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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

who up snacking on they green

CC: @_who_up_instancing_they_host@fedi-crimes.lexi.re

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    I can understand for stuff like private scope or whatever.. but yeah

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      bruh you really had to delete and redraft

      CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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        moved, again boosted

        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Your scribes suck at translating

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Incrementally updating from NT 3.1 to 11

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            only if you let me drink your blood again

            CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              I'm not referring to you not reading the messages in time, I don't care about that. I'm referring to XMPP not delivering messages to you, that's unforgivable and entirely your fault

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                it's your personality, twin

                CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Nah I don't think i'm ready for your making fun of me

                  CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    This is a callout post for @amalthea@pl.noob.quest: Anna is a bitch ass motherfucker ignoring my XMPP messages and making fun of anime girls I send him (which he asked for in the first place)

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                      [?]Junes » 🌐
                      @Junes@clubcyberia.co

                      ohh man i asked this AI a common question and it gave me a reasonable answer, i asked for a picture of a pineapple on a skateboard and it gave it to me. Yeah im thinking these have achieved sentience

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I asked the AI to roleplay as skynet and you won't believe what it did. We need to be careful with these machines....

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        HELL YEAH, MIGRATING SNAC TO THAT

                        CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          crabware = rust, I don't think there's any other crabware

                          CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            on it boss

                              [?]myrmepropagandist » 🌐
                              @futurebird@sauropods.win

                              “I was captured by a human but I got away. They chased me!”
                              “what nonsense why would a big creature like a human even notice you? Or want to chase you?”
                              “They did! They tried to put me in pod.”
                              “Oh yeah sure they did. And I bet they took photos of you and named you too. 🙄”
                              “What is photos? They didn’t take anything from me. I defeated them and escaped.”

                              What I imagine the ants I encounter end up saying.

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Counterpoint: looks like Xi thus copyrighted by Disney

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                                [?]Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer » 🌐
                                @r000t@ligma.pro

                                @zonk
                                Bro

                                Why do we need two beds bro?

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Disney, come sue their asses

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    I'm elizabether worm

                                      [?]ER-1 :neobot: » 🌐
                                      @er1@mk.moth.zone

                                      Haskell programmers at the function

                                      Alt...Haskell programmers at the function

                                      Java programmers at the object

                                      Alt...Java programmers at the object

                                      [?]Max Leibman » 🌐
                                      @maxleibman@beige.party

                                      Correlation does not prove causation! One popular example: shark attacks are more likely when ice cream sales are higher.

                                      This relationship does not suggest that ice cream sales somehow cause shark attacks, however. Rather, both are related to some third factor—in this case, the activation of mind-control satellites, which are used both to market ice cream and to control sharks.

                                      [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                                      @kaia@brotka.st

                                      met long salamander without leggos

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      🤓 erm ackchyualley that's a reptile not an amphibian, you can see that it's scaly 🤓

                                      (i love it)

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                                        Soap boosted

                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        why is my wife writing caveman au madoka magica yuri...

                                        [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                                        @mer@yourwalls.today

                                        [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 💔 🌐
                                        @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                        [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 💔 🌐
                                        @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                        1995 was 40 years ago.

                                        Let that sink in.

                                        [?] jonossa seuraava » 🌐
                                        @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

                                        Rimbo asbest on nyt bimbo asbest

                                        Alt...Rimbo asbest on nyt bimbo asbest

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        imperial aramaic tomo

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Me omw to doxx you, your eminence

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            St. Pait

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              Shit, you could even explain this with some proto-germanic consonant shift iirc

                                              CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Ok I kinda misremembered, but some european language groups had a kw->p sound shift. So we could assume that Kwaytre in some unknown language got borrowed into old greek and turned into petra->petrus. But at the same time it got borrowed into some Nordic language, and simplified into Kaytr->Kait. Thus St. Peter and St. Kait are the same person. QED

                                                CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Tomo 1749298505:015448

                                                    theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                                                      [?]不幸な mer ䷔ » 🌐
                                                      @mer@yourwalls.today

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Oh that's why you're not responding to my love letters. truly evil

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        free shavocado

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                                                        [?]lain » 🌐
                                                        @lain@lain.com

                                                        @kaia smh more bragging about being good in bed

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          oh cmon that's nothingggg. it's not like we were igniting thermite with it

                                                          CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            iirc it's not THAT violent. then again we were burning very small bits of them. fun to watch it burn through snow

                                                            CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              OTP

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                Holy fuck

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  Holy fucking fuck

                                                                  CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    That gort of yours is absurd

                                                                    CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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