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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

okey

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    only when you're not being baited

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      it's called bait

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        [?]apophis » 🌐
        @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

        @realpetrateal instructions unclear, am now working out how to get tax breaks for publishing scriptural exegesis in support of the "STOP! Masturbation NOW!" biblical gooning movement

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          go sleep, dream of yuri

          CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I HATE the fact that you don't live in my head and I have to go online and you have to be posting UGH

            CC: @jamnie@boysmell.church

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              you just see your friend pop online and send them that sticker

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                You know exactly when

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Why would @mold@yourwalls.today say this

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    WHAT THE FUCK BRO

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        nailed on the floor

                        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                          iki.

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            再见

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              And then think it again and laugh even more

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Do you need help?

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  No like when you cum and your legs start spasming out

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    nono i had a kneejerk reaction, like my knees jerked (because i came)

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Hey @amalthea@pl.noob.quest do you still think Blood Bitch fits my vibe

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        If I ever see you I will conquer you I mean what

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          When some of the project members considered a 32% performance regression “pretty near” the original performance
                                          Damn that sounds bad, lemme click on the link
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                                          Oh they had 1146% regression before...
                                          well, ok, it is "pretty near" by that scale. Not near enough, but pretty near

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            my kneejerk reaction to that (i came)

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            amoung

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Guys I think it would be really funny if we all bought gold call options and actually exercised them.

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              This one is nanoseconds, 64 bit, and it's reported from the kernel. See the third comment in the linked post.

                                              CC: @mhjohnson@noauthority.social

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                pins you against the wall
                                                Hey there young man! I hear you're going through some shit, and you're lonely and have violent tendencies.

                                                What do you think about getting a gun and doing a quick job for a little cash?

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  My favourite roguelike is Minecraft hardcore mode

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  [miku saying "zip bomb"]

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Umm guys I just found out Rogue might be problematic??? They used AI Design to make their game....

                                                    Start screen of Rogue for IBM PC (1985): ROGUE: The Adventure Game. The game of Rogue was designed by: Michael Toy and Glenn Wichman. Various implementations by: Ken Arnold, Jon Lane and Michael Toy. Adapted for the IBM PC by: A.I. Design. (C)Copyright 1985 Epyx Incorporated All Rights Reserved Rogue's Name?

                                                    Alt...Start screen of Rogue for IBM PC (1985): ROGUE: The Adventure Game. The game of Rogue was designed by: Michael Toy and Glenn Wichman. Various implementations by: Ken Arnold, Jon Lane and Michael Toy. Adapted for the IBM PC by: A.I. Design. (C)Copyright 1985 Epyx Incorporated All Rights Reserved Rogue's Name?

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      This but it's pleroma-tan

                                                      Someone saying to Teto: "Go fuck yourself Teto" Teto replies "ok", panel of two tetos in a bed, both having an after-sex cigarette

                                                      Alt...Someone saying to Teto: "Go fuck yourself Teto" Teto replies "ok", panel of two tetos in a bed, both having an after-sex cigarette

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Was it Finnish with a ton of cases that would all just be locative in indo-european languages

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Yeah, 6 locatives, fun

                                                        CC: @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          This is an Official Notice. The owners of Mastodon.com have stated that they are going to use your data and DISTRIBUTE IT ("fed"erate it) across multiple websites that THEY DO NOT CONTROL. You can only prevent this if you copy and paste (NOT RESHARE) this ENTIRE message:

                                                          "I do not give Mastodon.com consent to use and distribute my owned text and image messages. Doing so violates my rights under Section 512. of the Copyright Act of 1976, and ALL LEGAL REMEDIES will be taken if violated."

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          боже мой

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            мой is my (I think)
                                                            correct

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              Yippeeee!!

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                enable hug mode

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                                                                  [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It’s just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i’ll now post this from all of them

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  Please? Nothing sexual

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink enable mom mode

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      How it feels to make a joke sometimes.

                                                                      mad guy hitting laptop screen. dwayne rock johnson says in response "Take it easy Lutheran, they're just Catholic memes"

                                                                      Alt...mad guy hitting laptop screen. dwayne rock johnson says in response "Take it easy Lutheran, they're just Catholic memes"

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