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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]φ »
@fiore@brain.worm.pink

yall arent ready to see me ship kerdly but its time that i reveal my true self

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

they should fediblock you for this

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    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

    @eris I DONT CARE I AM FREE

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Ok, sudo -u snac2 snac block /opt/snac2/snac-data brain.worm.pink

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        ok unblocked, wasn't that funny

        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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          [?]φ »
          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

          @eris no i cried

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I meant to write "that wasn't funny" not "wasn't that funny"

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              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

              @eris oh lmfao

                [?]φ »
                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                @eris DONT STOP SENDING ME FANARTS ON XMPP THO

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I'm gonna send you kriston

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                    [?]φ »
                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    @eris thats also awesome yes

                      [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                      @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                      @fiore noelle

                      susie

                      kris

                      birdly
                      ship of the century

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                        [?]φ »
                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                        @shitpostalotl good post

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                          [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                          @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                          @fiore i make a lot of those at 5:30 am and also some other times

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                            [?]φ »
                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                            @shitpostalotl very appreciated

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                              [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                              @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                              @fiore which time zone are you in btw?

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                                [?]φ »
                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                @shitpostalotl all of them .

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                                  [?]φ »
                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                  @shitpostalotl i ate gthem all

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                                    [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                                    @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                                    @fiore nobody who identifies as much with a greek letter as you evidently do can do something on that scale successfully

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                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                      @shitpostalotl they were tasty . i put them in my temmie flakes just this moringn for breakfsat

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                                        [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                                        @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                                        @fiore you eated a paper

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                                          [?]φ »
                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                          @shitpostalotl paper is taste . this one had good texture to it - almost cru nchy .

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                                            [?]Avery (She/Her) »
                                            @shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest

                                            @fiore fedi users are like dogs
                                            1. always chowing down on cardboard
                                            2. enjoy being called dogs

                                              [?]eris »
                                              @eris@yourwalls.today

                                              Gonna make stewed apples because I'm easily influenced by random tiktoks

                                              Supposed to be good for your gut health

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                                              [?]eris »
                                              @eris@yourwalls.today

                                              Not bad. Wish I had some brown sugar and yogurt

                                              Not sure if I did it totally correct but the recipes were all different

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Supposed to be good for your gut health
                                                As they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

                                                  [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                                  @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                                  @eris my little tradwife

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    This! So much this!

                                                    CC: @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                                      [?]φ »
                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                      @eris @thenoid @eris ukko reddit era

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Way to put it my man... way to put it...

                                                        CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                          [?]eris »
                                                          @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          Only if I'll get a piece of your apples

                                                          CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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                                                            [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                                            @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                                            @eris @eris I will impregnate both of you with one mighty thrust

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                                                              [?]kaia »
                                                              @kaia@brotka.st

                                                              biodad placed boulder next to his driveway so tourists don't come in. he replaced it with bigger bolder since tourists climbed over boulder. he doesn't mind tourists coming, but it's annoying when they walk for 15mins just to find everything's fenced on the other side.

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                                                              [?]jonossa seuraava »
                                                              @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                                              @kaia


                                                              PRIVATE ROAD

                                                              25KM/H SPEED LIMIT
                                                              NO BEACH ACCESS
                                                              EI SAA PEITTÄÄ FÅR EJ ÖVERTÄCKAS MÅ IKKE TILDEKKES
                                                              EI TALVIKÄNNISÄPITOA

                                                              RULES ENFORCED BY .308 LAPUA

                                                                [?]bartholin (Frankenstein arc) »
                                                                @bartholin@fops.cloud

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                                                                [?]kaia »
                                                                @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                @bartholin wait why she red now? wasn't she blue?

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                                                                  [?]mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignutius: :descartes: :stargate: »
                                                                  @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

                                                                  @kaia Does your biodad just get angry if people just stares in his direction like mine ?

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                                                                    [?]kaia »
                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                    @mangeurdenuage no, he's a generally chill dude, but there have been tourists before demanding to be shown the way standing in his back yard.

                                                                      [?]kaia »
                                                                      @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                      instant bank transfer costs 10EUR with my old bank, plus 1.5% on the transfer sum. that this stuff is legal is insane

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                                                                      [?]cell classic »
                                                                      @cell@shitposter.world

                                                                      @kaia i paid for my camera with bank transfer and got a ~50 EUR discount (compared to using credit card) :02lurk:

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                                                                        [?]kaia »
                                                                        @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                        @cell that's very cool tbh :comfy: more should do this

                                                                          [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: »
                                                                          @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                                                                          @cell @kaia less fees for them than with credit cards I guess

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                                                                            [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: »
                                                                            @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                                                                            @cell @kaia Also it reminds me that my bank is like: Other countries can send/withdraw via SEPA but you can't.
                                                                            (Unless you use their phone malware I guess but I'm never doing that)

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                                                                              [?]kaia »
                                                                              @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                              @lanodan @cell
                                                                              I'm using phone malware now, but on a dedicated business phone where I keep TradeRepublic etc. I never do anything but "business" with it

                                                                                [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                @kaia Free market competition (switch to another bank, any is probably better)

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                                                                                  [?]kaia »
                                                                                  @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                  @nerthos switching right now :comfy:

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                                                                                    [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                    @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                    @kaia @nerthos Do you want an invite to Wise?

                                                                                      [?]England Lives »
                                                                                      @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

                                                                                      @kaia wtf they're all the same?

                                                                                      always has been (a cabal)

                                                                                      @nerthos

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                                                                                        [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :crusaderkitty: »
                                                                                        @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                                                                        @thatbrickster @kaia In most countries banks do differ a lot in rates and offers they make

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                                                                                          [?]England Lives »
                                                                                          @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

                                                                                          @nerthos The only banks who offer anything tangibly different are Shari'ah institutions, offering student loans and mortgages. I've recently discovered Halal mortgages are offered to the Ummah in Ireland, the only way to afford a place to live.

                                                                                          @kaia

                                                                                            [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                            @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                            @kaia huh, you get charged for transfers?

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                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                              the "instant" part is probably what does it. I hope.

                                                                                              CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                                                                                [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                                @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                @eris @kaia I mean I make instant transfers all the time, they’re completed free here

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                                                                                                  [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                                  @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                  @eris @kaia most I’ve transferred in one go was like 36k and still completely fee free, and instant

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                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                    Yeah, I was thinking more of, normal transfers are practically always instant except on weekends, but if you want instant instant you pay.

                                                                                                    CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                                                                                      [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                                      @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                      @eris @kaia you can’t transfer on weekends instantly either? Is Britain the only place with a functional financial system?

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                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                        I'm just guessing

                                                                                                        CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                                                                                          [?]Arcana 👑 »
                                                                                                          @arcana@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                          @eris @kaia oh so you don’t mean for your own system there

                                                                                                            [?]rose »
                                                                                                            @rose@yourwalls.today

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                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            дякую за кавун

                                                                                                              [?]φ »
                                                                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                              deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

                                                                                                              Alt...deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

                                                                                                              『VRISKA』 boosted

                                                                                                              [?]『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                                              @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                              Please hire me to do literally anything

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                                                                                                              [?]『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                                              @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                              ill kill people for you. i'll fuck for money. I'll make people not die for you. I'll kill myself for enough money. literally anything

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                                                                                                              [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                              @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                              @vriska same tbh

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                                                                                                                [?]『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                                                @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                @mer fuck off this is my raket fuck off

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                                                                                                                  [?]Mer, the sacrifice »
                                                                                                                  @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                  @vriska ok but it’d be easier to kill people for money as a group
                                                                                                                  like some kind of rag tag mercenaries from no country

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                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                    a global organization

                                                                                                                    CC: @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                      [?]『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                                                      @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                      @mer im pretty good myself but illl take you on

                                                                                                                        [?]England Lives »
                                                                                                                        @thatbrickster@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                        @vriska I will send you a cheque if you can find out why three male models who firebombed Keir Starmer's property have disappeared from the news.

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                                                                                                                          [?]shibaozi »
                                                                                                                          @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev

                                                                                                                          @vriska@lizards.live this is like the literal worst place to find a job on the planet, it's like going to the sahara desert for a mountain spring

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                                                                                                                            [?]『VRISKA』 »
                                                                                                                            @vriska@lizards.live

                                                                                                                            @shibao when you have no resume or tangible skills or will to live its impossible anywhere

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                                                                                                                              [?]Jeff Benzos »
                                                                                                                              @decay@gts.todayiwilllaunchmyinfantsonintoorbit.com

                                                                                                                              Tired: GNU Image Manipulation Program
                                                                                                                              Wired: Free And Gratis Graphics Operation Toolkit

                                                                                                                              [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                              @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                              just fucked up my glasses with my ass :hehe:

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                                                                                                                                [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                @bl00d@yourwalls.today
                                                                                                                                Why would you put your glasses in your ass?

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                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                  the curse of having a fat ass :(

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                                                                                                                                    [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                    @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                    @eris my ass is thicc

                                                                                                                                      [?]jade »
                                                                                                                                      @karebu@social.karebu.gay

                                                                                                                                      why is worm pink down

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                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                      fiore took nginx down to host minecraft

                                                                                                                                        [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                        @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                        @karebu wadahel

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                                                                                                                                          @fif@femcel.online

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                                                                                                                                          [?]penny »
                                                                                                                                          @penny@popbob.wtf

                                                                                                                                          @fif @karebu bro forgot to check her email 🤦

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                                                                                                                                            [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                            @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                            @penny @karebu i aint got any emails about ts

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                                                                                                                                              [?]penny »
                                                                                                                                              @penny@popbob.wtf

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                                                                                                                                              [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                              @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                              @penny @karebu i know, i read that. i just didnt get an email

                                                                                                                                                [?]jade »
                                                                                                                                                @karebu@social.karebu.gay

                                                                                                                                                @penny @fif didnt migrate to the new ip setup award

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]jade »
                                                                                                                                                  @karebu@social.karebu.gay

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                                  @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                  @karebu @penny I DIDNR GET AN EMAIl an i dont follow her 😭

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]jade »
                                                                                                                                                    @karebu@social.karebu.gay

                                                                                                                                                    @fif @penny WORST sysadmin ever!!

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]jade »
                                                                                                                                                      @karebu@social.karebu.gay

                                                                                                                                                      @fif @penny off topic are you using a mastodon client with mitra im wondering why theres mentions in your replies but it has the replying to thing on the frontend

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                                        @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                        @karebu @penny i am not using a mastodon client

                                                                                                                                                          [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                                          @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                          @karebu @penny i jus wasnt told :(

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]disarray »
                                                                                                                                                            @disarray@fedi.layer02.net

                                                                                                                                                            @fif @penny @karebu sent it out, just sent another email too replying, but update your DNS to point at 23.131.76.60 and it should work.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                                              @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                              @disarray @penny @karebu i dont see the email anywhere man when did you send it, rat@firemail.cc right? its not in my junk. fuck cock.li. i dont know why ssh is fucked now its on port 53 cause i was trying to bypass my work firewall.. and i just get Connection closed by 23.131.76.60 port 53 now

                                                                                                                                                                [?]vivi »
                                                                                                                                                                @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

                                                                                                                                                                @shibao i have been diligently spoilering my nsfw images but like would it be ok if i reposted someone ELSES post that had unspoilered nsfw i promise its comedic gold

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]vivi »
                                                                                                                                                                  @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

                                                                                                                                                                  @shibao just this once please ok

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                    @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                    @vivi @shibao on misskey dot bubbletea dot dev, you have to ask your admin for permission to boost comedic gold tier nsfw posts

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]gleep glorp »
                                                                                                                                                                      @glorp@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                      aint no one got bands like glorp

                                                                                                                                                                      glorp doing a money spread

                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...glorp doing a money spread

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GANGSTAPIKACHU69 »
                                                                                                                                                                      @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                                                      Best back ups with the best compression? Use tar gee zed.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                      why not tar ekszed?

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GANGSTAPIKACHU69 »
                                                                                                                                                                        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                                                        @eris i haven't used anything outside of gnu approved compression :fubukiD:

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                          @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GANGSTAPIKACHU69 »
                                                                                                                                                                          @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                                                          @twinspin6 @eris i could try it later to see if i loudly scream "WOAH!!!!"

                                                                                                                                                                          but for now i trust father rms

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                            https://www.gnu.org/software/tar/manual/html_node/gzip.html They're all supported, only one being recommended against is compress. Try again

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]:aquaCry: »
                                                                                                                                                                              @fif@femcel.online

                                                                                                                                                                              @nyanide zst =)

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]🏳️‍🌈🫷 ✝️Drugsherpa🎮 🫸🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                                                                                                                @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                🎶 are you the right man for me 🎶🎶
                                                                                                                                                                                🎶 are you safe are you my friend 🎶🎵
                                                                                                                                                                                🎵 or are you toxic for me 🎶🎶
                                                                                                                                                                                🎶 will you betray my confidence 🎵🎶

                                                                                                                                                                                alex gleason & jack dorsey

                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...alex gleason & jack dorsey

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]penny »
                                                                                                                                                                                @penny@popbob.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                @anna @alex do you fw this

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                  @penny @alex @anna he is gleasongender

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                    tfw no vampire gf to suck my blood

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                    hi

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris hello :hello:

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                        how does your blood taste like and do you make noises when being fed on

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris it tastes like metal ig
                                                                                                                                                                                          and yeah id probably make noises

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                            What blood type?

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris red

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you for supplying your information. A representative will reach out to you in the near future. Hope you have a great night :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris yayyyy
                                                                                                                                                                                                  what are the chances of me becoming a vampire

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                    It all depends on you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris awesome..

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wriggling right now, about to squeek

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                        squeaked to cheese you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris what a squeaky encounter, may the soil be nutrious under ur feets :necoFlowers:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                            awww thanks, may your roads lead to peace and joy!

                                                                                                                                                                                                              kaia boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                              going swimming. if i see a catfish I'll just shoot it okay

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy catfishes live in the very bottom how would you meet one

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]snacks »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @paula8 @lucy catfish with foot fetish

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]paula8 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @snacks @lucy catfish licking lucy's feet?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]halva :verified_gay: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    yearny/horny [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    cuddlefucking some of my moots would fix me actually

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Айсылу, the unlikely miscreation »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @wonderfox_dev@suya.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    re: yearny/horny@halva I misread the cw as "yearly/hourly" :blobfoxwoozy:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      re: yearny/horny [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Why watch porn when you have cron

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OH: How to tell a difference between monster fucking and being attracted to the british man

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]kasia :blobcat2: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d That's easy: Some monsters can be attractive. British men cannot.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @bl00d this is about fnaf isnt it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @bl00d they're talking about the undead child murderer aren't they

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @coolbean no, it's irl thing

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @bl00d what irl person stands at the intersection of british and monsterfucking

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @coolbean Morrissey

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @bl00d thats hardly monsterfucking thats just a british man

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @coolbean that's the point of the whole concept

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Miss orbface :chaos: :wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @coolbean @bl00d Hidetaka Myazaki, in the working on bloodborne, colorized

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          c23 (printf can print binary)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          printf("%", twinspin)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          0b110

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris more like
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1110100 1110111 1101001 1101110 1110011 1110000 1101001 1101110 110110

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I interpreted twinspin6 as twinspin being 6. Also nice big endian you got there

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, I'm wrong (but so are you), multicharacter character literals are cursed anyways. https://onlinegdb.com/sfxg6T53t

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 <stdio.h>

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                int main()
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                {
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                __BYTE_ORDER__ == __ORDER_LITTLE_ENDIAN__
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                puts("Little endian");
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                __BYTE_ORDER__ == __ORDER_BIG_ENDIAN__
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                puts("Big endian");

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                printf("ayo wtf %d\n", __BYTE_ORDER__);

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                printf("%", 'twinspin6');
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                return 0;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                }

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                main.c: In function ‘main’:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                main.c:12:19: warning: character constant too long for its type
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                12 | printf("%", 'twinspin6');
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                | ^~~~~~~~~~~
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Little endian
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                0b1110000011010010110111000110110

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris hm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the result above was made with a for loop :p

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    what if i want to print all of you not you chopped up in bits and bobs

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris i wanted to put it in a website that turns bits into ascii
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      it wanted it that way

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        you don't need a website, you have C23, just scanf

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris but i wanted an external tool for fun :(

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            you're not allowed to do that, i'm taking away your internet access

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris i have downloaded the c book though :hehecat: you won't stop my cursed solutions

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Foiled again

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]:rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  also ITS TIME TO DRINK WATER 🥤🥤💧💧💧🥤🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  thats another standby i can do

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  fuck you i was gonna drink water but now i will just dessicate to spite you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]:rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    youre gonna turn into one of those dinosaur toys that grow in water

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]kitten 百合 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      whenever something says "supports both automatic and manual memory management" i immediately get very suspicious of this being a con scam like V

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kitten wait V is a con scam??

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        IIRC at its start it was making claims about stuff it can do that were just not true, I think they've stopped doing that after drama happened but idk I honestly don't follow it much

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kitten 百合 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris @rose https://n-skvortsov-1997.github.io/reviews/ the entire language is a hoax frankly

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kitten @eris this is hilarious wtf 😭😭😭

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kitten @eris 1kb memory for an array is crazy work, 10/10 no notes, peak software development

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