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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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@bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        twoja stara »
        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

            snac sized green »
            @green@snac.122.hu

            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                CC: @green@snac.122.hu

                  snac sized green »
                  @green@snac.122.hu

                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    But would you love yourself if you were a pillow?

                    CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

                      Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                      @winter@social.translunar.academy

                      :blob_meltsoblove: :neocat_melt_sob_heart_256: :neopossum_melt_sob_heart: :neofox_melt_sob_heart_256:

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                        Scumlord Eris, Acolyte of Anna »
                        @eris@akko.disqordia.space

                        @ukko penes lv? I love penes too

                          Scumlord Eris, Acolyte of Anna »
                          @eris@akko.disqordia.space

                          lewd [SENSITIVE CONTENT]me and who

                          Scumlord Eris, Acolyte of Anna »
                          @eris@akko.disqordia.space

                          People block me for having channer brainworms and that's valid but I've named my worms Steve and Fred and I love them and they're my friends

                          『VRISKA』 »
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                          mutuals repost this

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                          damn this bload up well your here www.yahoo

                          Scumlord Eris, Acolyte of Anna »
                          @eris@akko.disqordia.space

                          HELP lmaooo

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                          pizza terrorist reloaded »
                          @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                          @thenoid haha wow thanks me from another account

                            eris@p.enes.lv :verified-purple: »
                            @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

                            I will never leave disqordia, eris will have to beat me to the death with a shovel

                            Anyways when she does, go see me on @eris i am not migrating

                              eris@p.enes.lv :verified-purple: »
                              @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

                              Why is everybody migrating away from disqordia :marseyclueless:

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Ok but I am successfully federating to them so it's just not done in one place, also it serves webfinger itself

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                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                  I am ok with a fresh start btw if I am a voting member

                                  CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @affine@yourwalls.today

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                                    affine »
                                    @affine@yourwalls.today

                                    @eris @eris @apophis @arcana Anyone knows what happened to thenoid btw? I realize that was a gimmick account to sexually harass Eris, but he still seemed nice.

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

                                      Wait does this mean I am scientifically proven to be Eris?

                                      CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @eris@layer02.net

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                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        the layer02.net tags aren't blue
                                        lemme guess, snac doesn't do the layer02.net -> fedi.layer02.net translation somewhere

                                        CC: @affine@yourwalls.today @apophis@brain.worm.pink

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                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                          CC @wife @wife@p.enes.lv hey wife answer

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                                            The Meowbe/Godot

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                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Me: mom I want to go to Milan

                                            Mom: we have Milan at home

                                            Milan at home:

                                            Milanówek, Poland

                                            Alt...Milanówek, Poland

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                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            ohh i thought like change it with the first phone or change clothes for getting into bed

                                              The CEO of waifuism »
                                              @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              BRITISH DIALOGUE
                                              -- olrite
                                              - ye
                                              -- fancy a fag and a pint?
                                              - can't, missus wants me round her mums flat.. leaky boiler
                                              -- right
                                              - ye

                                              AS UNDERSTOOD BY AMERICANS:
                                              -- Are you ok?
                                              - Kanye West.
                                              -- Would you like to have a threesome with a homosexual and a midget?
                                              - Not today, my teacher wants me to circumambulate her mother's unsatisfactorily small breasts, I think she's on her period.
                                              - That's correct.
                                              - Kanye West.

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                                              :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                              In any Linux discussion, I always take the side of which answer will cause the most consternation in the replies

                                              I don’t care what a corelib is. I only care about chaoslib.

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                                              i think. she will get pregnant

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                                              LMFAOOOOOO yeah that's how snac works but sure i'll defed you XD

                                                Hazelnoot »
                                                @hazelnoot@enby.life

                                                boost to scare a Hetzner employee [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                A box wrapped in lesbian flag print and tied up with red ribbon.

                                                Alt...A box wrapped in lesbian flag print and tied up with red ribbon.

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