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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
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[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
who let this happen
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@coolbean hugs the bean !!!
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@coolbean the fact that thisll be real in jist a few days is insane 2 me
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scary
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@coolbean im in your walls .
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CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @bea14s@yourwalls.today @fiore@yourwalls.today @mold@yourwalls.today
It happens with such frequency that it is now a cliche that whenever I see someone make a sad post, there is inevitably a Sharkey user reacting with 
without considering the tonal whiplash
wafrn lore drop:
this site only exists because @gabboman cringed hard at Tumblr fucking up so hard and going "nah I can probably do better"
#also-the-name-is-slightly-inaccurate-but-that-domain-was-already-bought-whoops
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Ordered tsikön-futa-bacon-blue cheese-red onion pizza :3
Ugh, the rubbish pile on the corner of my street is so big that it’s taller than you.
“But you don’t know how tall I am?”.
Yeah, that’s how big it is. It’s a little over 2 m…. 
The bags at the bottom are starting to spill and split. It’s kind of annoying that the city is deliberately engaging in classism by cleaning up affluent neighbourhoods when there’s capacity.
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:gondola_head: 🌿 
>is using cream instead of milk btw
That's the secret for anything involving milk tbh.
Making rice pudding desert ? use liquid heavy cream instead of milk.
Making chocolate cream desert ? Use liquid heavy cream combined with Xanthan gum instead of milk and cornstarch.
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oh we talking about stimulating minds? one sec.
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porn, but for sapiosexuals [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
big brained porno
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konsole moment
you thought javascript was for frontend programming?...
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nOOO it ISN'T...
evaling JS which is what people would do.)...
to add, this is not just config, but evaluation of rules
so maybe it's warranted
but why javascript
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literally no issues with json other than it not being fun to editYeah I mean JSON was the replacement for "hehe it's definitely safe to eval random code".
Yeah JS feels like a weird choice. Perhaps that's the only scripting language aside from shell that the author knew?
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because I deserve it
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boosted
that outlet doesnt work electricians please advise
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finger pointing at outlet next to open bruaker box, lots of loose wires, spray foam...
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@usernameswift logged in just to up vote this
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