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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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the fuck kind of chinaware you got on your table

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    no

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      @eris@p.enes.lv

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Everybody's all "volcel" and shit and making fun of @fiore@brain.worm.pink and then be coming home and turning on they ACs hoping she notices. Not me though, I don't do that woke AC shit

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Keep talking like this and your profile field will go from "Status Taken" to "Status Single" you little cuckette

        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @fif@femcel.online @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          EH? What kind of sex haver do you think I am???

          CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            what did i ever do to you

            CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              path to nowhere is obviously about lizzzzzieeeee :DDDD

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Yeah it says 502 Bad Gateway so it seems to be working perfectly

                CC: @phnt@fluffytail.org

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I'm guessing it's just the exercises there, you're supposed to actually learn the skills elsewhere, the website just gives you what to do

                  CC: @lukyan@lukyan.eu

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    I put "EVIL WAFRN EMOJIS"

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I will commission evil wafrn emojis

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        :neoChud: [SENSITIVE CONTENT]you too

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          :neochud:

                          defederating brain.worm.pink

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                          You forgot to close the encoder

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            https://go.dev/play/p/S1ggR-EGADp

                            and

                            NewEncoder returns a new base64 stream encoder. Data written to the returned writer will be encoded using enc and then written to w. Base64 encodings operate in 4-byte blocks; when finished writing, the caller must Close the returned encoder to flush any partially written blocks.
                            from https://pkg.go.dev/encoding/base64#NewEncoder

                            CC: @julia@eepy.moe

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Beautiful prose, I nearly crode at the floor collapsing section

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                every sex i have is w two ppl (i am plural ) (this is a lie im not a system )

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                who let her in?

                                chief in my emojis

                                Alt...chief in my emojis

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                wrong meaning

                                CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  sex is bad cc @anathema@brain.wo.no.thats.not.right.idk

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                                    @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                    @ube @eris only the enlarged ones count as fruit so if they are bigger than normal you better look out cause daddy is looking for a snack

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      are humans plants

                                      CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        the day of me being run over is getting nearer

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          me in front of @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link 's car

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            yes its taste is pretty meh, it's the aftertaste or something in that minute afterwards that hits me hard. something can be both a fruit and a vegetable (tho i wouldn't call avocado a vegetable myself)

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            avocado is such a fruit, it's like a teto pear filled with slop. best part about it is that like a minute after i eat it i get this primal urge to eat more avocado that nothing can quench except more avocado which creates an infinite spiral of avocado until i realize whatever food i wanted to make with them is gonna have to wait because I have no more avocado

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            nahh probably people are busy with their work or something

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              caffeinated beef jerky
                                              ok sign me up

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                we're evil and hate you

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  Oh you're right, glanced over it. Kizumonogatari movies then

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    read up on the lore, I've went through this already

                                                    CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      I will hide the money and tomo will be forced to keep me alive so I give them the money location

                                                      CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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                                                        Bakemonogatari

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          to the bank to cancel my accounts so tomo has to keep me alive to get the money out of me

                                                          CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            what'd they do

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                                                              waow

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                                                              re: colonisation, culture erasure [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@byte ravioli is a traditional Chinese dish...

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                Nah, everyone's just too lazy so they reach for the most painful option possible. Or they just add Anubis without checking if it would even improve anything -- if you aren't being hit by those crawlers more than normal HTTP traffic, you don't need Anubis.

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  you're supposed to first manually ban scrapers that don't lie in their user agents yourself, ban IP ranges that misbehave very much, and then when you're actively being DDOSed by AI crawlers from all over the globe that pretend to be web browsers, you add Anubis or CloudFlare's infinite maze or whatever

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Anubis supposedly has stuff in works for a defense layer that works on the lowest level and doesn't require the anime girl to pop up on normal people's browsers

                                                                    CC: @rose@yourwalls.today

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Anubis basically just checks if the User-Agent that your client sends looks like a web browser in which case it gives the challenge. If it's something like curl/whatever, it just gives you the data, so if I configure a user-agent switcher to always give a UA that doesn't say "Mozilla/5.0 Chrome/123.412 Opera/1231313 KHTML/123" or whatever nonsense they send nowadays, I should be good

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        anubis has one of those "badges" saying "enbyware" in its readme, that post was from the darker side of fedi, it just has stuck in my head rent-free

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          ok but real talk, how hard would it be to make your web browser serve a non-Mozilla UA for a configurable list of anubised sites. Surely, 99.99% percent of Anubis users don't do any UA sniffing past whatever anubis does

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