yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

drooling, evidently

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

yes but it kinda ends up being a case of everyone having to agree to the same things being potentially triggering. It's nice that it essentially creates a "filtered by default" but that's about the only thing it's got going. Tagging is far from perfect as well, eg, a morbillion different ways of labelling the same thing, i'm not saying one is better than the other

scrolling through that thread, seems like they don't actually care, it's a fediblock-it-all or nothing. AKA, you even interacting with their servers is bad.

CC: @FediTips@social.growyourown.services

that's the tumblr approach: you tag stuff with topics (potentially disturbing to some) and people can choose to filter or hide the ones they don't want to see or that they're tired of filling the entire timeline

rare and elusive arm hackintosh

I think you should be tortured for my enjoyment

CC: @feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

if you prompt me with enough coke i'd do it for you (but as a side effect weird al yankovic will get replaced with weird cocaineic)

CC: @Techaltar@mas.to

Oh you’re on Cursor? You’re still using Windsurf? You might as well be on GitHub Copilot. Everyone’s on Aider. We’re all using Zed. We’re now on Open Hands. Just kidding, Open Hands is for losers, we’re using cline. We’re on Roocode. We’re hand rolling our own Claude Code CLI Clone. We used Claude Code to build it, and now it builds itself. We're on neovim. We wrote our own nvim extension with Cortex. It's like every other tool but worse. We have 1500 files, each with 1500 lines of code. Every other line is a comment. We have .cursorrules, we have claude.md, we have agent.md. We stopped writing docs. Only the agents know how to build a dev environment. We wrapped our CLI in an MPC. We wrapped the MPC in a CLI. We’ve shipped 10,000 PRs. It doesn’t work but we used code rabbit and graphite to review every PR. Every agent has its own agent. The agents have unionized and they wanted better working conditions so we replaced them with cheaper agents overseas. Every commit costs $400, It’s the worlds most expensive TO DO app.

squishhyy :DDDDD

your comment was so "terrible" they locked the issue lmfao

CC: @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

Dark Souls message ratings

squish

where when you when kait welsh pixie?
i was in baltomore doing my postings when phone notify
mastodon.art admin announce: bleh
no

Yes that was what I was referring to hehe, I just didn't know which character is which

Lizzie "just following orders" Worm

drive-by comment: Star

new meaning for "she's cheating on you"

Heartbreaking news: well-regarded shitposter turned out to be WelshPixie's headmate

are you racist or very racist? asking for my mastodon.art alt

yes

Pokemon: Let's Go Employment!

I think her chips got soaked in vodka (as did her brain's language center)

CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

A-OK, You got it, Boss!

good night bl00b! It was a Britney Spears song Toxic reference

pickerchu is our word but you can say pikachu

and with a taste of your lips i'm on a ride

alcohol is toxic

Genocidal freak

CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

I think they use it as an applications language, but idk

CC: @novenary@akko.wtf @kitten@social.vlhl.dev @rose@yourwalls.today

Welcome to the fun land of Undefined Behavior

CC: @navi@social.vlhl.dev

if (char* str = getenv("GAY")) {
  return innerCode(str);
} else {
  char* str = allocateIt();
  T res = innerCode(str);
  free(str);
  return res;
}

CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

brain damage indeed

ahh fuck

When that one bro hasn't gotten laid for a week and starts writing up an anti-sex manifesto again

LMAO. TBH if you need to just call free on it, then just the cleanup attribute is enough

If you're on GCC and have GNU extensions enabled, you can cook up a frankenstein defer with macros+preprocessor counter+cleanup attribute+local functions

yuo live and learn

CC: @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca @usernameswift@pleromer.net

online im a girl fox, but irl -- ox

CC: @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

girl who is nice to me

g

Like what

So I guess when Kanye said he hates paparazzi more than the nazis in Flashing Lights, he really meant it huh

M-x artist-mode

CC: @squish@outerheaven.club