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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

tounge kissing with a dragon [SENSITIVE CONTENT]does this count as sex? asking fora friend

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

thank you

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    The time spent on it would've been better spent writing fan fiction.

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      [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
      @eris@yourwalls.today

      @eris Fluttershy x Doomguy

      1. History
      2. Gay sex
      3. Cuddles -- too much?
      4. Demon hunting

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        YES OMG MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A WIKI ARTICLE YOU GET ME

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          [?]apophis » 🌐
          @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

          @eris @eris implying fluttershy and doomguy are the same gender

          leaving it ambiguous as to who transitioned in which direction

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            CC: @arcana@layer02.net

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              It's the largest 16 bit signed integer, 0x7FFFFFFF

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Wait I'm stupid, 32 bit.

                CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  LGTM ✅

                  CC: @schappi@brotka.st

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    me and my husband

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                    @eris@p.enes.lv

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    poop_vomiting_saurus_animation3d.gif.mp4.gif.webp

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Another win for DS2

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                      [?]「CM VRISKA」 » 🌐
                      @vriska@lizards.live

                      biking high on xanax f eel like im sebulba

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      opening people’s disk trays randomly
                      ah yes, in highschool I created a cursed USB drive which autorun installed a script that does the random disk tray opening and registered it as a startup item.

                      CC: @kaia@brotka.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

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                        [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
                        @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                        @eris @arcana @kaia @mia i put a fork bomb in the shared directory named "do_not_open.bat" and of course people clicked it frying their computers. One poor guy learned that day the importance of saving progress *before* you're done working

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                          [?]arcana » 💔 🌐
                          @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                          @eris @kaia @lucy @mia I replaced the executable path of desktop icons with VBS scripts that did all manner of funny things

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            I hope you will vote for our beloved Kirby in the next round

                            CC: @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Do they check if I'm running the windows version in wine myself?

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                vote is over, maija won :(

                                CC: @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Thank you Latvia for having a law that mandates the origin country to be displayed on the price tag. Saved me from buying Israeli dates. Instead bought the store brand dates from squints eyes Iran, huh

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  A friend shared this banger image. Pistachios, country of origin: Iran/USA

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    When I was a kid, there was some kind of windows 9x computer that was used for Word (and luckily for everyone involved, my family knew how to store their documents on floppies I couldn't reach). First "interaction" with programming was when I was maybe 10 I found a soviet pop-science book about BASIC. I was retarded enough that I found it enjoyable without even having a computer on which to do anything about it xd.

                                    CC: @kaia@brotka.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      beauty demands sacrifice

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        probably the hashtags did

                                        CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink @wizzwizz4@fosstodon.org

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          it wasn't perfect condition so it was replaced :)

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            ok here's a normal funny video as a palette cleanser

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                                              [?]lain » 🌐
                                              @lain@lain.com

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                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Are you signing up as well eris?

                                              CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                                                [?]raf » 🌐
                                                @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                re: outfit pic (face covered) [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@bulldoggirl300 the docs afsafdas 😭

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                                                    [?]raf » 🌐
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                                                    oomf i strongly suggest you take a look at some of these things

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    i remember you made a gif for Latvia, "hop on cvvp.nva.gov.lv", sending it to ppl on telegram all the time. thanks for making it

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                                                      [?]raf » 🌐
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                                                      @eris :heart_latvia: react

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Yes

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          I vote for CMD. Nothing personal, I'm getting paid to do it.

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                            XMPP

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              I'll vote for may unless you pay me

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                I vote for Kirby because our proud black queen deserves a victory

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  yeah and you were liveposting the suicide attempt

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                                                                    [?]vitalis » 🌐
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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Beware with your subposts, some people have working search in their instances

                                                                    CC: @Nepiant@varishangout.net

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                                                                      [?]moved, again » 💔 🌐
                                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                      Friend got this in his reels the other day

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Vietnam War

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                                                                        @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                        ugly shirts from shein made to look skinny-core

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