                    CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                                      [?]Matt Boyd » 🌐
                                      @3psboyd@mastodon.social

                                      Geez, this language seems weird.

                                      PC Gamer screenshot. 

Rust doubles down on its 'controversial' meta changes by wiping everyone's crafting blueprints to 'bring back that sense of discovery', and it might become a regular thing

News

By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago

The latest update also adds mini-fridges and lets you use medical syringes on horses.

                                      Alt...PC Gamer screenshot. Rust doubles down on its 'controversial' meta changes by wiping everyone's crafting blueprints to 'bring back that sense of discovery', and it might become a regular thing News By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago The latest update also adds mini-fridges and lets you use medical syringes on horses.

                                      [?]N33R "Wehrpflichtentziehung durch Verstümmelung" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: » 🌐
                                      @N33R@fops.cloud

                                      entrace hidden by content warning [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

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                                      Saddam Hussein

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      ahh that thing, yeah..

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        HAVE YOU KIDS HEARD ABOUT JAVASCRIPT IT CAN DO EVERYTHING I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WRITE HTML IT JUST GENERATES IT ON THE CLIENT MACHINE THIS SHIT'S FUCKING AMAZING LET'S PUT FUCKING DOSBOX JS IN THE SIDEBAR RUNNING DOOM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND YOUR ATTENTION SPAN

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                                          [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                          @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                          @eris but you have to admit webassembly is like the stone tablet with all the commandments given to moses. middle schoolers can run linux on locked down devices and play Minecraft while not paying attention to their math lesson

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Ok actually I don't think I can say anything bad about attention span killing features after putting bouncing cats (imagine like the DVD logo screensaver but it's the spinning :marsey3d: emoji) on my (dead) pleroma instance

                                            CC: @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              as in it looks like a real PS/2 for the devices but like USB to the OS? Or is this some cursed USB-over-PS/2

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                hollow drive: silkcart

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  honestly, kirby being horny for korone feels like it should be the free space on the bingo card

                                                  CC: @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    yeah it was just a funny thing, i had it cached as pwa on one browser on p.enes.lv and when i opened it, it actually showed the snac timeline

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      that was a classic thing next to "pleroma is for nazis" - "husky is hitler tusky". i guess because they added support for such racist stuff as emoji reacts

                                                      CC: @verita84@poster.place

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        pleroma-fe worked half-assedly when i tested that for funsies

                                                        CC: @rose@snac.pinkro.se

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          yeah that's why it was funny to me, with HS*, it's enough to change hue to get contrast for eg a square grid of random colors, but if that gets blindly replaced with doing the same in Oklch, in ends up hurting my eyes when trying to see the boundaries

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            ^ Ukko rediscovering the heraldic rule of tincture

                                                            CC: @mold@yourwalls.today

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                                                              [?]月齢11.3のキャンドルマジック suomi cover » 🌐
                                                              @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                              @phnt C-p C-a "sudo " C-j

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                this, but i use C-m for newline

                                                                CC: @phnt@fluffytail.org

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  imma be real, the one on the left looks hotter than the one on the right, the knockoff devs should fix their goon ai prompts and maybe get some body type variety in there.

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    i wish i was an innocent man in the PtN universe

                                                                    CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                                                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                      @eris @Merc who doesnt want chief to beat them to death?

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        i asked ChatGPT "what does suiposting mean" hoping for an error caused by some of my firefox plugins and was rewarded by "Content failed to load" woohoo!!!

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          OKLch colorspace is really cool and everything until you color stuff in with random colors changing only the hue and suddenly there's no contrast between anything unlike with HSV so it seemingly looks like shit

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          ah ok if it's 12+ then yeah it might be a wild surprise, the way you talk about it i assumed it was like 16+ at least

                                                                          CC: @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            Wild, I guess if it's well written then it's worth it (and you just have to approach the entire game assuming 50 billion CWs for everything)

                                                                            CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              y-you were being serious? 😭

                                                                              CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                non-consensual interaction [SENSITIVE CONTENT]hi kim, how are you?

                                                                                CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  puts you on a leash but in the least sexy way possible, you only feel violated (not in a good way) and you want it to stop

                                                                                  CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                    [?]affine » 🌐
                                                                                    @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                    finally made a somewhat presentable 88x31 banner, feel free to add it and let me know if we can add yours!

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