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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

That would make me a grandma...

CC: @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

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    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

    someone told me money gains interest faster in a cd than a savings account so i took out all my savings and put them in cryptocurrency and burned my wallet information on a cd but it actually lost value someone explain

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    [?]cyber whore » 🌐
    @lily@java.duke.social

    All compiled binaries of every compiler has now vanished

    Good luck

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Finally, time to put my assembly listing printouts to good use.

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

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      [?]Soap » 🌐
      @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

      @fiore @eris we can find one to share

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Evidently, tisanae's pebles outperform

        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

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          [?]Big Shallot :chaos: :wormverified: » 🌐
          @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

          @fiore pebbles have properties of computer mices :
          + it has a round shape that can fit in you hand
          + you can use it as an input on a personnal computer
          + you can displace it on a plane if it rests on a desk

          (Im selling pebbles now and thus declare no conflict of interest :necoChin: )

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            @fiore@brain.worm.pink is rich, she can be your sugar mommy

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              is this what breaking up is like. ...

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                For protecting you from evil polish bullies

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  where's my cut?

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    gacha game or something

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      I repeat myself: Monkey's paw of "rewrite it in rust"

                      CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Monkey's paw of "rewrite it in rust"

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          us/ir [SENSITIVE CONTENT]King David has announced that Babylon is weeks away from finishing its nuclear program

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            You're it!

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              With a bit of elbow grease and a lot of testing, I managed to make it work, you've gotta abuse the fact that HTCPCP is a HTTP extension and it relies on your server accepting http:// schemas instead of coffee:// but it works!
                              ;) curl -X BREW -H 'Accept-Additions: Whole-milk' -H 'Safe: if-user-awake' -H 'Content-Type: application/coffee-pot-command' -d start http://barista -v  
                              * Host barista:80 was resolved.
                              * IPv6: (none)
                              * IPv4: 192.168.8.165
                              * Trying 192.168.8.165:80...
                              * Connected to barista (192.168.8.165) port 80
                              * using HTTP/1.x
                              > BREW / HTTP/1.1
                              > Host: barista
                              > User-Agent: curl/8.13.0
                              > Accept: */*
                              > Accept-Additions: Whole-milk
                              > Safe: if-user-awake
                              > Content-Type: application/coffee-pot-command
                              > Content-Length: 5
                              >
                              * upload completely sent off: 5 bytes
                              < HTTP/1.1 507 CUP IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING!!!
                              < Connection: close
                              <
                              * shutting down connection
                              CC: @bagder@mastodon.social

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                If your system doesn't provide some package, it's one of the alternative package managers

                                CC: @hj@shigusegubu.club

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  they forgot to chip her

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                                    [?]Gabbo the wafrn dev guy » 🌐
                                    @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                    I mean 80s nostalgia is a thing

                                    Your post but AI has been replaced with cocaine

                                    Alt...Your post but AI has been replaced with cocaine

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    she also got an accelerated education like star wars clones

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      WHADDAHELL

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        which is unrealistic for online games like League of Legends, FF14, etc.
                                        MMOs: just have a config.txt where you can change the server IPs and dump the server software to archive.org when shutting down. If people want to play it, they'll pay someone else to host it. Playable state doesn't mean "keep everything as it was", it just means playable.

                                        For something like League which isn't an MMO, you can even remove global ranking and matchmaking and just release a server with lobbies and such.

                                        In any case, that is an initiative that will get looked at by lawmakers AFTER it gets the signatures, maybe they'll make exceptions for subscription games or whatever like that, we'll only find out when that happens.

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          this is using lolicon mental gymnastics in reverse

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            i wish i could make fiore appear on my nose

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                                              [?]:aquaCry: proud+practicing necrophile!! » 💔 🌐
                                              @fif@femcel.online

                                              i have to comfmax but i cant sleep im a failsnoozer

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              yeah but by then they'll be too deep in gambling

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                go look up shitty startups that will fail

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  you need pedophilic undertones to get the usual crowd to play it

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Carry with you printed out emojis

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Like a sports referee lifts up a red card, you lift up a neocat or whatever

                                                      CC: @ducksel@app.wafrn.net

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        i see i see

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          are you a tea drinker?

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              It's more likely than you think

                                                              (cutting it with flour is what I'm referring to)

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                gluten-free
                                                                it depends

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  Waow, I know Discourse has some kind of support for AP (or maybe through a plugin). Pretty wild ngl

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    Make some kind of TRY macro for checking the return values. And unless you need to marshal entire struct to&from JSON, see if the library has some kind of JSONPointer or JSONPath support, should be cleaner to just run something like if (JSON_ptrInt(json, &out, "/sneed/chuck/id")) { errx(1, "JSON's fucked bro"); }. If you need struct marshalling, you probably need to start some preprocessor magic

                                                                    CC: @tyler@nicecrew.digital

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      Your name is amazing btw @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        Ohhhh, well you're not the devil, you just get pounded in your ass by Daddy Sam

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          what are you talking about jesse

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            I didn't know you used to work as an OpenSSL developer
                                                                            RE: https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/lib/libssl/src/crypto/sha/Attic/sha512.c?rev=1.3&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup
                                                                            Remove support for big-endian i386 and amd64.

                                                                            Before someone suggests the OpenSSL people are junkies, here is what they
                                                                            mention about this:

                                                                            	/* Most will argue that x86_64 is always little-endian. Well,
                                                                            * yes, but then we have stratus.com who has modified gcc to
                                                                            * "emulate" big-endian on x86. Is there evidence that they
                                                                            * [or somebody else] won't do same for x86_64? Naturally no.
                                                                            * And this line is waiting ready for that brave soul🙂 */
                                                                            So, yes, they are on drugs. But they are not alone, the stratus.com people are,
                                                                            too.

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            Problematic posts on the timeline by erodeists today

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
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