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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]rose »
@rose@yourwalls.today

really wishing i had defer in C rn, but alas i am bound to c99

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

If you're on GCC and have GNU extensions enabled, you can cook up a frankenstein defer with macros+preprocessor counter+cleanup attribute+local functions

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    [?]rose »
    @rose@yourwalls.today

    @eris i am not doing this for one single variable 😭

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      LMAO. TBH if you need to just call free on it, then just the cleanup attribute is enough

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        [?]rose »
        @rose@yourwalls.today

        @eris well heres the thing
        this variable is initially asigned by getenv
        and only manually allocated when i the variable dosen't exist
        so id have to add an extra check to see if i had to manually create it, otherwise a free will cause a segfault

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          ahh fuck

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            [?]rose »
            @rose@yourwalls.today

            @eris i'll just not worry about it
            my program can leak some memory, as a treat

              [?]kitten »
              @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

              @rose @eris i don't think the c2y defer fixes this, because it behaves like the zig defer and not the go defer, it runs at end of scope, not end ot function. so a defer inside an if will run at the end of the if statement. and this frankly the only sane way to do it, go defer needs heap allocations if run inside a loop

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                [?]rose »
                @rose@yourwalls.today

                @kitten @eris the end scope in my case is the end of the function since the variable is declared outside of the if statement but only rebound by a custom allocation inside of it

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                  [?]kitten »
                  @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                  @rose @eris the location of the defer statement is what matters

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                    [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                    @novenary@akko.wtf

                    @kitten @eris @rose go continues to be hilariously bad

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                      [?]rose »
                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                      @novenary @eris @kitten i wouldn't call this bad, both implementations make sense

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                        [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                        @novenary@akko.wtf

                        @rose @eris @kitten shhh im just looking for excuses to shit on go :^)

                          [?]kitten »
                          @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                          @rose @novenary @eris go's implementation doesn't make sense for a systems programming language, and I think what puts people off is that go kinda larps as one but definitely isn't one in most key aspects

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                            [?]rose »
                            @rose@yourwalls.today

                            @kitten @novenary @eris does anyone even use go as a systems programming language? most go stuff ive seen is either container stuff or things like web frameworks

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                              [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                              @rose @novenary @eris @kitten The 7 plan 9 devs do

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                I think they use it as an applications language, but idk

                                CC: @novenary@akko.wtf @kitten@social.vlhl.dev @rose@yourwalls.today

                                  [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                  @novenary@akko.wtf

                                  @kitten @eris @rose yeah go isn't a systems language by any stretch of the imagination, it's literally google java except even java is a better language

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                                    [?]kitten »
                                    @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                    @novenary @eris @rose by larping i mean copying the syntax and aesthetics

                                      [?]witch_t *navi »
                                      @navi@social.vlhl.dev

                                      @rose @eris have two vars

                                      const char *env = getenv("FOO");
                                      char *default = NULL;
                                      
                                      if (!env)
                                          env = default = alloc();
                                      
                                      /* ... */
                                      
                                      free(default); // null check isn't needed, free(NULL) is a noop
                                      

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                                        [?]rose »
                                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                                        @navi @eris yeah i also wanted to do that but frankly im too lazy to do that 🥰

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                                          [?]rose »
                                          @rose@yourwalls.today

                                          @navi @eris though either way what suprises me is that the free of a getenv never segfaulted on glibc, but it does segfault on musl

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Welcome to the fun land of Undefined Behavior

                                            CC: @navi@social.vlhl.dev

                                              [?]kitten »
                                              @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                              @rose @eris oh if it's just a single variable put the inner code in a function, or use goto. the problem starts when you have multiple variables

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                                                [?]rose »
                                                @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                @kitten @eris wdym inner code
                                                what inner code?

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                                                  [?]kitten »
                                                  @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                  @rose @eris the code between the creation of the variable and its destruction (or the would-be defer statement and its execution). you can then return from that "inner" function and the code after it will still run

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                                                    [?]rose »
                                                    @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                    @kitten @eris that wouldn't really work since i need to conditionally free it and i dont want to duplicate code (or add another variable because im lazy)
                                                    https://yourwalls.today/notice/AvGiYIqEPdMLEHuoIC

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      if (char* str = getenv("GAY")) {
                                                      return innerCode(str);
                                                      } else {
                                                      char* str = allocateIt();
                                                      T res = innerCode(str);
                                                      free(str);
                                                      return res;
                                                      }
                                                      CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        When that one bro hasn't gotten laid for a week and starts writing up an anti-sex manifesto again

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                                                        [?]anathema »
                                                        @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                        @eris you mean, "when that one comrade has reached their celibacy goal & starts educating their audience on the dangers of brain damage"

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          brain damage indeed

                                                            [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                            @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                            Contrary to popular belief, "gf" does not mean "girlfriend" - it is short for "gay fox"

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                                                            [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                                            @novenary@akko.wtf

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                                                            [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                                            @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                            lewd what@usernameswift gockzilla

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                                                              [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                              lewd what@novenary The unhinged replies did not take long /lh

                                                                [?]kitten »
                                                                @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                @usernameswift "get fucked" ....

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                                                                  [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                  @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                  @usernameswift gluten free gay fox girlfriend on the ground floor

                                                                    [?]Spike »
                                                                    @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

                                                                    @usernameswift what if there's someone who's both

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                                                                      [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                      @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                      @pastthepixels g(irl, ay) f(riend, ox)

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        online im a girl fox, but irl -- ox

                                                                        CC: @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          girl who is nice to me

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                                                                          [?]Meu »
                                                                          @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                          @eris real (fake)

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            squish

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                                                                              [?]Meu »
                                                                              @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                              @eris that's me

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                squishhyy :DDDDD

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                                                                                  [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                  g :myntSleeping:

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                                                                                    [?]anathema »
                                                                                    @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                                                    idk if people pretending to care online is like a placebo or something but its really annoying so please stop

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                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                    Like what

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                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                      So I guess when Kanye said he hates paparazzi more than the nazis in Flashing Lights, he really meant it huh

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                                                                                      [?]junko / rem 🪻 »
                                                                                      @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

                                                                                      the answer is to date yourself

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                                                                                      [?]junko / rem 🪻 »
                                                                                      @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

                                                                                      step 1 towards dating yourself:
                                                                                      open emacs

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                                                                                      [?]junko / rem 🪻 »
                                                                                      @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

                                                                                      step 2 towards dating yourself:
                                                                                      draw a sigil so you remember to love yourself

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                                                                                      [?]Meu »
                                                                                      @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                                      @jvnkyard do you have to draw it inside emacs

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                                                                                        [?]junko / rem 🪻 »
                                                                                        @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

                                                                                        @squish i don't think emacs has a sigil engine but you can draw by hand

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                                                                                          [?]Nic »
                                                                                          @bfdifan2763@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                          Apparently in the old days People got their surnames from their careers. Great thing that system isn't implemented today because Nic Unemployedleech doesn't roll off the tongue.

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                                                                                          [?]ia from doskel networks »
                                                                                          @ia@sk.doskel.net

                                                                                          hey chat what's the weather in boston

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                                                                                          [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                          step 1. go to Boston
                                                                                          step 2. look at the sky
                                                                                          hope this helps

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                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                            what's the weather in baltomore?

                                                                                            CC: @ia@sk.doskel.net

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                                                                                              [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                              nobody knows, youre not allowed to visit it

                                                                                              CC: @ia@sk.doskel.net

                                                                                                [?]lainy »
                                                                                                @lain@lain.com

                                                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                @lain can you please go into https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/docs settings > CI/DI > Job token permissions, and add "pleroma/pleroma" to the list. I don't have access to that repo. Documentation deployment has been failing for a while because of this, I think.

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                                                                                                  [?]lainy »
                                                                                                  @lain@lain.com

                                                                                                  @vaartis did it

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                                                                                                    [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                    @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                    @lain thank you

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                                                                                                      [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                      @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                      @lain huh, looks like that wasn't enough. i wonder what else it wants now. it's a 400 error instead 404 at least but the error is empty

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                                                                                                        [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                        @lain

                                                                                                        curl: (22) The requested URL ret{"message":{"base":["Insufficient permissions to create a new pipeline"]}}urned error: 400

                                                                                                        okay another one (https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/api-docs) says this, so i assume it has something to do with permissions

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                                                                                                          [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                          @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                          @lain

                                                                                                          > starting with %9.5, only users with push/merge permissions can create pipelines on protected branches.

                                                                                                          looks like it needs a separate token or something like that. I guess the job token is not enough now.

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                                                                                                            [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                            @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                            @lain can you (or someone who can do that) give me access to docs so i can fix this please

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                                                                                                              [?]lainy »
                                                                                                              @lain@lain.com

                                                                                                              @vaartis added you to the whole pleroma group

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                                                                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                @lain figured it out finally (manually created another token and used that)

                                                                                                                  [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                                                                                                  @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                  Saba ilman Sabaa = Sabaton

                                                                                                                  Kuva Ravintola Sabasta

                                                                                                                  Alt...Kuva Ravintola Sabasta

                                                                                                                  Kuva jossa ei ole Ravintola Sabaa

                                                                                                                  Alt...Kuva jossa ei ole Ravintola Sabaa

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                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                  Saba-gone

                                                                                                                    [?]edanomel »
                                                                                                                    @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                    well, at least meta blocks this server. so my mother isn't finding any of my fedi accounts any time soon: https://www.theverge.com/news/688267/threads-fediverse-feed-search

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                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    I think your mom would be less traumatised following you than being a Threads user

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                                                                                                                      [?]edanomel »
                                                                                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                      @eris she's already one but she's also kind of a weird individual so no traumatization has occurred

                                                                                                                        [?]alina arielle 🐾🏳️‍⚧️✨💖 »
                                                                                                                        @alina@girldick.gay

                                                                                                                        disgusting but potentially attractive offer if you have the right kink for it [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                        does anyone here want to buy a monster pipeline punch can full of my spit lmao

                                                                                                                        i'm selling it to the highest bidder to make up for the money i wasted on nicotine in the past days after relapsing

                                                                                                                        i produce lots of saliva every time i smoke or vape nicotine, and because i was too depressed to get up i just put it into a monster can awawa

                                                                                                                        real alina egirl spit now available!! :3

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                                                                                                                        [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                                                                                                        @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                                                                                                        disgusting but potentially attractive offer if you have the right kink for it

                                                                                                                        @alina Spit is tea and vomit elsewhere than in someone's mouth is a missed birdmother feeding moment

                                                                                                                        [?]Hazelnoot »
                                                                                                                        @hazelnoot@enby.life

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                                                                                                                        [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                                                                        @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                                                        @hazelnoot Ms Noot… Why can I reply to your boost…?

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                                                                                                                          [?]Hazelnoot »
                                                                                                                          @hazelnoot@enby.life

                                                                                                                          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone I... don't know?

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                                                                                                                            [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                            @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                            you are sending them ass quotes

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                                                                                                                              [?]Hazelnoot »
                                                                                                                              @hazelnoot@enby.life

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                                                                                                                              [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                                                                              @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                              I had seen a few before. I thought you were doing something but… yeha
                                                                                                                              https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/69bfa57e-f241-4e98-a309-12f03cee8461
                                                                                                                              I dont have the dev wafrn ready atm but if I had I would also attach the apobject youre sending

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                                                                                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                > mouse stops working aftrer saying battery is low
                                                                                                                                > take them out, check them with a multimeter
                                                                                                                                > they're still giving at least 1.18V
                                                                                                                                > put them back into the mouse
                                                                                                                                > mouse works again

                                                                                                                                ???

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                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                bratty mouse need battery correction

                                                                                                                                  [?]Den Datafag Trollmann :flag: :transdprk: »
                                                                                                                                  @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                                                                                  @vaartis now test batteries under load

                                                                                                                                  also batteries typically should be 1.5v innit

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                                                                                                                                    [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                                    @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                    @hj yes they are, but they've been in use for some time. i feel like 1.18 should still be enough

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Den Datafag Trollmann :flag: :transdprk: »
                                                                                                                                      @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                                                                                      @vaartis anything less than 1.3 is not good.

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                                                                                                                                        [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                                        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                        @hj let's see how long it lasts this time

                                                                                                                                          [?]Phenotype Fairy »
                                                                                                                                          @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                                                          So is wine without alcohol just like Aged juice

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                                                                                                                                          [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                          @ellie wine without alcohol is just sad . bottled sadness

                                                                                                                                            [?]Henry Jacobs-Foyles »
                                                                                                                                            @yassie_j@transfem.social

                                                                                                                                            As it's , it's important to note that we should also be grateful to , such as myself. Without people like me, there would be no Pride at all. Think about all the straight people whose job it is to provide permits for parades.

                                                                                                                                            Of course, celebrating the queer community is important, but if Pride is for everyone, then we should also celebrate hardworking like me.

                                                                                                                                            I once had a colleague who was and I wasn't even frightened of him at all. That takes .

                                                                                                                                              [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                                                              @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                              Almost fax testing time but first i gotta install simcity

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                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                              Why are you on Windows 3.1 now

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                                                                @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                @eris u can install os/2 warp 3 ontop of windows 3.1 so wanted to do some fooling around

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                  waow...

                                                                                                                                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                    Only lost $1 gambling today 💅

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                    I'm not blaming you lol, I've seen way too many .png files that are actually jpegs

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                      I'm glad I'm not a KDE developer, bcs I'd be cancelled for cursing too much in such a warning message

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                        "don't let the cat in" sign on a door with a cat wearing bunny ears in front of it

                                                                                                                                                        Alt..."don't let the cat in" sign on a door with a cat wearing bunny ears in front of it

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                        @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                        1. I realize I waste too much time on fedi
                                                                                                                                                        2. I go to admin panel and set “require password reset on next login” on myself
                                                                                                                                                        3. I check fedi from my alts anyway
                                                                                                                                                        4. I give up and set a new password

                                                                                                                                                        :catroll:

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                          @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                          @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                          @bl00d at least I need a “no internet while on trail” rule, it’s nice that I get reception in a middle of nowhere but it’s no excuse to upload photos from there :akko_hatbite:

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                            Ok resetting your p.enes.lv password

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                              @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                              @eris I forgor you made it for me sorry :overwhelmed:

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                LMAO it feels like you just used it to test out snac no worries

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Feditips »
                                                                                                                                                                  @feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                  Throw your computer into your nearest lake

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]fiery »
                                                                                                                                                                    @fiery@snac.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                    A question for my fellow users. I am using snac web interface which overall fits me very well, but I am missing a certain functionality (or maybe I just do not know how to do it?).The "followed hashtags" feature on snac seems to just generate a bunch of buttons, one for each hashtag, that I can click on and read the posts for that hashtag. I would like to have something more akin to what you see on other fedi clients, where the posts for that hashtag will be found together in your main feed, along with the posts for people you follow. Is that possible in snac web interface at all, or should I switch to some other fedi client?

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                      I follow the hashtag and I see this post on my main timeline (without any obvious "X boosted" & I don't follow you). Version is lightly modified snac 2.78

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]fiery »
                                                                                                                                                                        @fiery@snac.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                        that's good to hear, so it means it is something on our side. thank you!

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kim »
                                                                                                                                                                          @kim@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                          every french press i currently own is made by bialetti
                                                                                                                                                                          its kinda like cucking the french, which i like because i do not like the majority of french people

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                                                          @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                          @kim hint hint: no one in france claims the french press as french, it's like the french fries we're baffled by it

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]kim »
                                                                                                                                                                            @kim@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                            @mer :( and how am i gonna cuck the french now?

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                                                              @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                              @kim how about you fuck my girlfriend?

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]kim »
                                                                                                                                                                                @kim@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                @mer ill think about it

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]kim »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @kim@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                  @mer wait. up the ass?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                    @kim idk, didn't ask her

                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Affine »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @affine@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                      @mer @kim my face when I learned that de volaille is an invention of russian ouiboos and normal people call it chicken kiev

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                        @kim good brand

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ia from doskel networks »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @ia@sk.doskel.net

                                                                                                                                                                                          Microsoft Surface, the drink. It's blueberry flavored, in a glass bottle.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Microsoft Surface, the drink. It's blueberry flavored, in a glass bottle.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Microsoft WIndows 95, the drink. It's in a can, with japanese text.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Microsoft WIndows 95, the drink. It's in a can, with japanese text.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Windows Vista, the drink. It's in a can, and lemon/lime flavored.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Windows Vista, the drink. It's in a can, and lemon/lime flavored.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Windows Home Server, the drink. It's in an extra cylindrical can.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Windows Home Server, the drink. It's in an extra cylindrical can.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                          Fucked up in the crib sipping that Windows MElk (Windows ME + milk)

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                                            hello ladies would you like to see my amd laptop hackintosh

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                                            ok ill take some screenshots once i get it rebooted because opening gitlab on firefox with hardware acceleration killed the gpu driver

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                              the virgin relatable protagonist vs the chad by far the most incomprehensible character protagonist

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                              Thinking the antagonist was right not because they made any good points but because you were screaming WHAT WHY NO whenever the protagonist did anything.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                RE: https://p.enes.lv/2/eris/p/1750106970.999371
                                                                                                                                                                                                there's one old "draw poker" game which plays the mario bros jingle if you get a full house or higher
                                                                                                                                                                                                I should probably get Balatro

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]anemone »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @anemone@ebiverse.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                i do not understand moid sexuality

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                                                                                                                                                                @anemone apparently you take the part of the human brain wired for eating chicken and hotplug it into the person's balls

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mold@inner.hollow.capital

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                                                                                                                                                                  :akko_eew: [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@mold @anemone "are you a leg man or a breast man"

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Middle-aged white women on their way to spend $95 on scratch-offs

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Spike »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift also the lottery. i don't get these things. they literally tell you your chances of winning, might as well even say "you are never going to win this thing"
                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...and people...
                                                                                                                                                                                                    still buy it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @pastthepixels *hides the tickets I just bought* haha yeah it's so weird right :neocat_sweat:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Spike »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @usernameswift oh no lmao

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @pastthepixels I usually play it a couple times a week
                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's good fun
                                                                                                                                                                                                          The few dollars per draw is worth it for me to have something to distract myself with
                                                                                                                                                                                                          And it also gives me a legitimate reason to daydream

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                            me at the slot machines. i spend like 1 euro on the smallest bets possible taking my sweet time between button presses and abuse their free tea offer. essentially, i just bought a tea for 1 euro and looked at funny colors on a screen (there's one old "draw poker" game which plays the mario bros jingle if you get a full house or higher), and once in five years i walk out with +5 euros instead of -1.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            CC: @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]🜏 Osric Ovcharka Dog 🜏 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @osric@terberlo.dog

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Haha, it does sound crazy when you put it like that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              But I do spend $20 each week on lotto drawings. I guess I just want a little bit of hope to believe in. Even if I'm just buying a little fantasy that some day things could be better.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @osric @pastthepixels That's why I do it! It's nice to have a reason to dream, and even when I don't win, the money goes right back into social programs here.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Niko »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @niko@gts.niko.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @usernameswift my grandma is this but at 80 something

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  somehow won like 100 bucks from 25

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @niko I have seen people walk out of that place with like $150 worth of lottery tickets

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]vita is something :3 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @vita@fedi.cobble.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift *webfishing players

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @vita They spend more like $842748

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