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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

            snac sized green »
            @green@snac.122.hu

            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                CC: @green@snac.122.hu

                  snac sized green »
                  @green@snac.122.hu

                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Technically speaking, the land of penes was ceded to disqordia

                    CC: @affine@yourwalls.today @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                      Omg the Rzeczpospolita was Polish-Lithuanian and the Latvian parts were Liflandia/Inflantia and the autonomous Courland-Semigallia. And then the Swedes came and fucked it up and then the Russians did it as well which is complete bullshit since the Livonian Order gave away all that land to Poland specifically so that they would protect them from Russia but oh no let's RP as a birthday cake now anyways i'm eepy

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                        bl00d »
                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                        @eris @affine everyone fucks everyone

                        it's hetalia all over again :akko_badday:

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                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Bottom solidarnośc

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                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            But you're the clown

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                              trump »
                              @trump@bae.st

                              @eris damn right
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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                You've gotten taller

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                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Yeah but you do

                                  CC: @meso@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                    CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                    @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                    @meso you mean a gas station licked that rizz

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      You're literally first post in my private timeline

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                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Somebody once told me that if one of the actors is non-binary, it's always gay

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                                          Loser drug addict »
                                          @cobra@ak.vern.cc

                                          @eris @yassie_j htey were looking kinda dumb with their finger and their thumb

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                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Oh it is snac2, not sure if there's a public version of snac 1. (I am currently one minor version behind the newest tho.)

                                            It is an uhhh experience. I'm still torturing myself with the official web UI, and it has such features as opening notifications takes a couple seconds idk why. Oh and it really makes me not want to doomscroll (because it gets paginated by 50 posts and liking/boosting/replying takes you back to page which is good but also makes me miss a lot of what ppl are saying

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Posting or liking or boosting sometimes also takes a while lol. It might be a nicer experience if I just used Husky or such with it but I'm not giving up

                                              CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                Gender-post-punk

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                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                  Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me

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                                                    :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                    @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                    @Bard that was before I was born

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                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      They don't want you on yascast bcs you're so favorite yas doesn't wanna share

                                                      CC: @lewdum@heckin.how @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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                                                        CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                        @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                        @snacks in my honk choo honk choo era

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                                                          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                          @Velveteen ah, Pretend is giving you that classic Nintendo experience

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                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            I'm gonna be that second person but

                                                            you can do al that in emacs

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              If you ever laugh at your own old posts you're narcissistic (unless you're plural and it's a different headmate who made the post)

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                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                Since i already intruded in the thread
                                                                vscodium plugins
                                                                IIRC it's only that you can't use the built-in marketplace and some plugins are available only there
                                                                LOVE pandoc
                                                                pandoc, imagemagick, ffmpeg, love them

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                                                                  anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                                                  @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                                                  @Eleonora blue rabbit 😂 why you blurr 😂😂

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                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Blue rabbit.. blue bunny.. blunny.. bluuy.. bully.. think abour it

                                                                    CC: @Eleonora@oomfie.city

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                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Car

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                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Did you know! F in AFAB stands for "Fascist"

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                                                                      f_o_u_r_t_y »
                                                                      @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

                                                                      @eris it stands for fawty actually

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                                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        Me when philosophy

                                                                        CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          And the crocheting ones aren't really needles, they're more like hooks

                                                                          CC: @Tony@clew.lol

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                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                            Me installing Solaris on my GUN (Gun's Unix Now)

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                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              Sewing and crocheting usually isn't big needles. (Tho I can imagine if you're making some big "rough" crocheting stuff you'd get big fat "needles" there)

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                                                                                anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                                                                @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                enviwormental storytelling

                                                                                authenyo@eepy.zone gorts "im nettspend reacting every fedi post." & rat@brain.worm.pink gorts "people keep reacting this & idk what it is" with a screenshot of a nettspend reaction

                                                                                Alt...authenyo@eepy.zone gorts "im nettspend reacting every fedi post." & rat@brain.worm.pink gorts "people keep reacting this & idk what it is" with a screenshot of a nettspend reaction

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                                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                say WHAT

                                                                                  anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                                                                  @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                  grr4rrr

                                                                                  Fish of Rage »
                                                                                  @sun@shitposter.world

                                                                                  the monkey's paw finger curls

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                                                                                  Fish of Rage »
                                                                                  @sun@shitposter.world

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                                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  Make me admin in exchange for not having sex with me

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                                                                                    𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁 :xf_nyxsigil: :labrys-45-sickle: :nyxcat: »
                                                                                    @nyx@social.xenofem.me

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