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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?][lizzy] Chairwoman Miao :mao: :neocat: مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: :fangs2: » 🌐
@lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

watersports, upcloud [SENSITIVE CONTENT]fedi

UpCloud favorited your post:

CW: the worst watersports post that will be on your timeline today and the german federal government is involved as well

post: @sodiboo @EuCommission @Bundesregierung @UpCloud your honor may my puppygirl enter the room? i pissed myself and she needs to drink it

Alt...UpCloud favorited your post: CW: the worst watersports post that will be on your timeline today and the german federal government is involved as well post: @sodiboo @EuCommission @Bundesregierung @UpCloud your honor may my puppygirl enter the room? i pissed myself and she needs to drink it

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Oh yeah that's true

CC: @augieray@mastodon.social

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    It would be much harder on fedi to properly restrict the access, no? They'd have to make sure every instance restricts those accounts or block every instance and that feels like a whack-a-mole situation. Then again, they'd probably just hit mastodon.social and that would be the end of story for most.

    CC: @augieray@mastodon.social

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      nah thanks it's my little copypasta now

      CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        "i was hoping for ragazza" is now stuck in my head

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        i was hoping for ragazza che passano il giorno a girlsmellare

        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @ellie@yearning.gay

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          bait for cats

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            uncooked chicken breast

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              [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
              @sun@shitposter.world

              @ageha you said american movies were bad but we got minecraft

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                what does this mean

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  it's circumstances outside of your control, nothing you can do to blame yourself. don't stress it now, that will make the illness take longer, get a speedy recovery and maybe you can visit her later :)

                  CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                    @mer@yourwalls.today

                    What's the hot new web browser for android? Is firefox okay now?
                    I've been using a sideloaded lightning for years but I think i'ts hilariously out of date now.

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    notice the 0.5 hrs on record

                    CC: @lain@lain.com

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                        CC: @green@snac.122.hu

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Don't throw rocks in a glass house

                          CC: @sun@shitposter.world

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            damn that's nice

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              the best day of the year is upon me :boar:

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                https://linfan.moe/objects/181b6238-3be8-45af-9caf-84d7ad9976e0

                                This is Kim's way of saying she won't have intimate relations with me. Because I've looked.

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                gerone for germany, germany for gerone

                                CC: @meeper@shitposter.world

                                  [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                                  @sun@shitposter.world

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  False

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    True

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      True

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        @Gronk what is the context of this post

                                          [?]little 5157光R » 🌐
                                          @41666@dis.sociat.ing

                                          what the fuck is that ;w;
                                          it took the eyedropper ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;

                                          an mspaint win95 (running in wine). the eyedropper tool has been replaced with a copilot AI button

                                          Alt...an mspaint win95 (running in wine). the eyedropper tool has been replaced with a copilot AI button

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          coffee beans in chocolate are delicious
                                          This man knows his shit

                                          CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Yea I'd do that

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              if the files were "perfectly" stored they would take just 570M but due to them being a lot of small files, the actual disk usage is over 2 gigabytes bcs of stuff like filesystem granularity and metadata. That's the main problem of snac: it doesn't use a dedicated database, instead it uses the filesystem as a database, and it can get very inefficient. Some kind of simple key-value mapping that used a single file as backing would probably be more storage-efficient (but would require extra work for performance efficiency, integrity, and such)

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                and it's actually a JPEG file

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  Look here buddy, I can allow personal insults or dropping attribution in advertising, but once you start running down the good name of GNU is Not Unix, that's when me and you are gonna fall out mate. You're on the list

                                                  CC: @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]True, I guess all I did was make it extremely flammable

                                                    CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                      [?]erin » 🌐
                                                      @erin@social.xenofem.me

                                                      4chan: (on her deathbed) I got so carried away, over the years.. I kind of lost sight of what I used to be. What we used to be. Everything just... happened so fast. And (chud expression forming on her face) our split was completely for the better. You stupid bitch.

                                                      Tumblr: (lets out a small gasp, holds up a spork tenderly) Did this... mean nothing to you?

                                                      4chan: (makes pained trollface expression) Hah.. Got you one last time... Listen. You were always.. one of the oldfags.. and I'm sorry I didn't make that more clear... Oh... I think it's happening... (Suddenly image of Jack Black flashes across her vision) Chicken Jockey... (Dies)

                                                      Tumblr: We were supposed to be together swagever...

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]True true, what if we get giant balloons filled with hydrogen and suspend the bridge from them

                                                      CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        to have fun

                                                        CC: @vriska@lizards.live

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Sounds like a pontoon bridge

                                                          CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                            [?]earslash » 🌐
                                                            @earslash@ebiverse.social

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            it's for the safety of non-sicilians

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              I thought in English text "Gentoo/Linux" would mean "Gentoo or Linux". Learn something new every day.

                                                              But anyways, the word "Linux" has evolved to mean "any UNIX-like software distribution with a Linux kernel" nowadays and trying to fight it feels like pointless prescriptivism ngl. I will still use "Linux" to refer to all Linux distros, I'll use GNU/Linux when I want to be specific, and I'll use the terms the projects use themselves -- Arch Linux, Gentoo Linux, Parabola GNU/Linux, etc. Same as I'll say Make not GNU Make, M4 not GNU M4, unless talking about specific features that set them apart from other implementations, even if I ever use only GNU implementations of those utilities. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                              CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                Yeah, sounds like high-pitched scurrying

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  Uoooghh I'm a hungry little compiler, please give me some root privileges uooogh

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    stares at you sudo makedly

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      why would this be the implication
                                                                      It's protobuf, you technically need standardised numbers for fields, you could do some sort of string-to-object mapping but uh-oh how do you do that? are you gonna nest protobuf buffers inside of protobuf maps? you could have everyone pull numbers out of thin air like with ELF extensions, but that's a downgrade from the current textual names that everyone can just namespace. a much better solution would be to create a binary 1-to-1 format for the JSON-LD objects like Minecraft's NBT... or just rely on gzip compression or some such to do it for you lol

                                                                      In any case this is WIP so they'll probably realise the issues

                                                                      CC: @julia@eepy.moe @kopper@wetdry.world

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        They don't need extensibility.
                                                                        They do, it's just that there's plenty of dumb boxes on the internet that want to parse everything they can and if they see something new they drop it. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_ossification

                                                                        CC: @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev @kopper@wetdry.world

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          Do you represent the Gentoo Foundation or Linux Foundation to judge on the usage of their trademarks? Are GNU utilities licensed with a license akin to 4-clause BSD license which requires explicit mentions of the developer(s) in any advertisements? As far as I'm aware the answer to these two questions is "no", therefore there is no "totally wrong", just "recommended" or "not recommended" 🙂

                                                                          And the conversation is very explicitly about Linux, see the OP of "MAKE LINUX SIMPLE AGAIN". Therefore the archive (Gentoo) posted in combination with the Linux that needs simplifying, would quite literally create Gentoo Linux.

                                                                          CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            Nahh don't worry about it. You can worry about it if you become rich. It's not a loan, it's a gift 👍

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