GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening

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CC: @kaia@brotka.st
scrolling socials at work hits different when you're sitting in the office with 10 other people around and you're just looking at a stranger's fully nude breasts on your timeline
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@ptrc i have "mark every media as sensitive" enabled and lower the brightness before i try to show anything
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@lucidiot that's weak, we go full brightness with no blurring here
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CC: @lucidiot@snug.moe @ptrc@treehouse.systems @bl00d@yourwalls.today
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CC: @lucidiot@snug.moe @ptrc@treehouse.systems @bl00d@yourwalls.today @mold@yourwalls.today
i just found a USB DRIVE lying around it’s full of PICTURES of MYSELF throughout my LIFE except there is always a SINISTER HORSE in the BACKGROUND
kaia writes cringe book [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
What name would you give to the teenaged, frail yet resourceful heroine of your post-cyberpunk tale? She's 17 but appears younger due to malnutrition and her metaverse addition. She's desperate to save her sick brother and caught in the crosshairs of a rogue AI called AnusMundi....
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re: kaia writes cringe book
@kaia uhhh, I asked ChatGPT by sending a screenshot with no commentary in a temporary chat and it kind of roasted you…...
re: kaia writes cringe book
@arcana hehe, that's actually good advice, thanks...
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@orangelantern @kaia “A masterclass in ironic worldbuilding that punches at genre fatigue.” sounds like something you’d read in a Guardian reviewkaia writes cringe book [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
@kaia D�rte.
Her mother wanted to call her Dörte because of their german origin - but the hospital-bot had difficulties with the encoding and because of weird bureaucracy processes it couldn't be corrected so she was stuck with the replacement-character for the rest of her life.
re: kaia writes cringe book
@kaia Debian...
re: kaia writes cringe book
@moth_ball she's a girl, not a boy!!kaia writes cringe book
@kaia i would give her a name, give her a number, give her brother a number, give every working class member a number...
kaia writes cringe book
@kaia or even better, give them a few letters indicating to which business their labor force belongs + a number.synthba-backwaren 830294 (she works at synthba-backwaren)
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im thinking maybe someone on mastodon.social
i have never drank any monster i'm not a real trans girl 😔
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@aismallard@woem.space @chjara@transfem.social I dare you to say this about Blahaj on public scope
subpost, but dumb
Fake units on the tl, whats a lbs, a " and some '
(I know what this means, I just haven't the slightest idea of what scale it is and too lazy to convert


RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/5e792580-9d58-429f-9f4b-421f83aa1a5d
My Hades? Harrowed.
My Mary? Immaculate.
My Church? Aposoticlic.
My Worship? Laturgical.
My Mass? Latin.
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@luce-anon laturgical
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@luce-anon theres an edit button you know
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@luce-anon ah nvm i just needed to refresh
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CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @luce-anon@brain.worm.pink

any more shirtjak ideas these are the ones ive done any more shirt jak ideas
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@fif at&t / bell labs ? unix , c , etc
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welcome to Metacity 4
(part 1: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/114721489638606188 )
(next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/114749834791501080 )
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@prahou
Omg sun mentioned :3
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@ozzelot I sneak it in my work from time to time, it's my favorite design of all time!
@prahou
*never owned anything sun but a huge-ass crt, which to be fair is surely An Object)
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@ozzelot from time to time there appear SUN stuff on aukro, but like... if you give it a long think - you always come to the same conclusion of: "i don't think I need a 30 year old server just because it has the cool logo on it."
@prahou I don't always have the time to say it but I watch your art every time you release it and love it. Keep it up
remade the united states of miku flag at 5700x3000 because bored
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In this house we stand for the flag
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@Jenetrix way back during covid lockdown my ex somehow accidentally texted this image to our realtor lmao

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all good hackers go to heaven
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@prahou one two three four /
hackers wanna hack some more
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four five six seven /
all good hackers goto heaven
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hack-er / hack-er

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We got this question about adding support for the NETRC environment variable to #curl - because it currently does not support it.
Curious about the prevalence of this environment variable in existing tools I decided to, yeah, Google it...
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@bagder woah impressive, so apparently AI knows more than you about curl - that's probably the future we've been sold all this time...
However, I wouldn't trust any development task to these AI though and you've been known to be dependable the last - let me check - oh yeah the last 29 years, so I guess thank you for everything and let's burn these AI to the ground!
I dunno, man. AI says it's already implemented.
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It's a good thing we don't use search to find _truth_ any more.
@bagder Wouldn't `${NETRC:+--netrc-file $NETRC}` be very close to what those seeking for $NETRC support want?
@bagder I mean, curl is a great tool. If curl does it, then you should definitely add that feature to curl.
@bagder IDK, it says "tools _like_ curl", so maybe it's time to admit that, well, curl is not a curl-like tool? xD
...that, or that the blue box is not knowledgeable-like. 🤔
god the new mother mother album is so good
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uspol
>Senior Trump officials say US attacks on Iran ‘not about regime change’Me when I fucking lie
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it isn't about regime change because they need an enemy state to keep up military companies...
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@eris @usernameswift invest in lockheed martin !!!!!!
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re: uspol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
@usernameswift @fiore @eris you'd be better off investing in oil companies while the oil prices temporarily shoot up as everyone fears the oil shortage.Military companies stocks don't seem to be reacting at all. Almost like it was world war 3 next week since 2022 but nothing ever happens

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re: uspol
@squish @eris @usernameswift the kind that if u run it w the wrong flag u brick your install
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I usually quote post and remove the mention then (it doesn’t work on misskey users)
RE: https://pl.valkyrie.world/objects/b2c7c261-b5c1-47ad-af77-ac8c9f71e143
@privateger 6. Window seat.
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I’m afraid you two will need to fight for that pfp
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CC: @squish@outerheaven.club @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz @mold@yourwalls.today @nullenvk@yourwalls.today
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my spiritual connection to mao tells me to kill the ceo of your bank ✅
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but uhhhhh
overthrow the government maybe? idk I didn't plan ahead that much
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