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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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Make me admin in exchange for not having sex with me

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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    Hi twitch chat

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      [?]anathema 🇻🇦 » 🔓
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      @eris hahaha ukko does it again 🤣 brilliant simply brilliant . *looks you in the eyes warmly while clasping one of your hands in both of mine* how do you do it

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Thank you thank you it's an innate talent, I'm like the Joker if she was a clown

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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          The name's Love, Penes Love

          CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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            Doggoyy 🥰🥰

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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              No

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                She ain't laugh

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                Girl named Building

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                P-Patrick Bateman? 😨

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                  Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

                  CC: @teidesu@very.stupid.fish

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                    Oh that was a reference to the pizza being ready too soon

                    CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                      TO: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                      lasgun + forcefield = explosion similar to an atomic and it happens starting from the gun not the forcefield.
                      and forcefields stop fast moving objects such as bullets, so only weird self-propelled guns that become slow when pushed against a forcefield or smth like that can work (first movie had at least one example, not sure about second). but a slow sideways slice from a blade works fine.

                      (actually that all kinda goes in the trash on arrakis, because the worms are attracted to forcefields and go berserk over it so you don't see ppl like fremen using them. and technically they do use maula pistols which are maybe coil guns, don't remember. but everyone is used to swords anyways)

                      a lot of other shit like recording into a phonographic cylinder or the harkonnen guys in the map room chanting random shit is because the universe had a galaxy wide jihad quite some time ago against thinking machines (Butlerian Jihad) so they ended up having a ban on creating or using any machine that might think. So instead they just train some humans into being turbo-autists / human computers (mentats).
                      "how are they doing X then?" it's either 1. dodging the definition of a computer by it being some "non-thinking" signal processor, 2. spice, or 3. somebody's breaking the law real badly. thus far it's or afaik

                      why they destroyed that spice harvester? i think they didn't realise or they were going for a "all harvesters must be gone, no matter whose" thing

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                          [?]wife » 🌐
                          @wife@p.enes.lv

                          wanna order some pizzas babe?

                          CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                            oh you read my bio

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up

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                                [?]wife » 🌐
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                                maija ir ukko kucēns

                                cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                  Why would meso be my wife

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                    I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl

                                    CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                      fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"

                                        CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                          it's not me either

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                            Pretty sure that's not meso

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                              Alright, when?

                                              CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                It's bubble wrap

                                                CC: @miaapancake@eepy.moe

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                  You'd want to see that wouldn't you, faggot

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                    I thought they were knitting (and it was the knitting needle click clack) but then I actually looked at the images

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                      guess he liked babel tower

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                        I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                          That's called Bulgarian, I think

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                            Me pressing the power button on my PC

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