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GNUkko (Eris-libre)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

opening people’s disk trays randomly
ah yes, in highschool I created a cursed USB drive which autorun installed a script that does the random disk tray opening and registered it as a startup item.

CC: @kaia@brotka.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

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    [?]Lucy [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
    @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

    @eris @arcana @kaia @mia i put a fork bomb in the shared directory named "do_not_open.bat" and of course people clicked it frying their computers. One poor guy learned that day the importance of saving progress *before* you're done working

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      twinspin :neofox_cofe: boosted

      [?]mia (developer mode) »
      @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

      @lucy @arcana @kaia @eris i ARP spoofed my way to a teacher’s web browser and it promptly loaded up fullscreen meatspin instead of an IC datasheet he was going to pull up on the projector 😇

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        [?]mia (developer mode) »
        @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

        @lucy @arcana @kaia @eris the school set up VLANs that year

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          [?]Lucy [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
          @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

          @mia @arcana @kaia @eris in our school we had beamers and they were all networked which was the only way to connect. The teacher had to enter the room number to connect the computer with the correct beamer. Except it was horribly maintained win xp bullshit so, occasionally we played funny videos in arbitrary classrooms :hehecat: speakers included of course. They never fixed that, most teachers didn't even understand what's happening and the "administrator" was some elderly teacher who knew how to print a pdf and therefore got entrusted with the school's computer infrastructure.

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            [?]Arcana 👑 »
            @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

            @lucy @kaia @eris @mia my high school had a single IT room and no other room in the entire school had a computer. The IT teacher was an alcoholic woman in her 50s who kept spirits in her desktop. The IT room was so high tech it even had a white board rather than a black board like all of the other classrooms

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              [?]mia (developer mode) »
              @mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

              @arcana @lucy @kaia @eris you've described my experience in 5th grade

                [?]snacks »
                @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                @lucy @eris @arcana @kaia @mia teachers where discussing banning me from computer lessons for something like that...

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                  [?]Lucy [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                  @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                  @snacks @arcana @eris @kaia @mia skill issue they never caught me

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                    [?]snacks »
                    @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                    @lucy @arcana @eris @kaia @mia sorry, my cs teachers at least knew how to figure out who uploaded smth to the shared folders

                      [?]Arcana 👑 »
                      @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                      @eris @kaia @lucy @mia I replaced the executable path of desktop icons with VBS scripts that did all manner of funny things

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