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Ukko (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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Ukko (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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Ukko (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @eris why is it back

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      Ukko (theymab moment) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          Ukko (theymab moment) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

            [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

            2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

            Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Since i already intruded in the thread
            vscodium plugins
            IIRC it's only that you can't use the built-in marketplace and some plugins are available only there
            LOVE pandoc
            pandoc, imagemagick, ffmpeg, love them

            CC: @leila@brain.worm.pink

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              Ukko (theymab moment) »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              I'm gonna be that second person but

              you can do al that in emacs

              CC: @leila@brain.worm.pink

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                anathema 🇻🇦 »
                @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                @Eleonora blue rabbit 😂 why you blurr 😂😂

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                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Blue rabbit.. blue bunny.. blunny.. bluuy.. bully.. think abour it

                  CC: @Eleonora@oomfie.city

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                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                    Car

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                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Did you know! F in AFAB stands for "Fascist"

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                    f_o_u_r_t_y »
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                    @eris it stands for fawty actually

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                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Me when philosophy

                      CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                        And the crocheting ones aren't really needles, they're more like hooks

                        CC: @Tony@clew.lol

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                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                          Me installing Solaris on my GUN (Gun's Unix Now)

                          CC: @anathema@brain.worm.pink

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                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Sewing and crocheting usually isn't big needles. (Tho I can imagine if you're making some big "rough" crocheting stuff you'd get big fat "needles" there)

                            CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                              anathema 🇻🇦 »
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                              enviwormental storytelling

                              authenyo@eepy.zone gorts "im nettspend reacting every fedi post." & rat@brain.worm.pink gorts "people keep reacting this & idk what it is" with a screenshot of a nettspend reaction

                              Alt...authenyo@eepy.zone gorts "im nettspend reacting every fedi post." & rat@brain.worm.pink gorts "people keep reacting this & idk what it is" with a screenshot of a nettspend reaction

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                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              say WHAT

                                anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                grr4rrr

                                dilbert 1 »
                                @sun@shitposter.world

                                the monkey's paw finger curls

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                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Make me admin in exchange for not having sex with me

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                                  𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁 :xf_nyxsigil: :labrys-45-sickle: :nyxcat: »
                                  @nyx@social.xenofem.me

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                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Hi twitch chat

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                                    anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                    @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                    @eris hahaha ukko does it again 🤣 brilliant simply brilliant . *looks you in the eyes warmly while clasping one of your hands in both of mine* how do you do it

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                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Thank you thank you it's an innate talent, I'm like the Joker if she was a clown

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                                        anathema 🇻🇦 »
                                        @anathema@brain.worm.pink

                                        gun social... gort button is "shoot" ... regort button is "reload"... why is this not a thing ....

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                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        hahhaha Anna did it again 😆 undisputably amazing. looks you in the eyes warmly while clasping one of your hands in both of mine HOW do you do it !

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                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          The name's Love, Penes Love

                                          CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                            Doggoyy 🥰🥰

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                                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              No

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                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                She ain't laugh

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                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                Girl named Building

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                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                P-Patrick Bateman? 😨

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                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                  Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

                                                  CC: @teidesu@very.stupid.fish

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                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Oh that was a reference to the pizza being ready too soon

                                                    CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                      TO: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                                                      lasgun + forcefield = explosion similar to an atomic and it happens starting from the gun not the forcefield.
                                                      and forcefields stop fast moving objects such as bullets, so only weird self-propelled guns that become slow when pushed against a forcefield or smth like that can work (first movie had at least one example, not sure about second). but a slow sideways slice from a blade works fine.

                                                      (actually that all kinda goes in the trash on arrakis, because the worms are attracted to forcefields and go berserk over it so you don't see ppl like fremen using them. and technically they do use maula pistols which are maybe coil guns, don't remember. but everyone is used to swords anyways)

                                                      a lot of other shit like recording into a phonographic cylinder or the harkonnen guys in the map room chanting random shit is because the universe had a galaxy wide jihad quite some time ago against thinking machines (Butlerian Jihad) so they ended up having a ban on creating or using any machine that might think. So instead they just train some humans into being turbo-autists / human computers (mentats).
                                                      "how are they doing X then?" it's either 1. dodging the definition of a computer by it being some "non-thinking" signal processor, 2. spice, or 3. somebody's breaking the law real badly. thus far it's or afaik

                                                      why they destroyed that spice harvester? i think they didn't realise or they were going for a "all harvesters must be gone, no matter whose" thing

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                                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                        How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                                          wife »
                                                          @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                          wanna order some pizzas babe?

                                                          CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            oh you read my bio

                                                            CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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