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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

generators
i'm not sure those count, they don't give you a continuation as a first-class value. Perhaps there's some magic you could cook up by nesting functions and yield* everything, I'm not sure, but at that point C has CPS because of longjmp.

CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @lispi314@udongein.xyz

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    [?]ww 🩶 » 🌐
    @ww@xyzzy.link

    @lispi314 @eris @lizzie lmao

    > the welcome message of 4th European Lisp Symposium:
    > > ... implementation and application of any of the Lisp dialects, including Common Lisp, Scheme, Emacs Lisp, AutoLisp, ISLISP, Dylan, Clojure, ACL2, ECMAScript, ...

    (from https://stackoverflow.com/q/5030285)

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      [?]ww 🩶 » 🌐
      @ww@xyzzy.link

      @lizzie @eris i hate java and love lisp (javascript is the best lisp

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        yaya :)

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          why do i feel a knife scraping against my back

          CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I love lisp and java what will you do to me?

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              a stray arrow hit it and it had to amputated

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                lost it in a bloody battle

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Beautiful women named Jenkins failed test notifications keep messaging me at my work

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  unlike basses and bases nobody understands this one when they read it though

                  CC: @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @rose@social.pinkro.se

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    however: bass, bass

                    CC: @rose@social.pinkro.se

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Thiese produkt ist not available in theine country or region

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                        [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                        @eris germans are close to french in my top hated countries for sure (at least the steretypical germans are)

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                          [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
                          @bagder@mastodon.social

                          On this day, twenty-five years ago, libcurl was born. The engine from the tool turned into a library so that others could also get internet powers.

                          The name "libcurl" was picked simply because we couldn't think of a better name and yeah, it is a "curl library"...

                          libcurl 7.1 was a dot-one release to make sure it would not get confused with one of the many 7.0 beta releases we did prior to the actual release.

                          One of the first adopters of libcurl was PHP.

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            so that EU & UK governments can't require ppl to verify their identities to view the meme

                            CC: @hor32@hollow.raccoon.quest

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Mommy please marry me

                              CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                [?]Wolf480pl » 🌐
                                @wolf480pl@mstdn.io

                                @bagder http2 and http3 must also die. We should all switch to ssh with force_command, like git does. /s

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  If you don't need any extra features from HTTP 2 & 3, you can just ignore them, I think it's unlikely that sites will drop HTTP 1 support, no matter what kind of ancient design problems it has.

                                  CC: @bagder@mastodon.social

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Yes, but it seems like the person responding isn't in the fanbase

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      in weeb community, anyone over 16 is a hear me out

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        this reminds me of that post

                                        need developers and artists for making a top new free to play shooter game. developers make good game, artists make good skins. i will make money by selling skins. developers and artists willing be paid with exclusive skins.

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                                          [?]apophis » 🌐
                                          @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                          @eris @lz get paid in skinning this man and distributing the hide for binding a print copy of the game instruction manual

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            hey girl? did it hurt? because you're building

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              LMFAO MARI JUMPSCARE

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                perhaps it could be implemented in a cheaty way - just indent the replies per thread if the user has the setting enabled + some auto-hiding.

                                                and good luck on squashing the bugs! those fuckers can be demoralising

                                                CC: @Arokk@app.wafrn.net

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  uhauling with a woman you met yesterday
                                                  you already said it's lesbian, no need to repeat yourself

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/3198ab50-8b01-4b77-873e-9cb7997c294c

                                                    If anyone's considering it, I highly recommend paying eris for noods, very tasteful

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    damn i could even maybe afford that

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                                                      [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                                      @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                      Never post for free what a man will pay you for

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      how much

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        hey girl are you a poast user

                                                        CC: @disarray@layer02.net

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          RAT FUCKED MY SITE AND SHOT MY WORM

                                                          CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                            [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
                                                            @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                            When I was a child, my dad was very hard to buy presents for. And he was no help: my sister and I used to ask him what he'd like for his birthday and he'd say "A magnetic monopole". (He'd studied physics.)

                                                            Once we were old enough to buy alcohol, we got him a bottle of this.

                                                            A bottle of Heidsieck "Monopole" champagne

                                                            Alt...A bottle of Heidsieck "Monopole" champagne

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                                                            [?]admin » 🌐
                                                            @admin@brain.worm.pink

                                                            @fif @apophis @lizzie @eris LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL routing loop

                                                            rat@wormpine:~$traceroute 23.131.76.66
                                                            traceroute to 23.131.76.66 (23.131.76.66), 30 hops max, 46 byte packets
                                                             1  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.288 ms  0.331 ms  0.117 ms
                                                             2  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.256 ms  0.135 ms  0.116 ms
                                                             3  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.174 ms  0.169 ms  0.172 ms
                                                             4  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.173 ms  0.165 ms  0.167 ms
                                                             5  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.235 ms  0.234 ms  0.228 ms
                                                             6  *  *  *
                                                             7  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.721 ms  0.513 ms  0.326 ms
                                                             8  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.337 ms  0.314 ms  0.306 ms
                                                             9  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.383 ms  0.444 ms  0.478 ms
                                                            10  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.473 ms  0.374 ms  *
                                                            11  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.813 ms  0.446 ms  0.438 ms
                                                            12  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.458 ms  0.485 ms  0.468 ms
                                                            13  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.664 ms  0.527 ms  0.586 ms
                                                            14  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.607 ms  0.497 ms  *
                                                            15  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.986 ms  0.672 ms  0.684 ms
                                                            16  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.742 ms  0.916 ms  0.732 ms
                                                            17  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  1.010 ms  0.770 ms  1.006 ms
                                                            18  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  0.886 ms  0.838 ms  *
                                                            19  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  1.089 ms  1.049 ms  1.213 ms
                                                            20  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.041 ms  1.051 ms  0.746 ms
                                                            21  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.906 ms  1.216 ms  1.251 ms
                                                            22  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.019 ms  0.895 ms  *
                                                            23  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  1.410 ms  1.284 ms  0.901 ms
                                                            24  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.033 ms  0.994 ms  1.004 ms
                                                            25  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  0.992 ms  1.048 ms  1.196 ms
                                                            26  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.076 ms  0.992 ms  *
                                                            27  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  1.492 ms  1.074 ms  1.111 ms
                                                            28  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.084 ms  1.452 ms  1.302 ms
                                                            29  172.16.101.1 (172.16.101.1)  1.570 ms  1.328 ms  1.134 ms
                                                            30  172.16.101.66 (172.16.101.66)  1.037 ms  1.171 ms  *
                                                            

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                                                              [?]:aquaCry: proud+practicing necrophile!! » 💔 🌐
                                                              @fif@femcel.online

                                                              @admin @apophis @lizzie @eris nulled might be going through some hard time right now but i #trusttheplan never ever moving off of it, ok . i dont care if people want a site that just works use another website this is just part of the worm pink experience. nulled llc number 1 god bless america

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                Ok now fix lizzzzzzzzzie's SSH

                                                                CC: @admin@brain.worm.pink @apophis@brain.worm.pink @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                  [?]:aquaCry: proud+practicing necrophile!! » 💔 🌐
                                                                  @fif@femcel.online

                                                                  @eris @apophis @lizzie i have like 3 whole daily backups.. maybe 2 because im not sure about the 3rd one.. maybe even just 1 depending on the day. but i have 3 techniocally with no guarantee they actually work i havent tested any db dumps in a while BUT I HAVE A FEW. and one of them is on an HDD i have in my room sftp'd to airvpn connection and it also houses 90 torrents(all linux isos) i seed thank you western digtal

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    amy admining servers: deleted it. no problem anymore

                                                                    CC: @admin@brain.worm.pink @apophis@brain.worm.pink @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      WHAT

                                                                      CC: @admin@brain.worm.pink @apophis@brain.worm.pink @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        requirements for snac:
                                                                        - internet connection
                                                                        - free space on your disk
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                                                                          [?]Mozgus » 🌐
                                                                          @Mozgus@nicecrew.digital

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          iirc amy knows about the issue and is just too busy or forgets about it or something like that

                                                                          CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            Hello Sirs, thank you for your work protecting the youths from evil pictures online. Please refer to the passport scan attached to this post. Glory to Kaiatzka!

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              famili guy :))))

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                                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                back off fuckhead

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