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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]NFL draft dodger » 🌐
@georgespolitzer@monads.online

[?]casscading smile sheet » 🌐
@aronia@tech.lgbt

i got the pokémon fire red, but i can't figure out how to get it into the switch??

a pokémon fire red GBA cartridge attempting to be stuck into the game card slot of a nintendo switch

Alt...a pokémon fire red GBA cartridge attempting to be stuck into the game card slot of a nintendo switch

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

hammer

    [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
    @eris@yourwalls.today

    If Ali Khamenei needs any homeless resources, I know a few good non-profits down in Skid Row

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    [?]m मी » 🌐
    @meeper@udongein.xyz

    @eris Potential timeline where Kohemeni and Dalai lama both take refuge in the same place and become friends

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      [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
      @eris@yourwalls.today

      @meeper Epstein's Island Reunion

        [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
        @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

        @meeper @eris it's like that anime about Buddha and Jesus living together

          [?]today's worth living » 🌐
          @twl@pleroma.8777.ch

          [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

          this is such a stupid question

          no one is going to be able to answer that unless they learned the definitions from this specific course

          2. Welche Arten von IT gibt es in Organisationen? Beschreiben sie jede kurz.

          Alt...2. Welche Arten von IT gibt es in Organisationen? Beschreiben sie jede kurz.

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          [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
          @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

          oh my god this is the slide they're referencing

          IT ist komplex
IT einer Organisation:
- Cloud
- Externe Dienstleiser
- Lieferanten
- On-premise

          Alt...IT ist komplex IT einer Organisation: - Cloud - Externe Dienstleiser - Lieferanten - On-premise

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            [?]Jakob (he/him) » 🌐
            @blauertee@berlin.social

            @lizzy also everything except the on premise stuff runs on Ubuntu?

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              [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
              @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

              @blauertee yea lmao i thought the same thing

              i think it's potentially meant to imply recursion? like cloud and external providers also have their own distinction

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                IT ist komplex indeed

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  inshallah ali khamenei is dead

                  [?]シャポコ🌵 » 🌐
                  @shapoco@misskey.io

                  リフロー係

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                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    new evangelion ?????

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    you could say it's a new genesis

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                      @azureazure@social.xenofem.me

                      @fiore beating a dead horse since 1997

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                        [?]φ » 🌐
                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                        @azureazure im still gonna watch it

                          [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🌐
                          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                          @fiore oh did rei finally get bored of abstract art and remake the world?

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                            [?]Kirby » 🌐
                            @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                            i don't think that pentium machine i have does video particularly well

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                            [?]イリエ » 🌐
                            @irie@detroitriotcity.com

                            @kirby we need a fundraiser for kerby

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                              [?]Kirby » 🔓
                              @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                              @irie wat

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                buy you a 3dfx accelerator card

                                CC: @irie@detroitriotcity.com

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                                  [?]wyatt » 🔓
                                  @wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe

                                  @eris @kirby @irie not made of money here
                                  (i have one but only because i found it 15 years ago)

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                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                    wait why do package managers even use http instead of ftp

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                                    [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                    @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                    @fiore when was the last time you heard the name "ftps"

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                                      [?]Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: » 🌐
                                      @privateger@plasmatrap.com

                                      @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com @fiore@brain.worm.pink I love how SFTP is called that but has literally nothing to do with FTP

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                                        [?]φ » 🌐
                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                        @privateger @kirby trying to gaslight ourselves into thinking ftp never happened

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          that's because SFTP is better

                                          CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                            [?]Big Shallot :chaos: :wormverified: » 🌐
                                            @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                            @fiore coz sometimes ftp protocol is firewalled ?

                                              [?]lea "reckless endangerment" lea » 🔓
                                              @lea@lea.pet

                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink why the hell would they still use ftp ​:neocat_googly_woozy:

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                                                [?]lea "reckless endangerment" lea » 🔓
                                                @lea@lea.pet

                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink unironically worlds worst protocol

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                                                  [?]φ » 🔓
                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                  @lea no yea true i more meant like . sftp . yknow . i actually have never had good experience with ftp lol

                                                    [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                    @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                    @lea @fiore you're literally comparing it against http right now i need you to understand there are no winners to be found here

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                                                      [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                      @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                      @lea @fiore realistically i think maybe rsync would be a decent option

                                                      i wish there were an sftp uri so i could also use it to comfortably send people files without involving the foul demon hyper text transit protocol

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🔓
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        rsync makes sense for something like updating the package catalogue (many files that could change) and package managers actually do this. not really useful for a single time single file download

                                                        CC: @coolbean@brain.worm.pink @fiore@brain.worm.pink @lea@lea.pet

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                                                          [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                          @eris @fiore @lea yea for binary packages its perfect (if its just package templates for the love of god use git dont be like gentoo pulling git diffs is way faster than an rsync)

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                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                            @coolbean @lea isnt that just ssh://

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                                                              [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                              @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

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                                                              [?]φ » 🔓
                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                              @coolbean @lea why not ???

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                                                                [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                                @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                @fiore @lea cause it WOULD be sftp:// but that rfc was retracted!

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                                                                  [?]φ » 🔓
                                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                  @coolbean @lea whaa .. why ?? also , thats weird i have used sftp:// in the past

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                                                                    [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🔓
                                                                    @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                    @fiore @lea not retracted but the draft expired the ietf never accepted it its not any sort of official standard

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      I don't remember exactly so keep that in mind but:

                                                                      I think modern HTTP can get stuff going with less handshakes. Also FTP needed like two TCP connections active

                                                                        [?]Snacks » 🌐
                                                                        @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                        @fiore are the ftp debian mirrors not actually ftp?

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                                                                          [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                          @snacks no clue i was shitposting

                                                                            [?]purple 💜 » 🌐
                                                                            @purple@nya.social

                                                                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink ftp has hella overhead and is from an era of the internet when security wasn't a consideration.

                                                                            i say this as an oldfag... it's neato but obsolete :(

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                                                                              [?]φ » 🌐
                                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                              @purple sftp . i meant sftp :P

                                                                                [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                                @rose@snac.pinkro.se

                                                                                California first state to make operating systems illegal
                                                                                is Gavin Newsom the most successful eco anarchist ⁉️⁉️

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                                                                                [?]Ferret Every Hour » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                @ferreteveryhour@mas.to

                                                                                [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                @vriska@lizards.live

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                hi bob

                                                                                  kirby boosted

                                                                                  [?]Super Satsuki » 🌐
                                                                                  @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com

                                                                                  @vriska@lizards.live someone gets this fucking crab off my timeline, please and thank you

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                                                                                    [?]「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐
                                                                                    @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                    @satsuki dont be mean to bob

                                                                                      [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 🌐
                                                                                      @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                      @vriska@lizards.live HI BOB HAVE A NICE LIFE DUDE 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🔥😭❤️

                                                                                        [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                        @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                        I know everything we all loved so dearly is going to shit but I hope you make the best of your fridey night, maybe turn on that ol' pentium box and enjoy some of the klassiks. From your friends on Free Robucks Extremist

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                                                                                        [?]$locklime » 🌐
                                                                                        @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                        @kirby FUCK YOU KIRD WE GONNA RAPE YOU

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                                                                                          [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                          @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                          @pernia

                                                                                          gman.jpg

                                                                                          Alt...gman.jpg

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                                                                                            [?]FWC » 🌐
                                                                                            @fwc@0.5dollah.click

                                                                                            @kirby @pernia
                                                                                            >FUCK YOU KIRD WE GONNA RAPE YOU
                                                                                            Time? Is it that time again?

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                                                                                              [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                              @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                              @fwc @pernia time, dogtor freeman?

                                                                                                [?]theorytoe » 🌐
                                                                                                @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe

                                                                                                @kirby the kirbmister is directly responsible for introducing me to pleroma

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                                                                                                  [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                  @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

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                                                                                                  [?]theorytoe » 🌐
                                                                                                  @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe

                                                                                                  @kirby bro got me to make an account on starnix pleroma

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                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    can you post some korone x pleroma-tan yuri so i can enjoy my night to the best?

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                                                                                                      [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                      @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                      @eris doesn't exist sorry bud

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                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                        Fucken hell you're right, everything's going to shit

                                                                                                          [?]:butt_baby_birth: Clit Romney :trannywish: » 🌐
                                                                                                          @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com

                                                                                                          @eris @kirby hey it's u, eris. I thought you died from cancer this is unfortunate and awkward

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                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            which eris do you think i am again?

                                                                                                            CC: @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                              [?]4* » 🌐
                                                                                                              @4caddit@wetdry.world

                                                                                                              instagram story: "does mcdonalds even make advertisements anymore i don't think i've seen one in years"

the story afterwards is a sponsored ad from mcdonald's. the golden arches can be seen

                                                                                                              Alt...instagram story: "does mcdonalds even make advertisements anymore i don't think i've seen one in years" the story afterwards is a sponsored ad from mcdonald's. the golden arches can be seen

                                                                                                              [?]skye (evil) » 🌐
                                                                                                              @skye@void.rehab

                                                                                                              it's really annoying how nobody can fucking agree on just having One Term for people whose gender (or lack thereof) is different from their assigned one. like there will be people that don't like to just use the word trans and there will be people who don't like to use genderqueer. can we please have a proper damn umbrella word 😭

                                                                                                              ("trans*" is not it because im not gonna go around saying "trans asterisk" outloud. nor "trans plus". GNC is a different thing entirely. "not cis" is still weird)

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                                                                                                              [?]Erato » 🌐
                                                                                                              @Erato_Heti@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                              According to the head chairwoman, g followed by o is now to be censored. In any form you see it. Thank you for g*ing along with the matter and we hope the rest of your day is g*od. https://social.xenofem.me/notice/B3jEZTPgyZIkdpwFBQ

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              g.o...

                                                                                                                [?]charlotte » 🌐
                                                                                                                @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                bullshit with fur vs хуйня мохнатая

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                                                                                                                [?]charlotte » 🌐
                                                                                                                @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                лабуба

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                                                                                                                [?]Éris Serène :determination: » 🌐
                                                                                                                @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone

                                                                                                                @halva I am going to cry

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                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                  не надо лабубтик..

                                                                                                                  CC: @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                    [?]Bandie :therian_nonbinary: » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @Bandie@yip.gay

                                                                                                                    hey, look at my very good website,
                                                                                                                    file:///C:/website/internet/index.html

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                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    wtf im gonna sue you for copyright infringement you copied my WIP website !

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                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                      suggestive drawing of an anthro cat [SENSITIVE CONTENT]m-marsey??!!

                                                                                                                      suggestive drawing of an anthromorphic calico cat

                                                                                                                      Alt...suggestive drawing of an anthromorphic calico cat

                                                                                                                      [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                      NEW XNFM CLASSIC DIPLO GAME!!! *1* SPACE REMAINING!! IT IS FIRST COME FIRST SERVED FOR COUNTRY PICKS

                                                                                                                      URL: https://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=65963#gamePanel

                                                                                                                      password is: copingseethingmaldingsoying

                                                                                                                      *please only join if you;re not going to drop out halfway through out of respect to the other players*

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                                                                                                                      [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                      CC: @annamaria @salt @kim @krankheit @fiore @detondev i think youve all expressed interest before + plus please cc in all the people ive forgotten or dont know the fedi @ of off the top of my head

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                                                                                                                        [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                        beginners guide to diplomacy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUGPtbxx5g

                                                                                                                        exhaustive list of what happens in every single situation that'll come up in game: https://webdiplomacy.net/datc.php

                                                                                                                        playlist of several very good players giving a rough overview of how to play their favourite country: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1mECEIKWc&list=PLB-PbNJJ_F4xUO7lYuYF9rI-1X39pEIQL

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                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                          just joined, one space remaining :)

                                                                                                                            [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                            "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Zhou Enlai, Chinese military officer

                                                                                                                            and thats why you should join the diplo lobby

                                                                                                                              [?]#CastratisForClavicular » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me

                                                                                                                              WE ARE GO, THE B-DIPLOMACY GAME HAS BEGUN

                                                                                                                                [?]june ✿ :juneball: :ketamine: (6a756e65) » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                @june@ak.vern.cc

                                                                                                                                p=np debate is like debating if 9/11 was an inside job

                                                                                                                                [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                but is your ass WEB SCALE?

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                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                is your ass's throughput web scale?

                                                                                                                                  [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                  specializing in formal foundations means that looking at more applied areas of mathematics drives you insane the way they just hack everything together

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                                                                                                                                  [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                  its not even like most of their problems require it

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                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                    i bash two rock together until they work. scotch tape help if doesn't work

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                                                                                                                                      [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                      @eris see my problem is actually using tools that are too complex for a problem rather than tools that are too simple

                                                                                                                                        [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                        deepl can't tts estonian?

                                                                                                                                        day ruined!

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                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                        just set it as Finnish and enjoy

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                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                          ... unless you're trying to learn estonian, that is

                                                                                                                                          CC: @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                            [?]ihme sälli » 🔓
                                                                                                                                            @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                            @eris
                                                                                                                                            That would be the wrong kind of funny

                                                                                                                                              [?]H. Faust » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @hfaust@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                              Bring back forum signatures.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org

                                                                                                                                              @hfaust member how much effort we used to put in those? Member the fancy generators?
                                                                                                                                              Man
                                                                                                                                              retvrn

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                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                so true

                                                                                                                                                [[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]]
                                                                                                                                                [[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]]
                                                                                                                                                [[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden’s example. ]]]

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @warmbeverageenjoyer@fsebugoutzone.org

                                                                                                                                                  Why is my stupid fucking instance down again

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @warmbeverageenjoyer@fsebugoutzone.org

                                                                                                                                                  Gonna piss on the vps

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org

                                                                                                                                                    @warmbeverageenjoyer let's piss together, king

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @warmbeverageenjoyer@fsebugoutzone.org

                                                                                                                                                      @mirq love when hitting restart fixes things so I don't have to actually troubleshoot

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Phantasm » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @phnt@fluffytail.org

                                                                                                                                                        @warmbeverageenjoyer @mirq Premium modern server OS experience. Thankfully I'm still using an OS made before 2020. And when I'll have to update it will be like hitting a brick wall at highway speeds...
                                                                                                                                                        pleroma-reboot-survived.png

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org

                                                                                                                                                          @phnt @warmbeverageenjoyer no no, modernity good. Updates good. Update your os, it's for the greater good

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Fedi Circling The Drain » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                            @phnt @warmbeverageenjoyer @mirq I can't believe you saved this awkward, off-center, two-minutes-in-gimp ass thing I made forever ago.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Phantasm » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @phnt@fluffytail.org

                                                                                                                                                              @prettygood @warmbeverageenjoyer @mirq At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I had most Pleroma memes that were created already saved.
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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Mämmi Enjoyer :flag: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                                                                                                                @phnt @warmbeverageenjoyer @prettygood @mirq i'm still proud of this piece even if it's a semi-trace as for most pleroma memes...

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Phantasm » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @phnt@fluffytail.org

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]just cell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @cell@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                  @phnt @warmbeverageenjoyer @hj @prettygood @mirq awh thanks for saving this 🤎
                                                                                                                                                                  here's the original ANSI file so you can have it on your own server login banner or smth

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Vinnewed Goblin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org

                                                                                                                                                                    @phnt @warmbeverageenjoyer @prettygood
                                                                                                                                                                    >free soft
                                                                                                                                                                    She means her booba, right?

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Phantasm » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @phnt@fluffytail.org

                                                                                                                                                                      @mirq @warmbeverageenjoyer @prettygood No, she means she doesn't cost 10 thousand yen.
                                                                                                                                                                      【重音テト】『重音territory ~ずっとテトのターン』勝手にPV-sm6157102.hardsubs-free-soft.mp4

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @eal@shinonome.technology

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                        @eal
                                                                                                                                                                        No fukkemn way :DDD

                                                                                                                                                                        tyvm

                                                                                                                                                                        also gawd daymn it shows the full name even in boxes D:

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                          @jonossaseuraava :DDD nauti

                                                                                                                                                                          monetary transactions are serious business

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                            @eal
                                                                                                                                                                            oh and when sending money as well?

                                                                                                                                                                            fuck that!

                                                                                                                                                                            do i need to get one then cryptos breeeeeeeeeeeeeehh

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                              Basically anything simple that sends "normal" money ends up showing ppl's legal name yeah. Crypto would make it much harder for a normal random to determine the name, but turning it into alcohol money would be a longer process (unless your alko store accepts bitcoin)

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                @eris @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                Turns into durg money :3

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                                  @jonossaseuraava luotan sen verran että ei näytä muita lähettäjiä sivullisille

                                                                                                                                                                                  paypalissa on kait anomuumi lähetys lippaisiin mutta mobilegay tipahtaa tilille about heti

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                    @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                    Joo.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Mutta en haluu et mun koko virallisen nimen voi ostaa eurolla

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                                      @jonossaseuraava joo oisin ite laittanu ton lippaan ainaski lukkoviestinä

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ihme sälli » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                        @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                        @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                        Poiston viestin ja lippaan :D

                                                                                                                                                                                        Luulin et se ois ollu nimetön. Ehkä se joskus vuosia sitten oli..

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                                          @jonossaseuraava liian myöhästä, nyt voin lähettää sulle niin paljon kaljarahaa ku laki sallii :3

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ihme sälli » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                            @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                            @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                            Näkiks siin puhelinnumeronki?

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                              @eal@shinonome.technology

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                                                                                                                                                                                              @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                              @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                              no eikaa siinä.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Mitä se oli, joku kaksk tonnii mitä saa antaa lahjaks vuodes?

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                @eal
                                                                                                                                                                                                kippis!

                                                                                                                                                                                                kaks pitkää neloskarhuu ja kasvikisa läjäs keittiön työ_tasolla. taustalla vedenkeitintä, leväpaadinta ja veden hiilipatontia. ruisleipää näyttäs olevan myös. osa kasviksista on läjässä lautasläjän päällä. jou koira kuultiin et diggaat läjii nii laitettii läjii su läjii

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...kaks pitkää neloskarhuu ja kasvikisa läjäs keittiön työ_tasolla. taustalla vedenkeitintä, leväpaadinta ja veden hiilipatontia. ruisleipää näyttäs olevan myös. osa kasviksista on läjässä lautasläjän päällä. jou koira kuultiin et diggaat läjii nii laitettii läjii su läjii

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  All those overwrites will be lost in memory
                                                                                                                                                                                                  like
                                                                                                                                                                                                  accesses to NULL.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Time to dump core.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Snacks » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mongodb is not fit for production holy shit

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @snacks anything but sqlite is cope

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Snacks » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @coolbean i was literally about to write you should prob use sqlite over it lmao

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]adzuki "toes" bean ch. 🇨🇳 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @snacks i have infinite amounts of love for the sqlite project and i dont even deal with databases, i just like the version control program they develop alongside it

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kullervo Kalevanpoika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eal@shinonome.technology

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @snacks but is your db WEB SCALE?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Snacks » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eal but can your db handle concurrent trabsactions in a reasonable way?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                            if that's what they need to do to get those benchmark numbers

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Snacks » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris if you want benchmark numbers use lmdb

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                is it webscale?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  but it's webscale

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No but seriously how many gallons would you dump into a girl that says something like this even in an obviously sarcastic tone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]:CocoaSpin: Cocoa Hoto (real) :CocoaSpin: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Cocoa@nekosat.work

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kirby thousands of gallons, but only if she looks like her

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Cocoa Yeah that's also what I was thinking

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kate Taxi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ktaxi@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kirby 1/128th

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ktaxi how small

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Kate Taxi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ktaxi@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kirby I don't make much since starting estrogen. even an ounce is a lot for me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]$locklime » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @pernia@cum.salon

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @pernia sanity maintained

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]¢нσgησηумσυѕ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @churkia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @kirby if she says this RUN

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @churkia oh you have experience don't you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @churkia i'm not trying to be sarcastic here

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]¢нσgησηумσυѕ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @churkia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kirby I aint saying nuthin...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        fediverse girls, you know how to get laid with kirby !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]neet » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @neet@neet.gf

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          oh hey i know someone who said this to me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Shodan Safari » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @shodansafari@infosec.exchange

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ASN: AS24940
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Location: Helsinki, FI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Added: 2026-02-25T12:07

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @shodansafari when does the RAGE come in. when will THE CHILD become EXTREMELY AGITATED with this SANE SYSTEM

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                pretty sure whoever wrote that moved on to the next open system, not like a 9frot system will have anything valuable on it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                CC: @shodansafari@infosec.exchange

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kirby » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris @shodansafari they definitely don't know it's 9front. and i've seen people get MAD when they can't deploy their punjabi halal mirai clone on an open system

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kaia@brot.eus

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    could you mark your cringe posts with #cringe ? much appreciated

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you for marking the OP with the cringe hashtag

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kaia@brot.eus

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris I should do so for all my posts :l_smile:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kaia@brot.eus

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          is it a maultaschen kind of day?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kaia@brot.eus

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          what should I make then @yew ?

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