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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

eternal blinding stew

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    [?]Evvy :neofox_floof: » 🌐
    @pierogiburo@tech.lgbt

    most common soup condiments in europe

    Map of Europe, countries are labeled based on their predominant energy source: coal, nuclear, natural gas, hydroelectricity, etc.

    Alt...Map of Europe, countries are labeled based on their predominant energy source: coal, nuclear, natural gas, hydroelectricity, etc.

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    I thought everyone else used water to make soup as well? this is crazy news to me, thank you for sharing this and educating me

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      you're hiding behind these formats like a nun behind the abbey walls

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        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

        guy who is against the nuclear family bc it discourages monasticism

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        [?]ĐØⱠⱠ » 🌐
        @Doll@decayable.ink

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          [?]vitalis » 🌐
          @vitalis@dirtyknight.life

          :snek:

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]they're kinda bad at it, it's more like enhanced jumping than flying, but yeah that's very flightful compared to a penguin or an ostrich

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Says to me you did, it's possibly just lag or smth

              CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                https://wetdry.world/users/nelson/statuses/116037314949959320

                these are great jokes, my stupid chud @wife@p.enes.lv spent a minute asking "who's seven" after the first one (boomers when you show them a meme: "who's that, how do you know them?") and then spent a minute asking "why is it six seven" after the second one (ok maybe i just suck at speaking). Made it so much funnier

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                  [?]Nelson Lopez » 🌐
                  @nelson@wetdry.world

                  RE: wetdry.world/@nelson/116037299

                  the "seven was sick", you could even say... it's a "sick seven"

                  THIS FUCKER'S INSTANCE CAN'T DO “RE: URL”!

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                  [?]:sprout: the strongest bocchi (evil) » 🌐
                  @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Are people from trance called trench?

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                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                    #learning

                    milo yiannopoulos: “is anal sex rpiscopalian?” radfem hitler: “no milo, anal sex is catholic (very fitting for you). episcopalians are into scissoring”

                    Alt...milo yiannopoulos: “is anal sex rpiscopalian?” radfem hitler: “no milo, anal sex is catholic (very fitting for you). episcopalians are into scissoring”

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      inflates you with water making you big and round

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        it's a formal proof for the theorem which allows it to be used in more advanced theorems building up to prove fancier stuff

                        CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Riften during summer (they don't have AC, only elves use that)

                          CC: @oshy@ak.kawen.space

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            are you a dolphin

                            CC: @ludrol@app.wafrn.net

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              metal plates

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                :(((((

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  there's foldable laminated paper? my worries are about specifically the "hinges" getting torn, i suppose you could create a fancy hinge mechanism xd

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    when i was a kid i found a soviet popscience book (idk if it's popsci, it's kinda like autistic entertainment, just an infodump pretending to have a plot) which had so many periodic "tables" in there, 2d spirals, 3d spirals, branching trees.. some of those were just art, some of those made the periodicity super obvious, and some were actually usable.

                                    regarding your offer, it's pretty standard AKA usable and quickly understandable, and doesn't treat the f elements as foreign aliens, but I have a criticism that it looks like it will easily fall apart at the seams with a lot of usage, but i have a bonus point because you can fold it so that it shows only the s elements with helium next to hydrogen and above beryllium, it's useless but be pretty epic (it seems doable with the specimen in the image). I would use this if I knew I wouldn't tear it apart by accident

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      be careful, too much radioactivity will also kill germans

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        you don't need uranium for this, from my alcoholism heart exercise experience, some energy drinks shine green in UV (and some shine blue, similar to tonic water), pretty sure it isn't the caffeine but something else they add, I think maybe the right mix of quinine,B12,&beta carotene? so maybe some vitamin water would glow similarly as well.

                                        but yea it won't be the glass shining green, but the drink itself, if that's a dealbreaker

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          hello?

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            bismuth is the one with freaky colors depending on how you cool it?

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              you should start findomming people thirsting over you on fedi

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                you can acquire it for a very short period

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                                                  [?]Steven Frank » 🌐
                                                  @stevenf@merveilles.town

                                                  Conway's back... and this time it's personal.

                                                  Alt..."Conway's Game of Death", a game prototype where a player controls a cellular automaton gone rogue, shooting at other cells in the traditional Game of Life simulation

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                                                  [?]myrmepropagandist » 🌐
                                                  @futurebird@sauropods.win

                                                  About that $50k ICE "bonus" [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                  Some people will do anything for money, or maybe they are just in dire situations. Anyway $50k to join ICE might tempt some people.

                                                  Well.

                                                  * It's not 50k it's 10k per year for five years. Big difference.
                                                  * It is a five year *commitment* bonus. You need to work the full five years OR you must pay it back.
                                                  * So if your work for 3 years then quit you owe them 30k! (money you may need for a lawyer)
                                                  * The first 10k will be about $6500 after taxes.

                                                  Just so everyone knows.

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  too large

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                                                    [?]NO FUTURE » 🌐
                                                    @taq@thicc.horse

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                                                    🐲 i met the local jumping spider today

                                                    a picture of a shrub behind a banister

                                                    Alt...a picture of a shrub behind a banister

                                                    closer to the bush. some is in light and some in shadow. is anything there?

                                                    Alt...closer to the bush. some is in light and some in shadow. is anything there?

                                                    quite close to the bush. on a sunny leaf there is… something

                                                    Alt...quite close to the bush. on a sunny leaf there is… something

                                                    very zoomed in. a jumping spider is sunning themself on the leaf!

                                                    Alt...very zoomed in. a jumping spider is sunning themself on the leaf!

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                                                    [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                    @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                    yaoi > yuri bcs yaoi sounds like something tom and jerry would say after touching a boiling hot iron

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    YOWEEE

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                                                      [?]Dog with Glasses Plushie :neodog_glasses: :waow: » 🌐
                                                      @woof@fedi.aria.dog

                                                      My most emotional moment in gaming was definitely when after 72 attempts on the last boss it finally said in big bold letters “ELDEN RUNG”

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