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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Damn you're RustyCrab's alt?

CC: @vriska@lizards.live @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    That looks like a screenshot of element, a matrix client actually

    CC: @vriska@lizards.live @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      can you please change my contact name away from lennart poettering pls

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        ok but when will you hug lennart poettering?

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          [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: » 🌐
          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

          @fiore @eris magna graecia will rise again

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            actually greekoid, as with anything good that ever came out of the italian peninsula

            CC: @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              pretty sure it works the same way in English just that incelspeak has obfuscated it, it's a borrowing from Latin

              CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: » 🌐
                @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                @fiore we had a thing for that its called just running the programs on the same system

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                  [?]SuperTux » 🌐
                  @supertux@floss.social

                  The reason this account looks like it's ran by 3 insane peoploe is because there are 3 insane peoeple who develop the game. One of them eats glue. No idea wwhat the other 2 do anymore. I stopped talking with them becuase they accused me of being weird -_- Yeah ok.... well. ok Yeah i think they are right. I literally ate glue. That is just a bit weird. OK....Whatever. To us, the sun is a big bright yellow ball, but to the sun, we are all the same, and tiny, like butterflies---beautiful.

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                  [?][lizzy] Chairwoman Miao :mao: :neocat: مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: :fangs2: » 🌐
                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                  https://sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=32991 "pushl main@GOT(%ebx)" is mishandled by older binutils

                  pinging people that replied and might be interested: @artemist @eris @emily @minekpo1 @me @wizzwizz4

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    One of the crt1.o objects, I'd guess /usr/lib/crt1.o for 32 bits

                    CC: @minekpo1@catgirl.cloud

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      potentially bad idea generator: you could try pulling a recent stage3 archive and manually replace the crt*.o objects (after making backups) from that. But if the 64 bit one works fine, then maybe it's safe to rebuild glibc. Advice given without warranty

                      CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev @minekpo1@catgirl.cloud

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        the bluetooth device is now connected

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          go join the mages college in winterhold

                          CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                            [?]David Gerard » 🌐
                            @davidgerard@circumstances.run

                            > When developers say that LLMs make them more productive, you need to keep in mind that this is what they’re automating: dysfunction, tampering as a design strategy, superstition-driven coding, and software whose quality genuinely doesn’t matter, all in an environment where rigour is completely absent.

                            baldurbjarnason.com/2026/the-t

                            by @baldur

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              they're calling it the whitest food ever

                              wheat bread with smoked salmon and way too much spreadable cheese

                              Alt...wheat bread with smoked salmon and way too much spreadable cheese

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                                [?]Jackie Jude » 🔓
                                @jackie@social.linux.pizza

                                @eris could be whiter, could be wonderbread

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  yeah i could barely taste the salmon lmfao, i got carried away with the cheese

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    trying to avoid conflict of interest. if i know a bad bitch like chief owns rust i will be subconsciously forcing myself to like rust no matter if it's actually good. so it's better if I just don't use it

                                    CC: @ww@xyzzy.link

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      i think i may have fat fingered a mute on twinspin fuck my chud life

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                                      [?]The Unleisured™ » 🌐
                                      @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                      @yonle I said the other day that daytime fedi makes me wish I spoke German and then late night fedi makes me wish I spoke Indonesian

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        gotcha, i thought you meant like you can't do ipv4+ipv6, but the problem is that you can't do ipv6 on its own and ipv4+6 is pointless since no one will use the ipv6 part?

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          can't do v6 on its own bcs no one can use it *

                                          CC: @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                            [?]like soume kinda, nebulrat » 🌐
                                            @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

                                            thanks woodpeckers

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            why not?

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                                              [?]crude oil princess 🛢:ms_sparkles: » 🌐
                                              @perplestuff@hollow.raccoon.quest

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Brazilian Software Distribution

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                oooh interesting, really think this might be getting into the level of "depends on the processor".

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                                                  [?]Tay » 🌐
                                                  @tay@transfem.social

                                                  @solonovamax@tech.lgbt translated to c:

                                                  bool ab = a<b;
                                                  bool ac = a<c;
                                                  bool bc = b<c;
                                                  
                                                  int r = b;
                                                  if (ab^ac) r = a;
                                                  if (ac^bc) r = c;
                                                  
                                                  return r;

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    If I didn't mess anything up: max(min(a, b), min(max(a, b), c)). 3 potentially branchless comparisons (min(a, b) and max(a, b) can both be done with the same comparison, but depending on hardware, it might be simpler to do 4 comparisons), this also works with non-integers.

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      i've seen enough italians post about naples to know this is bait

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        would you be listening or watching the video

                                                        CC: @futurebird@sauropods.win

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          welcome to naples

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            the R in Fiore stands for Ragebait

                                                            CC: @reia@linfan.moe

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              elvis operator lmao. i didn't know it's called that (it's the binary version of ?: like A ?: B)

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