RSS - private

GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
📌 4 ★ 3 ↺

[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

15 ★ 5 ↺
Lizzie Worm boosted

[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

me

...
Older...

[?]wigbert » 🌐
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

@eris gotta keep your body on its toes (which hopefully don't fall off)

    in reply to »

    [?]Rose Hellsing » 💔 🌐
    @rose@social.pinkro.se

    This also means that you can tell me anything about a show/series and I'll just accept it
    I was fooled into reading death note by someone convincing me that it's a magical girl story

      ...
      2 ★ 1 ↺
      wife boosted
      in reply to »

      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      legendary cock

      CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        [?]vivi » 🌐
        @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

        real alert

        2 ★ 0 ↺
        in reply to »

        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        i mean, i see it, five nights at fedi, freddyverse

        CC: @Krtke@app.wafrn.net

          ...
          2 ★ 0 ↺
          in reply to »

          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          suboptimal

            ...
            2 ★ 0 ↺
            in reply to »

            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            okay that's one medium chicken spicy any drink

            CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

              ...
              1 ★ 1 ↺
              wife boosted
              in reply to »

              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              i like my cock extra spicy

              CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

                ...
                2 ★ 0 ↺

                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                penis

                ...
                0 ★ 0 ↺
                in reply to »

                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                literally you

                  2 ★ 0 ↺
                  in reply to »

                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  ACHTUNG!
                  ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
                  DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
                  IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
                  ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                  CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    ...
                    0 ★ 0 ↺
                    in reply to »

                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    either you posted nonsense or you're talking about basque (euskara)

                    CC: @nuko@froth.zone

                      ...
                      1 ★ 0 ↺
                      in reply to »

                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      pretpulksteņrādītājvirziens*

                      CC: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                        ...

                        [?]nana » 🌐
                        @nuko@froth.zone

                        @eris @RustyCrab fake, im reporting you to the VVC

                          ...
                          1 ★ 0 ↺

                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          go ahead lol. it's rādītājs not rādītajs unless maybe if you're russian and struggling with long and short vowels

                          CC: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                            ...
                            1 ★ 0 ↺
                            in reply to »

                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!

                              [?]bl00d » 🌐
                              @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                              apple turned out to be sour

                              a photo of a red panda eating an apple, It holds the apple in air with one paw, and eats it with a sour face

                              Alt...a photo of a red panda eating an apple, It holds the apple in air with one paw, and eats it with a sour face

                              0 ★ 0 ↺

                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              in der Autobus straight up ploppen it. Und by it... well let's justr say. Meine Shartenfurtz

                              ...
                              1 ★ 0 ↺
                              in reply to »

                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Maybe @ezio@akko.wtf has done smth like this

                                ...
                                0 ★ 0 ↺
                                in reply to »

                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                TIL that wafrn runs on a physical windows server 2003 machine

                                  [?]grips » 🌐
                                  @grips@cawfee.club

                                  2 ★ 0 ↺
                                  in reply to »

                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  well at least they aren't liveposting sex, saw that once :/

                                    1 ★ 0 ↺
                                    in reply to »

                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    ...
                                    2 ★ 0 ↺
                                    in reply to »

                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    freeze water

                                      1 ★ 0 ↺

                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Forgot kirby's tor fedi account password award

                                      1 ★ 0 ↺
                                      in reply to »

                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      middle english: auwe

                                      CC: @dangerdyke@translunar.academy

                                        ...

                                        [?]HOR32 » 🌐
                                        @hor32@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                        0 ★ 0 ↺
                                        in reply to »

                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        never played that game

                                          ...

                                          [?]N33R "Wehrpflichtentziehung durch Verstümmelung" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: » 🌐
                                          @N33R@fops.cloud

                                          [?]N33R "Wehrpflichtentziehung durch Verstümmelung" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: » 🌐
                                          @N33R@fops.cloud

                                          [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                                          @mer@yourwalls.today

                                          almost rejected a follow that indicated date of birth 2002 for being a minor

                                          5 ★ 1 ↺
                                          paula8 boosted

                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          they should create a teflon spray coating for your mouth insides so that you never have to worry about burnt food again

                                          ...
                                          5 ★ 1 ↺
                                          paula8 boosted

                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          in the kitchen, straight up swallowing it and by it... well lets justr say


                                          my pill

                                          0 ★ 0 ↺
                                          in reply to »

                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          terrifying

                                            [?]Big Shallot :akko_grin: :chaos: :wormverified: » 🌐
                                            @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                            :poop_vomiting_saurus_animation3d:

                                              2 ★ 0 ↺
                                              in reply to »

                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              there are venomous lizzziiiieeeeeees as well.

                                              also you can be kind but venomous

                                                ...
                                                1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                in reply to »

                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                the goon must go on

                                                CC: @MalibuSunrise@linfan.moe

                                                  2 ★ 0 ↺
                                                  in reply to »

                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  mać mać mać mać mać mać mać mać mać mać mać

                                                    0 ★ 1 ↺
                                                    moved, again boosted
                                                    in reply to »

                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    no time to run tests, we're pushing prod in you

                                                      ...
                                                      0 ★ 1 ↺
                                                      moved, again boosted

                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      i mean pushing you to prod

                                                      CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                        [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                                                        @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                        bsky.app/profile/chibibiscuit.bsky.social/post/3lwcdk2fpcs2b

                                                        Alt...bsky.app/profile/chibibiscuit.bsky.social/post/3lwcdk2fpcs2b

                                                        8 ★ 6 ↺

                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        i'd rather watch pleromatan load CSS for 30 seconds than anubis mining monero for 1 second

                                                        ...

                                                        [?]Denpa mode :flag: :cute__i: » 🌐
                                                        @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                        @eris ok now i'm not removing it

                                                          2 ★ 0 ↺
                                                          in reply to »

                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          ...

                                                          [?]David Revoy » 🌐
                                                          @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org

                                                          Security

                                                          A comic in four panels.

Panel 1. A sorcerer is standing in front of the closed main gate of a tall and dark castle. The guard, on the wall of the castle, shouts:
> Guard: Halt, stranger! Do you have the password?
> Sorcerer: Yes, it's DarkLord123!

Panel 2. Zoom on the guard, shouting another test:
> Guard: What about the security code sent to your address?
> Sorcerer: Oh yes, I have that: 75482.

Panel 3. The guard now hangs a big poster, absurd: there is on it a picture of a horse on a landscape, but it is split into many squares. The laser wand of the sorcerer selects all the squares with horses.
> Guard: Now, use your magic to show me all the squares with horses. Good.

Panel 4. Shot of the sorcerer, visibly very bored by all these tests, opening his mouth.
> Guard (off-panel): Finally, prove that you're an adult by closing and opening your mouth.
> Sorcerer: Really?...

This comic strip is a critique of the too many security steps in 2025: login/password, 2FA security code, captchas, and adult verification via webcam expression.

                                                          Alt...A comic in four panels. Panel 1. A sorcerer is standing in front of the closed main gate of a tall and dark castle. The guard, on the wall of the castle, shouts: > Guard: Halt, stranger! Do you have the password? > Sorcerer: Yes, it's DarkLord123! Panel 2. Zoom on the guard, shouting another test: > Guard: What about the security code sent to your address? > Sorcerer: Oh yes, I have that: 75482. Panel 3. The guard now hangs a big poster, absurd: there is on it a picture of a horse on a landscape, but it is split into many squares. The laser wand of the sorcerer selects all the squares with horses. > Guard: Now, use your magic to show me all the squares with horses. Good. Panel 4. Shot of the sorcerer, visibly very bored by all these tests, opening his mouth. > Guard (off-panel): Finally, prove that you're an adult by closing and opening your mouth. > Sorcerer: Really?... This comic strip is a critique of the too many security steps in 2025: login/password, 2FA security code, captchas, and adult verification via webcam expression.

                                                            1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                            in reply to »

                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            hey chrissie kirb, you beautiful african american woman am i invited

                                                              ...
                                                              0 ★ 1 ↺
                                                              moved, again boosted
                                                              in reply to »

                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              You should put Gentoo on it. It's kinda meditative

                                                              CC: @veinglory@fsebugoutzone.org

                                                                3 ★ 1 ↺
                                                                moved, again boosted
                                                                in reply to »

                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                alhamdulillah may heejay's jihad be successful

                                                                CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                  History

                                                                  Back to top - More...