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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
@lizzie@brain.worm.pink

@winter the one morning i feel a little positive..

thanks a lot emma :(

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    German Democratic People's Republic

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      what about this

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        [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
        @kaia@brotka.st

        @eris boys reading Wikipedia article Famous Last Stands and tearing up a little

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          [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
          @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

          @kaia girls having this as their sole dakimakura

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            "oh he is just great at networking that's why he's vice-COO"

            CC: @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world

              [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

              I'm not e-begging! I'm looking for a job!
              If you work at a company who needs any dev preferably embedded(i have some experience with RTOS development and vulkan SC) or gamedev (godot/ue/unity), or general graphics (especially vulkan) programmer: I've been trying to get a job for half a year. Thousands of job applications and only a handful of interviews. I do know my way around backend webdev, particularly in golang.
              applying to HR is pointless, if you could just *talk* to either your boss or HR directly to schedule a job interview so i could bypass them and just prove my skills otherwise it'd mean the world to me.

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              [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
              @bagder@mastodon.social

              Allow us to block Copilot-generated issues (and PRs) from our own repositories on

              github.com/orgs/community/disc

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                If your website actually has a bot scraper problem you probably already have a rule that heavily rate limits non-browser UAs. Whether sites that use Anubis actually do that is another question.

                CC: @mint@ryona.agency

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I gotta theme the collapsible sections in snac to be larger holy shit i keep liking CWed posts

                  [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                  > Important Notice: Starting April 1st, 2025, OSx/macOS builds will no longer be supported due to the end-of-life (EOL) of VMWare support for macOS infrastructure.

                  VMWare just doesn't care huh

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  yourselves*

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Take into account that there were almost 4 centuries between the Islamic conquests of the Holy Land and the Crusades. While I can see how Reconquista can be considered a continuation of a defensive war, I fail to see how French, English, and Germans attacking Seljuks or Fatimids is in any way a defensive war against the Rashidun caliphate (which no longer exists). And that is just the first crusades, I'd love to hear how the Rape of Constantinople or the Northern Crusades were defensive.

                    CC: @a@layer02.net @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

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                      [?]Eva Mikkonen » 🌐
                      @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                      Hameru spotted in the wild :3

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      My first adventure game must've been syberia
                      ^ Undesirable ethnicities in the soviet union

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        fake knews

                        CC: @mold@yourwalls.today

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          penis worm

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                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                            @eris @raf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida penis worms are another thing actually

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              oh god lmfao (you lost a space between Priapulida and penis)

                              CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                [?]bl00d » 🌐
                                @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                waaaaa

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                                  [?]affine » 🌐
                                  @mold@yourwalls.today

                                  @eris @bl00d profile pic checks out

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    niri
                                    that looks nice

                                    CC: @dxm@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      SHUT UP ABOUT COMPLAINING I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DISLIKE LET ME TELL PEOPLE WHAT I LIKE TO USE THIS IS FREE SOFTWARE LEAVE THAT SHITTY KIND OF DISCOURSE TO WALLED GARDENS

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                                        [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                        https://xiv.quest/

                                        read ff14 like a book

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        just double jump away duhh /s

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          im ok im ok. bean chilling so to say

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            jumping only run /s

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              hiiii hiiii hiiiiiiiiiii :3333333

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                lizzzziiieeeeeee :DDDDDD

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  with blockless i meant perfect parry, sorry, i have dark souls brainrot where they're different things

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    OK, now do it blockless (I'm kidding it's very impressive)

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Many malicious crawlers pretend to be a mainstream web browser, and all the mainstream web browsers say they're Mozilla/5.0 (because historical reasons, see https://webaim.org/blog/user-agent-string-history/ ). There are servers out there that will block you if you use a non-web-browser User-Agent, I once got IP blocked (temporary, I hope, I have a dynamic IP) for using wget recursively on a website of some 20 articles after hitting the second article. After getting a new IP & changing the User-Agent to my browser's one, it worked fine without any hiccups.

                                                      Basically, it's easier to detect & block crawlers with a non-Mozilla user agent without having to resort to Anubis (automatic heavy rate limiting, auto-blocking known offenders, etc).

                                                      CC: @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                        [?]rose » 🌐
                                                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                        what did it mean by this...

                                                        erlang tutorial, the tutorial shows a code snippet that runs tut:double(10) and returns 20, in my terminal i have tut:double(20) and instead of returning 40 it just says "calculate it yourself dumbass"

                                                        Alt...erlang tutorial, the tutorial shows a code snippet that runs tut:double(10) and returns 20, in my terminal i have tut:double(20) and instead of returning 40 it just says "calculate it yourself dumbass"

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/08d7f052-fe80-4a2a-9c8f-67052b1f32ce

                                                        Is platonic shower sharing the next step in the capitalist interpretation of communal apartments?

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        No I'm just a crab in a bucket.

                                                        CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          hell yeha sister ,, tell him the truth

                                                          CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            it's because it's approximately four "white keys" on a piano.

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                                                              [?]Dushman » 🌐
                                                              @dushman@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                              [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
                                                              @bagder@mastodon.social

                                                              The user survey 2025 is up. Please donate a few minutes of your time and tell us about your view and use of curl.

                                                              daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/05/19

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                By your estimate, how many installations would you say curl and libcurl run in?
                                                                All mobile phone apps, cars, TVs, printers, games, devices etc. All of them counted together. Give us your estimated number/guess!
                                                                Am I supposed to guess how many curl installations I have "in my possession" or like total amount in the world?

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                yee i did bcs i couldn't see what you replied to.

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  wafrncation

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    if you say so

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