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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

but i like walking simulators, they're like 3d visual novels

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    [?]Gabbo the wafrn dev guy » 🌐
    @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

    some days: ive added a new feature to wafrn and made it 6 times faster in some stuff

    other days: I wanna make this button pink brain stop looking for death grips mashups

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      nah thanks it's my little copypasta now

      CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        hello! hello! hello!

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Hey guys, welcome back to the Siege of Vienna, don't forget to smash like and subscribe!

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          I should use nostr, while mastodon is getting rid of toots, they're adding nutzaps

          [?]That which remains » 💔 🌐
          @desea@akko.cuddlegirls.cafe

          New license: Fuck off

          If you want to use my shit, tough luck, pirate it or go home, theres no legal way for you to use this

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          [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
          @sun@shitposter.world

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          I'd do this just to fuck with people but the problem is I wouldn't be able to drink it myself. I'd rather make silk

          CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Last time I put cheese in water you got mad

            CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              This is why I don't make any ukko gruel posts, you immediately think it's ruined somehow (there's parmesan in the miso soup)

              CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                dollars
                doll lars


                from mars

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Verified by real lainian patriots:
                ✅ TRUE

                  [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                  @kaia@brotka.st

                  why unethical? this is 100% ethical??

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                   ☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
                  /▌
                  /\

                  CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    You say Twitter, I say Mastodon
                    You say Instagram, I say Pixelfed
                    You say TikTok, I say Loops
                    You say Reddit, I say Lemmy
                    You say Discord, I say Matrix
                    You say Goodreads, I say BookWyrm
                    You say YouTube, I say PeerTube
                    You say WhatsApp, I say XMPP
                    You say Facebook, I say Frendica
                    You say Tumblr, I say Wafrn
                    You say Bluesky, I SCREAM fedi!!
                    You say Snapchat, I punch you in the face

                    92% of teenagers have turned to corporate social media. If you are part of the 8% that use fediverse, copy and paste this message to your profile. DON’T LET THE SPIRIT OF FOSS DIE!

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

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                    [?]lizzy مثلية الله ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu: » 🌐
                    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

                    watersports, upcloud [SENSITIVE CONTENT]fedi

                    UpCloud favorited your post:

CW: the worst watersports post that will be on your timeline today and the german federal government is involved as well

post: @sodiboo @EuCommission @Bundesregierung @UpCloud your honor may my puppygirl enter the room? i pissed myself and she needs to drink it

                    Alt...UpCloud favorited your post: CW: the worst watersports post that will be on your timeline today and the german federal government is involved as well post: @sodiboo @EuCommission @Bundesregierung @UpCloud your honor may my puppygirl enter the room? i pissed myself and she needs to drink it

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Oh yeah that's true

                    CC: @augieray@mastodon.social

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      It would be much harder on fedi to properly restrict the access, no? They'd have to make sure every instance restricts those accounts or block every instance and that feels like a whack-a-mole situation. Then again, they'd probably just hit mastodon.social and that would be the end of story for most.

                      CC: @augieray@mastodon.social

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        "i was hoping for ragazza" is now stuck in my head

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        i was hoping for ragazza che passano il giorno a girlsmellare

                        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @ellie@yearning.gay

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          bait for cats

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            uncooked chicken breast

                              [?]Cuteroll, autistic transgender otter » 🌐
                              @ctrl@alico.nexus

                              wtf the new pope is yassie

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                              [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                              @sun@shitposter.world

                              @ageha you said american movies were bad but we got minecraft

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                what does this mean

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  it's circumstances outside of your control, nothing you can do to blame yourself. don't stress it now, that will make the illness take longer, get a speedy recovery and maybe you can visit her later :)

                                  CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                    [?]mer ䷔ » 🌐
                                    @mer@yourwalls.today

                                    What's the hot new web browser for android? Is firefox okay now?
                                    I've been using a sideloaded lightning for years but I think i'ts hilariously out of date now.

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    notice the 0.5 hrs on record

                                    CC: @lain@lain.com

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                                        CC: @green@snac.122.hu

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Don't throw rocks in a glass house

                                          CC: @sun@shitposter.world

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            damn that's nice

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              the best day of the year is upon me :boar:

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                https://linfan.moe/objects/181b6238-3be8-45af-9caf-84d7ad9976e0

                                                This is Kim's way of saying she won't have intimate relations with me. Because I've looked.

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                gerone for germany, germany for gerone

                                                CC: @meeper@shitposter.world

                                                  [?]Blurry Moon » 🌐
                                                  @sun@shitposter.world

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  False

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    True

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      True

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        @Gronk what is the context of this post

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