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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

    :pantsu1: 🏳‍⚧ »
    @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

            snac sized green »
            @green@snac.122.hu

            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                CC: @green@snac.122.hu

                  snac sized green »
                  @green@snac.122.hu

                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Shrine Maiden Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: »
                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                    im absolutely shocked this samba is just. straight out of box no extra config required compatible with nt4 clients

                    so yeah uhhh i can run a file share on OS/2 warp now :akko_derp:

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                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      noice

                        The Suave Melon »
                        @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                        ELECT ME AS FEDI-PRESIDENT AND I WILL CHANGE THINGS ON THIS PLACE

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                          🐍 SuperSnekFriend 🐍 »
                          @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st

                          @waifu
                          >Looks at the calendar
                          IT"S OFF ELECTION SEASON. GET BACK TO DRAWING THE TANNED, PREGNANT PLEROMA-CHANS :02_yell:

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                            The Suave Melon »
                            @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                            @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st I just made up the election day ​:gigachad:

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                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              ELECT WAIFU AS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. THE WAIFU-PLEROMA-TAN DYNASTY WILL LIVE FOREVER

                                populus mental »
                                @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Snac is anti-webp (or i never read the build instructions that told me how to enable webp support)

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                updated snac from 2.51 to 2.75 lol

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Hell yeahj

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                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  I should change my snac so that it says "@Gronk what's the context" instead of just Context. I think that would be pretty stupid of a thing to do

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                                    affine »
                                    @mold@yourwalls.today

                                    @eris tfw snac2 has emoji reacts before gotosocial

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Oh I can't react with them and they don't appear in normal UI, I can only see them in notifications.

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                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Normal UI = timeline

                                        CC: @mold@yourwalls.today

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                                          wife »
                                          @wife@p.enes.lv

                                          yummy snacks

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                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            yummy mummy

                                              :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                              Currently in a real cafe with @sarayalth @frawst @lexi @wiki

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                                                punished mer »
                                                @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                this instance is very polish so let me adapt

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                                                affine »
                                                @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                @mer to be fair I think me and bl00d are in a minority now :marseyitsover:

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                                                  bl00d »
                                                  @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                  @mold @mer there are two other people from pl on this instance tho

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                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Guess you have to reproduce now

                                                    CC: @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                      Christine Lemmer-Webber 🌀 »
                                                      @cwebber@social.coop

                                                      Every now and then when my blog gets attention, *especially* when the "How Decentralized Is Bluesky Really" post came out, you get a bunch of people complaining that the site looks like it was designed 20 years ago (it was)

                                                      @mkljczk made a "more modern version" of my blog mkljczk.pl/uploads/how-decentr

                                                      Compare to the original dustycloud.org/blog/how-decent

                                                      Big step up!

                                                        david »
                                                        @david@blob.cat

                                                        what is spw is run by the feds

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                                                        david »
                                                        @david@blob.cat

                                                        are u a fed @sun ?

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                                                          Fish of Rage »
                                                          @sun@shitposter.world

                                                          @david wat no we are owned by Tencent

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                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            '

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                                                            affine »
                                                            @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                            @eris FromSoft appreciates you were there for their lowest :UbelPray:

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              I wasn't there at the time so no not really

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                                                                affine »
                                                                @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                @eris dw the flow of time is convoluted or something

                                                                (ds2 was my first and I still like it btw)

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                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  dw the flow of time is convoluted or something
                                                                  this is ds2, you have to excuse issues away by talking about how the game is about dementia

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                                                                    affine »
                                                                    @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                    @eris telling my grandkids how I took an elevator up an earthen hill and ended up in a lava field

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                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      telling my grandkids about how i should be able to see drangleic castle from Majula, but I can't and also why does it suddenly start raining and why is it night time, emerald herald don't just stand there please help the elephants are killing me

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                                                                        affine »
                                                                        @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                        @eris behold, a rat.

                                                                        Royal Rat Authority, a furred quadruped.

                                                                        Alt...Royal Rat Authority, a furred quadruped.

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                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          puppyy

                                                                            Izzy, Queen of all Microchips, First of Her Name »
                                                                            @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

                                                                            suggestive anime girls [SENSITIVE CONTENT]tag yourself
                                                                            source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/77395711

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                                                                            :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                            @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                            @izzy any of these women would be right for me

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                                                                              Izzy, Queen of all Microchips, First of Her Name »
                                                                              @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

                                                                              @yassie_j but none of them are me :akko_cry:

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                                                                                :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                                                @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                @izzy don’t worry, you’re the most iconic <3

                                                                                  Fish of Rage »
                                                                                  @sun@shitposter.world

                                                                                  the cure for autism: a brick to the face

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                                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  I thought it was a dremel to the face?

                                                                                    prisixia »
                                                                                    @prisixia@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                    food [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                    breakfast

                                                                                    a loaf of bread

                                                                                    Alt...a loaf of bread

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                                                                                    kaia »
                                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                    re: food@prisixia don't eat towellll!!!!

                                                                                      :oppa: kittymaxxing :oppa: »
                                                                                      @rosey@catgirl.rehab

                                                                                      alt text is there so you can tell Google's ai crawler what's in the image

                                                                                      『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                      @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                      mother won't stop commenting on how tan I am now

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                                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                      hey @eris@yourwalls.today i love you. when do we get married?

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                                                                                        Ukko (real) »
                                                                                        @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                        @eris tomorrow

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                                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                          ok 💗
                                                                                          yay 💗

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                                                                                            Ukko (real) »
                                                                                            @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                            @eris send me $500?;

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                                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                              oh.. s-sorry, i don't have that kind of money to spare... i guess that's a goodbye then :(

                                                                                                The Real Grunfink »
                                                                                                @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                I'm glad to announce the release of version 2.75 of , the simple, minimalistic instance server written in C. It includes the following changes:

                                                                                                Added support for scheduled posts (for this to work correctly, users will have to set their time zone, see below).

                                                                                                The user can now select a working time zone. This will be used to correctly parse the local date and time of a scheduled post.

                                                                                                Fixed incorrect poll vote format, which was causing problems in platforms like GotoSocial.

                                                                                                Mastodon API: added support for /api/v1/instance/peers.

                                                                                                Added a new snac-admin helper script (contributed by shtrophic).

                                                                                                In the web UI, posts are separated by the <hr hidden> tag; it's invisible in graphical browsers, but it separates post clearly in text-based browsers.

                                                                                                Some Finnish, Spanish, Czech and Russian translation updates and fixes.

                                                                                                https://comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                                                If you find useful, please consider buying grunfink a coffee or contributing via LiberaPay.

                                                                                                This release has been inspired by the song Pictures on the Wall by .

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                                                                                                  opal »
                                                                                                  @wowaname@freesoftwareextremist.com

                                                                                                  @grunfink
                                                                                                  >The hidden state indicates that the element is not currently relevant to the page, or that it is being used to declare content for reuse by other parts of the page and should not be directly presented to the user. The browser will not render elements that are in the hidden state.
                                                                                                  arguably the <hr/> elements are still "relevant" semantically, so would it not make more sense to just render these display:none via css and be entirely sure that text browsers that don't render css will *never* try to hide these?

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                                                                                                    The Real Grunfink »
                                                                                                    @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                    The hr hidden was introduced to make post boundaries to be clearly visible in text-based browsers, which (I incorrectly supposed) totally ignore CSS. Initially, I did it with a display: none style, but then was surprised that the links2 text-browser indeed interpreted it and hide the separator.

                                                                                                      Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                      @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                      @grunfink Great release! Thank you!

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                                                                                                        The Real Grunfink »
                                                                                                        @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                        Thank you so much, Stefano!

                                                                                                          ティージェーグレェ »
                                                                                                          @teajaygrey@snac.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                          My apologies for the delay.

                                                                                                          I submitted a Pull Request to update MacPorts' snac to 2.75 here:

                                                                                                          https://github.com/macports/macports-ports/pull/28174

                                                                                                          GitHub Continuous Integration checks passed OK!

                                                                                                          It's up to someone else with commit access to merge it.

                                                                                                          Thanks to you, shtrophic and everyone else who helped make improvements for this release!



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                                                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            And then I freaked it

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                                                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            @affine@yourwalls.today you mean to say your display doesn't have any software running it? @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                                                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              @lamp@kitty.haus miku is an alien and she is kinda spacey coming from the universe to party and go crazy @trump@bae.st

                                                                                                                anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                                                                                                @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                my boyfriend

                                                                                                                a few text messages
"i missed u and i wanted to see if you were up so we could maybe chat or something"
"do you still have a crush on me ...?"
"do you like me"
screenshot of a tweet from @matumland: my girlfriend keeps FEEDING this overweight RACCOON under her deck because she "cares about him" (skull emojis) i find THIS today (picture of a piece of bread left out on a deck with goldfish crackers arrayed in a heart on top)

                                                                                                                Alt...a few text messages "i missed u and i wanted to see if you were up so we could maybe chat or something" "do you still have a crush on me ...?" "do you like me" screenshot of a tweet from @matumland: my girlfriend keeps FEEDING this overweight RACCOON under her deck because she "cares about him" (skull emojis) i find THIS today (picture of a piece of bread left out on a deck with goldfish crackers arrayed in a heart on top)

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                                                                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                Me as a boyfriend

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                                                                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                  It's me

                                                                                                                  CC: @trump@bae.st

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                                                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    Nothing ever happens

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                                                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    I think pernia went too far this time, drones to israel??? Twisted

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                                                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    Call me a Maiar system the way the me within the mirror tells the me without that i shall not pass

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                                                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    hm

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                                                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    Shit's broken

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                                                                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                      You're missing

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                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                                        anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                                                                                                        @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                        @eris all of human society has been engineered to create the most generic pop song possible to entertain an alien traveling from one end of the universe to another

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                                                                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                          FUCK IMAGINE

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                                                                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                            Saxophone is not an instrument that's played in symphonic orchestras, clarinets would be the most similar I think

                                                                                                                            CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                                                                              UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                              Wikipedia, terrorism [SENSITIVE CONTENT]English Wikipedia: "nyaa~"
                                                                                                                              French Wikipedia: "On this date in 2015, a series of Islamic State suicide attacks took place in Paris."

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                                                                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                              How charred is your toast that it has noticeably less carbs than bread

                                                                                                                              CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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                                                                                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                That's not how you were supposed to read the n-word

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