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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
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Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
eriscon is not happening
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@eris thats a nice pin. the fancy type they use for commendation within mcduckies.
how many customers have you served to win this honor?
how many among them were kids, civilians, and innocent people? did they eat well?
when you serve customers, are you happy? are you proud? are you counting your burgers and waiting for the next prize?
how many good pins like this you got?
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I wouldn't say I'm happy or proud but I'm glad to serve you here at McDuckies. But I don't count the burgers myself, I'm just a cashier.
I have two pins, including this one.
Now then are you going to order something or?
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@eris ive already ordered, corporate lapdog, and so has that little chief over there.
you did well. everything on the receipt is exactly as it should be
and yet, our orders are not. when that little chief made her order, she asked for no pickles. she naively trusted this place and bit into it. i saw shock. horror. digust. pickles. 3. pickles.