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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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I wonder what's the fasted way to compute the median of three numbers?
the naive approach is to just sort the list:
sort({a, b, c})[1];i guess one could do something funky like
a ^ b ^ c ^ min(a,b,c) ^ max(a,b,c);...
max(min(a, b), min(max(a, b), c)). 3 potentially branchless comparisons (min(a, b) and max(a, b) can both be done with the same comparison, but depending on hardware, it might be simpler to do 4 comparisons), this also works with non-integers....
@eris@p.enes.lv ohh, now I wonder how it'd stack up against this other apprach: https://transfem.social/notes/ajur8vbn24sc0kmq
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@tay
what about:
a > b
? (b > c ? b : (a > c ? c : a))
: (a > c ? a : (b > c ? c : b))
uses at most 3 comparisons, but sometimes 2. no xor operations.
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@tay you were just overcomplicating it lol
though tbh there's probably some funky way to do this without branches or smtg which would be faster on modern cpus, but idk
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@tay hmmm, on MIPS you can do this: https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/236817/branchless-mips-assembly-code-for-median-of-3
and I would assume all of those hav x86-64 equivalents, as they look like things that would
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@solonovamax@tech.lgbt yup, that works out perfectly
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@solonovamax@tech.lgbt translated to c:
bool ab = a<b;
bool ac = a<c;
bool bc = b<c;
int r = b;
if (ab^ac) r = a;
if (ac^bc) r = c;
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bro london stinks
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You must pick one very minor talent:
| you can make realistic modem noise with your mouth: | 102 |
| you can understand modem noise as text: | 171 |
| you can meow and cats understand what you mean: | 689 |
| you can understand cats if they make noise: | 991 |
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maybe impossible, given it's not like cats would obey your commands or anything
did people not like the "understand modem noise" option because it's limited to just text 🥺 what if you could download images too? ... and very tiny little videos?
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boosteds3 client on your filea manager 😭
RE: https://kde.social/@carl/116222764208726560
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@reia nah its actually kinda cool i just love being annoying
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>exit clothes store without buying anything RE:
>cashier says: "i wouldn't buy this shit either"
😭
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slightly sugestive [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Hey @firefox.com the propaganda is working
#I-had-this-image-saved-from-somewhere-on-my-memes-folder-wtf
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“You already migrated to the fedi, why not Firefox too?” Boykisser image. Text go to Firefox repeatedly and on top of itself. “You want to, get your addons, get your eard and tail, you know you want the furry browser, go to firefox”
Librewolf logo. “There are options”
YIFF THE FOX YIFF THE FOX YIFF THE FOX (furry firefox )
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🔜 Mizukon
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trail cam of a cougar (it's a big cat species) looking at the camera in a way, idk how to describe it.
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I think I did something
#Most-provable-a-bug-somewhere
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My personal wafrn instance htop. 4 cores 100%, ram 8gb full, swap 8g full
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onpol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
>Ford calls for injunction against Al-Quds Day rally in TorontoDon't let anyone tell you that section 2(c) of the Charter exists, because Ford says that it doesn't.
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spike is a fucking idiot [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
@usernameswift i keep reading this as al-chuds day
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spike is a fucking idiot [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
@pastthepixels I'm going to eat you (threat of violence)![[?]](https://files.ebiverse.social/i/webpublic-b30336ae-988f-4a5a-95aa-2d03922b974a.webp)
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yeah it would make everything look like 1000% dogshit but i am saying this out of spite really
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Iran politics, western media [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Khamenei JrWhat is wrong with western media?
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@eris so it’s a vestigial linguistic structure persisting beyond its relevant context, interesting
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What the heck is vestigial about it? And why do you hate it so much? One can find pertinent things through hashtags here, and one can scarcely hope to find them any other way.
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even searching for hashtags doesn’t work here on akkomawhat if you type #hashtag in the post window and then click on it in the preview area?
it might go through a different codepath...
Is there something actually wrong with wanting a post to be easier to find on search?
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Eyes of the beholder? You're telling me that hypertext looks horrendous, basically, with a deliberately tendentious example.
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Uh…hashtags piss on the poor? Could you explain that?
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I can't answer that, but surely there's no way to implement a mechanism allowing a person to signify, "I would like my post to be more easily found on search," that isn't going to be used badly or nonsensically at times. I think it's an acceptable drawback, a minor nuisance. It just looks silly.
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Release dates are like glue. You can kind of eat them.
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Tweet by user “blake @blakefrelst” reads:
“If you’re a baker who’s three years into your career: quit now. there is not a single job in baking anymore. it’s over. this field won’t exist in 1.5 years.”
Below the tweet is an image of a Zojirushi BB-HAC10 Home Bakery Mini Breadmaker, a compact white breadmaking machine with buttons and a small display screen.
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A bread machine loaf of bread with the pan it was baked in, on a cooling rack, on a stove top
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Report on julia@eepy.moe, 3 statuses:
- @lizzy lol fuck off you cunt
- Stop being entitled pricks and deciding that the minute something is tainted by ai you need to crucify the maintainer
You all act like fucking conservatives when they hear the word pronouns when AI is used and never once look at WHY it’s being used
- Oh my god it literally doesn’t matter if a repo has a handful of ai commits
Maybe fucking support developers so they don’t get burnt out and turn to the slop machine because you ungrateful fucks want software for free forever with zero contribution
Be greatful, maintaining codebases isn’t something that you can just do wothout active effort
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@lizzy
decentralized moderation was a mistake bring back $GIANTEVILMEGACORP moderation neglect
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@EmoIsDeadAndSoAmI @lizzy ironically hachyderm is owned by Nivenly i.e. the weird org that wants to bring centralized moderation to fedi by having everyone import TBS blocklists
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@EmoIsDeadAndSoAmI @lizzy also i think it wasn’t “hachyderm” (the admins) doing the reporting, but a regular hachyderm user with “forward report to remote instance” checkbox checked. mastodon report anonymization makes it look like it was “from hachyderm”. if you look at julia’s account through hachyderm it’s still there and not banned seemingly
didnt know that checkbox forwards the report to every instance involved in the thread and not just the post author one though..
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@lizzy @EmoIsDeadAndSoAmI Nah on mastadon and akkoma any random noob can forward reports automatically and immediately with no oversight which definitelly won’t cause problems when reporting a user of a hostile instance :)
At least AFAIK it is like that, i remember sharkey people complaining about this
and, i use a non-admin accounr on my server (the real admin is @root ), forwarding reports has always justworked with no admin approval here seemingly
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@eris@p.enes.lv @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev iirc mastodon just sends a report to all servers involved lol.
https://blahaj.social/users/leah/statuses/116222261057328548
Hot take about shell scripts: If you complain about a bug that can be caught with shellcheck, then it's your fault. Shell scripts have a lot of issues, but shellcheck-able ones ain't one.
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Rivest is the same guy as the R in RSA
Alleged because RC4 (as a cipher) is completely insecure
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maybe something s6-based. thatd be fun
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