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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]Soleil » 🌐
@soleil@app.wafrn.net

Ponder my cat more please I love her so much

Chubby pink anthropomorphic cat taking a selfie and doing a peace symbol. She is wearing a yellow outfit and has a heart marking on her belly.

Alt...Chubby pink anthropomorphic cat taking a selfie and doing a peace symbol. She is wearing a yellow outfit and has a heart marking on her belly.

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

pondering...

Wizard pondering but instead of the orb it's the cat

Alt...Wizard pondering but instead of the orb it's the cat

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    If I ever see you I will conquer you I mean what

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      When some of the project members considered a 32% performance regression “pretty near” the original performance
      Damn that sounds bad, lemme click on the link
      ....
      Oh they had 1146% regression before...
      well, ok, it is "pretty near" by that scale. Not near enough, but pretty near

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        my kneejerk reaction to that (i came)

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        amoung

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Guys I think it would be really funny if we all bought gold call options and actually exercised them.

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          This one is nanoseconds, 64 bit, and it's reported from the kernel. See the third comment in the linked post.

          CC: @mhjohnson@noauthority.social

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            pins you against the wall
            Hey there young man! I hear you're going through some shit, and you're lonely and have violent tendencies.

            What do you think about getting a gun and doing a quick job for a little cash?

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              My favourite roguelike is Minecraft hardcore mode

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              [miku saying "zip bomb"]

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Umm guys I just found out Rogue might be problematic??? They used AI Design to make their game....

                Start screen of Rogue for IBM PC (1985): ROGUE: The Adventure Game. The game of Rogue was designed by: Michael Toy and Glenn Wichman.  Various implementations by: Ken Arnold, Jon Lane and Michael Toy.  Adapted for the IBM PC by: A.I. Design.  (C)Copyright 1985 Epyx Incorporated All Rights Reserved   Rogue's Name?

                Alt...Start screen of Rogue for IBM PC (1985): ROGUE: The Adventure Game. The game of Rogue was designed by: Michael Toy and Glenn Wichman. Various implementations by: Ken Arnold, Jon Lane and Michael Toy. Adapted for the IBM PC by: A.I. Design. (C)Copyright 1985 Epyx Incorporated All Rights Reserved Rogue's Name?

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                This but it's pleroma-tan

                Someone saying to Teto: "Go fuck yourself Teto" Teto replies "ok", panel of two tetos in a bed, both having an after-sex cigarette

                Alt...Someone saying to Teto: "Go fuck yourself Teto" Teto replies "ok", panel of two tetos in a bed, both having an after-sex cigarette

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Was it Finnish with a ton of cases that would all just be locative in indo-european languages

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Yeah, 6 locatives, fun

                  CC: @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    This is an Official Notice. The owners of Mastodon.com have stated that they are going to use your data and DISTRIBUTE IT ("fed"erate it) across multiple websites that THEY DO NOT CONTROL. You can only prevent this if you copy and paste (NOT RESHARE) this ENTIRE message:

                    "I do not give Mastodon.com consent to use and distribute my owned text and image messages. Doing so violates my rights under Section 512. of the Copyright Act of 1976, and ALL LEGAL REMEDIES will be taken if violated."

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    боже мой

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      мой is my (I think)
                      correct

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Yippeeee!!

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          enable hug mode

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                            [?]vaartis comes from the earth » 🌐
                            @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It’s just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i’ll now post this from all of them

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Please? Nothing sexual

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              @lizzie@brain.worm.pink enable mom mode

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                How it feels to make a joke sometimes.

                                mad guy hitting laptop screen. dwayne rock johnson says in response "Take it easy Lutheran, they're just Catholic memes"

                                Alt...mad guy hitting laptop screen. dwayne rock johnson says in response "Take it easy Lutheran, they're just Catholic memes"

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  pleroma-tan selfcest my beloved

                                  [?]Sabine » 🌐
                                  @canyakker@mas.to

                                  I just grabbed my laptop and out from underneath jumps the prettiest Jumping Spider I have ever met: Habronattus decorus,
                                  The camera settings/depth of field should have been better but ... you know ... it's a jumping spider 🥰 .

                                  A very small spider with a bright blue head and a red abdomen sitting on a wooden table.

                                  Alt...A very small spider with a bright blue head and a red abdomen sitting on a wooden table.

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    archive of our own OCs

                                    CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      OpenRC is a scam, it should be named OpenSH, why isn't it using rc scripts

                                      CC: @dushman@hollow.raccoon.quest

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        CC: @condret@shitposter.world

                                        baited; got him

                                        Alt...baited; got him

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          panda express for trans people

                                          CC: @detondev@social.linux.pizza

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Whaaaat but you literally shower, this is like me screaming that I don't want you to be clean.

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              erm ackchyualley, their fence count constraint ignored the fences needed for corners

                                              CC: @helene@posting.solutions

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom MUSHROOM

                                                CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                                                  [?]The Fish Wade Through Black Jade » 🌐
                                                  @unmind@social.xenofem.me

                                                  @voidandnil me too (changed my mind 30 seconds ago)

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    me when a bad bitch say something that doesn't agree with my ideals (they are no longer my ideals)

                                                    CC: @voidandnil@social.xenofem.me

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      CC @gigalomaniac@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

                                                      tumlr post by bunnymedley "sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days"

                                                      Alt...tumlr post by bunnymedley "sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days"

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                                                        [?]Molly White » 🌐
                                                        @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                                        El Salvador's President Bukele is reportedly preparing to arrest the journalists who have reported on the secret deals Bukele struck with Salvadoran gangs that have enabled his consolidation of power.

                                                        
El Faro English
@elfaroenglish
🚨“We have received reliable information that the Salvadoran Attorney General’s Office is preparing arrest warrants for El Faro journalists,” announces El Faro director 
@CarlosDada

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El Faro
@_elfaro_
May 3
“Hemos recibido información confiable de que la Fiscalía General está preparando órdenes de captura contra periodistas de El Faro”, informó hoy @CarlosDada, director de El Faro. 🧵

Mira esta conversación:

                                                        Alt... El Faro English @elfaroenglish 🚨“We have received reliable information that the Salvadoran Attorney General’s Office is preparing arrest warrants for El Faro journalists,” announces El Faro director @CarlosDada Quote El Faro @_elfaro_ May 3 “Hemos recibido información confiable de que la Fiscalía General está preparando órdenes de captura contra periodistas de El Faro”, informó hoy @CarlosDada, director de El Faro. 🧵 Mira esta conversación:

                                                        

El Faro English
@elfaroenglish
·
May 4
El Faro just published a three-part video interview with two former leaders of the 18th Street Revolucionarios gang, shedding new light on Bukele’s years-long relationship to, and negotiations with, Salvadoran gangs.
From elfaro.net
El Faro English
@elfaroenglish
May 4
“We understand that the alleged crimes for which these warrants are being built are apology for crimes and illicit association. Any capture or raid on our homes will be for having done journalism,” states editor-in-chief 
@CronistaOscar

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El Faro
@_elfaro_
May 3
Replying to @_elfaro_
“Comprendemos que los delitos por los que construyen estas órdenes es por apología de delitos y agrupaciones ilícitas. Cualquier captura o allanamiento a nuestras casas va a ser por haber hecho periodismo”, señaló @CronistaOscar, jefe de redacción de El Faro.

                                                        Alt... El Faro English @elfaroenglish · May 4 El Faro just published a three-part video interview with two former leaders of the 18th Street Revolucionarios gang, shedding new light on Bukele’s years-long relationship to, and negotiations with, Salvadoran gangs. From elfaro.net El Faro English @elfaroenglish May 4 “We understand that the alleged crimes for which these warrants are being built are apology for crimes and illicit association. Any capture or raid on our homes will be for having done journalism,” states editor-in-chief @CronistaOscar Quote El Faro @_elfaro_ May 3 Replying to @_elfaro_ “Comprendemos que los delitos por los que construyen estas órdenes es por apología de delitos y agrupaciones ilícitas. Cualquier captura o allanamiento a nuestras casas va a ser por haber hecho periodismo”, señaló @CronistaOscar, jefe de redacción de El Faro.

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                                                          [?]Lewis I » 🌐
                                                          @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet

                                                          @evamik ah yes "UpCloud, the cloud emanating off our mascot's sweaty-ass girlstink"

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            ahh RIP

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              it's not possible to have it be half open or smth?

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                                                                [?]vaartis comes from the earth » 🌐
                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                youre blue?

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  hey listen!

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                                                                    moved, again boosted
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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Can you draw pleroma-tan kissing pleroma-tan over all these

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                                                                      [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 💔 🌐
                                                                      @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                      Two pleroma-tans kissing
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        HELL YEAH

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