RSS - private

GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
📌 4 ★ 3 ↺

[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

2 ★ 0 ↺
in reply to »

[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

IIRC at its start it was making claims about stuff it can do that were just not true, I think they've stopped doing that after drama happened but idk I honestly don't follow it much

CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

    ...
    0 ★ 0 ↺

    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    what if it was @bunch_of_rats and @dergpile

    fiore replying to something (probably fediblocks me) with text "@bunch_of_dergs @ratpile ive  seen u  around sometimes  ^^"

    Alt...fiore replying to something (probably fediblocks me) with text "@bunch_of_dergs @ratpile ive seen u around sometimes ^^"

    eric andre saying "WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE?"

    Alt...eric andre saying "WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE?"

    2 ★ 0 ↺
    in reply to »

    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    i see i see, bulldog girl then

    CC: @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

      0 ★ 0 ↺
      in reply to »

      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      Actually yes, unless their config/manifest repo also includes a lockfile or something else that pins down the commit.

        [?]SuperDicq » 🌐
        @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo

        Isn't every GNU/Linux distro a declarative distro if you simply save your entire bash history to a text file and then replay all those commands on another computer using the same ISO?

        ...
        2 ★ 0 ↺

        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Not once you start performing internet access, a single sudo apt update is enough to make it non-declarative.

          ...
          2 ★ 0 ↺
          in reply to »

          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Köln/Cologne is named like that because it was a roman colony

          CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

            0 ★ 0 ↺
            in reply to »

            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            I thought you're a mousey?

            CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

              ...
              2 ★ 0 ↺
              in reply to »

              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              If wafrn uses the lang HTML attribute everywhere, the custom CSS can be as simple as adding :lang(tok) { font-family: "Fairfax Pona HD", etc, etc } to style set if the user has the feature enabled. (Well, also all the @font-faces would be needed, but those can technically be there all the time.)

              CC: @ducksel@app.wafrn.net @magdalunaa@app.wafrn.net

                ...
                in reply to »

                [?]mothball蛾玉 (*Latest Fad) » 🌐
                @moth_ball@shitposter.world

                @prettygood you are both the craftsman and the tool, that's the trick

                  ...
                  2 ★ 0 ↺
                  in reply to »

                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I tried C-x h C-M-\ for fun and it changed way too much, I'm not touching that

                  CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

                    1 ★ 0 ↺
                    in reply to »

                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    ...
                    1 ★ 0 ↺
                    in reply to »

                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    emacs tabs happened here

                    CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

                      ...
                      0 ★ 0 ↺
                      in reply to »

                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Will have to steal stuff from you now :heheperhaps:

                      CC: @tisanae@brain.worm.pink @coolbean@linfan.moe

                        ...
                        1 ★ 0 ↺
                        in reply to »

                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        1 ★ 0 ↺
                        in reply to »

                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        ...
                        1 ★ 0 ↺

                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        20+150+297+143+436 = 1046

                        CC: @tisanae@brain.worm.pink @coolbean@linfan.moe

                          ...
                          2 ★ 0 ↺
                          in reply to »

                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Chief is literally lizzie

                            1 ★ 0 ↺
                            in reply to »

                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            C-x l if it's one file

                            CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

                              ...
                              18 ★ 9 ↺
                              in reply to »

                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Alt...hatsune miku with the flag of USA in the background. the anthem of USA is playing. but then, flames engulf the flag and miku says "death to america"

                                ...
                                4 ★ 2 ↺

                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                anime girl saying "dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the lord?"

                                Alt...anime girl saying "dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the lord?"

                                2 ★ 0 ↺
                                in reply to »

                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                I was trying to make a joke, implying that it's the reason you messed up :D

                                  0 ★ 0 ↺
                                  in reply to »

                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  cURL is a client not a server

                                    ...
                                    2 ★ 0 ↺
                                    in reply to »

                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    That would make me a grandma...

                                    CC: @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                      ...

                                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                      someone told me money gains interest faster in a cd than a savings account so i took out all my savings and put them in cryptocurrency and burned my wallet information on a cd but it actually lost value someone explain

                                      1 ★ 0 ↺
                                      in reply to »

                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      [?]cyber whore » 🌐
                                      @lily@java.duke.social

                                      All compiled binaries of every compiler has now vanished

                                      Good luck

                                      ...
                                      1 ★ 0 ↺

                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Finally, time to put my assembly listing printouts to good use.

                                        1 ★ 0 ↺
                                        in reply to »

                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        in reply to »

                                        [?]Soap » 🌐
                                        @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                        @fiore @eris we can find one to share

                                          ...
                                          2 ★ 0 ↺
                                          in reply to »

                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Evidently, tisanae's pebles outperform

                                          CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                            in reply to »

                                            [?]Big Shallot :akko_grin: :chaos: :wormverified: » 🌐
                                            @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

                                            @fiore pebbles have properties of computer mices :
                                            + it has a round shape that can fit in you hand
                                            + you can use it as an input on a personnal computer
                                            + you can displace it on a plane if it rests on a desk

                                            (Im selling pebbles now and thus declare no conflict of interest :necoChin: )

                                              ...
                                              3 ★ 1 ↺
                                              paula8 boosted
                                              in reply to »

                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink is rich, she can be your sugar mommy

                                                ...
                                                1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                in reply to »

                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                is this what breaking up is like. ...

                                                  ...
                                                  1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                  in reply to »

                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  For protecting you from evil polish bullies

                                                    ...
                                                    1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                    in reply to »

                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    where's my cut?

                                                      ...
                                                      0 ★ 0 ↺
                                                      in reply to »

                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      gacha game or something

                                                        0 ★ 0 ↺
                                                        in reply to »

                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        I repeat myself: Monkey's paw of "rewrite it in rust"

                                                        CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                          2 ★ 0 ↺
                                                          in reply to »

                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          Monkey's paw of "rewrite it in rust"

                                                            ...
                                                            5 ★ 2 ↺
                                                            in reply to »

                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            us/ir [SENSITIVE CONTENT]King David has announced that Babylon is weeks away from finishing its nuclear program

                                                              2 ★ 0 ↺
                                                              in reply to »

                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              You're it!

                                                                ...
                                                                1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                                in reply to »

                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                With a bit of elbow grease and a lot of testing, I managed to make it work, you've gotta abuse the fact that HTCPCP is a HTTP extension and it relies on your server accepting http:// schemas instead of coffee:// but it works!
                                                                ;) curl -X BREW -H 'Accept-Additions: Whole-milk' -H 'Safe: if-user-awake' -H 'Content-Type: application/coffee-pot-command' -d start http://barista -v  
                                                                * Host barista:80 was resolved.
                                                                * IPv6: (none)
                                                                * IPv4: 192.168.8.165
                                                                * Trying 192.168.8.165:80...
                                                                * Connected to barista (192.168.8.165) port 80
                                                                * using HTTP/1.x
                                                                > BREW / HTTP/1.1
                                                                > Host: barista
                                                                > User-Agent: curl/8.13.0
                                                                > Accept: */*
                                                                > Accept-Additions: Whole-milk
                                                                > Safe: if-user-awake
                                                                > Content-Type: application/coffee-pot-command
                                                                > Content-Length: 5
                                                                >
                                                                * upload completely sent off: 5 bytes
                                                                < HTTP/1.1 507 CUP IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING!!!
                                                                < Connection: close
                                                                <
                                                                * shutting down connection
                                                                CC: @bagder@mastodon.social

                                                                  1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                                  in reply to »

                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  If your system doesn't provide some package, it's one of the alternative package managers

                                                                  CC: @hj@shigusegubu.club

                                                                    1 ★ 0 ↺
                                                                    in reply to »

                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    they forgot to chip her

                                                                      ...
                                                                      in reply to »

                                                                      [?]Gabbo the wafrn dev guy » 🌐
                                                                      @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                      I mean 80s nostalgia is a thing

                                                                      Your post but AI has been replaced with cocaine

                                                                      Alt...Your post but AI has been replaced with cocaine

                                                                      ...

                                                                      History

                                                                      Back to top - More...