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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
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Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
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twitter screenshot "tf is going on in Poland", image is a fake liveuamap map of poland depicting an ongoing, very active war between biedronka and lidl
@mia@void.rehab has gone missing!
![A poster saying "Pazudusi kaķene Mia!" / "Cat Mia has went missing" [Two pics of the cat]](https://p.enes.lv/2/eris/s/60e6f78f2c7728d1175d6c774e14b54b.jpg "A poster saying \"Pazudusi kaķene Mia!\" / \"Cat Mia has went missing\" [Two pics of the cat]")
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CC: @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @trump@bae.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
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CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
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