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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

stop calling me a f-faggot... i get hard when u do....

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    sh-shut me up w-with your lips yourself! haha owned

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      o-oh you think? blushes y-yours too babe... UwU

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        pleroma tan selfcest

        CC: @vertka@suya.place

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          [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
          @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

          someone was confused by a screenshot so we’re bullying him with duvet lyrics

          Alt...someone was confused by a screenshot so we’re bullying him with duvet lyrics

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          International School of Information Science (ISIS)

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          I've added a bunch of marseys to work slack, nobody ever bothers to ask

          CC: @binkle@clubcyberia.co

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            [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 🌐
            @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

            @phnt@fluffytail.org I should check my email more often maybe he did but i never checked

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              disembodied souls all have bad vision. source: lord of the rings movies, when frodo puts on the ring, stuff becomes blurry

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Oh so I guessed the real reason correctly yay !

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  But that's a good idea, I've waterboarded my phone before but Freezer is probably a smarter choice.

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    You needed to chill the fuck out

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      The curse of twitter. (High follow-count person disagrees with someone, suddenly the replies are full of toddlers without manners.)

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                        [?]🌸 Bisexual Flower 🐀 » 🌐
                        @Alex@boymilk.cafe

                        every single goddamn twitter thread is literally just "dude ratios lmao!!! ratiod!!!I have more followers than you, i win!!!"

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          I don't use shampoo
                          Easy to say when you don't have hair

                          CC: @grips@cawfee.club

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                            [?]Phantasm » 🌐
                            @phnt@fluffytail.org

                            @eris @grips Being bald deliberately is the DistroTube way. He even talked about doing that to save on shampoo costs in the Luke Smith DistroTube single podcast.

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              the methhler

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                This, not just because you don't trust your partner, but just, don't put all your eggs in one basket + you would also have a larger attack surface to get it scammed out / card stolen / whatever.

                                CC: @arcana@layer02.net @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  lizzy thinks it's cool if I take away her glasses and beat her up. next you'll tell me it would be kinda cool if the character in your profile pic would get shoved into lockers

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    this needs one of those werewolf pics attached

                                    CC: @kim@linfan.moe

                                    werewolf tipping his hat

                                    Alt...werewolf tipping his hat

                                      [?]φ » 🌐
                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                      whats the word on leuprorelin as an antiandrogen ?

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Yes? 🥺

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        hnngh

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                                          [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                          @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                          boysoft...
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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          I'm gonna go to Italy and eat McDonald's. But not for lunch. For dinner. :hehe:

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                                            [?]kim » 🌐
                                            @kim@linfan.moe

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                                            [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
                                            @bagder@mastodon.social

                                            "New financial contributor to curl: Robert ($10.00)"

                                            Thank you Robert. You're awesome.

                                            opencollective.com/curl

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Keep on speaking the truth sister!

                                            CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Yeah you two are completely right. Would need a completely different architecture for everything

                                              CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Part of me was thinking "oh maybe macports is THAT old". But I suppose it does rely a lot on UNIXisms being available

                                                CC: @famicom@pl.kotobank.ch @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  I expressed joy and bewilderment at the amazingly simple suggestion lucy made in comparison to the shell test operator horrors seen before in the thread.

                                                  CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest breaking into houses on fiorecraft

                                                    more news at 8

                                                    a pic of three raccoons in a minecraft house, captioned "8USCITE DA CASA MIA"

                                                    Alt...a pic of three raccoons in a minecraft house, captioned "8USCITE DA CASA MIA"

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Do they support MacOS 9

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        LMAOOOOOOOO amazing!

                                                        CC: @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            [?]rose » 🌐
                                                            @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                            the timeline never disappoints

                                                            two posts bt fiore@brain.worm.pink
first: "finally drunk omg"
second: "being unemployed suits my vibe so much"

                                                            Alt...two posts bt fiore@brain.worm.pink first: "finally drunk omg" second: "being unemployed suits my vibe so much"

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            Perhaps it's an empty cocoon / shell of a nymph?

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              I was going for a subgenre name but sure

                                                              CC: @dispencer@catboy.baby @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                                                [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
                                                                @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                ICHIBAN IS POLISH?!
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                                                                [?]rose » 🌐
                                                                @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                he doesn't pay rent but that's fine because he's low key chill

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                  [?]crude oil princess 🛢:ms_sparkles: » 🌐
                                                                  @perplestuff@hollow.raccoon.quest

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                                                                  @monkey@greatape.casa I'm built for this (pizza)

                                                                    [?]Codziennie o 21:37 » 🌐
                                                                    @naszpapa@fedi.stfn.pl

                                                                    :papa:

                                                                    [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                                                                    @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                    he suggested this technique, yes??

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Just made an issue at work about how we should upgrade our AGP

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Surely it's easier to just trommel dirt or clay for those, no?

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        :boar:

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          I think it's a hole in the wall that's leaking the tar and it's too dark to see inside

                                                                          CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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