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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Then pick Dionysus

CC: @arcana@layer02.net

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Nope, it's a bed

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.

      World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏

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      [?]affine » 🌐
      @affine@yourwalls.today

      @eris silly ukko, putin is a russian, not a pole.

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        [?]Shura System :autismcreature: » 🌐
        @trans_caracal@social.translunar.academy

        @affine @eris not many know this but Putin is secretly a Serb

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          FUCK NO IDEA LMFAO

          CC: @disarray@layer02.net

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Hewooo

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              [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
              @sun@shitposter.world

              In TWO HOURS I will be doing my Commander X16 stream. Prepare your anus.

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              DAD PLEASE NO

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                LIZZIIEEEEE :DDDDDDDD

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                This is too funny to me

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Good luck!

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  If it's a kinder surprise does it mean it doesn't actually work as a condom?

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Gose hard

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    I think this screenshot is even better once you realise it's of a post from a deleted instance and it's made on akko.disqordia.space, which itself is slated to soon become a deleted instance. One day, this instance will be gone, and one day nobody will have this post stored anywhere. But don't mourn Them. They are everywhere. They are the birds and the worms, the fish and the flies, the trees and the little tardigrades. And everything everywhere still grows and decomposes. They are Me.

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I'd be your only client 🤤🤤

                      CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        The original meme or did i post an edit

                        CC: @disarray@layer02.net

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                          [?]Winter :flagLesbianBreizh: » 🌐
                          @winter@social.translunar.academy

                          the sequel to colors: Shapes

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Ok but aside from prostitution jokes, same

                          CC: @trump@bae.st

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            See, Paula gets it

                            CC: @trump@bae.st

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Oh cmon don't be so smart, create a power differential between us

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Need a small loan?

                                Fun story, I once lent an alcoholic acquaintance like 150 euros to fix his phone screen while i was drunk. He gave back 149.99 the very next day.

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Weird

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    That's why you can't see all of the icons

                                    CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz @hor32@den.raccoon.quest

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Oh shit SIM not working is a pain

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        I'm assuming it's that carrier-locked phone thing?

                                        CC: @trump@bae.st

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Did you pee on your safe

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            P.enes.lv roadtrip

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              No, that's microplastics created by the "biodegradable" plastic

                                              CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar

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                                                [?]like soume kinda, nebulrat » 🌐
                                                @lebronjames75@shitposter.world

                                                @sampo penalty kick

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  If plastic isn't biodegradable then why does it fall apart within half a year nowadays (they're making it biodegradable). Also you have to look at the environmental impact from producing the bag and how many more paper bags you need than plastic bags

                                                  CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                    Oh fishie, oh fishie,
                                                    grant me this wishie:
                                                    Crown, castle, and city,
                                                    and a wife, young and pretty.

                                                      [?]trump » 🌐
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                                                      [?]affine » 🌐
                                                      @affine@yourwalls.today

                                                      I heard something about a "Rumia Day", IDK what's so special about that place?

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      I shall ruminate on this

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                        [?]alle_yoj813 » 🌐
                                                        @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe

                                                        So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

                                                        Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

                                                        Me - excuse me?

                                                        Her - you are wasting our bags!

                                                        Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

                                                        Her - that's not my job!

                                                        Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

                                                        Her - why are you using two bags?!

                                                        Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

                                                        Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

                                                        *10 seconds of me just staring at her.

                                                        Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

                                                        Her - exactly.

                                                        Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

                                                        Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
                                                        *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

                                                        Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

                                                        Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Wait until you find out about the holocaust

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                                                          [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                                                          @sun@shitposter.world

                                                          @mangeurdenuage did they?

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                                                            [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                                                            @sun@shitposter.world

                                                            They should try doing an all-women Ghostbusters, that kind of stuff is really popular right now.

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            The struggler

                                                            CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              it's a ss from one touhou video

                                                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnb-cjxtJI

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