yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

it won't be after you sleep and look at it again

i think it's time to refactor that lisp code a bit

hey there dušmanin

worm dot pink users using gentoo

emerging with gortage... unfranking a package...

loanwords and semantic shift will fuck you up but it could be fun to see what languages would look like without that

game that has nearly identical mechanics to a Diablo-esque dungeon romp with a central base and an ever expanding combat area you go into and kill all the inhabitants to loot them

except you're in a besieged city and, rather than being in charge of any of the big shit in maintaining defences etc., you've got the equally important job of doing small raids into the surrounding enemy camp for supplies

stuff this solves:

- your players can now indulge in their fantasies of being the good guy without any of the usual worldbuilding implications of busting into a populated area and murderizing everybody inside

- the evil monstrous dark lord or whatever is actually framed as a demonstrable threat (because the story starts with them literally attacking you instead of the other way around)

- you're still a small party venturing out into unknown hostile territory and slowly mapping out whatever the Actually Threatening Evil Army has built there now

- built-in plausible excuse for all sorts of high-tech loot, because the Actually Threatening Evil Army has taken stuff from their conquests all over the rest of the world up to this point so you could theoretically run into any sort of weapon

- built-in plausible excuse for mob difficulty progression, because the frontline has lots of screening low-value cannon fodder and your allies in the city have probably helped clear out a lot before you even got there, while fresher better equipped units might still be on their way

crossposting from tumblr https://riotouseaterofflesh.tumblr.com/post/810550503184400384/game-that-has-nearly-identical-mechanics-to-a, reposting here because i'll never find it again on there

joke about Fortran

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bigcock smalbals, vaccine fix it by making ball giant

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but covid vaccine makes them big

if you ever come across an argument i'm involved in, you can assume i'm talking out of my ass

Women are so cool I wish they were real

and so i sat my ass down and listened

66%

pantheist orthodoxy*, don't insult lebron when he speaks as the voice of god

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if we are in god's divine image , then every suicide is the death of one image of god, the death of a part of god. if youve been given a terrible life by any abrahamic god, you can hurt him by killing yourself. every murder ditto. god is figuratively equal emo kid who cuts himself for clout, after all all men are equal. genesis 1:27 states all of this.

and based on the sample size of myself, god has a humongous, giant im talking pelvis-splitting ass-shattering dick. and if i do, then so do you, king.

hollow knight if it was epic

Erlang should be capable of distributing stuff between nodes. But I haven't done it myself so idk if it's painful. And yes of course it requires stuff to be written in erlang / elixir or whatever that compiles to their VM

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Did You Know?
Women are allowed to kill one man as a treat today

oh i thought that was a temporary test account

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don't think so

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you have more accounts?

mmm kefir

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actually? or is the usage of #hashtags a sign that this should be treated as #sarcasm?