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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

https://globle-game.com
#globle

hahaha you're right

#!/bin/sh
# If you have /dev/urandom, you probably have /usr/bin/bash.
# So let's pretend we don't have /dev/urandom by using our own PRNG.
rand_state=$$ # Initialise random state with the PID, bad seed but idgaf.
rand() {
    # Translated from https://prng.di.unimi.it/splitmix64.c
    rand_state=$((rand_state + 0x9e3779b97f4a7c15))
    z=$rand_state
    z=$(((z ^ (z >> 30)) * 0xbf58476d1ce4e5b9))
    z=$(((z ^ (z >> 27)) * 0x94d049bb133111eb))
    echo $((z ^ (z >> 31)))
}
# Let's make the generator do something
for _nobody_curr in $(seq 10); do
    rand >/dev/null
done
echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
read -r guess
random_number="$(rand)"
if [ $((random_number % 2)) = "$guess" ]; then
	echo 'good guess!'
else
	echo 'wrong :/'
fi

cat -v

If you wanna dig into "ok but how was it done?" yourself, check out https://www.tuhs.org/cgi-bin/utree.pl , it has source of some of the older kernels but of course it's all assembly

CC: @eri@mk.moth.zone

@georgia a new era for irish japanese relations

@sun I heard that @8357721852949538583bb8588h7111 and @a24695893095hjeka122ll are starting a business together

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CC: @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

CC: @vriska@lizards.live

scientists have trained 200'000 human braincells grown on a microchip to play the original Doom

Guide on how to comply with California's "Age Verification" AB1043 as a software developer:

What to do:
* Don't give a shit because you don't live in California.
* If you live in California, leave California.
* If leaving is not an option, wait for a legal precedent for compliance has been set and implement the minimum requirements of the bill into your software (a very simple age bracket selection box during install will probably do more than enough).

What not to do:
* Already start proposing stupid and extremely deep implementations into xdg-desktop or d-bus. (Ubuntu)

What absolutely not to do:
* Freak the fuck out and relicense your entire codebase to a non-free software license because of a law not going into a effect for another year while you don't even live in California... (MidnightBSD)