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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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Call me a Maiar system the way the me within the mirror tells the me without that i shall not pass

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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hm

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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Shit's broken

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    You're missing

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      [?]anathema 🇻🇦 » 🔓
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      @eris all of human society has been engineered to create the most generic pop song possible to entertain an alien traveling from one end of the universe to another

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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        FUCK IMAGINE

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Saxophone is not an instrument that's played in symphonic orchestras, clarinets would be the most similar I think

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            [?]UsernameSwift :determination: » 💔 🌐
            @usernameswift@pleromer.net

            Wikipedia, terrorism [SENSITIVE CONTENT]English Wikipedia: "nyaa~"
            French Wikipedia: "On this date in 2015, a series of Islamic State suicide attacks took place in Paris."

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            How charred is your toast that it has noticeably less carbs than bread

            CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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              That's not how you were supposed to read the n-word

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              It ain't crop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

              CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Please send prayers, having eating urges

                Trad niggas at the TL post w the Dear Diary vibes agressive af. "Please send prayers, having masturbation urges" nigga what?!

                Alt...Trad niggas at the TL post w the Dear Diary vibes agressive af. "Please send prayers, having masturbation urges" nigga what?!

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                [?]kim » 🔓
                @kim@linfan.moe

                @eris the amount of crying laughing emojis reminds me of this

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  GROOMER ALERT (may reference?)

                  CC: @meso@netzsphaere.xyz

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Well that was the only thing I could think of

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      More inflation because it's two trillion not just one trillion

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                          Because you've been getting drunk every evening

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            I don't drink often anymore so I can immediately get wasted from anything, much more fun that way

                            CC: @trump@bae.st

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  you chugged down a bottle of vodka alone, that isn't fine

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                    what are the genetic requirements?

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      why are you turning yourself back into an alcoholic :(

                                      do i have to come over and beat some sense into you?

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        That isn't any better, dear :(

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          "i'm not an alcoholic anymore" people drinking a bottle of vodka in 4 days

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            LMFAOOO WHADDAHELL

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Tonight the role of wife will be played by may

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Oh I am not fucking may, don't worry guys, my wife is just eating some random cough pills her friends gave her and is complaining about how she will die if she keeps sitting at the table

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                                                @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                April Fools innit?

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                  Bomzis-coded, sitting in esplanāde, staring at the unfinished golden roofs of the cathedral

                                                  CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                    It probably actually converts any image you copy into a bitmap and for gifs it's the first frame

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                        You wouldn't download a body

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          May brainwashed you good, Ms. Paula "I HATE DOGS" Kitty

                                                          CC: @trump@bae.st @degen@m.ating.press @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                            That's actually your web browser or operating system if it happened bcs of a drag-n-drop or copy-paste

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                Do you think Frank Herbert went to Turkey and got absolutely wasted before or after naming dune (Ar)Rakis ?

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                                                                [?]myrmepropagandist » 🌐
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                                                                This little snake will never know how happy it made me or how precious they are. Eat lots of snails little one!

                                                                Closer view of the snake in the lush moss of the wall over the long lost brook.

                                                                Alt...Closer view of the snake in the lush moss of the wall over the long lost brook.

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                долбоеб
                                                                @trump@bae.st референс

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  I'm a

                                                                  slaaaaave
                                                                  for you

                                                                  I won't deny it
                                                                  I'm not tryna hide it

                                                                  CC: @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                    Did you know the word "slave" is derived from the slavic word for slav.

                                                                    CC: @trump@bae.st @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Also, "ciao" because that originally was a polite greeting like "anything you want"

                                                                      CC: @trump@bae.st @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        Anyways, I'm Balto-Slavic, specifically East Baltic, specifically Latvian, specifically a historically important subtype of Latvian named Latgalian so uhhhh no

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                                            Idk i was going for a different vibe then

                                                                            CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe @affine@yourwalls.today

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