[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Oh so when an undeveloped group of nerve cells is formed just to play Doom it's a scientific bteakthrough but I've been living that life for 27 years and nobody cares.

This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!

Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.

But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.

You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.

Then a keyboard.

Then a clamp.

You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.

Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.

The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.

You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.

Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.

Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.

You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.

When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollback procedure.

You pack away the clamp. You holster the console. You slide the keyboard into its sheath.

You leave behind only confusion.

No one knows if you were coding, gaming, or coordinating a drone strike.

You were writing poetry.

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A Steam Deck handheld gaming device mounted in a central clamp above a slim, compact keyboard with blue backlit keys and a built-in trackpad. The setup resembles a miniature laptop, with the Steam Deck’s screen blank and its controls visible on both sides. The keyboard base is dark gray and angled slightly upward against a plain white background.

wait im alone at home which means i can post voice of saying stupid shit

#Wisdom #Retweet #Follow

Has never once used a dating app award

suiseisekithreads become boring when they become about licensing ngl

reminder: the plural of blåhaj is not blåhajs, but rather blåhajar

Man of Tomorrow (2027) leaked dialogue now that Paramount owns DC:

"I am sorry, Lex! I never knew how much billionaires do for us. You own every food and service available to provide for people at reasonable prices and now I know that Boravia was defending itself from the Jahranpur scum.

(Stares directly at the audience) Tip your landlord."

trying t to keep my chill after seeing this is not an easy task . i m breathing deeply

RE: https://freesoftwareextremist.com/objects/c0c5c035-1655-4b4c-920f-4c162ab142e6

@pc98 if you ever see these cool screenshots and would like to try running those pc-98 games for yourself, as authentically as possible, a few tips:

• try subcutaneous first instead of intramuscular
• try a different carrier oil in case of a rash
• wait ~2 years before you add prog

#retrogaming

RE: https://social.cutie.team/notes/aj9mx57hwqed0023

the people who have skin in the game at risk of being hate crimed have provenance via their lived experience and some days i just feel like a tourist or god forbid a chaser for injecting myself into these activities. is it really surprising though that most of my technical and moral ability is on the fringes of the internet, and that fostering my altruism just happens to land on those who are marginalized in those fringes? idk.

i'm also a complete asshole and filter people who i find distasteful or annoying out for the greater good of my sanity so maybe my high horse sucks