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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

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                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    It ain't crop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                    CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                      Please send prayers, having eating urges

                      Trad niggas at the TL post w the Dear Diary vibes agressive af. "Please send prayers, having masturbation urges" nigga what?!

                      Alt...Trad niggas at the TL post w the Dear Diary vibes agressive af. "Please send prayers, having masturbation urges" nigga what?!

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                      timber? :senkowhat: »
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                      @eris the amount of crying laughing emojis reminds me of this

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                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                        GROOMER ALERT (may reference?)

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                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                          Well that was the only thing I could think of

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                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                            More inflation because it's two trillion not just one trillion

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                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                              Because you've been getting drunk every evening

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                I don't drink often anymore so I can immediately get wasted from anything, much more fun that way

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                                  you chugged down a bottle of vodka alone, that isn't fine

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                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                    what are the genetic requirements?

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                      why are you turning yourself back into an alcoholic :(

                                      do i have to come over and beat some sense into you?

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                                        That isn't any better, dear :(

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                                          "i'm not an alcoholic anymore" people drinking a bottle of vodka in 4 days

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                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                            LMFAOOO WHADDAHELL

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                              Tonight the role of wife will be played by may

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                              Oh I am not fucking may, don't worry guys, my wife is just eating some random cough pills her friends gave her and is complaining about how she will die if she keeps sitting at the table

                                                The Suave Melon »
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                                                April Fools innit?

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                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                  Bomzis-coded, sitting in esplanāde, staring at the unfinished golden roofs of the cathedral

                                                  CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

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                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                    It probably actually converts any image you copy into a bitmap and for gifs it's the first frame

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                                                      You wouldn't download a body

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                                                        May brainwashed you good, Ms. Paula "I HATE DOGS" Kitty

                                                        CC: @trump@bae.st @degen@m.ating.press @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                          That's actually your web browser or operating system if it happened bcs of a drag-n-drop or copy-paste

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                                                            Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                              Do you think Frank Herbert went to Turkey and got absolutely wasted before or after naming dune (Ar)Rakis ?

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                                                              This little snake will never know how happy it made me or how precious they are. Eat lots of snails little one!

                                                              Closer view of the snake in the lush moss of the wall over the long lost brook.

                                                              Alt...Closer view of the snake in the lush moss of the wall over the long lost brook.

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                              долбоеб
                                                              @trump@bae.st референс

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                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                I'm a

                                                                slaaaaave
                                                                for you

                                                                I won't deny it
                                                                I'm not tryna hide it

                                                                CC: @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                  Did you know the word "slave" is derived from the slavic word for slav.

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                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                    Also, "ciao" because that originally was a polite greeting like "anything you want"

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                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                      Anyways, I'm Balto-Slavic, specifically East Baltic, specifically Latvian, specifically a historically important subtype of Latvian named Latgalian so uhhhh no

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                                                                        Idk i was going for a different vibe then

                                                                        CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe @affine@yourwalls.today

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                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                          Harder cheese is better bcs it dissolves better, mine was pretty soft and melty like good for grilled cheese, but so there were a lot of lumps and I didn't really bother breaking them up as it was really an experiment not following a recipe. I bet Meso's recipe is much better (or Lucy is actually afraid of him so that's why she says all those things).

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                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                            It did, wrong kind of cheese, I admit, but it did have cheese. Thatt's why i called it "boiled sandwich"

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                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                              Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

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                                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                But you're the clown

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                                                                                  @eris damn right
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                                                                                    That was fast

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                                                                                    Yea when i saw a pic of her i was prepared to see some chiseled bodybuilder or whatever she keeps saying she looks like but instead i see some renaissance painting of an angel

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                                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                      Technically speaking, the land of penes was ceded to disqordia

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                                                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                        Omg the Rzeczpospolita was Polish-Lithuanian and the Latvian parts were Liflandia/Inflantia and the autonomous Courland-Semigallia. And then the Swedes came and fucked it up and then the Russians did it as well which is complete bullshit since the Livonian Order gave away all that land to Poland specifically so that they would protect them from Russia but oh no let's RP as a birthday cake now anyways i'm eepy

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                                                                                          bl00d »
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                                                                                          @eris @affine everyone fucks everyone

                                                                                          it's hetalia all over again :akko_badday:

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                                                                                            Bottom solidarnośc

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