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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

tomo's kaitsilisk

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[?]φ »
@fiore@brain.worm.pink

lmfao , shitware

hyprland website talking about their new 5€/month premium version

Alt...hyprland website talking about their new 5€/month premium version

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[?]φ »
@fiore@brain.worm.pink

literally i hope you get pissed on . maybe learn to not be a transphobic asshole and ppl will actually care to donate to your project without u having to sell quickshell dotfiles lmfao

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    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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    [?]φ »
    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

    and donate if u like the project and can afford it !!

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      [?]Trash Panda »
      @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

      @fiore@brain.worm.pink
      I can donate love. Git projects need a section where people can just go and be nice to the dev

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        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

        @raccoon u can !! hes on here !!! @YaLTeR appreciation post !!!

          [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
          @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

          @fiore river is nice too (though it's not availible on chimera despite the dev being one of the core maintainer of the distro because zig still require speciric versions of llvm to build :nynPensive: (im not using it, I just like the design)), maybe I'll try niri on my rpi touchscreen, that could works easier :thinking_cirno:

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            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

            @tisanae yes !! its awesome

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              [?]Trash Panda »
              @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

              @fiore@brain.worm.pink
              How is he transphobic? Not arguing, just asking.

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                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                @raccoon he consistently failed at making the hyprland community spaces safe for trans people by enabling transphobic bullies and being all pissy abt it

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                  [?]she jinping 五毛党 🇵🇸 »
                  @authen@brain.worm.pink

                  @fiore i still dont understand how that guy can be transphobic when i first tried that shit the gayest fucking woman ive seen in my life was the default wallpaper and everyone that uses that shit is gay as fuck

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                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    @authen hes a dumbass

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      noted, to get pissed on by fiore i need to be transphobic

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                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                        @eris NO NOT TRUE

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          hey bitchh i herd ur trans? that's not cool. piss on me.

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                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                            @eris I NEVER SAID ID DO IT MYSELG

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Oh what do I have to do for you to do it ?

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                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                @eris NOTHING

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Oh so you'll piss on me for free?

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                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                    @eris AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO TUMMY PIC FOR U TODAY

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      >implying you would've sent one

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                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                        @eris r u trying me .

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          nope, just stating the facts, you wouldn't have sent it anyways so there's nothing i lost

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                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                            @eris check dms in a sec

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                                              [?]rose »
                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

                                              @fiore >i hope you get pissed on
                                              haha trans people are like super uncool right..

                                              (and now we wait :cirno_heh: )

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                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                @rose u ppl are so predictable

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                                                  [?]rose »
                                                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                  @fiore god forbid a girl needs nourishment 😞

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                                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                    @rose go ask @eris

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      No you idiot we want your piss

                                                      CC: @rose@yourwalls.today

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                                                        [?]Coffee »
                                                        @coffee@cafecreature.club

                                                        @fiore Fuck :(

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                                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                        @coffee do u use it ?

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                                                          [?]Coffee »
                                                          @coffee@cafecreature.club

                                                          @fiore I do, and I happen to enjoy it a little more than other tiling window managers. I had no idea the community side of it sucked so badly, I just got it through archinstall :<

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                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                          @coffee yeag its very unfortunate !! but i wouldnt suggest it anyways also for technical reasons nowadays , its ecosystem is now too isolated , since it doesnt use wlroots anymore , and also the fact that plugin development is done in c++ is a huge downer for me

                                                          also also classical tiling doesnt appeal to me as much anymore ever since i switched to niri

                                                            [?]lena »
                                                            @cotton@evy.pet

                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink hyprland is still foss this is basically just a paid mailing list and forum stuff.

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                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                              @cotton foss projects that dont behave like assholes to users dont need techbro startup wording and premium features to lure u into donating to the project

                                                                [?]Terence Eden »
                                                                @Edent@mastodon.social

                                                                Holy shit! I've found a contactless payment app which works on !

                                                                Google Wallet refuses to play nicely with nonofficial OSes.

                                                                All UK credit card providers seem to go via GPay.

                                                                But Curve - the virtual card app - works perfectly! I added my credit card, set up their contactless wallet, and just paid for a bun using NFC 😃

                                                                Only works with Visa & MasterCard, but that's good enough for me.

                                                                Obligatory referral link (sign up and get £10). curve.com/join#D4MK9ZKN

                                                                Android notification saying I spent £3.95 on sticky buns.

                                                                Alt...Android notification saying I spent £3.95 on sticky buns.

                                                                  [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                  @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                  Cant wait to go home and force my ivybridge hackintosh to run uhhhhhhhhhhh sequoia

                                                                  Maybe use it as an ediin rig

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                                                                  [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                  @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                  EDITING RIG*

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                                                                    [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                    Tho i have a suspicious modern FCP will not agree with a AMD terascale 2 card

                                                                      [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                      @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                      wahhhhh please dont boil me!! please dont cook me!! please dont put me in a soup!!!

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      You will be steamed instead

                                                                        [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                        @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                        people on this platform are cute sex perverts 😚😚

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        !WARNING! This post is for gathering people to make fun of! Be aware! !WARNING!

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          sacrebleu!! un néorenard sauvage sans son habitat naturel!!!

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                                                                          [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                          @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                          @eris le corbac, son clacos au bec lui jetta un regard à l'oblique, si plein de dédain qu'le boug, bien que sachant chasser sans son chien, s'en fut déchu de tout habitat tout court :mikuShock:

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            i know the word "chien"

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                                                                              [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                              @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                              @eris :necoHehehhi: the [slang for crow], holding a [slang for camembert] in its beak casted an oblique stare so full of disdain that the guy, though able to hunt without its dog, was fallen short from its habitat

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                                                                                [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                                @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                @eris I mixed the well known begining of the Lafntaine's fable le renard et le corbeau with the tongue twister un chasseur sachant chasser doit savoir chasser sans son chien :3

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                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  I see I see. Merci beaucoup

                                                                                    [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                    mac has no games

                                                                                    the games on mac:

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                                                                                    [?]breakfast on the grass »
                                                                                    @tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay

                                                                                    i hate my stupid sexy followers

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                                                                                    [?]φ »
                                                                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                    @tenthousandisopods sometimes o dryhump myself . weird concept , i know

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                                                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                      @tenthousandisopods this was supposed to be a normal post but ig itll stay here now

                                                                                        [?]the dogggggggggggggg »
                                                                                        @lily@java.duke.social

                                                                                        i love roblox the only games i play are shitty tycoon games on it

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                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                        girls do not

                                                                                        * orgasm
                                                                                        * poo
                                                                                        * fart
                                                                                        * pee
                                                                                        * eat
                                                                                        * drink
                                                                                        * breathe
                                                                                        * think
                                                                                        * exist
                                                                                        * girls are created by the devil to stop you from what's truly important:
                                                                                        * jacking off to anime

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                                                                                        [?]azalea 🌸 »
                                                                                        @azalea@woem.space

                                                                                        @eris can confirm, am girl, dont exist

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                                                                                          [?]Taylan (Feminist Reply Guy) »
                                                                                          @taylan@fedi.feministwiki.org

                                                                                          @eris This is just tryharding to get into BadFediPosts. :blobcat-glare2:

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                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                            Nope, I saw a poastie say smth like "girls don't poop shit or orgasm" and i wanted to set the record straight.

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                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                              :neorenard:

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                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                A savage neorenard

                                                                                                  [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                  posting a meme with photoshopped rats this is the gospel

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                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                  Verified by Imam Ukko

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                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    néorenard sauvage

                                                                                                    [?]edanomel »
                                                                                                    @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                    Damn I wanna fuck the clock woman now

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                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    Do I even want to know

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                                                                                                      [?]edanomel »
                                                                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                      @eris i 'unno do you

                                                                                                        edanomel boosted

                                                                                                        [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral (unsobriety arc) »
                                                                                                        @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                        @eris @nyanide vtumor thirst trapping nothing to see here.

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                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                          Yeah I was wondering if there's maybe something more messed up

                                                                                                          CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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                                                                                                            [?]Phenotype Fairy »
                                                                                                            @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                            geniunley perplexing notification

                                                                                                            Signal telling me i   May have notifications

                                                                                                            Alt...Signal telling me i May have notifications

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                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            I'm guessing it's meant like if someone gets your phone they won't be able to tell if you actually have new messages on signal without opening signal (which might entail getting through lockscreens and PINs and such). I do wonder if Signal sends this notification randomly as well

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              That was meant more as a question, less as a me writing a lecture

                                                                                                              CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                                [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                                @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                I think part of why steamos is so liked is minimum requirements of terminals. You cant tell joe accounting to "use a terminal"

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                                                                                                                [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                                @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                This post will probably have me stabbed but its true and fundamentally why i dont reccomend nontechy people to use linux

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                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                  Yeah, the "it just works" is very important

                                                                                                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                    L'orage est revenu
                                                                                                                    C'est ça mon signe de me coucher

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                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    The storm is renewed
                                                                                                                    It's a sign for me to get off my couch

                                                                                                                    I should rename my account to "mistranslating posts"

                                                                                                                      [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                      @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                      Câlice cet orage est violent

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                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                      Chalice the orange cat is violent

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                                                                                                                        [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                        @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                        @eris eh assez proche

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                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                          idk what's a proche but I bet you're telling me to reassess my translation

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                                                                                                                            [?]violette 🌸 »
                                                                                                                            @vi@downbad.fr

                                                                                                                            @usernameswift@pleromer.net J'espère que ca ira :neocat_nervous:

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                                                                                                                              [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                              @vi y semble être passé mais esti ça fut violent
                                                                                                                              On dirait que dieu nous punit

                                                                                                                                [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                what are some good movies to watch im bored

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                                                                                                                                [?]arcana »
                                                                                                                                @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                                                @bulldoggirl300 What kind of stuff do you usually watch? Any genres you like?

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                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                  Watch Solaris (1972)

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Forestofenchantment :zoroarkconfused: »
                                                                                                                                    @Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa

                                                                                                                                    @eris @bulldoggirl300 MOST BORING FUCKING MOVIE EVER. It's literally a bunch of people talking in the library of a space station for three hours. Watch Stalker or Andrei Rublev if you want Tarkovsky, not Solaris.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                      i like the talking

                                                                                                                                      CC: @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Forestofenchantment :zoroarkconfused: »
                                                                                                                                        @Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa

                                                                                                                                        @eris @bulldoggirl300 Yeah. That's a good point. I like the woman in that movie who refuses to leave his husband.

                                                                                                                                          [?]🇵🇸 single use plastique 🏴‍☠️ »
                                                                                                                                          @mook@possum.city

                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink would second that, and after Solaris... Stalker (7) is great

                                                                                                                                            [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                                            @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                            :myntSleeping:

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                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                              vaarty staying up late

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                                                                                                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                                                                @eris yeah. was video gaming with friends

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                                                                                                                                                  @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                  I took a nap god damnit!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                  good morbing

                                                                                                                                                    [?]antimagic heart-sickness »
                                                                                                                                                    @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                                                                                                                    "i want [your favourite billionaire] dead"
                                                                                                                                                    "i want everyone to come to an understanding of truth and kindness"

                                                                                                                                                    "i want a million bucks"
                                                                                                                                                    "i want the entire capitalist system abolished and the machinery of the state completely overhauled so that everyone's needs are met and no one is allowed to oppress others through duress and necessity"

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                    i want a billion bucks so that you'll want me dead

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