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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous² PFP was dead Marsey
Previous³ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁴ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

HAVE YOU KIDS HEARD ABOUT JAVASCRIPT IT CAN DO EVERYTHING I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WRITE HTML IT JUST GENERATES IT ON THE CLIENT MACHINE THIS SHIT'S FUCKING AMAZING LET'S PUT FUCKING DOSBOX JS IN THE SIDEBAR RUNNING DOOM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND YOUR ATTENTION SPAN

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    [?]iShitFromMyPenis » 🌐
    @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

    @eris but you have to admit webassembly is like the stone tablet with all the commandments given to moses. middle schoolers can run linux on locked down devices and play Minecraft while not paying attention to their math lesson

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      [?]:ihavenomouth: » 🌐
      @Inginsub@clubcyberia.co

      @kirby @eris you could run templeos in webassembly until nroot killed the server

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Ok actually I don't think I can say anything bad about attention span killing features after putting bouncing cats (imagine like the DVD logo screensaver but it's the spinning :marsey3d: emoji) on my (dead) pleroma instance

        CC: @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

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