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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
@lizzie@brain.worm.pink

“my meat syarted talking in a completely different language” “always a delight to see you in my comments because i never know what to expect”

Alt...“my meat syarted talking in a completely different language” “always a delight to see you in my comments because i never know what to expect”

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

when ppl get horny they stop thinking

CC: @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    holy shit what the fuck, that has to be a compiler bug, right?

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      That's such deep and insightful critique! You are so smart. Let me break down whatever you wrote so you can pretend you know what those words you said mean.

      people high in an opium den

      Alt...people high in an opium den

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      nsfw [SENSITIVE CONTENT]This post could be read as if you fucked their gfs so you know their preferences on a very personal level

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        yw, googirl

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          for a small project where free github CI runners are enough, you just create a mirror of your project in GitHub, and then in your official repository you create an auto-push to github via post-receive-hook or whatever else. boom easy peasy.

          but that doesn't work for curl, they don't fit in free stuff. curl gets official github sponsorship AKA "everything's free". the implication, of course, is that curl has to stay on github and without a viable CI alternative, it probably isn't smart to make anti-github moves

          CC: @nik@toot.teckids.org @bagder@mastodon.social @smoe@metaccount.de

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            just called her a retarded whore

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              i'm just chatting with one

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Look, I don't blame the barbarian tribes for destroying the Roman Empire. Shit, if you told me I could get an Italian girltwink war trophy, I'd be the first to set fire to Rome and Ravenna and anything else, no questions asked

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                what do you mean? can you give some examples so my wd-40 brain can understand

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  i've seen too much furry porn 😭😭😭

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                    [?]SuperDicq » 🌐
                    @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo

                    Which political party had the best cake?

                    CDA:1
                    D66:0
                    JA21:0
                    Me:43
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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    SuperDicq for Dictator of Europe!!!

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      ever since i was a kid i wanted to eat moomin valley inhabitants. but i have to complain that they all taste the same, this flavor might fit moomin family itself, but this is not a Snufkin or little My flavor at all.

                      a box of Fazer's Moomin biscuits, showing some biscuits, they're simple plain white biscuits in shapes of moomin characters

                      Alt...a box of Fazer's Moomin biscuits, showing some biscuits, they're simple plain white biscuits in shapes of moomin characters

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      That's why you'd want it unlocked, so you can get rid of this remote control

                      CC: @zonk@shitposter.world

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        reply quotes are such a flex
                        i'm pretty sure pleroma can do it if you set the type to markdown

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          fribidi toilet stands for Free (as in freedom) Skibidi Toilet

                          but it's some kind Unicode BiDi algorithm implementation actually

                          CC: @sirocyl@treehouse.systems

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            that just makes them sound even cooler

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              at least something positive

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                i hope it was at least empty and not full of hot tea

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                i think the christ crackers (the papery flesh of christ thing) are too antinommy for nommers and too nommy for antinommers

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  yeah what you're describing is syntax sugar that doesn't require oop. methods also dispatch on the class of the object, see for example common lisp where method calls look the exact same as function calls syntactically, all they do is perform dispatch to the correct method.

                                  CC: @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    so you're saying boys should wear flat chastity cages when wearing jeans

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      even if they were just a syntax sugar, it's nice sugar

                                      CC: @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        thank you for the support

                                        CC: @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          why the popcorn

                                          CC: @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            hey there beautiful

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              @eris@yourwalls.today hey. heard the news about the guys that broke into the louvre and stole a bunch of gems in broad daylight. macron said it's cherished history... made me think about the history we have and how i should've cherished it. sorry i broke into your life and stole your crown when i should've been guarding you like a priceless treasure...

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                MILESTONE WATCH If Yang Hansen scores 42183 points tonight, he will pass LeBron James for the most points scored in NBA history

                                                Alt...MILESTONE WATCH If Yang Hansen scores 42183 points tonight, he will pass LeBron James for the most points scored in NBA history

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                hey girl are you building

                                                CC: @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  nice nice nice 🙂

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    how's it hanging

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      hi kibby

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          what kind of ink, how was the blot created? was it a spill from the inkwell, an over-wet brush, a broken pen? maybe it was dripped?

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            yea you're supposed to pretend like the inkblot looks like something else and the first one you can imagine onto it is what you should say

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              TAKEN game code

                                                              If you activate this, LMK so I can delete the post

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              why is the president of USA acting like a high school drama character

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                ahh

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  whenever it's laintime you open the timelain

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    TBH the default configuration has /usr/bin/env symlinked to it but yeah, no /bin/sh

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Put #!/usr/bin/env dex at the start of the file ;)

                                                                      CC: @meeper@udongein.xyz

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        I hate that this works so well

                                                                        CC: @twinspin6@outerheaven.club @meeper@udongein.xyz

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          great!

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            i'll try

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              me

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                make a distro that moves the env command to /nix/store/gofuckyourselfidontgiveafuck1235-env-1.2.3/bin/env

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