GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
pretty sure it works the same way in English just that incelspeak has obfuscated it, it's a borrowing from Latin
https://sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=32991 "pushl main@GOT(%ebx)" is mishandled by older binutils
pinging people that replied and might be interested: @artemist @eris @emily @minekpo1 @me @wizzwizz4
pinging people that replied and might be interested: @artemist @eris @emily @minekpo1 @me @wizzwizz4
> When developers say that LLMs make them more productive, you need to keep in mind that this is what they’re automating: dysfunction, tampering as a design strategy, superstition-driven coding, and software whose quality genuinely doesn’t matter, all in an environment where rigour is completely absent.
https://www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/the-two-worlds-of-programming/
by @baldur
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they're calling it the whitest food ever #UkkoSlop
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trying to avoid conflict of interest. if i know a bad bitch like chief owns rust i will be subconsciously forcing myself to like rust no matter if it's actually good. so it's better if I just don't use it
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@yonle I said the other day that daytime fedi makes me wish I spoke German and then late night fedi makes me wish I spoke Indonesian
gotcha, i thought you meant like you can't do ipv4+ipv6, but the problem is that you can't do ipv6 on its own and ipv4+6 is pointless since no one will use the ipv6 part?
@solonovamax@tech.lgbt translated to c:
bool ab = a<b;
bool ac = a<c;
bool bc = b<c;
int r = b;
if (ab^ac) r = a;
if (ac^bc) r = c;
return r;If I didn't mess anything up:
max(min(a, b), min(max(a, b), c)). 3 potentially branchless comparisons (min(a, b) and max(a, b) can both be done with the same comparison, but depending on hardware, it might be simpler to do 4 comparisons), this also works with non-integers.History


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