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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
@lizzie@brain.worm.pink

who let her in?

chief in my emojis

Alt...chief in my emojis

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

wrong meaning

CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    sex is bad cc @anathema@brain.wo.no.thats.not.right.idk

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      [?]pizza terrorist reloaded » 🌐
      @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

      @ube @eris only the enlarged ones count as fruit so if they are bigger than normal you better look out cause daddy is looking for a snack

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        are humans plants

        CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          the day of me being run over is getting nearer

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            me in front of @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link 's car

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              yes its taste is pretty meh, it's the aftertaste or something in that minute afterwards that hits me hard. something can be both a fruit and a vegetable (tho i wouldn't call avocado a vegetable myself)

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              avocado is such a fruit, it's like a teto pear filled with slop. best part about it is that like a minute after i eat it i get this primal urge to eat more avocado that nothing can quench except more avocado which creates an infinite spiral of avocado until i realize whatever food i wanted to make with them is gonna have to wait because I have no more avocado

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              nahh probably people are busy with their work or something

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                caffeinated beef jerky
                ok sign me up

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  we're evil and hate you

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Oh you're right, glanced over it. Kizumonogatari movies then

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      read up on the lore, I've went through this already

                      CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        I will hide the money and tomo will be forced to keep me alive so I give them the money location

                        CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Bakemonogatari

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            to the bank to cancel my accounts so tomo has to keep me alive to get the money out of me

                            CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              what'd they do

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                                [?]bl00d » 🌐
                                @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                waow

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                                [?]Meu » 🌐
                                @squish@outerheaven.club

                                re: colonisation, culture erasure [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@byte ravioli is a traditional Chinese dish...

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Nah, everyone's just too lazy so they reach for the most painful option possible. Or they just add Anubis without checking if it would even improve anything -- if you aren't being hit by those crawlers more than normal HTTP traffic, you don't need Anubis.

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    you're supposed to first manually ban scrapers that don't lie in their user agents yourself, ban IP ranges that misbehave very much, and then when you're actively being DDOSed by AI crawlers from all over the globe that pretend to be web browsers, you add Anubis or CloudFlare's infinite maze or whatever

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Anubis supposedly has stuff in works for a defense layer that works on the lowest level and doesn't require the anime girl to pop up on normal people's browsers

                                      CC: @rose@yourwalls.today

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Anubis basically just checks if the User-Agent that your client sends looks like a web browser in which case it gives the challenge. If it's something like curl/whatever, it just gives you the data, so if I configure a user-agent switcher to always give a UA that doesn't say "Mozilla/5.0 Chrome/123.412 Opera/1231313 KHTML/123" or whatever nonsense they send nowadays, I should be good

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          anubis has one of those "badges" saying "enbyware" in its readme, that post was from the darker side of fedi, it just has stuck in my head rent-free

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            ok but real talk, how hard would it be to make your web browser serve a non-Mozilla UA for a configurable list of anubised sites. Surely, 99.99% percent of Anubis users don't do any UA sniffing past whatever anubis does

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              enbyware is just stuck in my mind ever since someone made a post saying "when will a project end up labeling itself as 'trannyware'"

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                anubisblock yourwalls.today they talk down on the good name of enbyware

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  you get bonked with the wrench for bad posts

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    AP implementations are like programming languages. There's only 1) bad ones and 2) ones that nobody uses.

                                                    CC: @irelephant@app.wafrn.net @Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net @alexia@app.wafrn.net

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                                                      [?]apophis » 🌐
                                                      @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

                                                      bringing out "the real you" means

                                                      finally making/letting your presentation conform to a pre-existing real you that was previously hidden/suppressed:3
                                                      a deliberate product of your efforts, something you made for yourself and thus own:6
                                                      mutable, but is whatever the sum total of your presentation and thoughts are right now:6
                                                      a lie (there is no "the real you" but masks all the way down):5
                                                      a lie (anything you do is just another mask but "the real you" is fundamentally unknowable):11
                                                      other/reply:3
                                                      results:1

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      the me isn't real, but the "real me" isn't me. i'm a mask being worn by itself

                                                      presentation conform(1)/mutable(3)/everything is a mask(5) i guess maybe is the generalized answer

                                                        [?]Denpa mode :flag: :cute__i: » 🌐
                                                        @hj@shigusegubu.club

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        waow

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                                                          [?] jonossa seuraava » 🌐
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                                                          [?]Denpa mode :flag: :cute__i: » 🌐
                                                          @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                          f833ff5e97480b5f53d9efce5419148…

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          kiitos Suomi

                                                            [?]melon :pudding_verified: » 💔 🌐
                                                            @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                            Make hit game
                                                            Your game gets a fandom
                                                            Reply to all the fan theories with "wrong" (even if they're accurate)
                                                            When asked for source reply "I'm the creator"
                                                            Never elaborate further

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            why are you online instead of in my bed

                                                            CC: @_@femcel.online

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              and if you don't, we can always host a different instance with them :hehe:

                                                              CC: @epsi@akko.wtf

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                soapbox is the one that makes them invisible IIRC, pleroma-fe also shows "mentioning @a @b @c" for soapbox posts iirc

                                                                CC: @sneexy@booping.synth.download @alexia@starlightnet.work

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  soapbox is the one that makes them invisible IIRC
                                                                  as in, the posts federated by soapbox doesn't have explicit tags in the content.

                                                                  CC: @usernameswift@pleromer.net @sneexy@booping.synth.download @alexia@starlightnet.work

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    me on my way to write my own JVM

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      kirby biting hard today

                                                                      CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        omg yes i've been hit by creeper and zombie hordes multiple times

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          It's right behind me, isn't it

                                                                          MLP miku with a (relatively) giant lego creeper behind her, with creeper's head turned so that it's looking at miku

                                                                          Alt...MLP miku with a (relatively) giant lego creeper behind her, with creeper's head turned so that it's looking at miku

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          minecraft's pink reaper

                                                                          small minecraft creeper with a pig texture

                                                                          Alt...small minecraft creeper with a pig texture

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