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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

I thought you're too dysphoric for that

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    We are so back ukkotters

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Not very so far, its database is the filesystem. I honestly think this is faster than my pleroma & akkoma was

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Oh that was me being a retard, i made some files 0640 owned by root while the daemon was a different user

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Alhamdulillah

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I think i saw porn and gore as sfw coming from you and ppl complaining about it

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Why do you mark your recipe screenshots as NSFW but not this

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                [?]vaartis comes from the earth » 🌐
                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                @r000t i should sign up to cohost

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  CC @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe wonder if shrine.moe is still blocking me

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    It doesn't make it seem complicated but some of them could go into the instructions i think

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      It's quite autistic but works well and nah i'm running it on Debian 🥀

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        I should disappear

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        You gobble them up then you gobble them out then you repeat, infinite nut glitch

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          LOW

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Well.. if you want to be...

                            CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @voltrina@pl.voltrina.net @sandy@tooters.org

                            Mousing over (mouse not visible) a button labelled MUTE, popup says "Block any activity from this user forever"

                            Alt...Mousing over (mouse not visible) a button labelled MUTE, popup says "Block any activity from this user forever"

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Complain to your admins who think I'm a bot

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Ah fuck I hope you manage to find ways to cope with it

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  lightly bonks your head

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Used to happen to me when I was ~20, the cause was lack of iron (IIRC) in blood so I ended up taking some supplements and making sure I don't eat like a starved Irish child. Wouldn't say my eating habits are great but they're slightly better and I am no longer seeing the hyperjump animation from star wars when i stand up so idk perhaps worth adding some spinach or blood to your diet

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                                      [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                                      @kaia@brotka.st

                                      cell must try this :aismug:

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                        [?]wife » 🌐
                                        @wife@p.enes.lv

                                        @bl00d@akko.disqordia.space @eris@p.enes.lv probably because i breathe out yellow air so that mixes with the blue mould to become green

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                                          [?]Kaia from your walls » 💔 🌐
                                          @bl00d@akko.disqordia.space

                                          people buy expensive blue cheese, but they don't know you can buy a regular one and leave it for some time and it becomes blue by itself

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          My @wife@p.enes.lv does this

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            More like the hell going on with your fonts

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              ukko reacted with 🥴

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]hungwy

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                                                  [?]Julia :v_bi: :therian: » 🌐
                                                  @julia@eepy.moe

                                                  @paula9@comp.lain.la oh. I'm sorry for your loss

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    me in america asking the americans why they don't simply drink the premium ethanol instead of buying expensive weed and crack cocane

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                    [?]meso » 💔 🌐
                                                    @meso@the.asbestos.cafe

                                                    @eris methanol is really good for racecars as well. drink methanol its really good

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Sadly enough my spirit tolerance isn't high enough for methanol yet but yeah its fragrance is otherworldy

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                                                        [?]meso » 💔 🌐
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                                                        @eris king i was joking do not drink methanol it's toxic and debilitating for everyone no matter your ethanol tolerance. even a little bit of it will at least destroy your optic nerves

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          Yeah I'm also joking, because smelling its fumes is enough to fuck up eyesight

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            No idea, I just saw an American complain about gas prices being "3.50 for a gallon of premium ethanol", in Latvia "premium ethanol" is middle-to-top-shelf with a beeper attached in the alcohol section

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              Yea idk doesn't add up for me, if I had enough corn to wast it on distilling my own ethanol I wouldn't need to buy it as well. Sadly I don't have it, I am a successfully dekulakified Latvian (I am alive) and also I am a citydweller so I have to buy ethanol. Actually now I am thinking it might actually be cheap enough to re-distill fuel ethanol lmfao actually have people tried that

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                                                                @perplestuff@fedi.furfag.biz

                                                                what they don't want you to know

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                And I can make a computer myself if I have a factory, what's the point

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  Lack of innovation, this is how Latvians invented denim jeans, why would it not be used for drinking as well??

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    I'm not Bulgarian I can't drink gas instead of ethanol

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Just found out that premium ethanol is only 3.50 dollars per gallon in USA. Bitch why would anyone be anti-American may the stars and stripes fly high forever. and that's fucking Premium. Neo-liberalism works!

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                                                                      [?]wife » 🌐
                                                                      @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv girlboss 🥰🥰

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        WAOT TAHT WAS A JOKE

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