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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

I interpreted it as like giant corporations controlling everything. Trade Federation really sounded more like, idk, Amazon. But this interpretation is probably just a language barrier.

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    [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
    @eris@yourwalls.today

    @eris @thenoid imagine Amazon helping cause blockades to marginalized areas haha and controlling the political landscape using its supplies as leverage haha that would never happen

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Haha that would be crazy, good thing Star Wars were never meant to be about real life politics

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Oh no tisanae followed me, now I have to be careful to post only good stuff or I'll be banned from the farms in amytown

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        [?]apophis » 🌐
        @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

        @eris @eris
        > thread about pedantry
        > someone mentions "immaculate conception" in a context that implies the virgin birth

        actually not gonna take the bait, it's too strong and i need to lie down :akko_badday:

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Bad post, instead try something like "Damn yeah I agree, but do you think the Confederation of Independent Systems would be any better? Republic might be mired in bureaucracy and unable to do shit, but CIS didn't even try, the only thing holding them together was the war. Or do you think Dooku was working towards a centralised authoritarian Empire all the time?"

          That way you can get a lecture on how Dooku thought he was gonna be Palpatine's apprentice all until the very end when Anakin killed him and boom now you have a tearjerking story to tell the nerds at your next book club meeting.

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            @eris@yourwalls.today doesn't count

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              god forbid a woman has a hobby

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                [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                @fiore what are they talking about?

                RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/75f06886-32f4-4c65-b867-137c16dad70e

                Alt...takes_notes and noted nodding back and forth and writing

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I really don't think it is but sure. (If you're a woman and want to use "Ukko" tho I'm not stopping you.)

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Excuse me ma'am, Star Wars discussion is happening in a different thread

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      :taking_notes:

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Pretty sure a silent majority of Jedi actually support slavery, because that way it's easier for them to acquire new pupils

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Oh yeah, the entire "bring the force to balance" shit is so funny. Like excuse me Master don't you think there's a massive imbalance for the light side??? Are you sure a balancing is what you want? Also the Force balances itself all the time so having a morbillion light-side Jedi just makes sure that the 3 dark side users that exist out there are probably OP as fuck. Kreia was right

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Yeah, it's possible, Sidious would have the knowledge, he did say Plagueis taught the apprentice everything and S would've waited to kill P if there was something he hadn't been taught yet.

                            I personally hate the theory that the force created Anakin on its own as a response to dark side. But I can definitely see Anakin being a successful experiment outcome (or "side effect") by one of them (Plagueis or Sidious) that they forgot about. And if we extend this further, I can't imagine Palpatine ever having sex, so perhaps Rey is also a descendant from a similar experiment? That they tried to wipe out after realising how overpowered such experiments can end up being.

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Prego mia reine ❤️

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                forcefemming badfediposts

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Yes, @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com is a black bisexual woman

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Ok but to be honest, when I was a kid I learnt Star Wars lore from how Star Wars LEGO sets looked like & what the figurines/sets were named. At some point I thought Anakin & Luke are the same person and the guy just changed names like Obi-Wan & Ben. Anyways, by the time I got to the movies (started with prequels) I accepted that they're probably different people but I was still pretty sure that Vader is Anakin's secret father and it's gonna be a big reveal at some point. Shit like seeing Anakin getting his hand replaced with a robotic one in Episode 2 had me like "oh damn he's becoming just like his father".

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      So when I saw the same thing happen to Luke in ep5 it didn't hit as hard. But you bet your ass I was going wild seeing Luke force choke that pig guard using his prosthetic arm

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        wdyt

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Have not watched that one yet

                                          CC: @arcana@layer02.net

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            What do you have in mind

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Do you think that Plageuis accidentally created him? Since he had the power to create life out of nothing.

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                No Ukko, you're an idiot and should learn from mommy Eris

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  JK Eris would never say that to Ukko

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                                                    [?]arcana » 💔 🌐
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                                                    @eris @eris JK Eris

                                                    Any relation to Rowling?

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      WHAT! I thought Darth Vader is Skywalker's dad?!

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Be a good girl and do them for me... On this nice fioreday

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          Because Plagueis, Sidious (Palpatine), Maul, Tyrannus (Dooku) were actually using the Force to hide their activities and hiding in plain sight. Anakin was just raging with uncontrolled emotions. I'm pretty sure Yoda mentions smth about being unable to see much stuff bcs of the Dark Side in the Prequels (or maybe the Clone Wars?)

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                                                            [?]𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻 » 🌐
                                                            @Fullmetal2255@shitposter.world

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            dumb [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Jim Nasiom

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              do squats

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                whatever you say dear

                                                                homura and madoka like blaze the cat and amy rose

                                                                Alt...homura and madoka like blaze the cat and amy rose

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  pol, twitch [SENSITIVE CONTENT]I agree with your emotions but disagree with them being the problem. Do consider that upper class are the people that don't really have to do anything to earn money, their money makes money. Are these twitch streamers streaming as a fun pastime or are they streaming as a way to make money? Bite at the real upper class not the "upper middle class".

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    "what if i claimed woof right meow"

                                                                    i don't know what my wife is saying but I love her

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    I'm not sure that's true or healthy, but he's free to do that if he wants to

                                                                    CC: @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Welcome to the Federated Mastodon Network!

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Ğ doesn't have a sound, in some accents it might be like غ but otherwise it mostly just lengthens the previous vowel or turns into a non-descript semivowel depending on the vowels near it (something like و ي would fit here i guess)

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                                                                        [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                        back in my day happy meals contained toy that shoots abstract piece of plastic
                                                                        kids now get happy meals with GENDER and PROUNOUNS. no more abstract pieces of plastic... because of WOKE!!! theyre robbing children of abstract plastic happiness....

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        xaxaxa very funny ш🦆

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                                                                          [?]rin » 🌐
                                                                          @rin@post.ebin.club

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          I did not play much of it but Oneshot was nice

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            And if the numbers choose DDLC, mini-spoiler: you're supposed to replay the game multiple times, I know some people don't realize and they walk away having experienced just the first ending (it's pretty fucked up tho, so probably don't play it if your brain isn't in a stable spot rn)

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                                                                              [?]ForlornCrow » 🌐
                                                                              @forlorncrow@app.wafrn.net

                                                                              @gabboman IS THIS FONT FUCKERY INTENTIONAL?

                                                                              a SCREENSHOT OF A WAFRN POST WITH A NEW (AND QUITE ILLEGIBLE FONT) tHE POST SAYS "tHERE IS NO FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN rOKO'S bASILISK AND THE gAME AS IN YOU JUST LOST THE", BUT THAT IS LARGELY IRRELEVANT

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                                                                                [?]Gabbo the wafrn dev guy » 🌐
                                                                                @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                not what im called meme: people: FEDIVERSE. Heavy metal band mastodon members: NOT WHAT IM CALLED

                                                                                Alt...not what im called meme: people: FEDIVERSE. Heavy metal band mastodon members: NOT WHAT IM CALLED

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                Or is that just a case of giant supply

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                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  Here's an illegally modified font version, possibly FontForge broke something so probably you should use this only to pre-render stuff

                                                                                  Attachment: https://p.enes.lv/2/eris/s/post-555f9594d06352e084e8f4982b63e0c1...

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                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                    "single electron in p orbital creates two unconnected clouds", "dark matter is needed for gravity to work", "dark energy is needed for universe to expand", it's all just floating point errors

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                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                      Debian

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                                                                                        [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                        @dushman thats just based sorry

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