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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: boosted

[?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
@mer@yourwalls.today

calvin and hobbes
locke and demosthene
is the key to writing kino stories for the youth a pair of childish characters with the name of philosophers?

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

It's not that bad if you have self-control and use fancy features sparingly. Worst thing about C++ is that influenced Rust's syntax because some chuds at Mozilla couldn't bear to look at anything that didn't have ::<>{} all over the place

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    [?]just cell » 🌐
    @cell@shitposter.world

    another “expat” vs “immigrant” debate online :puniko_sigh:

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      More Goth

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        No I actually dislike Anthropic

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          you just ran out of your daily free will allowance

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I'm not saying it's a causation, but it would be at least a correlation: Ainur were capable of choosing their physical forms (or becoming ethereal) at will unless they were bound by some oaths (like Gandalf) or if they were corrupted by evil which made them more physical and "human like". So if Melkor could choose a more traditionally feminine form again, they would be more "saved" indeed

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              featuring Gandalf from Balrog May Cry

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              they should have a guy found the flat earth society after the Valar turn the Earth round. have him say some marvel "welll THAT just happened i guess" before founding it as well

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Ahh thank you for bringing up this issue, I'll go talk to my manager.

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                (you can hear muffled me screaming) SHE'S GONNA KILL ME PLEASE HELP ME

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Akallabêth the Sitcom

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    ma'am i just work here

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                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                      @eris thats a nice pin. the fancy type they use for commendation within mcduckies.

                      how many customers have you served to win this honor?

                      how many among them were kids, civilians, and innocent people? did they eat well?

                      when you serve customers, are you happy? are you proud? are you counting your burgers and waiting for the next prize?

                      how many good pins like this you got?

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Aww thanks for noticing. I don't know the exact number myself as it's being tracked by the receipt system. A lot of the customers are kids and civilians, I'd say well over 60%. Judging by online reviews, most of them ate well.

                        I wouldn't say I'm happy or proud but I'm glad to serve you here at McDuckies. But I don't count the burgers myself, I'm just a cashier.

                        I have two pins, including this one.

                        Now then are you going to order something or?

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          hello how may i help you

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐴 HORSE 🐴 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥’s HORSE COCK is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don’t forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗️❗️ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄️🀄️ with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶 or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              but why does a down float

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Estonians explaining that their country is actually Scandinavia and anything south of them is a shithole

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Juggleweb has got it for you

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  ok jeez 😥

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    fuck my stupid account is locked due to 3 failed logins life

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    i think it's pretty funny though, i typoed my password two times when logging in and then i typoed it when running doas so now i'm locked out of using doas but i'm logged in.

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      me when systemd automatically restarts the crashed service

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        no, that'd be very wrong to do

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                                          [?]φ » 🌐
                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                          @Suiseiseki @meeper bro shut up i swear to god you dont touch my favorite gayslop ok i will actually send you ticking boxes in the mail

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