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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

beauty is whatever looks like my wife

    [?]:VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: » 🌐
    @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    there aren't, that's why it died as soon as someone tried to use it

    CC: @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

      [?]SuperDicq » 🌐
      @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo

      Obligatory

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Thanks Plan 9

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        [?]mothball蛾玉 (*Latest Fad) » 🌐
        @moth_ball@shitposter.world

        @jonossaseuraava @vaartis @coolboymew @lebronjames75 Taistelevat Metsot (Fighting Metsos) is close to being the Mona Lisa of Finnish paintings

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Taistelevat Matzot

          CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club @coolboymew@shitposter.world @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

          The painting of the fighting woodgrouses but edited matzo bread over them, the woodgrouse hen observing has a matzo ball soup edited over it

          Alt...The painting of the fighting woodgrouses but edited matzo bread over them, the woodgrouse hen observing has a matzo ball soup edited over it

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            ohhh ok new chaser terminology acquired

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              nice girlcock

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                [?]GNU/翠星石 » 🌐
                @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

                @lucy @eris Should have used GCC.

                  [?]zonk :fatteratte: » 🌐
                  @zonk@shitposter.world

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  You break into the CTO's office obviously

                  CC: @arcana@layer02.net @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    No I meant an actual stack overflow, not the website

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Sounds like a real vintage reddit atheist

                      CC: @max@duke.social

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Yeah I was half joking (hoped the "toil in the mines" made it obvious). C is simple enough that a committed beginner could do it, but I agree with you in https://social.vlhl.dev/objects/d178410f-e868-499c-830c-1dbb68fbd97c that something like lua/python/java are better choices.

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          They should toil in the C mines first

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            it's always stack overflow

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              What are you doing raw metal without FPU support or something

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                at least they gave you a content warning

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  gn

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    wow you have kaia plushie

                                    CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Democratic People's Republic of Ukkoland has declared a state of emergency

                                      CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        My @wife@p.enes.lv said "AW HELL NAWWW" to the idea of me licking her armpits.
                                        I'm single now if anyone want me

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                                          [?][lizzy] Chairwoman Miao :mao: :neocat: مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: :fangs2: » 🌐
                                          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                          yall talking to UpCloud like it's your therapist lmao

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          a point, a segment, a ray all would still exist in 1 dimensional spaces

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            okey

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              only when you're not being baited

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                it's called bait

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                                                  [?]apophis » 🌐
                                                  @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                  @realpetrateal instructions unclear, am now working out how to get tax breaks for publishing scriptural exegesis in support of the "STOP! Masturbation NOW!" biblical gooning movement

                                                    [?]Don Sabro Mastodon » 🌐
                                                    @sabrococo@mastodon.social

                                                    Tenía que venir al PC a hacer esto.

                                                    El meme de Asuka en el que le desea por teléfono a Carles Puigdemont un feliç dijous y Puigdemont le contesta que feliç dijous, pero he modificado jueves por Mastodon.

                                                    Alt...El meme de Asuka en el que le desea por teléfono a Carles Puigdemont un feliç dijous y Puigdemont le contesta que feliç dijous, pero he modificado jueves por Mastodon.

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    go sleep, dream of yuri

                                                    CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      I HATE the fact that you don't live in my head and I have to go online and you have to be posting UGH

                                                      CC: @jamnie@boysmell.church

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        you just see your friend pop online and send them that sticker

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          You know exactly when

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            Why would @mold@yourwalls.today say this

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              WHAT THE FUCK BRO

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                nailed on the floor

                                                                CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  iki.

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    再见

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      And then think it again and laugh even more

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        Do you need help?

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          No like when you cum and your legs start spasming out

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            nono i had a kneejerk reaction, like my knees jerked (because i came)

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              Hey @amalthea@pl.noob.quest do you still think Blood Bitch fits my vibe

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                                                                                [?]fedorahead » 🌐
                                                                                @fedorahead@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                being a trans catboy is almost exactly like being a trans guy who can't transition at the moment;
                                                                                i can really only be seen as what i am in very specific places on the internet, and then the mirror tells me i'm a fraud
                                                                                the difference is, if i go out with cat prosthetics on display people think it's cute and if i went out with guy prosthetics on display i might get the cops called on me


                                                                                #yes-fuzzy-ears-count-as-a-prosthetic #this-was-going-to-be-about-how-no-matter-which-i-transitioned-to-i'm-not-getting-bottom-sugery #but-i-changed-my-mind-because-i-couldn't-word-that-in-a-way-that-wasn't-incredibly-awkward-for-everyone-involved #and-i-don't-want-to-talk-about-what-a-catboy-would-have-down-there

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