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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]cyb3rn3tic m3lancholia 六七 [ 41666光R ] » 🌐
@41666@dis.sociat.ing

what the fuck is that ;w;
it took the eyedropper ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;

an mspaint win95 (running in wine). the eyedropper tool has been replaced with a copilot AI button

Alt...an mspaint win95 (running in wine). the eyedropper tool has been replaced with a copilot AI button

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

coffee beans in chocolate are delicious
This man knows his shit

CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Yea I'd do that

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      if the files were "perfectly" stored they would take just 570M but due to them being a lot of small files, the actual disk usage is over 2 gigabytes bcs of stuff like filesystem granularity and metadata. That's the main problem of snac: it doesn't use a dedicated database, instead it uses the filesystem as a database, and it can get very inefficient. Some kind of simple key-value mapping that used a single file as backing would probably be more storage-efficient (but would require extra work for performance efficiency, integrity, and such)

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        and it's actually a JPEG file

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Look here buddy, I can allow personal insults or dropping attribution in advertising, but once you start running down the good name of GNU is Not Unix, that's when me and you are gonna fall out mate. You're on the list

          CC: @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]True, I guess all I did was make it extremely flammable

            CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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              [?]RAbbits Fan Club Official » 🌐
              @erin@social.xenofem.me

              4chan: (on her deathbed) I got so carried away, over the years.. I kind of lost sight of what I used to be. What we used to be. Everything just... happened so fast. And (chud expression forming on her face) our split was completely for the better. You stupid bitch.

              Tumblr: (lets out a small gasp, holds up a spork tenderly) Did this... mean nothing to you?

              4chan: (makes pained trollface expression) Hah.. Got you one last time... Listen. You were always.. one of the oldfags.. and I'm sorry I didn't make that more clear... Oh... I think it's happening... (Suddenly image of Jack Black flashes across her vision) Chicken Jockey... (Dies)

              Tumblr: We were supposed to be together swagever...

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]True true, what if we get giant balloons filled with hydrogen and suspend the bridge from them

              CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                to have fun

                CC: @vriska@lizards.live

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Sounds like a pontoon bridge

                  CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    it's for the safety of non-sicilians

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I thought in English text "Gentoo/Linux" would mean "Gentoo or Linux". Learn something new every day.

                      But anyways, the word "Linux" has evolved to mean "any UNIX-like software distribution with a Linux kernel" nowadays and trying to fight it feels like pointless prescriptivism ngl. I will still use "Linux" to refer to all Linux distros, I'll use GNU/Linux when I want to be specific, and I'll use the terms the projects use themselves -- Arch Linux, Gentoo Linux, Parabola GNU/Linux, etc. Same as I'll say Make not GNU Make, M4 not GNU M4, unless talking about specific features that set them apart from other implementations, even if I ever use only GNU implementations of those utilities. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                      CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Yeah, sounds like high-pitched scurrying

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Uoooghh I'm a hungry little compiler, please give me some root privileges uooogh

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            stares at you sudo makedly

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              why would this be the implication
                              It's protobuf, you technically need standardised numbers for fields, you could do some sort of string-to-object mapping but uh-oh how do you do that? are you gonna nest protobuf buffers inside of protobuf maps? you could have everyone pull numbers out of thin air like with ELF extensions, but that's a downgrade from the current textual names that everyone can just namespace. a much better solution would be to create a binary 1-to-1 format for the JSON-LD objects like Minecraft's NBT... or just rely on gzip compression or some such to do it for you lol

                              In any case this is WIP so they'll probably realise the issues

                              CC: @julia@eepy.moe @kopper@wetdry.world

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                They don't need extensibility.
                                They do, it's just that there's plenty of dumb boxes on the internet that want to parse everything they can and if they see something new they drop it. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_ossification

                                CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev @kopper@wetdry.world

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Do you represent the Gentoo Foundation or Linux Foundation to judge on the usage of their trademarks? Are GNU utilities licensed with a license akin to 4-clause BSD license which requires explicit mentions of the developer(s) in any advertisements? As far as I'm aware the answer to these two questions is "no", therefore there is no "totally wrong", just "recommended" or "not recommended" 🙂

                                  And the conversation is very explicitly about Linux, see the OP of "MAKE LINUX SIMPLE AGAIN". Therefore the archive (Gentoo) posted in combination with the Linux that needs simplifying, would quite literally create Gentoo Linux.

                                  CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Nahh don't worry about it. You can worry about it if you become rich. It's not a loan, it's a gift 👍

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      So true bestie! The conversation was about Linux distributions, therefore in this context, Gentoo Linux is accurate enough, I highly doubt Fiore will be installing Hurd or kFreeBSD.

                                      CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        uhh yeah??? hello?

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Gentoo can definitely be a server os as well, it can be anything because it is so simple and doesn't impose an idea of what it should be. I've heard of people who build custom gentoo images for specialised servers, you probably won't do that, but the option to even do something as simple as -gui to not have anything to do with gui compiled is very good. Or doing -gtk qt because you're a cutie not a footf*g. Possibilities are endless, bounded only by how fast your computer is

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            I'm ironic like the cross on my chest

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              If your laptop is capable of compiling stuff in a timely manner, do try it out

                                              CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                gentoo, it is linux but simple

                                                CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  Same with you, I can just go look up "pretty girl looking at camera" for free as well. Taking into account that the current global supply of ukko's dickpics is 1, it makes more sense than your offers.

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Regarding demand, you literally just asked for it: https://linfan.moe/objects/fa4afd17-9118-4d40-95bb-9326f7b2039c

                                                    CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Learning from the best 😎

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      You have to pay for that

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        it's so great that snac introduced instance timeline when nobody else on this instance uses it

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        kebabs are nice

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Alhamdulillahi rabb il'aalamiin another revert has seen the light of the truth. Masha'Allah

                                                        CC: @nemesis@layer02.net @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          I'll want a return on my monero starting capital investment (this is a joke but if you get rich, don't be a stranger 😉)

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            Lucy muslim arc

                                                            CC: @nemesis@layer02.net @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpaccio

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                la pizzagetti conspirazione teoria

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                                                                  [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
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                                                                  [?]sodiboo :pride_heart: » 🌐
                                                                  @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud

                                                                  @mudkip@wetdry.world meme is inaccurate: that calendar wraps after December 2038, but it should say January 2038 on the previous page and only have about 18 squares, with 13.5% of the 19th square. the next page should also say December 1901 and be missing the first 12 squares and also only have 13.5% of the 13th square (but be missing the first parts of that square, instead of the last)

                                                                  (alternatively it can flip back to January 1970 if the previous page is February 2106, with just 6.27 squares)

                                                                  literally unenjoyable, please fix.

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    (alternatively it can flip back to January 1970 if the previous page is February 2106, with just 6.27 squares)
                                                                    In that case, the speech bubble should also say "unsigned integer"

                                                                    CC: @mudkip@wetdry.world

                                                                      [?]sodiboo :pride_heart: » 🌐
                                                                      @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud

                                                                      who's a little attention whore

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      i was hoping for ragazza che passano il giorno a girlsmellare

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      snooping as usual i see

                                                                      CC: @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        lain pleroma made ALFS

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          I don’t want to do meetings, I want to each lunch and I want to finish my work for the day 😭 😭
                                                                          Please let me do what I’m good at instead of making me do meetings
                                                                          Choosing to interpret this as you saying you're good at eating lunch

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